Spartanburg, SC – The douche you see to your left is 30-year-old William Lee Hollis Jr., a real charming fella. After receiving a report of a possible domestic assault on Monday, police arrived on scene and found the female victim being treated by paramedics – she was vomiting and visibly upset. According to her, Hollis, the father of her two young children, began hitting her about the head and face as the two argued. He apparently didn’t achieve the satisfaction he was looking for with those pussy moves, so he reportedly took it a step further by holding her down and pouring bleach down her throat. Deputies found large amounts of bleach throughout the home and on the couple’s children, ages 8-months and 2-years-old. Both had spots of bleach on their clothing and skin. The battered woman refused medical attention for herself and children. Hollis was booked into jail on charges of aggravated criminal domestic violence and released the next day on a $2,500 bond.…Continue Reading
Martin County, FL – Police were called to the home of 32-year-old Fernando Guzman Cruz last week after receiving a complaint about a domestic assault. They made contact with the complainant, his 51-year-old wife, who reported Fernando was “enraged because she ate all the French fries.” That will get you stabbed in my house. Anyway, an intoxicated Fernando reportedly yelled at her, cussed at her, and started throwing their belongings around the trailer. He then picked up a 12″ wooden bat and started swinging but missed. The woman said she attempted to leave the trailer three times, but he locked the door and threw her on their living room bed. Once she was down, Fernando allegedly popped her in the foot and calf with his little sissy bat. He has been arrested and booked on charges of false imprisonment with a weapon, domestic battery and domestic assault. A bond amount has not yet been made available. This is the 5th time in two years that Fernando has been picked up for domestic assault, and this is the 5th time his wife has refused to press charges.…Continue Reading
Columbus County, MS – Alison Simon was arrested over the weekend and booked on charges of aggravated domestic violence after she reportedly head-butted her 15-year-old daughter in the face. According to police, an intoxicated Simon, upset that her favorite football team got their ass whooped, returned home that evening and got into an argument with her daughter about her alleged alcohol consumption. Pissed that her mother was drunk, the ballsy kid started swinging, ultimately landing the first punch. Simon fought back, slamming her head into the girl’s face, knocking the girl on her ass and breaking her nose. Simon, 38, was hauled off to jail. As of Monday, her bond had not been set. I was hoping to read that the girl was outfitted with her own set of locking bracelets, but it doesn’t appear as if she was charged in the assault. Had I ever taken a swing at my mother, a broken nose would have been the least of my problems…they’d still be looking for my remains.…Continue Reading
Phoeniz, AZ -- An off-duty police officer is facing domestic abuse charges after allegedly choking his live-in girlfriend. According to the report, 29-year-old Sutton Wohlman and his girlfriend had just arrived home from a fundraiser where Wohlman had gotten shitfaced after consuming anywhere from 11 to 14 drinks. When his girlfriend tried to pull him out of the car, Wohlman threw her to the ground and began choking her. A witness was in her car and observed Wohlman choking the victim inside the garage. “She was screaming for her life, what her screams sounded like. And he was yelling at her, asking for forgiveness of some sort,” the witness stated. Afraid to get out of the car, the witness called 911 just before Wohlman’s girlfriend broke free. ”As soon as she turned her head and saw me, she ran towards my car, frantically screaming for help,” said the witness. When police arrived they found Wohlman sitting on the floor of the garage with a pistol holstered on his ankle. When the responding officer grabbed his arm, Wohlman punched him in the face.…Continue Reading
Eden, NC – A man entered into that creepy territory most normal people choose not to tread after he was found hiding in the crawlspace of his ex-wife’s home. Early Thursday morning, Jessica Turner says that her ex-husband, Allen Turner, showed up at her mother-in-law’s home and began throwing acorns at a glass to wake her. A man who was there with Jessica heard the noise, but decided not to wake Jessica and inform her. A short time later Jessica received a text from Allen stating he’d left his car in her driveway because he didn’t have enough gas to drive home. Suspicious, Jessica got up and checked her house and found that someone had entered the home through an unlocked window and left out of a door. Freaked out, Jessica called 911. As she was talking to deputies she received another text from Allen stating he had found a ride home. Deputies continued to search the area and found Allen hiding in the crawlspace underneath the home. He was arrested, charged with breaking and entering as well as entering this year’s Creepy Ex contest along with Manuel Heredia Hernandez and Dennis Hobbs.…Continue Reading
Man Refuses To Perform Oral Sex Because Of Horrible Vagina Odor – Woman Threatens To Slit Man’s ThroatNovember 5, 2010 at 5:38 am by Jaded
Fairplain, WV – According to police, an intoxicated 42-year-old Melissa Williams stumbled into her estranged husband’s room at the I-77 Motor Inn late last month and demanded oral sex before removing her pants and frillies.
