Louisville, KY - Jesus Christ must be a real jerk. I mean, what kind of friend comes over to your house, befouls your environment with second-hand crack smoke, and then just disappears – leaving the crack paraphernalia behind? I gotta admit, I have relatives that would pull that kind of shit, but I never thought JC would stoop that low. I mean, that’s just rude! Poor old Craig Dunn is now taking the rap because of Jesus and his crack pipe. Dunn, a registered sex offender on home incarceration, must have been beside himself when the police showed up to do a home check and discovered a makeshift aluminum foil crack pipe and a burnt spoon. Dunn tried to explain to the boys in blue that the shit wasn’t his, it belonged to Jesus and Jesus was just trying to set him up. I bet you the big guy is up in the sky right about now just laughing it up – his little plan worked! Thanks to Jesus, Craig Dunn, 52, is now back behind bars charged with possession of drug paraphernalia. Betcha he won’t be smoking crack with Jesus again anytime soon.

Craig Dunn

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Carter County, OK - What in the hell is going on in Carter County? While I was researching a story about a woman drugging and raping a 13-year-old boy, I came across another story, from the same county, where a man stands accused of raping a 13-year-old girl. Both arrests were made within a week of each other. So, to kill two pervs with one stone, I’m gonna post ‘em both. First we have 19-year-old Garen Thompson. Garen is accused of raping a 13-year-old girl last Monday. He was arrested and charged after the girl reported the rape to a teacher – now both he and his fantastical hair are being held at Carter County Detention Center on $20,000 bond. Diana Mills, 37, is accused of plying two teen boys, ages 13 and 15, with drugs and alcohol and admits to having sex with the 13-year-old. She told officers that she thought the boy was 16 the first time they had sex, but was well aware of his age the next couple of times she rolled him in the hay. Is believed that she allowed the boys to come to her home where she supplied them with prescription drugs and alcohol. Yes, even she knows one must be FUBAR to hit that. Diana Mills was arrested last Tuesday and is also being held at Carter County Detention center – she’s looking at charges of first-degree rape and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As far as I know, bail has not been set. Mugs guaranteed to please after the jump.

Garen Thompson and Diana Kay Mills

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ROCHESTER HILLS, Mich – 40-year-old MILF…er Tina Consolo and her 19-year-old daughter do not agree on the subject of Tina growing a 6-foot high marijuana plant in their living room. So Tina’s daughter called police. When Oakland County Sheriff’s deputies arrived at the home, they found the six foot high marijuana plant along with dried marijuana hanging in the basement, a digital scale, packaging material, a marijuana grinder, marijuana pipes, two handguns and a shotgun. Tina states that the weed is not for pleasure or distribution, but rather to help her with her chronic back pain. And I believe her sexy ass. Consolo is expected to be arraigned by the end of the week. I expect her to give me a call as soon as all this silly shit is over with — and after she kicks out her ungrateful spawn. Should be some video after the jump, if the stupid embed code from WXYZ works

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Houston, Texas I hung out with some pretty heavy drinkers in my younger days. It was always quite a treat walking into a bar with someone who had obviously had a tremendous time the night – or even week – before. No sooner than we’d walk into the establishment, my buddy would be greeted with, “Oh man, do you remember when you_____?”  (Fill in the blank and those fill-ins were never flattering.)  Watching the happy-go-lucky face turn to complete horror was always amusing – mainly because it didn’t involve me. If I had my druthers, I’d much rather be informed by friends or acquaintances and I’d much rather hear the news when I was fully functioning than to be awakened by the police telling strange accounts of where I ended up and with whom.

Cody Plant

Seems as though the owners of a vacant house noticed signs of forced entry on Sunday afternoon. When they poked their heads in to look around, they reportedly heard some noises coming from inside. Without a lot of hesitation they contacted the local constables for a little protect and serve.

When Harris County Constable deputies arrived on scene, I imagine they were a little surprised to find Cody Plant and another grown man fast asleep. Together. In the closet. I can think of much better places to sleep off the night before than doing so in a closet, that’s for sure. And what exactly are the odds that two grown men would find this a suitable place? Must have been some good shit they got a hold of. Really good. It killed one of them.

