According to reports,police were called around 8:00 p.m. on a report of a man with his pants down swinging from a stop sign.
When police arrived on the scene, they found an intoxicated Henson walking down the street wearing nothing but black gym shorts and shoes.
After taking him into custody, they talked with the woman who called police. She told them that she watched Henson pull down his pants and place his junk into the front grill of a parked van across the street.
The woman said she called 911 after Henson finished raping the van and passed out in a nearby yard.
Henson was arrested and charged with public indecency. He is currently being held in the Montgomery County jail on $2,500 bond.
Henson joins a long list of men featured on Dreamin’ Demon who’ve gotten into trouble for having sex with inanimate objects, including dead people, patio furniture, a stuffed animal inside Walmart, a Jesus statue, a Teddy bear, cow shit, swiss cheese, a beer mug and — my personal favorite — a dead deer.…
The incident happened back in January when Debra Harbeck was out celebrating her daughter’s 22nd birthday.
While they were drinking at the Fire and Ice nightclub, Harbeck entered into a corn dog eating contest where contestants got on their knees in front of men who were holding corn dogs near their groin area.
The person who ate the corn dog the fastest would win a prize to go along with whatever dignity they had left. Unfortunately for Harbeck, the eager beaver she bit off a bit more than she could chew.
According to the complaint, Harbeck began choking on the corn dog, leading to patrons applying the Heimlich maneuver and CPR before paramedics arrived. The lack of oxygen to her brain caused irreparable brain damage and she would die at the hospital the next day.
Now her daughter, father and her grandmother are suing the club along with anyone connected to the property and its liquor license. …
The incident happened on Tuesday while 45-year-old Joseph Carrao was at the park with his mother, brother, and three teenage children visiting one of the animal viewing areas.
For reasons known only to Carrao, the idiot picked up one of the 250 flamingos at the park and set it back down without injuring it. He then picked up a second flamingo special to the park, a dancing flamingo named Pinky, that made appearances around the area as part of the park’s conservation and education efforts.
When Carrao’s mother told him to leave the birds alone, the fat fuck threw Pinky to the ground so hard that one of her feet was almost severed. The injury was so severe that veterinarians that examined Pinky had no recourse but to euthanize the bird.
Corrao was detained by the park’s security and arrested by Tampa police on a charge of felony animal cruelty.…
Clearwater police say 23-year-old Roseanna Kiser was a guest at the Sheraton Sand Key Hotel who was spending time at the hotel’s pool Monday evening. While drinking from a bottle of vodka in the pool, Kiser became angry with several young children who were also in the pool.
When a 7-year-old boy Kiser didn’t know splashed water near, she responded by pouring some of her vodka directly into the boy’s eyes and face. She then grabbed him around the chest and pushed him away from her.
Police were called to the hotel and found Kiser inside her hotel room. When they tried escorting her off of the premises she began kicking and elbowing the arresting officers in the head, neck, and chest. She also managed to repeatedly kick one cop in the groin with the heel of her foot.
Kiser was placed in jail on felony charges of child abuse and battery on a law enforcement officer.…
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – Dashcam footage of 43-year-old Colleen Loughman’s drunk driving arrest shows that Dean Vernon Wormer was right; fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life – especially when you have a 2-year-old child.
According to reports, Loughman had driven several miles down I-95 without a tire before stopping in the emergency lane.
When a trooper stopped to see if she needed assistance, he noted her breath smelled of alcohol, her speech was slurred, and her eyes looked like to freshly fucked assholes.
Inside her vehicle, the trooper found Loughman’s 2-year-old sleeping in his car seat in a vehicle littered with paperwork, open food containers and spilled yogurt.
At first Loughman treats the entire encounter as a joke, even waving at the officer’s dashcam. But her demeanor quickly changes after she fails the officer’s sobriety check and is told she is being arrested for drunk driving.
“Please don’t arrest me! Please!” Loughman can be heard screaming as police try putting her in handcuffs. “I’m going to call CNN!…
HOUSTON, TX – Veronica Harris and Christen Rogers have been arrested for dousing a 4-year-old girl in alcohol and lighting her on fire.
The girl was brought to an emergency room last May, suffering from burns to almost 40% of her body. Harris, her aunt and custodial guardian, claimed she had no idea how the girl was burned.
Harris said it had been 24 hours since the little girl was injured but she had been unable to get her medical attention because she didn’t have transportation. She also stated she should have called 911.
Investigators would learn how the girl was injured from the child herself. She told police that her aunt strapped her into a car seat for being bad. She said after she was strapped in, her aunt poured a bottle of alcohol all over her.
While still strapped into her seat and wearing only a diaper, Rodgers held a lighter to her stomach and set her on fire.
Harris told investigators that the alcohol was used to treat the girl’s mosquito bites while Rodgers denies lighting the girl on fire.…
YORK, PA – Heather Hall is one nasty piece of work. The mother of two is in jail after she choked her 11-year-old son on Valentine’s Day when he tried stopping her from putting his baby sister outside in the snow.
