McHenry, MS- Easter at the Sexton home this year was a tad different than most. When a dispute erupted between Samuel Sexton, 57, and his son, Andrew, that morning, Samuel went outside with a shotgun and shot at his son. Not wanting to stick around for any more Easter surprises, Andrew hopped in a friend’s car and left. Police arrived at the scene and, fearing Andrew may have been seriously hurt, they told area hospitals to be on alert. After a few hours, one of Andrew’s friends who had been present at the time of the shooting was able to reach him by cell phone. Andrew told the friend that he was okay and his injuries were minor. Andrew refused to return home to answer deputies’ questions because he is on probation. While the officers were walking around the home looking for blood spatters, they discovered some shake bottles in the garbage can related to meth. After a search, a meth lab was found on the property. Samuel Wayne Sexton was arrested for pulling a shotgun on his son and pulling the trigger.…
Continue ReadingKids Left In Car For Two Days With No Food While Their Father And Uncle Partied
April 5, 2010 at 3:43 pm by Morbid
Detroit – Police were called to the Summit Lanes bowling alley around 12:30 a.m.Sunday on a report of two young children abandoned in a car located in the parking lot. When police arrived they found a 4-year-old and 6-year-old boy inside a locked car. The boys told officers that they had been in the car for the last two days while their father and thier uncle drove around drinking. They had not eaten in all this time. The responding officers bought the boys some food and arrested the the children’s 28-year-old father and 27-year-old uncle inside of the bowling alley – they were both drunk. Both men now face face child abandonment charges and the Department of Human Services has gotten involved. Both boys are currently back with their mother…they were only with their father because it was part of his visitation agreement. Nice one, Dad. Although better than my Easter with my old man when I was four. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said “Hey. Smoke up Johnny.”…
Continue ReadingDrunk Driver Had Passenger Pour Him A Drink When Pulled Over
April 5, 2010 at 12:39 am by FlamingFox
Tequesta, FL- I don’t know how I almost missed this one, but I am glad I found it because this one just reeks with douche-baggery. On March 22, an officer spotted a vehicle driving reckless near Blowing Rocks Marina. The officer reported that the vehicle could not maintain a lane and was swerving, so he stopped it. Inside the vehicle was Douglas Malcolm Macarthur, 40, and three passengers. Macarthur’s eyes were bloodshot and glassy and he smelled of booze. The officer asked Macarthur twice for his license, but he did not respond. Instead, Macarthur pulled out a white cup from the floor of the vehicle as one of the passengers produced a bottle of ‘Skol’ vodka and poured it into the cup. Macarthur was able to get a small sip of his drink before the officer took it from him. When asked to step out of vehicle, Macarthur stumbled out and held onto his car for support as he made his way to the rear end of the vehicle.…
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Independence, MO - We cover a lot of tragic stories here at the Dreamin’ Demon, so many that some are forgotten as they are replaced with new victims. Sometimes our stories deal with tragedy that happens to our own readers or someone close to them, as is the case with this post. On March 27th, Sabrina “Bri” Kneisley lost her only son after Clayton Dunlap, a man who should never have been on the road to begin with, rammed his SUV into the back of her Volkswagen as she sat at a red light. Her son, 12-year-old Damien Slayton, was in the backseat of the car and died instantly. Bri suffered severe head injuries and broken ribs and remains in critical condition. Her boyfriend, Mike Vantil, says that she lost her short-term memory in the accident and continually asks about the condition of her son. He says telling her that Damien is dead and seeing her heart break over and over again is especially painful. “She forgets because of the brain injury,” said Mike.…
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Punxsutawney, PA - …you end up lockin’ lips with road kill. Donald Wolfe, 55, was reportedly trying to revive a dead possum Thursday afternoon right before he was arrested and charged with public intoxication.
One witness reported seeing Wolfe “kneeling before the deceased animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a séance.” When that didn’t work, Wolfe tried mouth-to-mouth. Try as he might, that critter was beyond help – it wasn’t just playing possum, it had already been dead for quite some time before Wolfe stumbled across it.
I don’t know if you’ve ever had the pleasure of tripping over a dead possum, but speaking from experience, I can tell ya those little bastids have an aroma that is rank beyond compare. I wouldn’t get close enough to poke a dead one with a stick, let alone get close enough to suck face with it.