Her estranged husband, Danny Williams, declined the invitation, but another male in the room, Adam Watson, figured he’d give it a go. Watson lost his nerve, though – and quite possibly the contents of his stomach – on approach.
He later told police that as he neared Melissa, he became overwhelmed by a horrible odor emanating from her vagina. And he, too, respectfully declined.
At that point, Ms. Rottencrotch reportedly grabbed a lock-back folding knife from a nearby table, pointed it at Danny and stated, “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
And I’m assuming that a stabbin’ was still preferable to getting anywhere near the woman’s funky fuck hole, because neither man budged.
Old Crusty Cooter was arrested and charged with domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon…by deadly weapon, I think they mean the knife.…Continue Reading
Northfield, MN – Police responded to a Northfield motel last week after getting a call about an intoxicated woman who reportedly got all stabby on her roommate. Upon arrival at said motel, officers spoke with the victim, an unidentified male bleeding from three different sets of puncture wounds to the left side and top of his head. He told police he was just hanging out watching TV when 44-year-old Michelle Lee Walgenbach started stabbing him with a fork. At that point, officers made contact with the stabber, who admitted to the forkin’ and told them the man had it coming. “I don’t see why he called the cops,” Walgenbach said. “He knows he deserved it.” She claims she attacked only after the man and his girlfriend tried to rape her. Walgenbach, whose BAC was reported to be .306, was transported to a detox unit before being carted off to jail. She’s been charged with second-degree assault with a dangerous weapon, domestic assault and fifth-degree assault. Walgenbach, who has prior convictions for domestic assault and disorderly conduct, is currently being held on $20,000 bond.…Continue Reading
New Whiteland, Ind — Last story for the day, an infuriating case of domestic abuse where a man beat a woman in front of their kids on Halloween night. Debbie Brown had returned home from taking her 7 and 9-year-old out trick-or-treating Halloween night when she got into an argument with her ex-husband, 33-year-old Timothy Brown. This altercation led to Brown severely beating Debbie in front of their two children who called 911 and then hid in a closet until police arrived. Brown unsuccessfully tried blocking the officers from entering the home when they arrived, and was subsequently Tased. Officers would find Debbie unconscious on the couch suffering from severe injuries to her eye and head along with broken bones. The kids were escorted out of the closet with a blanket over their heads so they would not have to see their mother’s condition or their father in handcuffs. He’s currently in jail facing charges of domestic battery in the presence of children, aggravated battery with injury and resisting law enforcement. Neighbors told police that Brown is a real asshole, and have witnessed his public outbursts before.…Continue Reading
FOND DU LAC, WI — A man was arrested and charged with domestic abuse after getting mad at his girlfriend and assaulting her with a hamburger. Shawn A. Posthuma, 24, told police he went all James Cagney on his woman after she refused to eat the food from McDonald’s he had purchased for her. His girlfriend said Posthuma threw fries at her so she threw some back at him. He retaliated by slamming a hamburger in her face and holding it there. But he wasn’t done. When his girlfriend’s sister tried to intervene, he threw her into a glass patio door. When his girlfriend tried to call police, he threw her to the ground and her cell phone across the room. Not quite finished with his tantrum, he head-butted his girlfriend in the face, causing a cut to her nose. Posthuma admitted he has anger management issues and needed help. He was charged with disorderly conduct, misdemeanor battery, disorderly conduct and felony intimidation of a victim. …Continue Reading
SALINAS, Calif. – Ubertino Nunez, 53, has been accused of using a chainsaw during a domestic attack against his wife who had locked herself in a bedroom. His wife said Nunez has been violent throughout their 36 years of marriage, even accusing him of raping her multiple times, but Tuesday’s incident stemmed from her refusal to sign over a parcel of land to him. Police say the woman locked herself in the bedroom after Nunez tied her up with a cable cord and tried to suffocate her with a pillow. Nunez then used a knife and an idling chainsaw to get inside the room. When police arrived at the scene, Nunez jumped out of a window and over a 6-foot wall before he was apprehended. Nunez has been placed in the Monterey County Jail on charges of attempted murder, domestic violence, spousal rape, false imprisonment and terrorist threats. The judge set his bail at $1.8 million.…Continue Reading
