Louisville, KY - Jesus Christ must be a real jerk. I mean, what kind of friend comes over to your house, befouls your environment with second-hand crack smoke, and then just disappears – leaving the crack paraphernalia behind? I gotta admit, I have relatives that would pull that kind of shit, but I never thought JC would stoop that low. I mean, that’s just rude! Poor old Craig Dunn is now taking the rap because of Jesus and his crack pipe. Dunn, a registered sex offender on home incarceration, must have been beside himself when the police showed up to do a home check and discovered a makeshift aluminum foil crack pipe and a burnt spoon. Dunn tried to explain to the boys in blue that the shit wasn’t his, it belonged to Jesus and Jesus was just trying to set him up. I bet you the big guy is up in the sky right about now just laughing it up – his little plan worked! Thanks to Jesus, Craig Dunn, 52, is now back behind bars charged with possession of drug paraphernalia. Betcha he won’t be smoking crack with Jesus again anytime soon. [Read more...]

Carter County, OK - What in the hell is going on in Carter County? While I was researching a story about a woman drugging and raping a 13-year-old boy, I came across another story, from the same county, where a man stands accused of raping a 13-year-old girl. Both arrests were made within a week of each other. So, to kill two pervs with one stone, I’m gonna post ‘em both. First we have 19-year-old Garen Thompson. Garen is accused of raping a 13-year-old girl last Monday. He was arrested and charged after the girl reported the rape to a teacher – now both he and his fantastical hair are being held at Carter County Detention Center on $20,000 bond. Diana Mills, 37, is accused of plying two teen boys, ages 13 and 15, with drugs and alcohol and admits to having sex with the 13-year-old. She told officers that she thought the boy was 16 the first time they had sex, but was well aware of his age the next couple of times she rolled him in the hay. Is believed that she allowed the boys to come to her home where she supplied them with prescription drugs and alcohol. Yes, even she knows one must be FUBAR to hit that. Diana Mills was arrested last Tuesday and is also being held at Carter County Detention center – she’s looking at charges of first-degree rape and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As far as I know, bail has not been set. Mugs guaranteed to please after the jump. [Read more...]

ROCHESTER HILLS, Mich – 40-year-old MILF…er Tina Consolo and her 19-year-old daughter do not agree on the subject of Tina growing a 6-foot high marijuana plant in their living room. So Tina’s daughter called police. When Oakland County Sheriff’s deputies arrived at the home, they found the six foot high marijuana plant along with dried marijuana hanging in the basement, a digital scale, packaging material, a marijuana grinder, marijuana pipes, two handguns and a shotgun. Tina states that the weed is not for pleasure or distribution, but rather to help her with her chronic back pain. And I believe her sexy ass. Consolo is expected to be arraigned by the end of the week. I expect her to give me a call as soon as all this silly shit is over with — and after she kicks out her ungrateful spawn. Should be some video after the jump, if the stupid embed code from WXYZ works [Read more...]

Houston, Texas I hung out with some pretty heavy drinkers in my younger days. It was always quite a treat walking into a bar with someone who had obviously had a tremendous time the night – or even week – before. No sooner than we’d walk into the establishment, my buddy would be greeted with, “Oh man, do you remember when you_____?”  (Fill in the blank and those fill-ins were never flattering.)  Watching the happy-go-lucky face turn to complete horror was always amusing – mainly because it didn’t involve me. If I had my druthers, I’d much rather be informed by friends or acquaintances and I’d much rather hear the news when I was fully functioning than to be awakened by the police telling strange accounts of where I ended up and with whom. [Read more...]

Indianapolis – 6-month-old Lanny James, also known as LJ, had a stroke before he was born. DoctorsDoctors reviews said he will probably not survive another year. His mother, Margaret Tompkins, had to take a leave from her job to take care of him and the family did not have the money for a funeral. So last month, the owners of a Shell gas station agreed to put out a donation bucket to help pay for it. But on one SaturdaySaturday reviews, a blond woman moved the bucket, with an estimated $200, out of view of the cashier and then left with it. On Tuesday, that blond piece of shit was arrested. [Read more...]

Newberg, Oregon – Hold on to your tummies, Demonites and Denizens – I’m on a vomit-inducing roll this a.m. On September 4th, a 15-year-old girl reported to police that 44-year-old Darrin Daily had plied her with marijuana and alcohol before having sex with her. After obtaining a warrant to search Daily’s home, investigators seized his computer and other media storage devices and discovered the 15-year-old girl wasn’t his only victim. Forensic investigators reportedly found numerous photographs of a 14-year-old girl engaged in sex acts with Daily, as well as with several different adults. There were images of her being raped while tied up. There were images of the young teen having sexual intercourse with a dog. OMFG. That ain’t all, Demonites – there were also pictures of a 4-year-old child being sexually assaulted. [Read more...]

Panama City Beach, FL – I know this is going to sound silly, but, have you ever been to a tweaker yard sale? If you haven’t, put that on your list of things to do before you die because it is friggin’ hilarious. See, when tweakers are tweakin’, they like to take shit apart. Though they are up for 2-3 days at a time, with plenty of time to tinker, they never put the shit back together the right way and they just tape it all back together. They quickly get bored with one project and move onto another. I’ve been past many a yard sale where every single item has, at minimum, three strips of duct tape – TV’s, beds, dishes, couches, cribs, stereos, cars – you name it, it’s taped. The set of tweaker parents asshats in this story are very familiar with duct tape – they tried to fix their broken toddler with it. [Read more...]

