NEW ROCHELLE, New York – 29-year-old James Pileggi, an Eastchester police officer for two years, was off-duty the other day sitting in the passenger seat of an SUV with two other men. He was showing how the laser feature on his 9mm Glock service weapon worked when he accidentally showed 27-year-old Andrew Everett how deadly the weapon is by shooting him in the throat. Everett, who was standing outside of the vehicle, was pronounced dead at the hospital. Pileggi has been charged with second-degree manslaughter. Defense attorney Angelo MacDonald, “The deceased is a very close friend. He was in tears over this.” [Read more...]

PENSACOLA, Florida – Christian Woods, 21, called cops to tell them her 18-month-old daughter was missing. The police followed all the leads she gave them, but were unable to find Myleahya. Investigators went to Woods’ home and found a deplorable conditions; the home had no electricity or running water and was infested with roaches. They also found Jaterius, 2, with a full diaper, bruised and severely malnourished. His sister, 18-month-old Mykayla, was found under a bed. She was also malnourished. As for her missing twin sister Myleahya – well she was found as well. Stuffed in the garbage can. [Read more...]

UPPER DARBY, Pa. – Back in AugustAugust reviews, 20-year-old Rachael Jenkins told police she was trying to retrieve her dropped iPod when her Hyundai crossed two lanes of traffic, went on to a sidewalk and struck Nicole Gallo, 19, and Christine Bochanski, 20. Gallo was killed immediately and Bochanski suffered serious injuries, including a broken back, and was hospitalized for two weeks. But toxicology reports later came back showing that Jankins had some THC and difluoroethane in her blood. What the fuck is difluoroethane, you may ask? It’s the chemical found computer-cleaning spray. Exactly like the can of Dust-Off that was found in Jankins’ car on the day of the accident. [Read more...]

Golden Valley, Minnesota When are these young fathers going to realize that with the release of a little sperm (oh I know, it’s a LOT of it) comes some responsibility if said sperm meets and hooks up with said egg? I thought they taught that shit in grade school. SexSEX = baby. Period. They don’t fill children’s heads with statistics, just warm, pulsating, hard facts. I realize word on the street from peers contradicts what the trained Health teachers preach, but there’s still a chance that roll in the sheets may produce a lot of crying 9 months later. And boys, it will fuck up a good time if you don’t take that seriously. If you make a baby and you tell the momma you love her, you’re good as screwed. Babysitting. The demands those babies place on you really mess with your extra-curricular activities. Just ask Willie. All he was wanting was a quiet baby so he could get his groove on a sex line. Then that kid had to up and die. [Read more...]

TULSA, OK - On Nov 12th, 2007 a woman had a motorcycle accident outside of Backyard Bar. Four people who witnessed the crash ran out to assist her. It is at that point that a drunken Kimberly Graham plowed into the group in her Dodge Ram Pickup, killing ever single one of them. She then did the noble thing and fled the scene leaving them strewn down Memorial Drive to die. She was later arrested after turning herself in and charged with five counts of first-degree manslaughter. On March 12th of this year, jurors convicted Kimberly Graham on all five counts plus one count of leaving the scene of an accident. YesterdayYesterday reviews, Judge Thornbrugh sentenced her to 107 years in prison. 20 years for each victim and 7 years for leaving the scene. [Read more...]

Detroit, MI – Nothing can be more frustrating than potty training a toddler.  Sometimes it seems that those little monsters will piss anywhere and everywhere but in the toilet.  Dealing with the accidents makes you start wondering if you will be sending the kid to high school in diapers.  Last Sunday, 3-year-old Marquis Wisdom had the last wetting accident he will ever have.  His mother’s current dick, Demetric McTavish Craig, made sure of it.  When the little boy wet his pants, Craig beat him to death and solved his potty training problem forever. [Read more...]

Gun Barrel City, TX- There’s not a whole lot of info. on this one, but I believe these two deserve their fifteen minutes of shame after what happened to their baby boy. Investigators were called to the East Texas Medical Center in Gun Barrel City on May 5 and found a deceased 4-month old child in an emergency room. Officers noted that the baby boy was severely underweight. The boy’s bones were visible through his skin and his eyes were sunken into his head. The child had been taken to the hospital after he was found not breathing. After a three month investigation, the parents of the child have been arrested. Shawn Davis Wagner, 22, and Kristina Faye Tello, 21, are now charged with manslaughter after an autopsy report revealed their son, Hayden, died of starvation and his death was ruled a homicide. They are each being held on a $1,000,000 bond. [Read more...]