GASTONIA, N.C. – Early Sunday morning, a police officer discovered the bodies of a couple inside their SUV after noticing their vehicle in the Gastonia Police Department parking lot with their brake lights on. The pair were identified as 45-year-old Randy Newman and his wife, Laura, 47, both dead in an apparent murder-suicide. Currently reports are stating that Randy shot and killed Laura and then committed suicide. The couple do not have a history of domestic issues, but friends say that Randy was being treated for depression. Gastonia Police Sgt. Jimmy Arndt said, “We’ve determined Mr. Newman had been suffering from depression and trying to work through some of the issues from some time and that depression had been worsening over time.” Laura Newman worked at Ashbrook High School as a teacher’s assistant and cheerleading coach for the last five years and counselors will be at the school today for students as well as staff. The couple leave behind two children, Lydia, 19, is a sophomore at UNC Charlotte. Wade, 15, is a sophomore at Ashbrook.…Continue Reading
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. – People eating their lunch at Hooters and Fat Tuesday on Fort Lauderdale’s beach were witnesses to the horrific end of a domestic dispute as a man opened fire on his sister before turning the gun on himself. Police say that Juan Alicea Orozco, 23, and his sister, 25-year-old Jesnishia Alicea Orozco, were visiting their mother at the Beach Place cigar stand where she works at the main entrance of the beachfront shopping and entertainment complex. The siblings were arguing about money and living arrangements stemming from Orozco’s landlord having begun proceedings to have him evicted from a rental property. Their mother told police that after she turned away from the pair she heard multiple shots. When she looked back she saw both of her children laying on the ground in a pool of blood. “”He just leaned over … and shot two more shots into the girl,” said witness Lori Podewell, a tourist from Illinois. Both were taken to Broward General Medical Center where Juan would die shortly after arriving.…Continue Reading
Gainesville, FL – Police arrested 55-year-old Cortez Geiger and slapped him with a sexual battery charge after he reportedly hammered his girlfriend while in the process of forcibly hammering her. The woman told police that as Geiger was forcing himself upon her early Sunday morning, he thunked her in the forehead with the metal end of a hammer. In addition to the thunking, he allegedly punched her in the face and held her down by the throat. The arresting officer noted the woman was sporting a large bump over her eye, a swollen forehead and a few scars from previous facial injuries. Geiger denied hitting the woman with the hammer and claimed the sex was consensual. He’s being held at the Alachua County Jail on $10,000 bail. Here’s to hoping the woman wises up and gets the hell outta Dodge before dude starts eyeing a pneumatic drill or power saw.…Continue Reading
Gold Bar, WA - Police have arrested 30-year-old Eric Potter for investigation of first-degree animal cruelty, fourth-degree domestic violence assault and malicious mischief after receiving a report that he kicked a puppy to death, smashing it’s head during a fight with his girlfriend. According to the girlfriend, while the two were arguing, Potter hit her, broke several windows and stepped on the head of one of her puppies. When police caught up with the tough-guy, he reportedly put up a struggle. I can only hope they kicked him in the nads a couple of times, but a good tazin’ would’ve been cool, too. Unfortunately, it appears as if deputies didn’t have to resort to such measures. Potter later admitted to smashing the puppy’s head before taking it outside to “finish it off.” Deputies found the dead puppy in a bush nearby. Potter was booked into the Snohomish County Jail on the 23rd – a bond amount hasn’t been made available.…Continue Reading
INDIANAPOLIS – Angela Paterson, 40, got angry with her son’s girlfriend when she would not give her half of the pain medication she had just been given by a doctor. She figured that it was the least the girl could do since she, her son and their 1-year-old were all living under her roof rent free. But 19-year-old Jessica Burns refusal to do so sparked an argument began that ended with Paterson grabbing a container of 14k gold tester and squirting it into Burn’s face. The police report states that officers observed severe burns and blisters on the teen’s face and that she was screaming her face was still burning and that she couldn’t open her eyes. No word on if her eyes are permanently damaged or not, but I am guessing hydrochloric acid would probably do a number on them. Paterson was arrested and charged with aggravated battery and criminal recklessness. Her son said she is addicted to pills and had just recently returned home from prison. “My mom is sick and needs help,” he said.…Continue Reading