Pulaski, VA – I’m looking at that fabulous mugshot and all I can think is “Boo-fucking-hoo bitch, cry me a river.”  Lisa Hylton, has plenty of reason to turn on the waterworks, but I am not sure which one she is actually using.  Could one of them be the fact that her 3 year old son has died or could it be because she has been arrested for his murder? Some time Tuesday, Hylton left her drug stash out where a curious toddler could get a hold of it.  The 3 year old boy ingested some of the drug and while Hylton was aware of this, she chose not to seek medical attention for him for approximately 14 hours.  I guess when the boy stopped breathing, she thought it would be  a pretty good idea to call 911.  Unfortunately, the kid did not make it and was pronounced dead at 5:30 AM Wednesday morning.  Several hours later, Hylton was arrested and charged with second-degree murder and felony child neglect. Reports indicate the drug the child swallowed was a Schedule II controlled substance which include OxyContin, cocaineCocaine Angel reviews and methamphetamine.  I’m placing my bets on meth or crack.  Who’s with me? [Read more...]

This news is everywhere but I’m posting it anyway because it is turning out to be an interesting subject – especially when looking at the reactions from across the globe. As most know by now, Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland on the way to a Zurich film festival. The arrest comes from charges that he raped a 13-year-old girl in the home of Jack Nicholson back in 1977. He was charged with giving Quaaludes to a minor; child molestation; unlawful sexual intercourse with that minor; rape by use of drugs; oral copulation; sodomy. All charges were dismissed under a plea deal but he pleaded guilty to unlawful sex with a minor. There are more than enough info out there about his sentencing and all, but to keep things brief, Polanski didn’t like where things were going (meaning he would have to go to prison) and he fled the country and has never stepped foot in the United States since. [Read more...]

Newark, NJ – Many of the crack-heads, tweakers, and other druggies we have featured here on the Dreamin’ Demon have one thing in common – they hide their stash is some rather interesting places. Shaheed Wright, though, is slightly different. KnowingKnowing reviews that if you stick coke up your crack, eventually, you gotta dig that shit out, right? So, when Shaheed felt the heat was coming down on him, he stuck several baggies into his 4-year-old son’s jacket pocket, telling the child it was candy. However, like many of the crack-heads, tweakers, and other druggies we have featured here, Shaheed is kinda stupid. How one just forgets about several baggies of coke is beyond me, but Shaheed did. Unfortunately, his son remembered they were in there. [Read more...]

Kensington, Pennsylvania – Forgetting where you parked you car in the middle of the night – embarrassing. Leaving your young step-child alone in the car in the middle of the night so you can score drugs- parental fail. Leaving your young step-child in the car in the middle of the night and forgetting where you parked because you are so high you can barely recall your own name let alone where the hell you parked your damn car – ultra tard fail. Having to admit to police officers that you can’t find your child or your car because you are fucked up – jail time. Just ask 31-year-old Dino Vicente. After all, this is his story of fail.  [Read more...]

UPPER DARBY, Pa. – Back in AugustAugust reviews, 20-year-old Rachael Jenkins told police she was trying to retrieve her dropped iPod when her Hyundai crossed two lanes of traffic, went on to a sidewalk and struck Nicole Gallo, 19, and Christine Bochanski, 20. Gallo was killed immediately and Bochanski suffered serious injuries, including a broken back, and was hospitalized for two weeks. But toxicology reports later came back showing that Jankins had some THC and difluoroethane in her blood. What the fuck is difluoroethane, you may ask? It’s the chemical found computer-cleaning spray. Exactly like the can of Dust-Off that was found in Jankins’ car on the day of the accident. [Read more...]

St. Bernard, Ohio – Brooke Watts has been in a hell of a mess.   Unfortunately, Brooke’s kids were living in it with her.   Watts, 27, was arrested on Tuesday night after police officers found her and her three children, ages1, 4, and 7, living in filth.  Bonus, there were meth ingredients lying around.  Double plus bonus, the kids all had head lice and bugs were everywhere – even in the food in the refrigerator.  Well, that’ll put me right back on my diet.    Fortunately for the kids, a social worker did her job and alerted the cops after she showed up to visit the family and found that despite repeated warnings, the place was an unlivable nightmare of ewww.   I know, right?  A repeat visit, and the place still had masses of messes all up in it?  But of course, my darling denizens.  Because cleaning the house before Child Protective Services drops by just feels wrong, somehow, y’know? [Read more...]

Oakhurst, CA – When I came across this little story, three words came to mind: What. The. Hell? Here we have 37-year-old Krista Arceneaux – yes, a real looker, ain’t she?! A bit rough for 37, but with the right makeup, the right lighting, and a couple cases of Corona, she’d rank about a 5.5 or so. Krista was sitting outside of a bar last Wednesday evening when she spied a 6-year-old boy walking across a parking lot with his family. Whether it was because she was inebriated to the point of complete retardation or because she harbors some secret desire for little boys, Krista bolted from her chair, ran to the little kiddo, told him he was sexy, and laid on one him – tongue and all. Needless to say, the kiddos parents weren’t exactly thrilled with Krista’s nasty little show of affection and confronted her, sending her scurrying back to the bar. And that’s about the time Krista came a little unhinged. [Read more...]