According to the charging documents, Hall told her son she no longer wanted his 2-year-old sister and threatened to put her outside in freezing temperatures.
When her son blocked a hallway to stop her, she allegedly grabbed him by the throat until he couldn’t breathe. The boy also told police that when he went to grab a blanket that he and his sister could use in case Hall did put his sister outside, she tackled him.
When police got to the apartment, Officer Michael Jordan looked through a sliding-glass door and saw Hall asleep on the couch, with her daughter pinned between her and the back of the couch.
Jordan was able to wake up Hall who, according to documents, asked, “What the fuck are you doing in my house, Jordan?” She continued to scream at the officer until the father of the toddler, Mark Gibbs, arrived at the apartment.…
Police were called to the Hammond’s home on Valentine’s Day and found John Hammond with “scratch marks on his face, sore ribs and a large knot on the back of his head.”
The injuries, according to John, were from his wife attacking him with a mini baseball bat and repeatedly kicking him in the ribs as he was semi-conscious.
When police asked Kimberly for an explanation, she told them she had watched a marathon of The Walking Dead the night before, then drank eight beers that morning.
She became increasingly upset about it being Valentine’s Day and not having received a present from her husband… so she gave him the what-for.
Police arrested Kimberly on charges of felonious assault and domestic violence. She took a Breathalyzer test while at the jail that revealed her blood alcohol content was .221. She was released the next day.…
DAYTON, OH – Less than two days after getting out of jail on a DUI charge, 61-year-old James Pohlabeln killed four people, and himself, after plowing into another vehicle while driving the wrong way down I-75.
Two days ago, Pohlabeln crashed into a parked car. After declining to take a breath test, he was arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated and failure to control. He was released later that same evening after pleading not guilty.
Early Saturday morning, police started to receive phone calls from motorists on I-75 reporting Pohlabeln driving the wrong way down the interstate. Minutes later, Pohlabeln crashed his four-door sedan head-on into a Honda CRV with such force that the SUV flipped upside down.
Pohlabeln died in the collision, as did the four occupants in the other car. Kyle Canter, 23; Earl Miller II, 27; Devin Bachmann, 26; and Vashti Nicole Brown, 29, died instantly, according to police. Kyle, Earl and Devin were all three members of Counterflux, a local rock band about to release a new album.…
Last Thursday morning, police were called to the home of 16-year-old Logan Stephenson after his family found him dead in his bed.
At around the same time, police were called to the home of Logan’s best friend, J.D. Byram, after the teen started having seizures. Byram was taken to the hospital where he would die Monday night.
The following day, the Greenbrier police chief said they had received information that the two boys were with a group of teenagers that had been drinking Mountain Dew mixed with racing fuel.
“We have certainly seen methanol infections, but nothing like this. I mean, this was a product that was almost 100 percent methanol, which is quite unusual,” said Dr. Donna Seger, the Director of the Tennessee Poison Center.
She added that drinking racing fuel can make someone feel drunk, along with blurred vision, nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. But it can also cause seizures, permanent blindness, coma and, as these two boys found out, death.…
MILWAUKEE, WI – Officials say that 21-year-old Elizabeth Luebke stormed out of a party over the weekend and was found froze to death in front of a home nearby.
According to reports, Luebke had attended a concert Saturday night before showing up at a house party.
According to witnesses, she was very drunk when she got into an argument with her friend and stormed out of the house.
The temperature outside was around -5.8 degrees with a wind chill of -27.5 degrees, and Luebke was wearing nothing but stockings, shorts and a tank-top.
When Luebke didn’t return to the home, someone called her mom, who drove to Milwaukee to look for her daughter.
At around 9 a.m. Sunday morning, a passerby found Luebke’s frozen body in the front yard of a home around the corner from the party she had left.
Police say that a surveillance camera in the neighborhood captured Luebke collapse to the ground just before 4:30 a.m. at the address her body was located.
Luebke’s mother told investigators her daughter was hospitalized last October with a blood alcohol content of 0.40 after she was found unresponsive at a bar.…
On Thursday night, Morey used a handgun to shoot and kill his bedridden wife, Betty Morey; his son’s 48-year-old girlfriend, Linda Merrell; and 27-year-old Ernesto Calzadilla. Los Angeles County sheriff’s officials said that Morey’s son, 33-year-old Christopher Morey, then wrestled the gun from his father and used it to fatally shoot him.
As for the motive, reports are that Morey got into an argument with his son’s girlfriend, who lived in the home, over the use of a washing machine. Morey is described as a heavy drinker who had “hundreds” of guns in the home. Neighbors say there was always a lot of drinking going on in the home and that this wasn’t the first time something like this has happened.
“Similar event has happened in the past but no one was injured, luckily, but there was shots fired,” said neighbor Sean Tubbs.…
MADISON, WI – Police have arrested 33-year-old Christopher Gamboeck after he allegedly threw a beer bottle at a bartender’s head because she changed the bar’s music from Black Sabbath to God-awful Christmas music.