Oh, that’s the second of Cody’s surprises. Not only did the police allegedly wake his ass up from his restful slumber in the closet, they also informed him he was cuddled up there with a dead dude. “There were two guys in the closet. They appeared to be sleeping – one was snoring and the other was deceased.” The police also speculated the pair had been doing some sort of narcotics and stated it was obvious he was under the influence of “something”. Pffft. Could have been love…

Cody Plant was originally charged with three misdemeanor drug charges along with abuse of a corpse after prosecutors allege he treated the dead dude “in an offensive manner”. What’d he do? I sooo want to know. I’ll just have to let my imagination run wild with that one because the buzzkill judge dropped the charge in the probable cause hearing. That’s really too bad. That judge has no idea how many of us okay, maybe just me, really need those little details.

As it stands, Cody Plant was charged with one count of possession of a dangerous drug and two counts of possession of a controlled substance of more than three grams but less than 28. If found guilty, he faces up to a year in jail. Sucks being Cody. Not only did the dude get his stash taken away and carted off to jail, he had to enter that jail with the story of coming out of the closet with a dead dude.

Cute Picture from his Facebook

Wonder if the girls will be kissing on him now!

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Indianapolis – 6-month-old Lanny James, also known as LJ, had a stroke before he was born. Doctors said he will probably not survive another year. His mother, Margaret Tompkins, had to take a leave from her job to take care of him and the family did not have the money for a funeral. So last month, the owners of a Shell gas station agreed to put out a donation bucket to help pay for it. But on one Saturday, a blond woman moved the bucket, with an estimated $200, out of view of the cashier and then left with it. On Tuesday, that blond piece of shit was arrested.

Using the surveillance video at the gas station as well as Crime Stopper tips, investigators were led to 35-year-old Sarah Bedsoe. A search of her home yielded evidence in the theft and ultimately led to her arrest on charges of charges of theft and possession of drug paraphernalia. Bledsoe had not posted bond as of Tuesday an initial hearing was set for this morning.

Look, I am not gonna lie and say that I could never see myself getting so desperate that I wouldn’t entertain the idea of stealing money planned to be used for an infant’s funeral. I mean obviously this woman has issues that could stretch far past dented morals. Drug abuse, mental issues, who the hell knows. But this is how I know I would never, ever do it. Karma. Seriously. I know, a guy who doesn’t believe in the supernatural adheres to the cosmic power of karma? Yes. Yes I do. Call it OCD, call it superstition, call it whatever you want. But no good can come from stealing money from a dying baby.

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Newberg, Oregon – Hold on to your tummies, Demonites and Denizens – I’m on a vomit-inducing roll this a.m. On September 4th, a 15-year-old girl reported to police that 44-year-old Darrin Daily had plied her with marijuana and alcohol before having sex with her. After obtaining a warrant to search Daily’s home, investigators seized his computer and other media storage devices and discovered the 15-year-old girl wasn’t his only victim. Forensic investigators reportedly found numerous photographs of a 14-year-old girl engaged in sex acts with Daily, as well as with several different adults. There were images of her being raped while tied up. There were images of the young teen having sexual intercourse with a dog. OMFG. That ain’t all, Demonites – there were also pictures of a 4-year-old child being sexually assaulted.

Darrin Daily

Now, get this. The sonofafuckingbitch allegedly put an ad up on Craigslist inviting others to come and rape the teen. Seriously? If that is true, tell me, why is the worthless creature still breathing without the aid of a machine and some tubing? Through Daily’s computer, investigators were able to track down some of the slime that responded to the ad. They are as follows: Robert Thompson, 34; David Garcia, 41; Patricio Moreno, 43; and Alisa Nice, 31. The girl told them that Daily had, on more than one occasion, tied her up and forced her into group sex with these skeevy fuckers. He forced her to have sex with him. He forced her to have sex with his dog. Good thing the asshole had a thing for photography – because without that kind of proof, this shit would be hard to believe. The 4-year-old child was located and interviewed – she confirmed the abuse. That little girl is being cared for at a child abuse assessment center in McMinville.

Darrin Daily is charged with:
Using Child in Display of Sexually Explicit Conduct (6 counts – Measure 11)
Sexual Abuse in the First Degree (2 counts – Measure 11)
Sexual Assault of an Animal (2 counts)
Delivery of a Controlled Substance (Marijuana) to a Minor (3 counts)
Online Sexual Corruption of a Child in the First Degree
Encouraging Child Sexual Abuse in the First Degree
Rape in the Third Degree (18 counts)
Sodomy in the Third Degree (5 counts)
Sexual Abuse in the Second Degree (6 counts)
Endangering the Welfare of a Minor (3 counts)
Sexual Abuse in the Third Degree.
He is being held in the Yamhill County Jail on $1,000,000.00 bond.

