CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas – I’m posting this story purely for the cringe-inducing ouch factor of it. Seventeen-year-old Federico Garcia of Corpus Christi was arrested and charged with aggravated assault causing serious bodily injury after he beat another teen with a nail-studded board. 17-year-old John Hernandez suffered 26 puncture wounds to the torso, abdomen, chest and back. He was discovered when someone passing by “heard what he thought was a cat crying in the bushes.” You know a motherfucker is hurting when they are making a noise like a crying cat. I think the most painful thing I was ever beaten with was some kind of switch. I was in a fight and had this kid pinned. He was covering his face, so I was hitting him in the head so hard my hands hurt. But his little brother snuck up behind me and swung at the back of my head with a switch-like whip-thing. It wrapped tight around my head right on my upper-lip. The little prick yanked backwards shearing the skin off my nose. That was a pain that kept on giving. [Read more...]

Tampa, Florida – A Greek Orthodox priest, Alexios Marakis, 29, was visiting St. Nicholas Greek Cathedral in Tarpon Spings. He was in Tampa to visit a fellow priest but got lost downtown. So he pulled into an apartment complex and approached a young man to ask for directions. Sadly, he asked a complete tool named Jasen D. Bruce – a Marine reservist. Instead of directions, Marakis got Bruce’s tire iron upside his head. Bruce then chased Marakis for three blocks while Bruce called 911 saying that he was trying to apprehend a terrorist. When police arrived on the scene they say Bruce told them he heard the man say “Allahu Akbar” and then added “That’s what they say before they blow you up.” Classic. When he was informed that the man he had beaten was a priest, Bruce started crying. Jasen Bruce was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. [Read more...]

Upper Darby, PhiladelphiaPhiladelphia reviews – Be warned, the video after the jump is brutal. It shows Rhashad Carlton, 25, and his mother, Bonita, 45, involved in some type of altercation outside of a West Darby bar. While it does not show the events that lead up to the physical assault, it plainly shows Carlton stomping on the face of an unidentified yet clearly unconscious man. Over and over and over again. Ending the stomping with a flurry of punches. No telling how long this may have gone on had a cop not come from the police station across the street and threatened to tase both mother and son. The reason for the assault?  “Mom was disrespected inside the bar,” said MichaelMichael reviews J. Chitwood, superintendent of police. He said the victim did not know the attackers. MotherMother reviews and son were charged with with aggravated assault and disorderly conduct, but attempted homicide charges are expected for Rashad Carlton. Bonita has been released on bail, her son is being held in the Delaware County prison. The victim was taken to the Hospital of the University of Pennsylvania and was treated for blood on the brain, fractures to bones in his neck and face, and numerous cuts to his face. [Read more...]

Chicago, IL – I don’t have a lot of information on this one, but what I do have is enough to make my stomach turn. Zachary Johnson, 20, was pissed off at his girlfriend, and after the two argued last FridayFriday reviews, Zachary showed that girl what a bad-ass motherfucker he really was. He allegedly grabbed the woman’s 3-month-old child out of her hands, locked himself in a room with the infant boy, and proceeded to knock the crap out of the kid. The mother, on the other side of the door, could hear Zachary slapping the child with an open hand. Luckily, she was able to get the door open and retrieve the baby boy before Zachary could beat him to death. Upon admission to the hospital, the child was suffering from five broken ribs, a punctured liver, bruising all over his tiny body, and bite marks. There is no word on the current condition of the child. Way to go tough guy! You can beat up a defenseless infant! You really showed her, didn’t ya? Fuckass. Zachary Johnson is now being held on $1 million bond and facing felony charges of aggravated battery to a child. [Read more...]

Cleveland, OH - Arshon Baker, 5, was born behind bars and his life pretty much went downhill from there. His mother, 24-year-old Angel Glass, was serving a three year stint in prison on a felonious assault charge when she gave birth to Arshon. For five years, she beat the child. When Arshon was admitted to the hospital in full cardiac arrest last FridayFriday reviews, medical personnel noted that the child was covered in cuts, burns, and bruises from his head to the bottom of his feet – some old, some new, some scars suspiciously shaped like an extension cord. For five years that child suffered hell, pain, and tears at the hands of his mother. Well, Angel put a end to all that sufferingThe Suffering reviews and misery. She killed him. [Read more...]

Davie, Florida – In 1997, Luke Petruschke, 38, was facing a couple of sex related charges – he was acquitted. Four years later, he was back in court facing charges of lewd and lascivious molestation – the charges in that case were dropped. LuckyLucky reviews guy, huh? Let’s fast forward to the here and now. Luke spent the night at a friend’s home FridayFriday reviews evening and was preparing to leave SaturdaySaturday reviews morning when the friend’s 3-year-old son informed his parents that Luke had fondled him during the night. It was at that exact moment that Luke’s luck ran the hell out. The child’s father, Manuel Vega, and a neighbor, Krish Carter, got all vigilante-like on the alleged kiddy diddler. [Read more...]

