Independence, MO — A highly intoxicated Shannon Landrum was taken into custody over the weekend after two teen girls told police he tried to kidnap them.
From what witnesses are saying, Landrum apparently invited himself to a community barbeque at the Little Village apartments Sunday and, according to one witness, just kinda hung around staring at everyone all creepy like.
“He looked like he was kind of buzzed,” said one witness. “He was watching us all and I was like, that’s weird,” said another.
One of the victims told police Landrum approached her as she was standing with a male friend in an apartment foyer. He reportedly grabbed hold of her wrist and told her “Everything is going to be okay, just come with me.”
The 14-year-old girl first thought it was a joke, but as Landrum’s grip tightened, she quickly realized it was anything but. She managed to twist her wrist free from his grasp and ran into her aunt’s nearby apartment. As she turned to shut the door, police say Landrum forced his way inside the home and tried to drag out a second 14-year-old girl who was there.…
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HOUSTON, TX – James John Onak, 49 is currently in jail after police say he struck a man with his car, severing one of the victim’s legs, then drove around with the man’s body in his car after it was sent through the windshield.
Eleven minutes after hitting the 32-year-old motorist whose car had broke down on the Gulf Freeway, he was spotted by police a couple miles away driving erratically and pulled over. That’s when the officer made the gruesome discovery lying on the passenger side floorboard and informed Onak he had picked up a hitchiker.
But unlike Chante Mallard and Vincent Riojas, both of whom knew they had hit someone and then left the victim’s to die horrible deaths after crashing through their windshields, Onak reportedly had no clue he had picked up a motorist who had been walking to a nearby service station.
“He was kind of oblivious to it, actually. Once the deputy got the gentlemen out of the car it became obvious that there was, in fact, a deceased body on the passenger floorboard,” said Captain Jason Finnen with the Precinct 8 Constable’s Office.…
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WINCHESTER, Va. – I hate a lot of things, but drunk drivers rank high on my list. Famous or not, you selfish douchebags make me physically ill and give the rest of us drunks a bad name.
We already had a few messed up stories involving fatal drunk driving accidents on D’D lately including Jackass star, Ryan Dunn, turning his Porsche into an ineffective chainsaw after he missed his turn while driving drunk at 140mph.
Now let’s see if 20-year-old Steven Boyce, a young man with a history of alcohol and drug charges, gets the same ball-licking treatment Dunn got now that he killed an entire family the other day after ramming into their vehicle while they were stopped at a red light.
The Roe family were on their was to a family lunch on Sunday and were sitting at a light when a drunken Boyce ass-raped their 1994 Jeep Cherokee with his 1985 Chevrolet pickup. This caused the Jeep’s fuel tank to explode and set the vehicle on fire. Amanda Roe, 31, Mark Roe, 49, Caleb Roe, 11, and Tyler Roe, 4, were all killed.…
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Delaware, OH — You read it right: a woman was arrested and faces several charges after she squirted officers responding to a domestic dispute with breast milk.
30 year-old Stephanie Robinette had a little too much to drink at a wedding this past weekend. An argument between her and her husband resulted in her giving the fella a few good whacks before running to her car, which she locked herself in.
When police arrived, Robinette was apparently uncooperative with them. They eventually were left with no choice but to force her out of the vehicle, at which point she whipped out a tit and hosed them with unpasteurized whole. To be fair, she did warn them right beforehand, stating that she was in fact a breast feeding mother. Whether or not police perceived that as an actual threat is unclear.
Robinette, after entering a not guilty plea to the charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, was released on her own recognizance. She informed the court that alcoholism runs in her family and that she will be seeking help.…
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West Goshen Township, PA — The news is reporting that 34-year-old Ryan Dunn, one of the more tolerable stars of MTV’s JACKASS, was killed in an early morning car crash along with another passenger.
April Margera, the mother of Bam Margera, confirmed the reports and also stated she thought there may be a third occupant involved in the crash, but she wasn’t sure.
The crash happened around 3 a.m. Monday morning at Route 322 and New Street. It’s not clear who was driving the vehicle, but some pictures of the wreckage confirm reports that it did catch on fire. One report states Dunn was driving his Porsche over 100 mph when it left the road and hit a tree before bursting into flames.
Hopefully it was a quick death and not one of those “trapped in burning wreckage” type deals, but a radio station says a firefighter who responded to the scene reported both bodies were burnt so badly that the second person has not been identified yet. Ryan was identified by some of his tattoos that he has on his chest and a few patches of facial hair.…
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St Petersburg, FL – A 39- year old woman has been arrested on multiple charges, including her third DUI, after a rather bizarre rampage.