Robert Dwain Thompson is charged with:
Using Child in Display of Sexually Explicit Conduct (3 counts – Measure 11)
Rape in the Third Degree (3 counts)
Sexual Abuse in the Second Degree (5 counts).
He is being held on $750,000.00 bond.

David Garcia is charged with:
Sexual Abuse in the Second Degree (4 counts)
Rape in the Third Degree (2 counts)
He posted $100,000 bond and was released.

Patricio Moreno is charged with:
Sexual Abuse in the Second Degree (4 counts)
Rape in the Third Degree (2 counts)
Sodomy in the Third Degree (2 counts)
He is being held on $15,000.00 bond.

As of yet, it is unknown what charges Alisa Nice will face. To read more about Oregon’s Measure 11, click here and here.

Thompson, Garcia, Moreno, Nice

This one is fairly local to me – I recently moved outta that shithole town. I don’t know any of these people personally, but I’m putting my feelers out to see if I can pick up any extra information on the nastiness that’s been going down in that apartment. I’ll update this story as more information is made available.

Source | Source | Daily’s Myspace | Nice’s Myspace

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Panama City Beach, FL – I know this is going to sound silly, but, have you ever been to a tweaker yard sale? If you haven’t, put that on your list of things to do before you die because it is friggin’ hilarious. See, when tweakers are tweakin’, they like to take shit apart. Though they are up for 2-3 days at a time, with plenty of time to tinker, they never put the shit back together the right way and they just tape it all back together. They quickly get bored with one project and move onto another. I’ve been past many a yard sale where every single item has, at minimum, three strips of duct tape – TV’s, beds, dishes, couches, cribs, stereos, cars – you name it, it’s taped. The set of tweaker parents asshats in this story are very familiar with duct tape – they tried to fix their broken toddler with it.

John and Jessica Huskey

The tweakers tell the story like this: Last Tuesday evening, John Huskey, for whatever tweaky retarded reason, jumped on a wooden chair, breaking the chair into pieces, and sending a nail flying directly into his 18-month-old son’s head. Because they where fucked up on meth and because they were concerned that drugs would be found in their home, Jessica Huskey said they felt it was better to try a home remedy as opposed to calling 911. When a band-aid didn’t stop the bleeding, the assholes wrapped the kid’s head in duct tape and continued to smoke. Go ahead. Process that last sentence. We’ll wait. Did ya get that? They wrapped their child’s head like it was some kind of broken down VCR and continued to hit the pipe.

Wednesday morning, Jessica awoke (?) to find the child “turning colors” and “not doing well.” Still, she didn’t call 911 – she called her friends, family members, and finally, her husband. John, in turn, called 911. The child was finally taken to the hospital Wednesday evening and remains listed in critical condition with a fractured skull. Another child, age 4, was taken into custody by DCF. Deputies say evidence of meth, marijuana, and crack were found inside the home.

John Huskey, 28, is charged with aggravated child abuse, possession of meth, possession of cocaine, possession of marijuana, and possession of drug paraphernalia. He also is charged with dealing in stolen property. According to a complaint affidavit, he stole a $425 iPod Touch out of a car in July and tried to pawn it. Jessica Huskey, 25, is charged with aggravated child abuse, possession of meth, and possession of drug paraphernalia. I’m speaking from personal experience when I tell you that duct tape hurts like a motherfucker when you have to peel and pry it off an already injured body part. If I could reach through this computer screen right now, I would totally wreak some havoc on those two fucktards. It’s a shame duct tape doesn’t fix stupid…

Source | John’s Myspace | Jessica’s Myspace

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Pulaski, VA – I’m looking at that fabulous mugshot and all I can think is “Boo-fucking-hoo bitch, cry me a river.”  Lisa Hylton, has plenty of reason to turn on the waterworks, but I am not sure which one she is actually using.  Could one of them be the fact that her 3 year old son has died or could it be because she has been arrested for his murder? Some time Tuesday, Hylton left her drug stash out where a curious toddler could get a hold of it.  The 3 year old boy ingested some of the drug and while Hylton was aware of this, she chose not to seek medical attention for him for approximately 14 hours.  I guess when the boy stopped breathing, she thought it would be  a pretty good idea to call 911.  Unfortunately, the kid did not make it and was pronounced dead at 5:30 AM Wednesday morning.  Several hours later, Hylton was arrested and charged with second-degree murder and felony child neglect. Reports indicate the drug the child swallowed was a Schedule II controlled substance which include OxyContin, cocaine and methamphetamine.  I’m placing my bets on meth or crack.  Who’s with me?

