Coral Springs, FL – It’s been a rather nasty week here at the Dreamin’ Demon. With all the stabbing, biting, beating and baby killing we’ve been covering, I was starting to feel a little depressed. Then I happened across the story of a man who had his ass handed to him on a plate and my little black heart just started pitter-pattering. The battered and bruised gentleman you see to the left is Kenneth Parkerson. Kenny is a voyeur. As a matter of fact, the Broward County Sheriff’s office has arrested him twice before for video voyeurism. The third time, though…that was the fucking charm. According to police, Kenneth allegedly found his way into a couple’s home Wednesday evening and pointed his camera into the couple’s bedroom. The woman of the house saw him and screamed for her husband. Hubby, Pembroke Pines firefighter Ireneusz Fajkis, sprang into action, chased the alleged peeper into the yard and proceeded with the pummelin’.…
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Dallas, TX – J.P. Elder Middle School principal, Carla Westbrook-Spaniel, spent the weekend behind bars after she allegedly left her two children, ages 3 and 4, alone in a room at the Adolphus Hotel while she slipped out for a drink. Carla brought attention to herself at the Mantus Night Club when, after being denied entrance into the club because she didn’t meet the dress code, she tried pushing her way past the bouncer and punched him in the stomach. When the police arrived on scene, Carla started acting all feisty and began ‘rasslin with the officers when they attempted to arrest her. Officers reported she had the odor of alcohol on her breath, appeared to be intoxicated and, while she was flailing around on the ground, she began scratching at her own face. During the course of the arrest, officers learned her children had been left alone. Both children were naked and sound asleep when officers arrived. When officers woke the children, they complained of being hungry. It is unclear how long they had been left unattended.…
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Alexandria,LA- I’m in the process of moving, but when I saw this story last night, I knew I had to make some time to put this Jackass on the front page. Around noon last Sunday, a 5-year old girl went to visit her father, 49-year old William Moore, after she was granted permission from her mother who was at work. When the girl returned home around 8:15 p.m., her mother noticed that when she got out of her father’s vehicle, she was acting strange. The girl was unable to keep her balance and her mother made her lie down on a couch. When she did this, the child began to vomit and her mother called 911. The mother told police that her daughter said she had been at a party with her father. The mother said her daughter appeared to be intoxicated and was unable to control her body movements. The mother also said her daughter was drinking from a plastic bottle marked “Tum-E Yummies,” and that it smelled of alcohol when she got out of her father’s vehicle.…
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Truman, MN - Meet Curtis Adams – an alleged pig-sticker. He is accused of poking approximately 29 pigs. No, he didn’t poke ‘em with that…he used a knife. By all accounts, April 27th was a pretty rough day for Adams. After spending an evening at the local drinking hole, Adams got lost on his way home in the wee hours of the a.m. He made a wrong turn and got his pickup stuck in some mud. He spied a hog barn and made his way over to see if he could find someone to help him out of the muck. And according to him, he doesn’t remember much after that. He was arrested for drunk driving that morning after a trucker spotted him running away from the hog barn and called police. He didn’t spend much time in the pokey – he was soon released to a sober friend. Around about 8:00 a.m., police received a call from Wiechman Pig Company – seems 29 of their porkers had been poked.…
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BRANDON – Robert Brewer died a horrific death the other day. On May 3rd, the 26-year-old had met up with Brendan Terry, 20; Kasey Ackerman, 20; and 18-year-old David Link II outside Brandon Town Center where they decided to go back to their apartment to do some drugs. According to a witness, Brewer took some Xanax and passed out on Ackerman’s bed. That’s when Ackerman allegedly stabbed Brewer in the chest and neck. He then ordered him to strip naked and get into a bathtub where Ackerman then beat Brewer and stabbed hm in the neck again. Brewer was then wrapped in plastic, placed in a duffel bag. Using a dolly, the three men and the witness transported Brewer to the Florida Orthopaedic Institute a block away and placed him inside a dumpster. The witness and Link were instructed to go purchase gasoline at a nearby gas station which Ackerman used to poor on Brewer. Ackerman then set him on fire. The witness told deputies that the victim could be heard screaming from the dumpster as the fire was set.…