Christine King decided to take her two daughters, aged 5 and 12, to the pier with their 11 year-old friend. Before they left, though, Christine reportedly indulged in a little of the old boxed wine, which is always a precursor to disaster here at the DD. Not to be outdone by herself, King bought a pack of smokes and two Mike’s Hard Lemonades upon arrival at the pier. For those of you who don’t know, Mike’s is second in classiness only to boxed wine.
Things started getting weird at the pier. The 11 year-old would later state that King took a leak off the pier shortly after they arrived. The whole bunch piled back into the minivan and headed out. King apparently got a little mad at her kids. An argument took place that resulted in King smacking the 11 year-old, which as you remember is not her kid to be slapping around.…
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QUINCY, Ill. – Parents of two juveniles were arrested and charged with child endangerment after police say they abandoned their two kids on the side of the road.
On Monday, police found two juveniles walking down the road at 2:30 in the morning. The kids told police that their parents, Sue and Michael Bence, had been too drunk to drive earlier so one of the juveniles had been driving the family vehicle when they got into an argument with their mother.
Sue (seen here doing her best Meg Mucklebones impression) ordered her daughter to pull the car over and then made both of her kids get out before she and her husband drove off, leaving them standing there. An hour later, Sue and Michael were arrested at their home 20 miles away.
The couple were each charged with child endangerment, but Sue was also charged with domestic battery, driving under the influence and driving while license was suspended. She remained in jail while Michael (seen here rockin’ the Billy Ray mullet and Magnum ‘stache) was released after posting bond.…
Continue ReadingWoman Accused Of Driving Drunk After Crashing SUV With 11 Kids Inside
June 6, 2011 at 10:45 am by Morbid
MILWAUKEE, WI — Police say a woman was driving drunk when she rolled her SUV on I-94 with eleven children inside the vehicle.
The crash happened on Saturday after the 32-year-old woman crashed into a guard rail and rolled the vehicle on to its roof. She had eleven kids inside the vehicle at the time, ranging from ages 2 to 17. You read that right. Eleven.
The woman, mother of seven of the kids, was arrested on the scene after admitting to drinking alcohol prior to the crash and failing a field sobriety test. It was reported her blood alcohol level was nearly twice the legal limit.
Unbelievably no one died in the rollover, even though the majority of the kids couldn’t have possibly been secured, although five of the kids were taken to the hospital. The six remaining kids were turned over to relatives.
In addition to the OWI charges for causing injury with a child under 16, police also want to charge the woman with felony recklessly endangering safety for turning the Dodge Durango into a clown car.…
Continue ReadingPolice: Drunk Driver Barreled Straight Through Home As Family Slept
May 31, 2011 at 3:10 am by Jaded
Port Richey, FL — After having a few too many at the Lane Glo Bowling Alley early Saturday morning, police allege Crystal Leija got behind the wheel of her Honda Accord and proceeded to slam into a parked car, several fences and a few mailboxes before driving straight through a house where a family of seven were sleeping.
It was about 2:00 in the a.m. when Leija’s car went barreling through the family’s home. Completely through it.
“I heard a loud crash. Boom! I thought it was a tornado. I thought it was the end of the world.” said John Rauchbauer. “When I hit the hallway, there was dust and debris.”
It was about then that Rauchbauer realized the car had plowed through the bedroom where his two boys, ages 4 and 10, had been sleeping. Unable to find them at first, Rauchbauer began searching for the boys, desperately calling out for them.
Rauchbauer’s brother-in-law, Jesse Data, had been sleeping on an air mattress in the living room at the time. Though he was seriously injured by the car as it drove past him, he managed to find 10-year-old Tyler in a pile of debris.…
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Los Angeles, CA – Estella Warren, a “celebrity” whose pictures I may have very well masturbated to 10 years ago, has gotten herself into a bit of trouble after getting arrested for DUI and assault.
The 32-year-old 40-year-old actress was arrested Monday after she crashed her Toyota Prius (ha!) into three vehicles while allegedly driving drunk. An owner of one of the cars hit told RadarOnline:
“I believe she hit at least two other cars before she stopped. When I approached her she was obviously drunk and acting crazy. A few more residents approached her, but she started yelling and accused us of stealing things from her. When I told her she had to wait for the police to arrive she lashed out at me and started to ‘girl-slap’ me on my chest and arms.”
Does anything scream L.A. more than a drunk, C-grade actress girl-slapping the person whose car she just hit with their friggin’ Prius? Jesus.
But it gets better. When police arrived on the scene, they arrested Warren on suspicion of DUI after she failed a field sobriety test.…
Continue ReadingWoman Charged With DUI After Killing DOT Worker Last Month Gets Another DUI
May 26, 2011 at 3:51 am by kniption
Greenville, SC — Last month, Misty Dawn Dawson, 29, was charged with felony DUI resulting in death after a crash that killed a South Carolina Department of Transportation worker. Dawson was released on bond after that arrest. According to the Greenville County Sheriff’s Office, Dawson was arrested again on Saturday and charged with a new count of driving under the influence.