They are so absolutely vile, buzzards won’t even snack on them after they expire. I shudder for the guy, and as soon as I get this story up, I’m gonna go gargle a mouthful of Listerine in his honor.…
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MIDDLETOWN, Conn. – Police raided the home of Thomas Way, 22, and Kristian Augeri, 23, searching for drugs. Reports say aside from drugs and guns, they also found a digital camera with some interesting video on it. Police say the video shows their 3-year-old son holding a glass bowl and trying to light it with a lighter. While he does this, Thomas sits beside him while Kristian films. Both of them laughing. The boy never gets the bowl lit, but police say he can be seen inhaling and coughing. The couple now sits in jail facing charges that include risk of injury to a child, the boy is staying with relatives. Augeri’s father, a long-time member of the Middleton police department, must be so proud. But what takes this story to even higher levels of retardation, are the comments made by Way’s sister, Stephanie.…
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Saginaw, MI - I have very few, but very fond memories of my grandmother. Though she passed when I was six, I can still recall warm cookies, soft hugs, and the smell of her perfume. When Angela Blackwell’s granddaughter looks back on the time she spent with her grandma, she’ll probably be doing it from the therapist’s couch. Grandma has a monkey on her back – cocaine. And grandma is willing to do anything to get her fix, even if it means pimping out her 10-year-old granddaughter. The child would be dropped off at grandma’s house every weekend. Grandma would then take the child to her drug dealer’s house. Once there, granny got her drugs and the dealer, 67-year-old Johnnie Griffin, got a piece of the child. The alleged assaults, which started in September and ended in February, were discovered while police were investigating reports of similar crimes against Griffin. Granny is in jail, but Griffin is nowhere to be found. …
Continue ReadingMen Freely Admit To Officers They Have A Gun And Weed In Car
March 24, 2010 at 2:46 am by FlamingFox
Weehawken, NJ- Two men from Tennessee, who could possibly be relatives of Gomer Pyle, were driving through the Lincoln Tunnel last Friday morning when Port Authority cops pulled them over for a missing a license plate. When an officer asked the driver, 41-year old Donald Martin West, for his license, West handed it over along with a a Tennessee gun permit. The officer asked West why he gave him a gun permit and West responded, “I got a gun on me.” then, cheerfully added, “In the small of my back.” Stunned over West’s honesty, the officer delved further and asked if he had anything else on him, to which West replied, “Yes. There’s a bag of weed and some pipes.” Not stopping there, West also admitted he had handcuffs, hollow-point bullets and an extra gun magazine. When the officer asked the passenger, 23-year old Troy Davis, if he had anything in the vehicle he wanted to admit, Davis pointed to the car’s ashtray and said, “There’s two blunts in the ashtray.” …
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Aberdeen, UK - Last November, a woman called police to complain that her boyfriend was shit-faced and she wanted him removed from her home. When officers arrived, they found 28-year-old Marium Varinauskas sitting on the couch in his underwear. A female officer, perhaps trying to calm the drunken fool and convince him to leave without a fight, took a seat near Marium on the couch. (Cue hysterical Jaded snortgiggling in 3…2…) Marium then stood up over the officer, whipped out his junk and thrust it in the officer’s face, trying to thunk her in the head with it. The officer was forced to take evasive action and just barely managed to avoid being cock slapped. Marium and his wee willy were promptly taken out the door and straight to jail. He was was due to go on trial for assault, but changed his plea to guilty on Tuesday. The court accepted his plea and has fined him £600, which, and spork me if I’m wrong, amounts to about $900 and some change.…
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ST. PAUL, Minn. – A 33-year-old man was at a diner with friends around 4 am. Sunday at the same time as 30-year-old Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu’s and her friends. At some point the man made a comment regarding one of the women with Mwarabu and ended up losing some of his ear as a result. After making the comment, a drunk Mwarabu confronted him, licked his ear and then bit part of it off. Mwarabu, a 6th grade teacher at Northfield Middle School, was arrested and charged with assault. The man was treated at the hospital and told that some of the missing ear will grow back on its own. Mwarabu’s employer was unaware of the arrest until a reporter called them for a comment. Northfield Superintendent L. Chris Richardson told the St. Paul Pioneer Press school officials will have to learn more about the case before taking action. Check out the larger mugshot after the jump. Her eyes are redder than two freshly fucked assholes.…