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FREDONIA, N.Y. - On Saturday afternoon, 20 people had gathered at a party in a house directly across from State University of New York. At some point, 20-year-old Joshua Benton decided to create one of those retarded ass flaming drink concoctions and two teens tasted a bit of hell because of it. Sgt. Phil Maslak of the Fredonia Police Department said, “He was apparently filling a beer can full of the liquor and lighting it on fire and added some more of the Devil’s vodka to it, and it actually went from the can to the bottle, caught the bottle on fire and he shook it, so to speak, and it actually caught the couch on fire and two victims on the couch.” The victims were 18-year-old Patrick Bettcher, who suffered minor burns, and 18-year-old Taylor Meckley, who suffered second and third degree burns over almost half of her body. She is being cared for at the ECMC burn unit. Charges are expected to be filed against Benton, police are just waiting on the DA to give them the go ahead.…
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China – Sometimes a title just says it all. A 59-year old man died after being admitted to the hospital suffering from internal bleeding. The cause of which was found during an autopsy. In the man’s intestines doctors found a 20-inch Asian swamp eel. The eel had tore the shit of the mans bowels. Pun intended. The man’s friends finally admitted that after a bout of heavy drinking, they thought it would be funny to insert the eel into the man’s rectum after he had passed out. The worst thing that ever happened as a result of a prank we pulled on someone who passed out happened when we placed a tampon in a passed out guy’s mouth at a party. He kept it in there almost all night but at some point he begin chewing on it and it slipped down his throat a bit triggering his gag reflex. He puked upwards and the chunky fountain arced up a bit and on to his own face – that tampon sitting perfectly on his forehead.…
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MOORESVILLE, NC – Mixed reactions to the events surrounding a 17-year-old girl finding herself on the business end of a deployed Taser. The Charlotte Observer is reporting that on Teusday, 17-year-old Teresa Louise Bova was unable to adequately handle whatever drug she had taken while at Lake Norman High School. Slurred speech and dilated pupils led to the school administrators asking school resource officer, Marsha Sigmon, to escort her out of class and to the office to wait for her mother. But Bova had other plans. After fighting with Sigmon – even getting out of handcuffs that had been placed on her – Bova began running down the hall. Sigmon informed Bova it was in her best interest to stop, which Bova ignored. So Sigmon zapped her. Bova was then placed back in handcuffs but the assistance of a second deputy was needed to subdue Bova who still had some fight left in her. She has been charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest. In a surprising move, her mother refused to get her out of jail.…
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Indianapolis, IN – Be still my beating heart! I do believe I have found my soul mate, Demonites. I mean, damn! Look at those eyebrows! Dude is the definition of hotness. And when his current girlfriend dumps him for running over her mother, I’m gonna be right there to pick up the pieces of his broken wittle heart. Well, after he get’s out of prison that is. According to authorities, Brent Heitz, 30, was driving his girlfriend’s Ford Taurus, with her in the passenger seat, when he and the woman’s mother got into a heated argument about his choice in radio stations and the volume level of said music. Incensed, Brett allegedly reached into the back seat where Connie Farr was sitting with her husband and attempted to smack and punch her. Offended, Connie said she was just going to walk home. After she and her family exited the vehicle, Brent reportedly put the car in reverse and ran her over – not once, but three times – dragging her under the vehicle before speeding away.…
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Clovis, NM- On April 23, investigators served a search warrant at a residence in Clovis after a 13-year old child reported that their parents were addicted to drugs and using them on a regular basis inside the home. The child claimed the home was a continuous environment of fighting, drinking, and drug abuse and they were scared for their safety and the safety of their siblings. The child also said they had found a bag containing drugs in the house and hid them from the parents. Agents searched the home and found this bag and identified its contents as methamphetamine. They also searched a garbage container behind the house and found a bag containing mail belonging to one of the parents, beer cans, and numerous items used to consume methamphetamine. These items included 33 individual pieces of burned aluminum foil, known as “rails”, and straws which facilitate the ingestion of the drug. All the items contained residue that tested positive for methamphetamine. …