Wilmington, Boston – Michael VonKahle, 48, brought his 12-year son to his Pop Warner football practice 12-minutes late. As punishment the coach, 43-year-old William Reynolds ordered the boy to run laps. Vonkahle wasn’t too happy with his kid being punished for his mistake, and let the coach know it. He told the coach, “If anybody needs to run laps, it should be you, you fat [expletive].’’ Not sure what the expletive was. Ass? Fuck? Whatever it was, VonKahle sat in the bleachers with other parents and continued to shout at Reynolds. The coach finally walked over to the bleachers. The story is a bit different from this point on, depending on the man telling it. VonKahle states Reynolds asked him to come take a walk, while Reynolds states he simply asked Vonkahle to discuss his problems in a more secluded area so that the kids would not have to see them arguing.  But both agree that this meeting ended with VonKahle getting his ass kicked.
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NORWELL, Massachusetts – Jared Garfagna and his girlfriend, Sarah Mohn, were upset with the length of time it was taking for their order inside a Massachusetts KFC. They expressed their frustration with the employees by yelling profanities at them. A man who was in the store at the time asked the couple to quit using the foul language as there were children in the restaurant. As the man left the building, the couple beat his ass. Police say 31-year-old Garfagna punched the man in the head, and then Mohn kicked him. Mohn has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and Garfagna has been charged with assault and battery. [Read more...]

GREENTOWN, Indiana – On Friday morning three kids. all under the age of six, woke up to find their mother beaten unconscious. Their father was out of town on business, so they ran to a neighbor who then called 911. Jamie Harney, 26, was rushed to Howard Regional Hospital and taken by Life Line Helicopter to Methodist Hospital in Indianapolis. She underwent surgery and was in critical condition, her husband now by her side. She is currently in a coma and unable to inform police what happened to her or ultimately, who did it. The small town of 3000 is not host to violent crimes, so the community is shocked by the brutal assault. “This is the type of community where violent crime is a rare occurrence,” said Sheriff Talbert. “I would describe this as the type of community where people would probably go to sleep with their doors unlocked. But one things for certain, they won’t tonight.” The children are with relatives. Police are asking for information into Harney’s activities on the days before the assault, or anyone she may have come into contact with. If you have any information about this case please call Howard County Sheriff Department Criminal Investigation Division at (765) 456-2031, or the Central Indiana Crime Stoppers at (800) 922-5378. Read on for a couple video reports. [Read more...]

Beason, Illinois – I wasn’t going to post this as everyone is already covering it and we already had an asshole who killed his family this week. But since they have not arrested anyone and are still asking for tips, what the hell. Raymond “Rick” Gee, 46, his wife, Ruth Gee, 39, and three of their children, Justina Constant, 16, Dillen Constant, 14, and Austin Gee, 11, were found dead Monday afternoon in their home. 3-year-old Tabitha Gee, remains in critical but stable condition at a Peoria hospital. Coroner reports state that they were all beaten to death. Police are interested in a primer/gray Chevrolet S-10 or Ford Ranger-type of pickup that was seen in the area. Some AP video and timeline after the jump. [Read more...]

STAMFORD, Connecticut – I’m only posting this because it has a 6-panel mugshot. The actual crime wasn’t too bad I guess. Not condoning it or anything, but the visual in my head is kinda funny. On Wednesday night, people were singing karaoke at Bobby Valentine’s Restaurant. Six women started making negative remarks about a 25-year-old woman and her singing ability. One thing led to another and the woman ended up with a chipped tooth and bruises when the six women kicked, punched and pulled her hair before leaving. The women arrested were charged with assault, conspiracy to commit assault and breach of peace. Pics after the jump. [Read more...]

DELRAY BEACH, Florida – Police have made an arrest in connection to a string of prostitutes getting there asses beat by a John. The beatings were so severe that most had facial bones broken. Police arrested 28-year-old Dane White and have accused him of beating at least 13 whores and believe there could be more. A multi-agency investigation was used to catch this guy, as he employed tactics that made it difficult for him to be identified. He allegedly picked up hookers from different areas and used different vehicles when he did it. These attacks have been going on for a year, and he was simply using the women as surrogates for his girlfriend. “He was currently going through a separation with his girlfriend.. and he loved her truly, he couldn’t harm her so to take out his frustration and anger he vented it on other people,” said Delray Beach Detective Gene Spano. How romantic. White’s bond was set at $250,000 dollars and more charges of sexual battery and aggravated battery are expected. Watch some video after the jump. [Read more...]

Miami, Florida – A Miami home was host to a prowler on Thursday morning, but this particular person picked the wrong house. This home had been targeted at least four times before in the last two years, one of those times involved an armed robber. So when this person scaled a 6-ft fence to get on to the property, he came face-to-face with Carlos Kennedy and a struggle commenced. Carlos’ son heard the commotion and came out to help. That’s when the duo beat the intruder to death with a golf club. Florida’s castle law does allow residents to protect themselves or their property with lethal force if necessary. At this point, neither the father or son have been charged with a crime. [Read more...]

Charlotte, NC – Like many school systems across the US, Mecklenburg County Schools are dealing with budget cuts. I would get into what a fucking joke our school administration is here, but I’ll save that for another day. Anyway, one of the things they have done is to merge a bunch of bus stops into larger common areas. A change that should have been done a long, long time ago if you ask me. That means some kids wont be able to hop out of their front door and into their seat and one mother was not happy with her daughter having to walk a bit further to catch her school bus. So  33-year-old Shani Edmond wrote a very intelligent, thought-provoking letter to the school board explaining her issues. Yeah, right. She entered the school bus full of Reedy Creek Elementary kids and beat  the 57-year-old bus driver. [Read more...]