Gainesville, FL - According to police, Johnnie Hutchinson and his wife, Dorothy, were arguing early Sunday morning when Dorothy reportedly threatened to douse her hubby with hot grease if he didn’t leave her alone. I guess he didn’t and she made good on her threat. As Dorothy approached him with a pan of hot grease, Johnnie allegedly picked up one of his four sleeping grandchildren and used him as a human shield. No matter – Dorothy tossed the grease anyway. The child, just 10-months-old, sustained second-degree burns on his right leg and stomach. Another sleeping grandchild got caught in the crossfire as well and suffered first- and second-degree burns under his left eye and on the left side of his face. As of right now, no one knows if the children are still hospitalized, if the children lived with their grandparents, or if all four grandchildren would be placed in state custody or returned to their parents. Dorothy, 51, has been charged with charged with felony aggravated domestic battery and child neglect.…Continue Reading
FARMINGTON HILLS, Mich. – I’ve been holding of on this one because the details keep changing and it is just full of strange information. In a nutshell, Laura Johnson has been charged with second-degree murder, an alternative count of manslaughter and unauthorized practice of medicine in the death of her husband, attorney LLoyd Johnson, 47. He was brought to the hospital for what was reported as a heart attack, but two days later he was dead. What makes this story so odd is that aside from revealing he had high levels of opiates in his system, his cause of death is being reported as a stabbing, a poisoning, or both. But the “practice of medicine” charge is an interesting addition to the oddball list of shit found in the family’s home. Things like a dead dog, correspondence between Laura and Lloyd Johnson, bloodstained bedding, prescription medication, needles, a photo album with “injuries photo” as an entry, assorted medical and surgical supplies in the master bedroom, and frozen human tissue in the refrigerator.…Continue Reading
Hoboken, NJ – Called out on a report of a domestic altercation yesterday afternoon, Hoboken police made contact with a crying 20-year-old woman who claimed her boyfriend had assaulted her. The boyfriend, 49-year-old Lasalle Davis, was apparently unhappy with the woman because she failed to call him the night before. The woman told police Davis yelled at her, grabbed her right arm and punched her in the head a couple of times. But the shit really hit the fan when she told him that she wanted to end their 2-year relationship. Angered by the prospect of losing his woman, Davis snapped. He laid his hands on the closest available weapon – a cat – and hit the woman with it. The woman complained of pain to her lower back and back of her head. She filed a restraining order and Davis was arrested and charged with simple assault. Police are unsure of the condition or whereabouts of the feline.…Continue Reading
Marion, IL – In September 2008, Tina Pickens was shot and wounded by her husband, 61-year-old Harry Schauf Jr, in an apparent domestic altercation. Pickens recovered from her injuries and her husband was later convicted on charges of aggravated battery and sentenced to a 50-year prison term. Now, I don’t know about you folks, but if my husband/boyfriend/flavor of the week gave me a hot lead injection, I wouldn’t be too fired up about jumping into another relationship any time soon. Pickens, however, soon found herself another abusive asshole with which to spend her time – while still married to the first asshole. In September 2009, her latest beau, 47-year-old Patrick Williams, was arrested on charges of assault after slapping her around a bit, cutting and bruising her face. He bonded out on January 11, 2010, and was ordered to have no contact with Pickens. Just two weeks later, Williams was picked up again for domestic battery and violating the conditions of his bond after slapping Pickens in the face.…Continue Reading
JACKSON, Ky. — John House posted this horrific story of domestic violence over on our Facebook page that has left six people dead. On Saturday morning, in an unnamed trailer park in Breathitt County, 47-year-old Stanley Neace and his wife got into an argument. Some reports say it was over money, others say it was because he didn’t like how she cooked his eggs. But no matter what the case, report are Stanley had become increasingly unstable over the last few months — to the point his landlord had already began eviction proceedings because of his hostile behavior towards his neighbors. On this morning, Stanley totally lost it and grabbed a pump-action shotgun. His wife Sandra Neace, 54, and her daughter, Sandra Strong, 28, ran out of the trailer and to their neighbor, 31-year-old Dennis J. Turner, who was also Strong’s boyfriend. Clad only in his pajama bottoms, Stanley followed them inside the trailer. He would kill his wife and step-daughter, as well as Turner and Teresa Fugate, a friend who was visiting. But he wasn’t finished.…Continue Reading