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Paducah, KY - Larry Long’s wife woke to the sound of her 5-week-old infant crying early Monday morning. Funny thing though, the child wasn’t laying in his bed screaming for breakfast – he was in the oven. Those little suckers turn up in the strangest of places, don’t they? Can’t turn your back on ‘em for a second. And how did the child end up in the oven? Seems daddy had been imbibing the night before and for reasons known only to him, he decided the oven was as good a place as any to store the infant. According to Larry, he had smoked a little mary jane before leaving work Sunday night. He told officers that he felt a little off afterward, like maybe the pot had been laced. He also claimed he had been hallucinating. Regardless, when Larry got home, him and the wife shared a fifth of whiskey. She took several shots and headed to bed at about 11:00 or 12:00 p.m., leaving Larry to finish off the bottle.…
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Naples – While waking up in a pool of your own vomit behind an Office Depot may equate to an average Wednesday night for Jaded, it got one North Naples woman charged with inhalation of a harmful chemical substance and a probation violation. Police had been called to investigate a woman sleeping in an an alley and there they found 37-year-old Jennifer Marie Fernandez lying in her own puke, having ingested two cans of dust remover. She woke up when officers began questioning her and was attempting to hide a 10 ounce can of cleaner between her legs. They asked her how she was doing and she informed them, with slurred speech, that she had bought the can to get high with and then proceeded to inhale the rest of the can. She was taken to the hospital to be checked out, then arrested shortly afterwards. In January, Fernandez was arrested for petty theft after she was found passed out in a Walmart restroom (an average Friday night for Jaded) next to an empty can of dust remover she had stolen.…
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El Segundo – El Segundo residents can berathe a sigh of relief as it seems as if the flasher that has been harassing local teenage girls has been apprehended. Reports of a flasher started as far back as 2008, but police have had trouble catching him even though his pattern rarely wavered. After spotting teenage girls in the early morning hours, he would park his car in a nearby alley, get out and then masturbate in front of them. Last Thursday, an off-duty El Segundo police officer noticed a man fitting the description of the flasher, driving a silver Infiniti slowly around the Richmond Street Elementary School. Police were called and the vehicle stopped. It was being drivin by 39-year-old Jeffrey William Freeman and inside his car police found personal lubricant and a hand towel. Not really damning evidence as I carry the same items. Everywhere I go. Freeman was released after being questioned for 6 hours, only to later be arrested at a Santa Monica hotel on a charge of suspicion of indecent exposure.…
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Oklahoma City, OK- “I give you the last tree in the universe.” If you’re thinking that sentence was quoted from some Sci-fi movie or Fantasy novel, remember you’re on the Dreamin’ Demon and think again. Those exact words were said by Rondell Bailey, 37, after he walked into the Oklahoma County jail carrying a stick and tried to use it to pay for some damage he did with his truck. You see, earlier Bailey had been doing donuts with his truck in a parking lot near the Oklahoma City Civic Center when he hit a trash can. This forced his truck to go high center and become stuck. Bailey abandoned his vehicle and picked up a stick on his way to the jail to use as currency for the damages. Feeling pretty sure that Bailey was bluffing about the stick being the last tree and all, a deputy told Bailey he couldn’t use a stick as payment. Disgruntled that his magic stick was refused as legal tender, Bailey walked outside, picked up a landscaping brick and broke a window on the east side of the jail lobby.…
Continue ReadingWoman Accused Of Assaulting Officer With Freshly Squeezed Breast Milk
March 9, 2010 at 4:19 am by Jaded
Owensboro, KY - The lovely lady you see to the left is 31-year-old Toni Tramel. She was recently arrested and hauled into jail for being shit-faced in public, a misdemeanor. That’s not what landed her on the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon though – she earned her spot here because of the antics she pulled while being booked. According to the inmate incident report, Toni was too intoxicated to shimmy into her jail issued monkey suit without assistance, so Officer Lula Brown was in the shower room with her to lend a hand. After she was ordered to remove her shirt and bra, Toni allegedly grabbed a handful of tit, aimed, and fired a stream of freshly squeezed breast milk right to Brown’s face. Her attempt at a second shot was foiled, however, when another deputy entered the room and promptly placed a smock over the offending jugs. Officer Brown, sporting a milk mustache, successfully underwent a bio-hazard decontamination and *insert massive eye-roll* is expected to fully recover. I think the whole decontamination thing was just a wee bit over the top, expressed human breast milk is not a bio-hazard.…
