Another day, another reason to thank your lucky stars that you and yours are healthy and not the subject of today’s installment of public shaming.  As long as there are no prerequisites for procreating, we will never be short on things to write about.  Sit back, relax, and wrinkle your nose in disgust at the dumbfuckery here for you today.

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It has been a lovely day with some exciting action in the forums.  We have discussed various ways to prepare a hot dog, the difference between livermush and liverwurst, and the benefits of waterproof mascara at mugshot time.  But alas, it’s that time again.  TimeTime reviews to bring you a short summary of some stories that did not quite make the cut in time for a full write up, but are filled with enough asshattery to be noteworthy.

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I realize I am something like 5 days late with the Daily Bite and I apologize. I was off having a worldwind romance with a rich, devastatingly handsome, independantly wealthy man who only has eyes for me. Ok. It was only in my dreams, but whatever. While I was off in la-la land, the asshats of the world continued to commit heinous crimes that should have earned them a place on our front page and maybe secured them a place in hell. I hope Satan is better at keeping up with his responsibilities than I am though. [Read more...]

You know, I wonder if there will ever be a day when there are no asshats to cover at the Demon?   I doubt it, but it doesn’t hurt to dream. Today’s selection for the Daily Bite includes some women that have the maternal instincts of paramecium and whole lot less intelligence.

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It’s been a good day at the Demon and a bad day for perps.  Considering the number of stories that were covered today, I’m hoping not to hear any whining from you people about how we missed a couple.  However, any complaints should be forwarded to RottenApple @kissmyassyouungratefulbastards.net.  I will respond as soon as I am able. [Read more...]

Here we are at the end of another day and believe it or not, I actually got out of my recliner to accomplish something.  No, I didn’t front page an article.   I ran around town buying up all the vienna sausages to horde in preparation for the Swine Flu outbreak.  I hate vienna sausages, but Morbid loves them.  I figured that if I was going to die, I would die doing what I love the best, making Morbid suffer.  For you, today’s Daily Bite is full of stupid and fail.  Have a chuckle at other people’s expense while I bury these hundreds of cans of disgusting meat sticks. [Read more...]

It is time once again to highlight our complete failure at covering all of the people that were not so much born into this world as crapped onto it.  If it didn’t cut into my nap time, I could provide you with pages and pages of witty banter about these sad sacks of shit, but alas, I am lazy and useless.  I hope you can make do with these short snippets in the meantime.

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Hey, Demonites! Guess what time it is? Yep, once again, it’s time to have a look at a handful of articles posted in Reality BitesReality Bites reviews that didn’t make it to the front page. Today’s bite includes a drugged up mamma, a missing nostril, a day care center that lacks actual care, and some animal cruelty. [Read more...]

Here are my picks for today’s Daily Bite, straight from the Reality BitesReality Bites reviews section of our forums. So little space to fit them all…so many assholes to choose from. The first is a wanted pervert and the rest killed the women in their lives. Some guys just don’t handle rejection very well.

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Thanks to a crappy Internet connection, today’s Reality BitesReality Bites reviews selections are a bit late and a lot hurried. We got a handful of kid beaters and a bathroom sexual assault, all brought to you by our members who, daily and diligently, click and scroll the net in search of new and interesting articles to satisfy your hunger. [Read more...]

Another day, another reason to drink myself into a blind stupor.  Here once again, for your perusal and disgust, a look at the stories that would have made it on the front page if I was not so hungover from last night.  Including baby rapers, absent-minded parents, extreme capitalism and a robber who kept it all in the family.
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Another day, another bunch of stories we just couldn’t get to. Here are a few interesting ones that would have made the front page if we had enough time to get to them. [Read more...]

Today’s selections from our Reality BitesReality Bites reviews section are about people who do stupid things with motor vehicles. Go ahead. ClickClick reviews the links, read the stories, and leave a comment about the asshats if you feel up to it. We welcome everyone’s input, even if you are just making a drive-by comment.

Chanton Jenkins- None of the children in the car are buckled in, it’s raining heavily, he’s driving drunk, and he answers his cellphone. The outcome of his ignorance is the tragic loss of many innocent lives.

Nancy Henry- Jealous rage can make a lot of people do some crazy shit. Her husband doesn’t mind that she bashed up the car while her children were with her in the backseat. He just wants her back home because he misses her. They have “family issues.” I say both of them are batshit crazy!

Rosa Freeman- A husband found a diaper bag sitting on top of his car one morning and, after his wife told him it was not hers, he set it outside with the trash and left for work. A few hours later, the wife decided  to head to the store to get coffee. She spied the bag and decided to take a peek inside. The contents immediately brought tears to her eyes and she started screaming.

Tyler Stasko- The sad details of this story just ooze with stupidity. Three people lost their lives due to the childish actions of Stasko and another individual. I wonder how “cool” these asshats think they are now?

Jason Damos-I don’t care how this guy’s name is spelled because I will forever pronounce it as dumbass. He was “beyond intoxicated” and decided to take his kids for a ride. My prediction…I see a divorce in the very near future from this Fucktard!

Joshua Benz & Rachel Crowell

We know you can’t get enough of the Demon. Broaden your horizons and have a look at some of the articles being discussed in the Reality BitesReality Bites reviews section of the forums. Feel free to join in and toss a few stones!

Fang Chi-Xue-Woman stabbed her 9-year-old daughter to death, then proceeded to stab herself in the stomach…killing her 7 month old fetus. One other child in the home suffered minor injuries when her mother tried to strangle her.

Lee Ponshe-Three days after his internet girlfriend moved into his home, her 18-month-old daughter was dead from blunt force trauma to the head.

Joshua Benz & Rachel Crowell-Nasty pair live with their three children in a roach infested trailer with the obligatory fecal matter scattered about. No food in the fridge, but plenty of beer. Priorities schmiorities.

Billy Nicely-Mom’s boyfriend blamed the stairs in the death of 13-month old Tayore Wright. The child’s injuries, cranial cerebral trauma, were not consistent with a fall. Surprised?

Antoine Rucker-Asshole squeezed his 6 month old baby so hard her ribs cracked and her lungs collapsed. The infant also suffered heart damage from the abuse.