HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY – On Monday, 64-year-old detention deputy Kenneth Moon was inside a jail pod with 62 other inmates at Orient Road Jail. Without warning, 24-year-old inmate Douglas Burden attacked him. After charging MoonMoon reviews and bringing him to the ground, Burden began choking him from behind. That’s when other inmates stepped in. One inmate took Moon’s radio and called for emergency assistance while others pulled Burden off the deputy. Burden was in jail on DUI and drug charges and now faces battery on a law enforcement officer charges. No word on what prompted the attack, but read on to see video of it. [Read more...]

DeLand, Florida - When I was just a little Jaded, I wanted to grow up and become a cop. I dreamed of saving the world with my shiny gun and my big-ass flashlight. Now that I’m almost all grown up, I realize that I never would have made it past the first week – I would have had a run-in with the likes of the lovely Julie Hubbard and I would have totally lost my shit. The arrest report would have read, “The cracked bitch spit on my leg, and that’s when I pulled out my big-ass flashlight and lit up her insides. The end.” Julie turned what could have been a simple ticket and a fine into a sputum flinging, name calling, law enforcement officer threatening, clusterfuck. [Read more...]

Rochester, New York – Peter McCabe has been a referee for more than 25 years and has never had anything happen to him like what happened to him after a playoff game with the Western New York Cougars. After a rowdy game that involved a fight and some players were ejected, the Cougars ended up losing the game by two points. After the end of the game, the winning team lined up to shake hands, but the Cougars did not. As the players were walking off the field, a player from the Cougars swung his helmet into McCabe’s face giving him a detached nose, a hairline fracture in his skull, a broke jaw and nearly every bone in his face fractured.Another referee who saw it happen says the player stood over McCabe and said, “Take that! Take that!” and then walked away. To make things worse, team members of the Cougars refused to hand over their cell phones so someone could call 911. [Read more...]

Lehigh Acres – Registered sex offender Carl Eugene Anderson, 52, was just trying to get his God on last Thursday evening at Mark Christian Ministries when the preacher singled him out and told the devils inside him to come out. He then told Anderson to open his BibleBible reviews, but Anderson refused. ‘Open your Bible, Devil!’” the preacher said. “He came and took his hand up on my head, saying, ‘Come out devil’ and he was pushing my head back real hard,” Anderson said. Anderson tried leaving the church, but the preacher followed him out into the parking lot calling Anderson a devil until he got into his car and called police. [Read more...]

DeLand, FL – Before you blow your top and end up gracing the front page of the Dreamin’ Demon, remember, there are many effective ways of dealing with stress without resorting to violence. Of course, I neither know nor practice any of them, but I have heard of ways others deal with their tension. Some people shop ’til it hurts. Others drink themselves into oblivion – forgetting their own name and the reason for their angst. Some toke it up and pig out on Doritos until their mood improves. And Morbid, well, he masturbates. A. Lot. (Ask him about his carpal tunnel sometime). When Darren Daniels discovered his wife may have *gasp* smoked his last cigarette, he went postal and killed his pet rat. What the hell the rat had to do with anything is beyond me…I guess there wasn’t a toddler lurking anywhere in the vicinity. [Read more...]

Aurora, IL – I like music just as much as the next person, maybe even more.  But as much as it can affect  my mood, I rarely get homicidal over it.  Even if I was forced to listen to Miley Cyrus over and over for days, I’d probably just bang my head on the wall until it split open before I ever tried to kill anyone.  That is unless Miley herself was in the room with me – then I promise nothing.  But, I digress.  Raymundo Herrera, 17, is one of those people that takes their tunes seriously – something his 3 year-old niece had to learn the hard way.  When the toddler interrupted Herrera while he was listening to music, he set her on fire. [Read more...]

NORWELL, Massachusetts – Jared Garfagna and his girlfriend, Sarah Mohn, were upset with the length of time it was taking for their order inside a Massachusetts KFC. They expressed their frustration with the employees by yelling profanities at them. A man who was in the store at the time asked the couple to quit using the foul language as there were children in the restaurant. As the man left the building, the couple beat his ass. Police say 31-year-old Garfagna punched the man in the head, and then Mohn kicked him. Mohn has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and Garfagna has been charged with assault and battery. [Read more...]

