Todd Napodano Blamed It On Explosive Diarrhea

Filed under: Crime, Indecent Exposure 

Collier County, FL - I love my job here at the Dreamin’ Demon – if I weren’t actively searching for stories to post, I would totally miss out on some of the hilarity that occurs in the good ‘ole US of A on a daily basis. Here we have Wal-Mart, public nudity, and dirty underwear all in the same story – what more could you possibly ask for? Meet Todd Napodano – he was airing out his junk in a Wal-Mart parking lot Monday afternoon, when a mother and her daughter happened to pass by his Chevy box van while searching for their own vehicle. When he noticed he had an audience, Todd allegedly stood up in the van and started shaking his hips, and the family jewels, in their general direction. Instead of laughing hysterically and pointing, like I would have done, the women called authorities. When officers rolled onto the scene about an hour later, Todd was still there in the back of his van, all nekkid and stuff, and still in plain view of the public. [Read more...]

Rent-A-Center Employee Accused Of Demanding Sex For Debt Relief

Filed under: Crime, Indecent Exposure, Sexual Assault, masturbation 

Detroit, Michigan – A 21-year-old woman had a delinquent bill with a local Rent-A-Center. So a bill collector was sent to her house to discuss her delinquent account. I wasn’t even aware that RentRent reviews-A-Center did that. Anyway, 43-year-old George Herron arrived and sometime during their conversation things turned sexual in nature. Herron told the woman that he could make her Rent-A-Center bill disappear if she performed a sex act on him. He then pulled out his dick and placed her hand on it. When she removed her hand, he decided he didn’t need her anyway, finished masturbating and then left. The woman called police after he called her back and suggested another meeting. Herron was charged with two accounts of criminal sexual conduct in the forth degree and one account of  aggravated indecent exposure. [Read more...]

The Annville Flasher Has Been Apprehended

Filed under: Crime, Indecent Exposure 

Annville, Pa. – Back in September, four women reported that a male jogger had flashed them while around the Quittapahilla Nature Park area. Lebanon Valley College student, Hung “Mike” Thanh Vo, 19, was charged Wednesday with four counts of open lewdness and four counts of indecent exposure after being identified by a witness. He is being fully co-operative with investigators and has admitted to doing this hundreds of times – including exposing himself to minors. “He is from Lebanon and he indicated that he has done this outside of the township, but it was usually done in Annville,” said Chief Michael Burdge. “What is disturbing is, he said that he has done this to children as young as 12-years-old – we think they were primarily girls.”
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