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Elyria, Ohio- Of all the perps I’ve had the pleasure of writing about over the past year, I think Andrew Whiteman is one of the first I kind of like. Police responded to a call around 3 a.m. last Saturday of an extremely intoxicated man who was allegedly trying to break into a drug store. Upon arrival, deputies found a muddy and completely soaked Andrew Whiteman staggering around the outside of the store. Whiteman’s speech was slurred, his eyes were blood-shot and he smelled strongly of alcohol. A witness told the officers he had observed Whiteman pulling on the exterior doors and kicking the steel door frames of the business. When the witness told Whiteman the business was closed, Whiteman said his goal was to get some money. After questioning Whiteman, the deputies decided to place him under arrest for attempted breaking and entering. What the foolish mortals didn’t know was that the man they were taking into custody was actually a Vampire. …
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BENSALEM, Pa. — A former Sergeant of the Special Victims Division at the Bensalem Police Department has been arrested for sexual assault. On March 9, a woman reported that she was sexually assaulted by41-year-old Michael Marren after meeting him in a bar. She claims that at around 2:40 a.m., Marren took her to the Bensalem Rescue Squad where she worked as a volunteer EMT and Marren worked part-time as a medic. According to court records, Marren agreed to take the 23-year-old woman to the squad building but once parked, he leaned in and French kissed her. She told him he was making a mistake and went inside to use the bathroom. Marren allegedly followed her inside and sexually assaulted her in the women’s bathroom. After he was finished, it is reported he told the woman “I hope you are ok because I have a really good lawyer.” The woman was later found curled up and crying in a closet. Marren claims the woman was upset because she put her hands down his pants and he turned her down having no further physical contact with her.…
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HIALEAH – I think we had a story about this before…ah yes, here it is. Anyway, in this case about a dozen students from Hialeah Middle School got sick as hell after taking cold medicine to get high. Before they are able to score weed or alcohol, kids today ingest Coricidin HBP or what they call ”Candy,” “Skittles” and “Red Devils” to enjoy the soothing effects of DXM (dextromethorphan). These effects include…well here, let’s let students who was there explain: “I saw them throwing up and some were foaming at the mouth,” said Gina Cordero. “One student was foaming at the mouth. It was very terrifying. I saw Adrianna acting crazy and Jennifer was red-faced. They were acting hyper. They were laughing out loud. Oh my God, they overdosed. I was really upset watching this. I was crying.” Another student told reporters that some were passing out and throwing up. Great, a drug that has you acting like a Phillies fan. …
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WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - Lewis Weilenman, 46, has been charged with second-degree murder, attempted second degree murder, and two counts of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon after he intentionally ran over two women at a wedding reception. Guests say that the more Weilenman drank, the angrier he got . It got so bad that he was asked to leave the party. He returned later with a knife and threatened to slice his wrists. The knife was taken from him and he was asked to leave again. He returned 30-minutes later but Debra Van Buren, 52, the bride’s mother and Gambino-Ferola, 42, yelled at him to leave. Witnesses say that Wielenman got into his Ford Taurus stating “I’m going to kill you guys,” and drove in reverse toward the two women, striking Van Buren. He then put the car into drive and ran over Gambino-Ferola, backed up and ran over her again. Gambino-ferola was pronounced dead on the way to the hospital, suffering from a damaged liver and heart, broken ribs, a broken left arm and bruises to her head.…
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PHILADELPHIA - Easton, PA Capt. Michael Vangelo took his two daughters to Citizen’s Bank Ballpark to watch Wednesday night’s Phillies-Nationals game. Unfortunately their seats happened to be in front of a group of drunken dickheads. After continually screaming and yelling obscenities, Vangelo asked them to tone it down. This led to the group doing the opposite as well as them allegedly throwing beer on them as well as spitting on his youngest daughter. Vangelo went to the ushers who in turn booted some of the assholes out of the park. Then things got really disgusting. Upset with what had happened, 21-year-old Matthew Clemmens reportedly walked over to where Vangelo was sitting, stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited all over Vangelo and his 11-year-old daughter. This led to Clemmens and Vangelo getting into a physical altercation that ended when other fans restrained Clemmens who continued to puking on anyone around him – including an arresting officer. Clemmens was charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, harassment and resisting arrest.…
Continue ReadingDominick Calhoun, 4, Tortured To Death For Urinating On A Couch
April 16, 2010 at 10:43 am by FlamingFox