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This news is everywhere but I’m posting it anyway because it is turning out to be an interesting subject – especially when looking at the reactions from across the globe. As most know by now, Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland on the way to a Zurich film festival. The arrest comes from charges that he raped a 13-year-old girl in the home of Jack Nicholson back in 1977. He was charged with giving Quaaludes to a minor; child molestation; unlawful sexual intercourse with that minor; rape by use of drugs; oral copulation; sodomy. All charges were dismissed under a plea deal but he pleaded guilty to unlawful sex with a minor. There are more than enough info out there about his sentencing and all, but to keep things brief, Polanski didn’t like where things were going (meaning he would have to go to prison) and he fled the country and has never stepped foot in the United States since.

I am a big fan of his films, but aside from that, this guy needs to face the music. He has a ton of supporters who feel that the charges should be dropped for some reason that I still do not understand, and that even includes the 13-year-old victim, Samantha Geimer. She publicly forgave Polanski in 1997. She also received a monetary settlement from Polanski. She has since gone on blame the media telling People, “He did something really gross to me, but it was the media that ruined my life.” I am sure the media has hounded her and will continue to do so every time this case comes up. You know, because Polanski raped her when she was 13 and got away with it. But it really doesn’t matter what she thinks at this point.

Fuck Polanski and fuck France. This guy raped a 13-year-old girl. He admitted to it and worked out a deal. When the deal didn’t look that sweet anymore, he ran. So what if he has made great films or has not, as far as we know, fucked any 13-year-old girls since.  He did it once and he needs to accept responsibility for what he has done. But others do not agree. I would love to hear from both sides. Why should Polanski not face the same charges any man who rapes a 13-year-old would face? People seem to want to excuse him because this all happened so long ago, that he has made Oscar-winning films, that the judge (now dead) was playing to the media, or because Polanski had a tough life.

If Polanski does not serve some form of time, this will set a terrible example, showing once again that the rich and famous do not live by the same laws you and me do, and that you can rape children and get away with it. Just skip bail and do not get caught for 30 years.

I would give source links, but just type his name in Google for God’s sake. But here is the People article with Geimer.

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Newark, NJ – Many of the crack-heads, tweakers, and other druggies we have featured here on the Dreamin’ Demon have one thing in common – they hide their stash is some rather interesting places. Shaheed Wright, though, is slightly different. Knowing that if you stick coke up your crack, eventually, you gotta dig that shit out, right? So, when Shaheed felt the heat was coming down on him, he stuck several baggies into his 4-year-old son’s jacket pocket, telling the child it was candy. However, like many of the crack-heads, tweakers, and other druggies we have featured here, Shaheed is kinda stupid. How one just forgets about several baggies of coke is beyond me, but Shaheed did. Unfortunately, his son remembered they were in there.

Shaheed Wright

Friday morning, while the child was attending day care, he pulled out the baggies of nose candy and shared them four of his young friends. Thinking it was candy, one little girl, also 4-years-old, ate it. A teacher noticed the child had something odd in her mouth and got the child to spit it out. Teach must’a freaked when she discovered the kid was munchin’ on a little baggie filled with white powder. Four kiddos, including Shaheed’s son, were rushed to the emergency room. Only one of the children actually swallowed the coke – she was treated and released thankfully with no ill effects. A search of the boy’s pockets revealed more baggies. Nice.

Shaheed Wright, 25, is accused of endangering the welfare of a child, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute and other charges, including employing a juvenile in a narcotics scheme. Bond has been set at $400,000. Does it make you feel any better to know that Shaheed is deeply sorry for his actions? Nah. I didn’t think so. Idiot.

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Kensington, Pennsylvania – Forgetting where you parked you car in the middle of the night – embarrassing. Leaving your young step-child alone in the car in the middle of the night so you can score drugs- parental fail. Leaving your young step-child in the car in the middle of the night and forgetting where you parked because you are so high you can barely recall your own name let alone where the hell you parked your damn car – ultra tard fail. Having to admit to police officers that you can’t find your child or your car because you are fucked up – jail time. Just ask 31-year-old Dino Vicente. After all, this is his story of fail. 