The incident happened Christmas Eve afternoon at the Farm Tavern Bar, where a drunken Gamboeck was drinking with his uncle.
According to police, Gamboeck became very upset over the bartender changing the music from Black Sabbath to Christmas crap, and decided to give her some what for.
Patrons in the bar told police that Gamboeck chugged a bottle of Budweiser, slammed the bottle on the bar, then threw the bottle at the bartender’s head. He then tried to go around the bar with his fists clenched, but other patrons intervened.
Gamboeck’s uncle managed to get his nephew out of the bar after Gamboeck pulled a Christmas tree to the ground and broke a few ornaments.
Police caught up to Gamboeck at his residence where he rushed towards the officers and hurled some gender-based obscenities at a female officer.…
SAINT CLOUD, MN – Police have arrested 37-year-old Jamie Elrod after she allegedly bit off part of her husband’s ear during an argument over beer.
According to reports, police were called to the couple’s home after receiving a report of domestic assault.
Police would find both Elrod and her husband inside the apartment. They would also note Elrod’s husband was missing part of his ear.
During a search of the apartment, officers would find a significant amount of blood as well as a piece of the man’s ear on the floor.
Elrod’s husband told the officers that he and Elrod got into an argument after he returned home from drinking. The argument over beer became physical, said the man, and resulted in Elrod biting off part of his ear.
Elrod, who appeared to have been drinking herself, told police she had no idea what happened to her husband’s ear. She was arrested on a charge of first-degree assault and is currently being held at the Stearns County Jail on $30,000 bond.…
Sheppard’s son was unusually cranky and she was unable to get the baby boy to stop crying. Frustrated that conventional pain relievers weren’t working, Sheppard called her mother who instructed her to rub a little whiskey on the boy’s gums.
Sheppard was either confused by her mother’s instructions or she’s just a simpleton with a sauced up infant, because instead of rubbing some whiskey on the boy’s gums, she gave her son a baby bottle with bourbon in it.
After the child was found unresponsive on the floor of her trailer, he was later airlifted to the hospital with a .19 blood alcohol level. Sheppard initially denied knowing how he got into the booze, but then later admitted the truth.
Sheppard has been arrested and charged with endangering the welfare of a minor and assault on a family member. She’s been released on a $10,000 bond.…
COSTA MESA, CA – Benjamin Golden, a 32-year-old senior marketing manager for Taco Bell, is out of a job and facing criminal charges after he was captured on video assaulting an Uber driver.
Last Friday night, Edward Caban picked up Golden at around 8 p.m. and immediately knew he’d made a mistake. Golden was intoxicated and uncooperative, refusing to give Caban an address to go to.
Fed up with Golden, Caban pulled into a parking lot and told Golden he needed to get out of his car.
“You’re too drunk to give me directions, man. I’m kicking you out,” Caban told Golden as the drunkenly falls over in the back seat. “Get out of my car or I will call the police.”
After arguing for a bit, Golden opens the door and appears to be leaving, but then suddenly unleashes a flurry of punches to Caban’s face and head. When Golden stops yanking on Caban’s hair to pick up the hat that had fallen of his head, Caban uses the opportunity to retaliate with some pepper spray.…
MUSKEGON COUNTY, MI – Prosecutors say they may file charges against a 58-year-old woman who allegedly hit her 61-year-old boyfriend over the head with a mounted sailfish, then poked him with the nose of the fish.
According to what the boyfriend told police, he and his girlfriend were drinking at around 2 a.m. when he decided to sketch a mounted sailfish. The two began arguing for some reason and she moved the fish before leaving the room.
When she returned, she found the fish had fallen and broke. Believing her boyfriend was responsible for the broken fish, she grabbed the head of the sailfish and began hitting him over the head with it. The man called 911 after she began poking him with the nose of the fish and cut his hand.
Responding police did not arrested the woman, citing her health issues, but the Muskegon County Prosecutor said they are reviewing the case and may file charges against the woman at a later time.
If you thought this was the first story ever featured on DD in which someone got into trouble for beating another person with a mounted animal, you would be mistaken.…
OMAHA, NE – Jacqueline Eide is facing trespassing charges after she broke into the Henry Doorly Zoo to pet a tiger, and got a mangled hand for her efforts.
In the early morning after Halloween night, an intoxicated Eide got inside the zoo and made her way to the cage of Mai, an 18-year-old Malayan tiger at the zoo’s African Grasslands exhibit.
Once she placed her hand inside the cage, Mai latched onto her hand “causing severe trauma to her hand,” police said in a statement.
After freeing herself, a friend drove Eide to the hospital where police say the 33-year-old was aggressive towards staff and showed signs of intoxication by alcohol or drugs.
Eide was still in the hospital on Sunday to treat injuries to her left hand that are so bad, she might lose parts of her fingers. But that’s not the end of her worries. Police have also charged her with criminal trespass.
Not that Eide’s a stranger to police or the court system, seeing as she’s previously been convicted of drunken driving, shoplifting, graffiti and other crimes.…