Kingfisher, OK – Nicholas Carson, 26, is being slapped with animal cruelty charges because the boozed-up imbecile neglected to untie his dog from the back bumper of his truck before setting off down the road – dragging the poor critter behind the vehicle for more than 5 miles. A witness to the grisly event called police after attempts to get Carson to pull over failed. An officer finally caught up with the idiot and his two passengers as he pulled into a WalMart parking lot. When the officer approached Carson, he noticed a “strong odor of an alcoholic beverage” about his “body and breath,” and Carson reportedly admitted to having a few drinks. An ice chest containing rum, whiskey and beer was present in the vehicle. Once the handcuffs were on, the officer walked Carson to the back of his truck and pointed out the bloody mess that used to be a dog. The officer stated Carson then began crying and screaming,“Oh my God, my dog!” The passengers were allowed to walk and the shitstain was hauled off to the joint.…
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CLEVELAND , OH - WEWS NewsChannel5 reported on one of their own after their weekend sports anchor, Terry Brooks, was indicted by a grand jury on charges of rape and kidnapping. A 21-year-old woman went to police in January reporting a sexual assault that she alleges happened in September ’09. She accuses Brooks of taking her to his home from Jack’s Sports Bar where he raped her before returning her back to her car. The investigation led to charges being filed in June and a grand jury indicting him yesterday on one count of kidnapping, four counts of rape and four counts of attempted rape. The two knew each other before meeting at the bar, but they are alleging Brooks took advantage of how drunk the woman got. “The individual was substantially impaired either mentally or physically and was not able to give consent to the acts that were forced upon her,” assistant prosecutor Paul Myles said. Brooks, who is married and has a young daughter, says he is innocent of the charges.…
Continue ReadingMother Facing Child Neglect Charges After Boy, 4, Fatally Shoots Girl, 3
July 30, 2010 at 3:33 pm by Morbid
Indianapolis, IN – Fiona Lee, 26, is facing felony child neglect charges, along with charges of possession of cocaine and possession of marijuana after police were called to her home and found marijuana, cocaine and drug paraphenalia. Oh, and her dead 3-year-old daughter. While Lee was upstairs taking a shower, her three children, along with her boyfriend’s 4-year-old son, were all downstairs playing. In easy reach of the children was a .45-claiber handgun on a side table in the kitchen. The 4-year-old retrieved this handgun, aimed it at the little girl and shot her in the head. Even more tragic is the fact that the mother was aware of the gun. “The mother had walked by it several times, however did not secure it,” said Indianapolis police Lt. Jeff Duhamell. Police do not know who owns the gun and have not interviewed the boy to try and determine if there was any possible intent, because his father left the hospital with him before police had a chance to do so. Lee’s other two children, who witnessed the shooting, are currently in the care of Lee’s mother. …
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Lebanon, OH – A woman intending to visit with her incarcerated son at the Warren Correctional Institution was arrested on Tuesday after she attempted to smuggle contraband into the facility. State troopers and corrections officers received a tip that Loretta Cottey may try to bring drugs during her scheduled visit. She was confronted and questioned as soon as she arrived at the facility, and it didn’t take long before she forfeited the booty. Police say the 53-year-old woman voluntarily surrendered eight small balloons containing approximately two grams of suspected marijuana each, 58 Klonopin tablets, and two $100 bills. I shudder to think about where those balloons had been concealed when she walked in. She’s been arrested for attempting to convey drugs onto the grounds of a detention facility, a third-degree felony, and possessing criminal tools, a fifth-degree felony. Bond has been set at $15,000 on each charge. If convicted, she faces up to six years in prison and a $15,000 fine.…
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Long Island, NY – Demonites, meet Jamie Hicks. Looks a bit miffed, doesn’t she? Could be because she got busted for driving under the influence, or it could be because her young daughter ratted her out for doing so. Maybe a combination of the two? According to police, Jamie’s 12-year-old daughter called 911 from the backseat of her mother’s Buick Sunday evening and reported that her mother was drunk. She’d been acting odd, talking funny and swerving in and out of traffic. The cell phone the girl was using cut out at one point, prompting the operator to call back several times. One call was answered and Jamie’s voice could be heard in the background, berating her daughter. From that call, officers were able to pinpoint the location of the car and make an arrest. The 12-year-old girl and her 10-year-old brother were handed over to family members. Jamie’s BAC was .18, more than twice the legal limit of .08. Charged under Leandra’s Law, she now faces felony charges for driving drunk with children under the age of 15 in the vehicle.…