According to police, SCDOT worker Noah Lark, 60, was part of a road repair crew on April 6 when, just before 10 a.m., a vehicle driven by Dawson exited the interstate and crashed into the rear end of a DOT truck killing Lark.
At the bond hearing for that charge, Dawson maintained that she’d just left work sick before the accident, and had taken a prescription pill before leaving the office. Dawson further claimed that she did not remember anything right before or right after the crash.
“What I’m thinking is that I either blacked out or I was throwing up,” Dawson told the judge. “By no means would I intentionally try to hit anybody.…
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Roseburg, OR – According to police, a man got in a fight, stumbled through traffic, crapped in his pants and then entered a convenience store to buy beer – while bleeding from the head – and was served. Police didn’t like this.
Several 911 calls around noon alerted police to the intoxicated man stumbling through traffic. An officer arriving on the scene witnessed Samuel Gibson, 49, walk into the Parkway Market and come out with two high alcohol beers. When he came out, officers say Gibson opened one of the 12% alcohol beers and started ‘chugging.’
The officer first arrested Gibson, and after assessing his general condition, the officer gave the 21-year-old store clerk ‘a large fine’ for serving alcohol to a visibly intoxicated person. The charge is a class A misdemeanor.
“We still have stores in the area that are selling these beers, and we are going to be strictly enforcing the established liquor laws as it comes to deal with these high alcohol beers,” said Roseburg Police Department Sgt.…
Continue ReadingMan Charged After Allegedly Ejaculating In Drunk Friend’s Mouth
May 21, 2011 at 10:57 am by kniption
Waco, TX – Robert David Cole, 20, turned himself in to Waco police May 9th on a charge of sexual assault stemming from a alleged date rape incident at Baylor University campus-area party.
According to a police affidavit, Cole and the victim went to the party where both ‘consumed a large amount of alcohol.’ The victim reportedly became so intoxicated that ‘she was stumbling around and was embarrassing herself.’ A friend took her into a bedroom so she could lie down.
The affidavit described her being ‘at the point of passing out’ when Cole got into the bed with her and ejaculated into her mouth. According to the affidavit, the victim wasn’t aware of what had happened, but says Cole told her the next day what he had done. He also, reportedly, told other friends, as well.
Cole turned himself in to police after an arrest warrant was issued charging him with sexual assault. He was held in the McLennan County Jail, but is now free on $25,000 bond.
I can’t tell from the news reports if his telling the others was bragging or a confession.…
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Bowling Green, KY — Benjamin Williams, 37, is facing numerous charges after police say he broke into at least two separate residences and proceeded to fall asleep.
The investigation into Williams’ alleged hyjinx began with a call from an unidentified man Saturday evening. The man told police the sound of dogs barking roused him from his sleep that evening, and ultimately led him to find an unknown and “extremely drunk” man asleep in his mother’s bed. The drunken dozer apparently thought he was at a friend’s house, and he told the pair as much several times. The man and his mother were able to escort the man from the home without incident, but later found he had left blood stains on the woman’s sheets and on the back door of the home.
Initially unable to track down the sleepy home intruder, police got the break they needed with a similar complaint a couple hours later.
A nearby neighbor called police to report he had walked into his home to find a strange man asleep on his couch…the description matched the bloodied intruder from the prior call.…
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Chicago, IL - According to police reports, on April, 22, Ruth Ramirez, 26, was at The Leg Room on Chicago’s Division Street – a popular north side bar area. Another woman, 29, and a friend were dancing at the club when Ramirez reportedly approached them and began arguing with the woman.
The topic of the argument was not reported, but it does not appear that Ramirez was happy with how the argument was going. Ramirez, a 5′ 4″ mother-of-one nicknamed “Tuty,” came at the victim and reportedly smashed a glass in her face before fleeing the scene.
The victim was treated at St. Mary of Nazareth Hospital for multiple lacerations to her left eye and cheek, receiving 32 stitches in her face.
What would have been the perfect crime was then undone by Ramirez’ bravado. According to Assistant State’s Attorney Erin Antonietti, the victim’s friend was on Facebook the next day when she saw a post by Ramirez bragging about the incident. She showed the post to the victim, who identified her attacker by the photograph posted on the profile.…
Continue ReadingOne Student Dead, Another Injured After Jumping From First-Floor Dorm Window
May 4, 2011 at 9:23 am by Morbid
SAN MARCOS, TX — I may be assuming a bit when I say that there’s a big possibility alcohol was involved with three people deciding to jump from a first-floor window of a Texas State University dorm. A decision that cost one their life and seriously injured another.