At around 9:00 p.m. on Saturday, with step-son in tow, Dino set out to score the drug of his choice. He set off on his own, leaving the child behind. Hours later, after he was good and shit-faced, Dino found himself in quite a pickle when he couldn’t find the vehicle containing his step-son. He called the child’s mother at about 4:30 a.m. and explained his predicament. There is no word on what mom had to say about the whole thing or whether she even bothered to report the incident to the police, but the next phone call Dino made was to the cops. Finally, after searching for two hours, the police were able to locate the car, and found the child was still there and physically safe. Unless the source article has a typo or something, that little kid was sitting in a car, all alone, in the dark, in the middle of the ghetto, for over 8 hours. Nice parenting, Dino.

Dino Vicente is now being charged with reckless endangerment, endangering the welfare of a child, and narcotics violations. Fucking idiot…

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UPPER DARBY, Pa. – Back in August, 20-year-old Rachael Jenkins told police she was trying to retrieve her dropped iPod when her Hyundai crossed two lanes of traffic, went on to a sidewalk and struck Nicole Gallo, 19, and Christine Bochanski, 20. Gallo was killed immediately and Bochanski suffered serious injuries, including a broken back, and was hospitalized for two weeks. But toxicology reports later came back showing that Jankins had some THC and difluoroethane in her blood. What the fuck is difluoroethane, you may ask? It’s the chemical found computer-cleaning spray. Exactly like the can of Dust-Off that was found in Jankins’ car on the day of the accident.

Jankins has now been arrested and charged with vehicular homicide and involuntary manslaughter. Upper Darby police Superintendent Michael Chitwood Sr. said Jankins was “under the impairing and psychoactive effects” of the inhalant at the time of the accident. “We believe that at some point in time before the accident she took the can of Dust-Off and sprayed it in her mouth to get the effect of a high,” Chitwood said. “We have now gone from a horrible accident to a criminal investigation.”

The accident happened right outside of Delaware County Memorial Hospital, and there are no brake marks indicating she attempted any form of evasive maneuver before hitting and killing Gallo, who graduated Archbishop Prendergast High School last year. Jankins only suffered minor injuries from being trapped in her car and stated she never remembered hitting the women or even seeing them. I wonder why? Let’s go to Allison, our resident Dust-Off expert, for some possible explanations:

Oh, ok…gotcha. Now it all makes perfect sense. Jesus Christ some of you people out there are pathetic. If you are inhaling this shit to get high, could you please stay indoors and film it? The public thanks you. Fuck…you huffers ever heard of meth?

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St. Bernard, Ohio – Brooke Watts has been in a hell of a mess.   Unfortunately, Brooke’s kids were living in it with her.   Watts, 27, was arrested on Tuesday night after police officers found her and her three children, ages1, 4, and 7, living in filth.  Bonus, there were meth ingredients lying around.  Double plus bonus, the kids all had head lice and bugs were everywhere – even in the food in the refrigerator.  Well, that’ll put me right back on my diet.    Fortunately for the kids, a social worker did her job and alerted the cops after she showed up to visit the family and found that despite repeated warnings, the place was an unlivable nightmare of ewww.   I know, right?  A repeat visit, and the place still had masses of messes all up in it?  But of course, my darling denizens.  Because cleaning the house before Child Protective Services drops by just feels wrong, somehow, y’know?

Now here’s where it gets even more fun.  Brooke’s children’s grandmother lives in the apartment just upstairs from her grandchildren.   She told police that Brooke was a “drug addict” (no, really?) who couldn’t take care of her kids.  Whether Grandma was taking care of the kids in their mother’s drug-addled state, I don’t know – but it seems that she wasn’t, since police said that all the children had bedbug bites to go with their head lice, and it looked like they’d been eating  insect-infested donuts just that morning.  Oh.  Well.  That’s just lovely parenting, Brooke, you negligent tweaker.

CPS removed all three children on the grounds that their mother is just nasty.  Brooke Watts was arrested and taken to the Hamilton County Jail, where she is being held on $3,000 bond – a grand for each kid.  Sadly, Brooke’s not receiving visitors just now.  Her children have been taken into county custody, where they will be deloused, fed, and hopefully placed into a loving home where “meth” and “mess” are just two words that kind of sound alike.