Continue ReadingMan With Multiple DWI Convictions Charged With Murder After Killing Teen While Driving Drunk
July 27, 2010 at 10:02 am by Morbid
BESSEMER CITY, NC – It took a little while, but after four prior DUI convictions, 28-year-old Howard Pasour finally murdered someone driving drunk. Police say Pasour was allegedly passing several vehicles on Dallas-Cherryville Highway Sunday night when he eventually collided head-on with a vehicle carrying three teens. Laura Elizabeth Fortenberry, 17, was in the front passenger seat and was killed. The driver, 19-year-old Victoria Elizabeth Iffergan and passenger Evan Griffith, 17, were taken to the hospital. As usual, Pasour suffered only minor injuries. Witnesses described seeing him trying to hide evidence of his drinking under his seats and in the nearby woods immediately after the crash. He has been charged with second-degree murder, aggravated assault, assault with a deadly weapon, habitual DWI and aggravated felony death by motor vehicle. His father spoke to reporters stating he’d feel better about things had it been his son that died and not someone else’s daughter. I loathe habitual drunk drivers and I’m keeping my fingers crossed that the public will be safe from this moron for a very, very long time.…
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Palm Harbor, FL – Alexander Lemke, the dazed looking lad to the left, apparently had a serious case of the munchies early Friday morning. Nothing satisfies those midnight cravings quite like Mickey D’s, so Lemke did what he had to do to get his hands on a couple of those sinfully delicious gut bombs. Police say the 20-year-old broke into his neighbor’s garage and made off with their 2005 Toyota Solara and headed for the golden arches. After placing his order at the drive-thru menu, Lemke pulled forward in his borrowed vehicle and attempted to pay for his order with drugs. He had a wide variety of goodies to choose from – police say that in the center console they found marijuana, clonazepam, oxycodone, hydrocodone and alprazolam. Lemke was charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle, driving with a license that is suspended or revoked and eight drug-related charges. Bail has been set at $18,500. Spendy…should’a stayed in and ordered a pizza. Some of those delivery guys are a little more willing to bargain.…
Continue ReadingTroy Stewart And Lauren Reed Are A Couple Of Real Sticks In The Mud
July 26, 2010 at 9:32 am by Jaded
Lancaster, PA – Police have arrested Troy Stewart and Lauren Reed and charged them with involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and conspiracy after the two pulled off a rather distasteful party joke over the weekend. According to the criminal complaint, the two hooked up with Reed’s ex-boyfriend, Scott McQuilkin, Friday evening to enjoy an evening of cocktails and refined conversation. Reed and Stewart had reason to believe McQuilkin had taken some sort of pill before their arrival, as he had passed out in the middle of the fun at least two separate times. He was still breathing each time, so neither panicked. Stewart and Reed continued to drink. At some point that evening, as we’ve seen in the homes of countless teenagers across the globe, the Sharpies came out. Stewart and Reed proceeded to scrawl obscenities on McQuilkin’s back. Har. Har. Then they thought to themselves, “Wouldn’t it be funny if Scott woke up to find cuss words on his back and a stick up his ass?!?!” The two then rammed a 10-inch drum stick up his ass as he lay passed out on the floor.…
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Cincinnati, OH – Police were called to a McDonald’s restaurant Thursday evening after a woman was found unconscious in one of the bathrooms. Upon their arrival, the woman’s young child informed officers that her mom was passed out on drugs. Sure enough, 27-year-old Glenna Kiskaden was passed the hell out with a syringe at her side. When she came to, she admitted to using heroin. Meanwhile, out in the parking lot, a man who accompanied Kiskaden and the child to the restaurant was found in the same condition. Officers found 38-year-old Thomas McDaniel passed out in his truck with a syringe in his hand. The relationship between the two is unclear, as is the age of the child. Glenna has been charged with child endangerment, possession of drugs and drug abuse instruments. Thomas faces the same charges, minus the child endangerment. I hope the kid at least got a Happy Meal before mom’s lights went out. …
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Lorain, OH – The wreck you see to the left is 24-year-old Mary Elizabeth Torres. She was pulled over at about 1:30 Wednesday morning after an officer witnessed her driving erratically, blowing through a stop sign, and driving into oncoming traffic. When the officer approached her car, he noticed three little kids in the vehicle – all were under the age of 7, and not a one was properly restrained. He also noticed that Torres was plastered. She reeked of alcohol and appeared to be disoriented. When asked for her drivers license and all that other happy crap, Torres could do little more than mumble incoherently. She was asked to exit the vehicle in order to complete a couple of roadside sobriety tests, but due to her level of intoxication, the tests were nixed so as not to put her at risk of injury. She admitted to having consumed at least 4 shots of E & J about 30 minutes prior. The children in the vehicle, her 6-year-old niece and 6- and 3-year-old sons, were turned over to a family member and she was arrested.…