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Yelm, WA – Aside from her ridiculous eye make-up, 20-year old Aliese Marie Gatlin showed the world in October of last year just how much of an idiot she really is. Within minutes after she placed a Percocet pill in her 9-month old daughter’s formula bottle on Oct. 22, the baby went to sleep, then started to make gurgling noises and would not wake up. Gatlin called 911, but told medical professionals that someone else must have drugged her baby. Because she had stopped breathing, the baby was flown to Mary Bridge Children’s Hospital in Tacoma. At Mary Bridge, the baby tested positive for opiates, which could have been derived from the Percocet, and for benzodiazepines, a family of sedatives that includes Xanax. Because her veins were collapsing the paramedics had to insert an IV directly into the baby’s bone marrow.…
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Crestview, FL - Some people *coughmecough* tend to get diarrhea of the mouth when inebriated. It was just a couple months ago that I got slightly shit-faced and started running my mouth in the wrong company – I said some shit that was better left unsaid and I have yet to live it down. But unlike Brandie Gilley, the shit I let slip didn’t land my booty in the hoosegow. According to the arrest report, on or around December 11th, Brandie, 22, entered the bedroom of a sleeping 15-year-old boy. She allegedly pulled the boys boxers down and performed oral sex on him before finishing him off with intercourse. When the dirty deed was over, Brandie told the boy not to mention it to anyone because they would both get in trouble. Well, the kid didn’t say squat. Brandie, however, got a little loose-lipped with the kid’s mom some time later. While intoxicated, Brandie told the boy’s mother what went down in the boy’s room that night in December.…
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Memphis, Tennessee – We just had a story about a mother showing up at school and causing havoc, now we have another. Toni Price, 32, was not happy when she learned that her daughter had a spitting fight with another 2nd-grader at Riverview Elementary School. So she did what any responsible parent does in that situation and called the school to see if she could arrange some sort of sit down with school officials and the other kid’s parents. Yeah, right. Not on this site. What Price actually did was to drink a 40 ounce bottle of Colt 45 and then show up at the school with a sword. A school staff member ended up reporting that a drunk woman was armed with a sword and running through the halls of the school. She also added that Price threatened to cut her. Police showed up shortly after and retrieved a cane with a long, hidden blade. They charged Price with aggravated assault and having a weapon on school property. Her mother said she did not think that her daughter was there to hurt anyone, and that the weapon was one she used to fend of pit bulls in the neighborhood.…
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ALAMANCE COUNTY, N.C. – We had a kid blowing himself up in the home of his stoner parents the other day, today we got a kid setting himself in the home of his stoner parents. In this case, a 2-year-old boy used a lighter to set his clothes on fire. When police arrived at the home of Wesley Kieth Faucette, 30, and Shannon Gaddy Faucette, 28, they found the boy suffering from third-degree burns on the upper portion of his body. They also found marijuana and drug paraphernalia on a night stand. The couple have been charged with negligent child abuse and possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia while their son was taken to UNC Hospital Burn Center in Chapel Hill. I am very familiar with this place. They took great care of one of my relatives a while back and the boy is in good hands. But as anyone who has spent time in a burn unit as a visitor, they are as much an eye-opener as they can be a nightmare inducer.…
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Australia – After the jump you will see a short but disturbing scene captured by CCTV outside of a Palmerston bus station. Police say it is a video of a drunk, angry woman arguing with her partner before throwing her 10-month-old son on to the sidewalk. The 21-year-old mother says she was drunk and angry with her boyfriend for getting on a bus without her, but that she accidentally dropped the baby. She was in court last Friday where she pleaded not guilty to reckless endangerment and assault. Personally, I think she tossed the kid. Mostly because immediately after she picks the kid off the ground, it looks like she is about to do it again before the other man in the video is seen wrestling the baby away from her. You be the judge. …
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