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Oakhurst, CA – When I came across this little story, three words came to mind: What. The. Hell? Here we have 37-year-old Krista Arceneaux – yes, a real looker, ain’t she?! A bit rough for 37, but with the right makeup, the right lighting, and a couple cases of Corona, she’d rank about a 5.5 or so. Krista was sitting outside of a bar last Wednesday evening when she spied a 6-year-old boy walking across a parking lot with his family. Whether it was because she was inebriated to the point of complete retardation or because she harbors some secret desire for little boys, Krista bolted from her chair, ran to the little kiddo, told him he was sexy, and laid on one him – tongue and all. Needless to say, the kiddos parents weren’t exactly thrilled with Krista’s nasty little show of affection and confronted her, sending her scurrying back to the bar. And that’s about the time Krista came a little unhinged.

Krista Arceneaux

A female acquaintance who had accompanied Krista to the bar beat feet when the screaming started. When the cops arrived and cuffed the crazy bitch, Krista started getting all violent and shit. She screamed, she cussed, and made a total ass of herself before deputies finally got her nutty ass into the back of the patrol car. After threatening the life of one deputy and his family, Krista attempted to kick in the window. While on the way to the cop shop, Krista repeatedly spit on the officer driving the car. I totally lack patience for any asshole that brings bodily fluids into the mix. One lugie on the back of my neck and I would have gladly pulled the patrol car over, dragged the little bitch outta the back seat by her eyebrows, and inflicted a whole heap’a police brutality on her dumb skank ass. Luckily for Krista, it looks like she made it to the jail house unscathed.

Now, the tard is facing charges of lewd and lascivious acts with a child, resisting arrest, and possession of marijuana. Bail has been set at $100,000. Authorities have not disclosed the level of Krista’s intoxication at the time of the incident.

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Panama City, Florida Life is full of twists and turns. I’d like to believe the ups and downs somewhat even themselves out – that no one has more of one than the other. But those hopes are only realistic when viewed through rose colored glasses. But even when things are going well in your life, there’s bound to be a bad day thrown in here and there, just to keep you from getting a little too cocky…just to keep things real. Those are the days when it’s best not to even get out of bed because everything you touch turns to crap. Imagine a great dose of Murphy’s Law when your life is already in the shitter. “Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.” Poor Jennifer Alvarado, life in shambles, got a good old fashioned bad day when she got beat up by her boyfriend and ended up in the slammer herself.

Jennifer Alvarado

Her boyfriend is being accused (by her) of beating her for several hours. He allegedly choked her with his hands to the point of her passing out. It wasn’t until her prince charming was dragging her across the pavement that she regained consciousness. Jennifer tried to cry for help but said prince muffled her pleas with his hands as he drug her to his apartment for a little more foreplay. Prior to going inside, he allegedly rubbed a little sand in her face before asking her up for a drink. (Ah, I don’t know about the drink part – I think he skipped that page in dating etiquette) Once inside, the merrymaking commenced as he held her against her will and choked her some more before she finally talked him into letting her go.

At almost 6 in the morning, Jennifer flagged down a passing vehicle and asked them to call 911. Enter the police. She described her dream date to them but before they went in search of romeo, they informed her they were going to call EMS, which she kindly declined. She’d go get checked on her own. And of course, police are pretty damn nosy – they like to know who they’re dealing with – and it turns out, they were dealing with a wanted lady. Nah, they didn’t want her, the system did. Jennifer was arrested on an outstanding warrant for failure to comply with community control/driving while license was suspended or revoked.

What a terrible horrible no good very bad day. She should have stayed in bed. She should have told her squeeze, “not tonight” and just hung out at home. But she didn’t. And it got no better. As the intake officers were processing Jennifer, they happened to glance in her purse only to notice a make-up bag. Oh dear Jennifer. Never have the cops called if you can’t get rid of your needle and dope, chick. Damn. Are you really that stupid?

Let’s recap Jennifer’s night, shall we? She got choked, drug across the parking lot, came to and had sand rubbed in her face, choked some more, made a get-away, called cops, got arrested cause she’s a slack, got booked at the jail and got busted for dope and paraphernalia. Sucks being you Jennifer. Your boyfriend may not love you but Murphy does. Good thing, maybe he’ll leave the rest of us alone now that he found a gold mine.

Outside of getting her on the outstanding warrant, she was also booked for introducing contraband into a detention facility. As for bachelor #1: police are still looking for him.

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