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SUMMERVILLE, SC - Justin Helton was at the Ice House Bar & Grill celebrating his 23rd birthday but got upset after getting into a few arguments with his ex and other patrons. The highly intoxicated Helton left the bar with his ex-girlfriend in tow, telling everyone he was going to slap a train that was passing nearby. But as Helton drunkenly stuck his hand out, he learned why it is not generally a good idea to slap a moving train as he was sucked into it. Helton suffered multiple fractures and massive blunt force trauma and like the majority of people who get hit by a moving train, was pronounced dead at the scene. The conductor was totally unaware anything had happened and was stopped further down the tracks. His ex stated that she witnessed the accident and that Helton did not appear to jump in front of the train, he was just really drunk.…
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CHALMETTE, La. – After 22-year-old Tiffany Tommaseo dropped off her 2-year-old daughter at daycare, workers immediately noticed something wasn’t right. The girl was very lethargic and looked like she was in dire need of medical assistance. They contacted her mother and informed her that she needed to come attend to her daughter, but she told them she could not pick her up. So the little girl’s grandmother did and rushed her to the hospital. There doctors determined that she had narcotics in her system. When police arrived at Tommaseo’s home they found her also in the need of medical assistance as she had overdosed on one or more of the prescription drugs in her home for which she had no prescription for. Drugs such as the painkiller Vicodin, the muscle-relaxer SOMA, and Suboxin, a drug used for treating heroin addiction. She was taken to the hospital, treated and released that same day. On Wednesday she was arrested and charged with improper supervision of a child and three counts of drug possession.…
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Oklahoma City, OK - Police happened upon 26-year-old Christopher Rydell Wilson, with his pants and underwear around his knees standing at an open rear door of an SUV that was parked on the side of the road. When Wilson realized the cops were there, he tried to pull up his pants and act like he wasn’t raping the unconscious woman laying half-naked in the back seat. It took paramedics 20 minutes to wake the woman and once lucid, she informed them that she had ingested some pills and alcohol, had met Wilson a couple hours prior and under no circumstances did she give him permission to put his penis anywhere near her – much less inside her. I wonder how the victim’s brother feels about all this, seeing as if he was passed out in the front seat the entire time. Police arrested Wilson at the scene, charging him with rape. …
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Spartanburg, SC – In keeping with the whole fast food restaurant theme we seem to have going lately, allow me to introduce you to 39-year-old Lori Turner. The lovely lady has been charged with disorderly conduct after a rather amusing incident at Mickey D’s. (Seriously, what is it about that place that makes people stoopid)? According to police, Turner ordered two sandwiches and two small coffees at about 10:30 Sunday morning. When the cashier turned around to make the coffee, Turner slipped one of the sandwiches out of the bag and stuck it in her draws – she then accused the cashier of cheating her and demanded another sammich. When the cashier refused, Turner started to get a wee bit whacko. 911 was called after the nutjob started making a scene. When a deputy arrived on scene, he reportedly heard Turner screaming “give me my (bleeeping) sandwich!” It was then that the deputy noticed a large grease stain on Turner’s crotch and assumed it was the sammich in question. At least I would hope so.…
Continue ReadingBurning Man With Prosthetic Leg Charged With Making False Reports
July 20, 2010 at 6:35 am by Morbid
LAS CRUCES, NM - Remember the story we did last week about the guy with the prosthetic leg who let his friends set him on fire because he lost a drinking bet? Turns out he lied. Also turns out the real story is even dumber than his original one. 47-year-old Randy Malone did not catch on fire because his friends lit him up. Malone caught on fire because of a hot crack pipe. A witness went to police and told them that he had picked up Malone as he walked along U.S. 70. Once in the car, Malone took out a crack pipe and began smoking it at which time the driver stopped and told him to get out. Malone obliged while putting the crack pipe in a pants pocket near his prosthetic leg. The hot pipe eventually set his pants on fire, but Malone did not feel anything initially because, well, he has no leg. By time he did realize what was happening, the flames had engulfed his ass and reached his lower back.…