Grand Prairie, TX- Shortly after 9 p.m. on SaturdaySaturday reviews, 27-year-old Vincent Paul Riojas was driving his 2004 Chevy Cavalier east on Main StreetMain Street reviews in Grand Prairie. Riojas must have been under the influence of something that night, because his car drifted across the center line and collided into a bicyclist head-on. The cyclist, 59-year-old Ronnie Monroe Keller, was thrown onto the hood of Riojas’ car, flew up over the roof and then crashed through the back window where his body became partially lodged in the back seat of the car. Obviously, if Riojas had immediately sought medical assistance for his victim, you would not be seeing his mugshot on the front page today. Sadly, denziens, Riojas did no such thing and that makes him a fucktard. [Read more...]

Houston, TX – Ahhh, foreplay…it’s great, ain’t it? It’s that block of time during the first commercial that you devote to each other before movin’ on to the horizontal bop during the second. The touching, the kissing, the nibbling, the teasing. The handcuffs, berries, and whipped cream…the role-playing, mayo, and bologna. Sparks and bullets are flying. Wait…what? Bullets? What the hell kind of foreplay is that? According to Deborah Parker, it’s called the ‘dirty cowboy.’ Now, I try to stay current with all the new fads, but this one must have escaped me somehow and I ain’t about to GoogleGoogle it. Whatever it is, Deborah must be pretty damn good at it…so good, her partner died before the boppin’ could commence. I guess if it’s your time to go, during foreplay would be a good time to exit, right? [Read more...]

Omaha, Nebraska–Ana Rodriguez de Lopez-Cardenas, 35, is dead – run down in front of her two young children – because Courtney Antillon is a jealous, trifling, bitch with a volatile temper. Monday evening, after being involved in a minor traffic incident with Courtney’s boyfriend, Israel Francisco-Gonzalo, Ana was standing outside of her vehicle exchanging insurance information with Israel. Courtney was driving down that same street when she noticed her boyfriend speaking to another woman. In a fit of jealous rage, she flipped a U-turn, aimed the car at her boyfriend, and hit the gas. She barely nicked her boyfriend, just running over his foot. She did, however, manage to take out Ana before fleeing the scene. [Read more...]

St. Augustine, Florida–Raise your hand if you have ever accidentally locked your keys in your car with the engine still running. I have, and boy, was my face red. The folks at the DMV were probably wondering if it had been a wise decision to issue me a driver’s license that day. Now, raise your hand if you have ever accidentally locked your keys and your 2-year-old child in your car while the engine was still running. For six hours. In the middle of June. What’s this? None of you have ever done that? I didn’t think so. Well, Omar Long did, and little Arianna baked to death. [Read more...]

Novato, CA – I don’t even know where to start with this dipshit.  I don’t think I have seen this much stupidity and blatant disregard for all that is resonable in well…ever.  Edward Schaefer, 43, driving his Harley drunk,  with 6 DUI convictions under his belt already, ran down and killed 9 year old Melodie Osheroff as she was crossing a crosswalk with her father.  Oh, but no folks, the douchebaggery does not end there.  Schaefer is an assclown to the extreme.  When answering to the charges in court, Schaefer flipped off the prosecution and cameras.  What a tool.

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Corona, CA – Once again, we have a story of a selfish asshole who wanted to off himself and take his family with him.  And of course, once again he succeeds at murdering his babies and only injuring himself.  They have no motive at this time, but it is said that Amado Esqueda and his wife had separated shortly before he completely lost his shit and went on a stabbing rampage killing his two young daughters, seriously injuring his wife and injuring himself.

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Dayton, Texas – I can’t think of a better description of these two.  Just their mugshots alone has given me a dueling banjos earworm that I can’t seem to shake.  These guys make the Squidbillies look like an educational animated program for preschoolers.  The only thing that is keeping me from laughing out loud is the fact that these fucknuts delivered a couple of shotgun blasts to two vehicles full of “trespassers” and ended up killing a 7 year old.

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