For reasons unknown, 24-year-old Eirin Hicks, 19-year-old Kristin McCreery and an unidentified male jumped from the Laurel Hall dormitory window early Tuesday morning. Both Hicks and McCreery were injured in the fall.
Hicks was taken to the hospital in critical condition suffering from head injuries and would die later that day. McCreery was also taken to the hospital suffering from back injuries and was listed in fair condition. The male was not hurt.
Police say there was a small gathering at the dorm and they had been called out there earlier on a noise complaint, but do not feel the three jumped out of the window to avoid police.
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Continue ReadingMom Arrived At Police Station Drunk To Pick Up Kids Accused Of Shoplifting
May 4, 2011 at 2:24 am by Morbid
THIBODAUX, La. – Police said 41-year-old Tracy Lynn Anderson was arrested after her children were caught shoplifting and she arrived at the police station to pick them up while drunk.
It all started earlier that day when her three kids were busted stealing items from a Family Dollar. They were taken to the police department and their parents were called. When Anderson showed up to take two of her kids home, police noticed a strong smell of alcohol coming out of her mouth.
Aside from admitting she had consumed five beers, she also admitted that she had been paying more attention to her alcohol consumption than her kids and wasn’t aware they had even left the house. After agreeing to a blood alcohol test, and scoring a .14, she was charged with driving while intoxicated, driving under suspension or revocation and improper supervision of a juvenile.
One of the kids caught stealing was old enough to be charged with theft of goods before being released into the custody of their parents.…
Continue ReadingMan Charged With Murder After Driving On Sidewalk, Hitting Pedestrians
April 26, 2011 at 10:11 am by Morbid
Minneapolis, MN – A 29-year-old man has been charged with murder after allegedly driving onto a sidewalk and intentionally hitting a group of people he had argued with earlier. One man was killed and two others injured.
Timothy Ayman Bakdash had been drinking at the Library Bar when he got into an argument with 23-year-old Ben Van Handel and two other women around 2 a.m. on April 15. The dispute continued outside at which time Bakdash got behind the wheel of his car, went the wrong way on a one-way street and intentionally drove onto the sidewalk in hopes of hitting Handel and the two women.
One witness stated after Handel was struck, Bakdash continued driving down the sidewalk for about 50 feet with Van Handel on the hood. Handel tumbled into the air and into an intersection after his head struck a utility pole. The other two women who were struck, 21-year-old Sarah Anne Bagley and 21-year-old Katelynn Marie Hanson, are recovering from their injuries, Bagley currently unable to walk because of a serious injury to her left leg.…
Continue ReadingWoman Found Guilty Of Murder After Hitting, Killing Boy While Driving Drunk
April 19, 2011 at 12:12 pm by Morbid
LOUISVILLE, Ky – I know I usually meet opposition on this subject from some of our readers, and on some levels I even understand their points. But whenever I read about another person who killed someone while driving drunk being convicted on murder charges, I can honestly say it pleases me greatly.
Back in July, Angela Baumia had left a birthday party where she admitted she had been drinking for hours. She would end up striking and killing 11-year-old Dylan Geitgey who was riding his bike in the street. She was ultimately charged with murder, wanton endangerment, and driving under the influence. Her trial started this year and yesterday she was found guilty of murder.
Her defense attorney’s tried painting a picture of a battered woman who was being abused by her boyfriend moments before the collision. They also stopped short of blaming Geitgey for his own death, as he was not riding on the sidewalk. But prosecutors did a good job of dismantling her defense. They informed jurors of the open beer in the car, her admission of drinking for hours before leaving the party, her not being able to recollect if she had stopped at the intersection and the fact that she cursed out the nurses and EMT workers after the accident.…
Continue ReadingPantsless Driver Runs Over Man, Found ‘Touching Himself’ When Police Arrived
April 13, 2011 at 4:24 am by kniption
Ogden, Utah — Prosecutors have charged a man who was found naked from the waist down behind the wheel of an SUV that had a dead man underneath it. Ogden Police say 45-year-old Daniel Bradshaw hit and killed 54-year-old Brent Bodily.
According to police documents, around 3:00 p.m. Monday, they received a call to the 700 block of Sullivan Road in Ogden. Officials say upon arrival, they found Bradshaw in the driver’s seat of a blue GMC SUV, and Bodily under the front end of the vehicle, dead. Police claim Bradshaw ran over Bodily as he pulled out of his driveway, dragging him about 14 feet. Police also said Bradshaw was naked from the waist down and fondling himself when they approached the vehicle.
Police have yet to determine the relationship between the two men.
Bradshaw was charged Tuesday with six counts, including including vehicular homicide, DUI, driving on a revoked license, alcohol for a restricted driver, lewdness, and open container violations.
Police are expected to amend the arrest warrant with an additional charge of ‘causing Bodily harm.’…
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