NORTH BABYLON, Long Island – An explosion rocked a Long Island neighborhood when an explosive device Vincent Pizzonia, 17, was working on the basement of his parent’s home, accidentally exploded. The boy was injured and initial reports state that his parents took him to Good Samaritan Hospital in West Islip, and that he blew off one of his hands. Police had to bring in the Suffolk County Police Department’s Arson Squad as they found bomb making material and explosive devices on the premises. The the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives has now gotten involved as well, so I imagine Vinnie has some ’splainin’ to do as do the parents for not realizing their teen was in the basement making homemade bombs..
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Apple Valley, California Growing up, birthday parties were a big thing, both having them and going to them. The endless silly games that are played from ‘pin the tail on the ass’ to ‘telephone’. (You know, everyone sits in a circle, an adult whispers something to the first child and they’re to repeat it to the next. By the end of the circle the message is never the same. Kind of like a bunch of adults I know repeating gossip) But as children grow older the parties kind of wane. I mean, what kind of games do you play with a bunch of 14-year-olds? After the sweet-sixteen party, the 17th birthday is a pretty big let down. Nothing really exciting to do for that one. That is unless you’re the daughter of Glenn Nottle. He gave his daughter the memories of a lifetime for her birthday. A little gunfire, some throwing stars, a little pipe bomb…. [Read more...]

SOUTH FAYETTE TOWNSHIP, Pa. - A bomb squad was dispatched to a home in South Fayette Township and discovered six chlorine compression bombs that had been placed near the heads of five members of the Janney family while they had been sleeping. had they gone off, they could have been killed or at the very least, seriously injured. Police have now arrested Christopher Janney, aged 16.

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Chesterfield, SC - Dear Ryan Schallenberger,

High school sucks.   GirlsGirls reviews can be bitches.  BoysBoys reviews can be assholes.  Stuff happens that makes you want to slam your locker and blow up the building – but you know all about that, don’t you?  Yeah.   See, Ryan, I’ve looked at what passes for your Myspace, and I know you don’t even have a FacebookFacebook, and your social network is kind of jacked.  But Ryan, Ryan, Ryan… don’t buy your ammonium nitrate on EbayeBay. [Read more...]

Lansing, KS – Olivia Jackson and her unborn baby Michelle are dead because Sedale Fox and Jared Reed hate babies. And the baby’s mama, too. Sedale Fox, 23, is the father of Olivia Jackson’s unborn child. Jared Reed, 21, is “J-Money”, Fox’s best friend.

Olivia Jackson, 20, was that girl. You know the girl. The one who thought that when Fox said he loved her that he meant it, the girl who had planned to name a boy child after his father. She was that girl who had Fox in her Myspace Top Friends and left comments teasing him for not calling. Fox’s Myspace had Olivia somewhere in the bottom of his friends list, and said he wanted children “Someday”.

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