Argentine Township, MI- Prepare to have your heart broke. On April 8, a little 4-year old named Dominick Calhoun was sitting on the couch at his family’s apartment eating cereal when he accidentally urinated on himself and the couch. His mother’s boyfriend, 24-year old Brandon Joshua-Frederick Hayes, allegedly became enraged and began punching and kicking Dominick repeatedly in the head. Still angry, Hayes then began hitting Dominick’s mother, Corrine Baker (Myspace), and pulled out chunks of her hair while he screamed, “Who is going to pay for this?” (meaning the sofa). The next day, Hayes allegedly once again began kicking little Dominick in the head and the groin repeatedly and when the boy’s mother covered his body with her own, Hayes kicked her in the head. During the abuse, Hayes kept screaming at Baker that he was tired of raising little Dominick and he was upset that he was not getting any money from Dominick’s father. Hayes allegedly told Baker that Dominick was nothing more than a little crackhead who deserved to die.…
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Orlando - Shannon Cooper, 29, was observed stealing items from a Dollar General by an assistant manager. With her 2-year-old son in tow, Cooper placed nail polish, fake nails, Icy Hot packs, fabric softener and other items inside of her purse. When she was confronted, Cooper took off with the items, leaving her son in the store. A customer picked up the boy and followed Cooper outside yelling at her to get her ass back and get her boy. By this time, Cooper had already made halfway across US 301, but returned and got her son before fleeing again. Thankfully she left her wallet behind so police had no problems finding out who she was and where she was residing. She was arrested at her residence, $67 worth of stolen General Dollar goods found on a bed. Cooper was charged with theft, child neglect and resisting arrest without violence (she ran into a bathroom when police showed up). Not surprisingly, Cooper has a few arrests already her most recent being a November charge of possession of propoxyphene.…
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Las Vegas - For those of you who do not follow homosexual sporting events, Mike Whitehead, 28, fights with grown men for money. He has fought for the UFC, starred in the reality show “The Ultimate Fighter 2″, IFL, Affliction, and currently signed with Strikeforce (his last fight ended with him getting knocked out by King Mo Lawal). Now the news is reporting that he has been charged with three felonies including sexual assault, attempted sexual assault, and open and gross lewdness. These charges stem from accusations made by two ladies who spent the night at his house last weekend after drinking too much at his BBQ. They state Whitehead told them they could sleep in his bed but at some point one of the women woke up to find Whitehead was in the process of having sex with her. She told him to stop, but he didn’t. The other woman in the bed corroborated the story and even added that Whitehead groped her during the assault. To add to Whitehead’s woes, detectives found 50 pot plants at his home while serving a search warrant.…
Continue ReadingTwo Toddlers Found Playing in The Woods, Mother Arrested; Loves Weed
April 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm by Morbid
EAST HAMPTON, Conn. – Police were called to Flatbrook Road after receiving a call about two young children being seen playing unsupervised in the woods. When officers arrived, they found two boys, ages 2 and 3, clad only in diapers and walking near a stream in the rain. From the looks of them, they had been outside for at least an hour, so an ambulance was called to make sure they were physically okay. While police were still on the scene, the boy’s mother, 27-year-old Julie Root, showed up. Police say she was under the influence of pain medication and she told them they boys wandered off after she had fallen asleep. The father of the boys was at the home at the time but was also asleep. Since Root was the one who was in charge of the boys, she was arrested (before picking a different shirt) and charged with risk of injury to a minor and reckless endangerment. She was released on a $10,000 bond. “There’s no neglect,” said the father.…
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UNIONTOWN, Pa. — The father of a Menallen Elementary kindergarten student is in jail after police say he went to his son’s school to retrieve four ounces of pot he had stashed in his son’s Elmo backpack. It all started when Ronald Washington, 33, called the school to check if his son had arrived their safely. He then called back a second time and said he was on his way to retrieve something from his kid’s backpack. The school administration became suspicious and decided to check inside the bag themselves, and there along with the boy’s homework, was a couple sacks of weed. By time Washington got to the school, police were already there waiting for him and he was arrested. His sister states this is all a big mistake. “I’m taken back by it,” she said. “I believe it was a mistake. He’s raising two kids by himself and he does pretty well as a father, single parent. So I think it was a mistake, I don’t think it was his and that’s the truth.…
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