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WICHITA, Kansas - Not a lot of information on this one, but the story did remind me of my mother’s Sunday morning drives. Police were called after witnesses watched a woman pull into a driveway then get out of her car and piss in the yard. She then proceeded to slap a 3-year-old child in the face multiple times. After getting back in the car, she pulled into a couple more yards that were several blocks apart, while also running over a mailbox. Police were finally able to pull her over and arrest her. She was found with two small children who were taken into protective custody. Like I said, not a lot of information, so if you come across anything more, feel free to post it in the comments. I would love a mugshot. I added the DUI and alcohol tags even though that has not been determined yet. I can sympathize with the woman to a certain extent as I had a similar incident that involved me slapping a mailbox, then pissing on a kid I ran over.…
Continue ReadingMom Charged With Molesting Four Of Her Teen Daughter’s Male Friends
July 15, 2010 at 1:01 pm by Morbid
Chicago, Illinois – Cathleen Miller, 40, has been charged with molesting four teen boys while at parties at her home. Police say that Miller had intercourse with two of the teens, oral sex with a third and fondled a fourth between February and June during house parties where the boys were supplied drugs and alcohol. She has been charged with three counts of criminal sexual assault and one count of criminal sexual abuse. Police got involved after the parents of one of the boys saw a message he had wrote to Miller’s 14-year-old daughter’s via Facebook, apologizing for what she had seen when she walked in on him and her mom. The parents contacted police. When police began questioning her, Miller checked into a hospital claiming to be suicidal. Her sister then took custody of the 14-year-old and Miller’s two other kids, ages 3 and 10. Miller is not allowed contact with her eldest daughter since she witnessed the crimes she has been charged with. Miller, who is sitting in jail on a $900.000 bond, has denied any wrong-doing.…
Continue ReadingDentist Accused Of Using Laughing Gas While Working, Letting Son Use It
July 14, 2010 at 3:46 pm by Morbid
HASTINGS, Michigan – A West Michigan dentist turned himself in to authorities earlier this month after being accused of using nitrous oxide gas while working as well as letting his son and his friends use it when his office was closed. Police began investigating 45-year-old Christopher Tomczyk back on Jan. 29 after several juveniles went to Tomczyk’s closed office and used the laughing gas before getting into a fight. Investigators also accuse Tomczyk of fudging the records used to keep track of the nitrous oxide being used. He has been been arraigned on two felony counts of intentionally falsifying/altering medical records, one misdemeanor charge of prohibited use of chemical agents and one misdemeanor charge of distributing nitrous oxide. From the look of his mugshot, he’s still on it.…
Continue ReadingBurned Man Left Naked On Side Of Road After Prosthetic Leg Set On Fire For Losing Drinking Game
July 12, 2010 at 2:30 pm by Morbid
LAS CRUCES, NM - What began as witnesses calling in to report that a naked man with his leg on fire was jumping in front of vehicles on US 70, ended with a 47-year-old in a Texas burn unit after losing a drinking bet with his buddies. The man told police that he and his friends were drinking on Monday when they all agreed that the person who drank the least would be set on fire. He ended up being the loser of that deal, only drinking six beers, so his friends set his prosthetic leg on fire. The flames went up his legs to his ass and lower back, causing the man to disrobe. Suffering from severe pain, the friends got nervous and dumped him off on the side of the road naked, his leg still on fire. When police asked the man if at any time did he ask his friends not to set him on fire, he replied “no, he lost the bet.” Fuckin’ A right, burned man from New Mexico, nothing worse than a stinking welcher.…
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JACKSON, Calif. – That was the text message police say Trevor Hobaugh sent to the phone of someone he thought belonged to a drug dealer. Unfortunately, Hobaugh mis-dialed and sent that text to an Amador County probation officer who then notified the Amador County Narcotics Task Force. Using an undercover officer, they set up a little sting to nab Hobaugh. Pretending to be the drug dealer he was looking for, undercover agents set up a trade with Hobaugh that would have them trading some of their weed for some of Hobaugh’s Oxcycontin and cash. If his luck weren’t bad enough already, Hobaugh decided to make the situation even worse when he contacted his friend, Wesley Nelson. Hobaugh conspired with Nelson to double-cross the “dealer” and rob him. “He wasn’t going to sell, he was just going to rip us off,” the officer said. Both men were eventually arrested and could face both drug and attempted robbery charges.…
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