Belleville, Illinois – Two of the students involved in the beating of a 17-year-old classmate while riding on a Belleville school bus will be charged with felonies for their part. The altercation was captured on video (watch it after the jump), and shows a 17-year-old get beat by two different students within moments of each other. The race issue was thrown around when the story first broke, as the victim is white and his attackers are black, but more information has come out since these reports and it doesn’t look like race was a motivating factor. Or if it was, there is no evidence to support it. More information and the video of the attack after the jump. [Read more...]

Boston, Massachusetts It’s all fun and games until someone loses and eye. It reminds me of a scene from an old cult classic “Where The Buffalo RoamWhere the Buffalo Roam reviews“, a movie written as a loose depiction of Hunter S. Thompson’s rise to fame as an author. In the movie, Thompson and his “attorney” Lazlo are in some undisclosed Latin American country and there’s some illegal arms trading occurring when one idiot picks up an automatic weapon and looses complete control shooting up the place. When the shooting frenzy has ended and the dust settles, his associate is fighting holding back his laughter when the maniac who can’t handle a gun beats him to the ground. And as soon as he is grounded, his buddy starts smothering him with affection and aid, truly remorseful for his actions. He almost sounds like Rhys Williams, and EMT, who shot up a couple of dudes and then administered help. [Read more...]

Morro, Georgia – People are rude and common courtesies have gone completely out of the window. It has turned into a fast paced “me me me” world out there. And chivalry is damn near unheard of now as the old timers die off and their mannerisms lost. One of my favorite op-ed pieces opined on the return of gentlemanliness on the wake of 9-11 and that it was perhaps the women that killed it to begin with by having to prove, as a gender, we were strong enough by making complete asses out of ourselves and embarrassing the men who tried to be kind. I really hope this isn’t the reason Troy West beat the shit out of a woman when she asked him to be careful and why none of the witnesses stepped up to help until after the cops came. [Read more...]

Lake County, Florida Ah, being released from prison must be an overwhelming experience. Freedom again…at last. Another chance has been given to set things right with your life, get a job, find love, celebrate the golden years. I’m sure that goes through every prisoner’s heads…or rather a great deal of them. And so many don’t get the chance to start “anew” as their terms count down the remaining years of their lives. I’m sure so many spending life sentences would give their left nut to have the chance Martrez Anderson had, to get sprung from prison at the young age of 25…to live each day to the fullest. But Martrez just couldn’t cope with being out. Within 5 days of being released, he just had to do something stupid to land his ass back in the poky for a bit longer. How many years does rape carry? [Read more...]

Vancleave, Mississippi – When Jason Vaughn, 27, showed up at the hospital with his wife, who was 35 weeks pregnant and having labor pains, he had some serious explaining to do.  It isn’t very often that women in labor show up with a partially closed black eye, a split lip, multiple bruises on their forearms, bruises on their body and bumps on their head.  Either this woman’s baby bump threw her so off balance that she became extremely clumsy, or someone had beat the fuck out of her.  After admitting the woman to the hospital, officials notified the Sheriff’s department.  When they got there, this woman had one hell of a tale to tell. [Read more...]

Georgetown, South Carolina Well, it’s not exactly an axe today but I think a machete deserves to be right up there with the growing number of domestic disputes resulting in the use of wicked implements. I’m sure many victims can claim to be beaten with fists, kicked, burned, etc. but it takes a special asshole to use out-of-the-ordinary measures to settle their dispute…or quiet the bitching. And I’ll have to admit, coming from an area where summers were filled with machete wielding employees paid to cut corn out of beans, many an accident took place when carelessness took over resulting in legs being split wide open. So when John Aelick allegedly threatened to cut his friend’s head off with one, I imagine she took that threat seriously. [Read more...]

Greenwood, IN- 28-year old Jesse Pacheco is another turd who thinks it’s okay to beat the crap out of children when he gets angry. While watching his girlfriend’s four young children on AugustAugust reviews 3, Pacheco told the kids to go to a nearby park to play so he could have some alone time in the house. When 4-year old Raymond said he didn’t want to go, Pacheco became outraged. He picked the boy up by his throat and began to slam him several times into a carpeted floor without any padding beneath. While Pacheco was slamming little Raymond into the floor again and again and again, Raymond kept begging the asshole to quit by saying, “Stop…Stop…Stop.” [Read more...]