DEERFIELD BEACH, Florida – Deerfield Beach Middle School is becoming a hot bed of activity lately. First we get the story some of their students setting another student on fire and now we have a 15-year-old Deerfield student having her head turned into mashed potatoes by some limp-dick asshole. Josie Lou Ratley, 15, was taken to the hospital with critical injuries after being attacked by Wayne Treacy, 15, who reportedly was enraged over some comments he heard Ratley had made about him. WitnessesWitnesses reviews say Treacy ran up and attacked Ratley at the school who then fell to the ground and struck her head on the sidewalk. Treacy then began using his steel-toe boots to repeatedly kick and stomp on the unconscious girl’s head. Onlookers tried to stop him but a teacher had to physically intervene and pull him off Ratley. Treacy was arrested and is currently being held in Broward’s Juvenile Assesment Center. Investigators plan on charging the boy with attempted murder. Does this school have a Serial Killer 101 class or something? [Read more...]

Oklahoma City - Neighbors say the woman had only lived in the nieghborhood with her three young children for a few months. She expressed fear of their father whom she was hiding from, telling them that she felt George Rodriguez, 34, knew where she was living and it was only a matter of time before he came after her. Sadly, her prediction was an accurate one. On Tuesday, Rodriguez showed up at the home and while in the backyard he poured gasoline on the mother of his children and set her on fire. He even poured gas in her mouth. While the kids did not see him set her on fire, the did see her in flames. The mother, with her three children,  ran for help.  ”It was just like you would roll down your sleeves is what her skin was doing. She was burned around her chest and up to her face,” said neighbor Ann Coulter who called 911.  The woman is in critical condition after being taken to the hospital suffering from third degree burns to nearly half of her body. [Read more...]

PhiladelphiaPhiladelphia reviews, PA - Last Saturday, a couple and their 4-year-old son walked into the Platinum and Ice Jewelry store and asked to look at some women’s rings. After eyeing several rings, the two created some kind of diversion that led a store employee to buzz open the security door for the female, who was later identified as Sheakia Stubbs. As she was holding the door open, her companion, John Benson, dropped one of the rings he was examining. When the salesperson bent down to pick it up, Benson snatched a tray of rings worth about $100,000 from under the counter, grabbed his son, and beat feet out of the store while stuffing the rings into a shopping bag. Multi-tasking FTW! The store owner and an employee gave chase, finally catching up to the couple a few blocks away. At some point during the verbal confrontation, Benson whipped out a knife and slashed the store owner’s neck. With that, Benson and Stubbs were on the run again. But the dumbasses left something behind – their kid. Despite his gashed and bleeding neck, the store owner cared for the child until police arrived on scene. [Read more...]

Riverside, CA – Very little information on this one, but here’s what we got. According to authorities, on February 26th, officers were called to the home of Jeremiah Scott on a report of a family disturbance. Another adult at the home had found two little girls, a 1-year-old and 4-month-old, lying bound and gagged on a bedroom floor in the home. Both children also had visible injuries to their faces and heads. Scott, the children’s father, reportedly fled the scene before officers arrived, but was soon found in the neighborhood and taken into custody. The children were admitted to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries and are expected to recover. Scott, 23, is being held on charges of child abuse, torture and attempted murder. Bail has been set at $1 million. Judging by the guy’s creepy mad stare, I’d have to guess the fucker is batshit fucking crazy. Even if I didn’t know the story behind the mug, I’d still have the heebie-jeebies…

Durham, NC - Do you remember Crystal Magnum? Let me refresh your memory. Back in 2006, Crystal claimed she was sexually assaulted by three members of the Duke lacrosse team. The three men were were indicted on rape charges based on her allegations, but were later exonerated after the case was dismissed due to a lack of evidence. Crystal, a former stripper, then went on to author a book titled “Last Dance for Grace: The Crystal Magnum Story.” Well here she is making headlines again – this time for attempted murder and an ass-load of other charges. According to authorities, Crystal and her boyfriend, 33-year-old Milton Walker, were having a bit of a disagreement. In a rage, Crystal allegedly scratched, punched, and hurled miscellaneous objects at him before threatening to stab him. She then collected some of his belongings, dumped them in the tub, and set fire to ‘em. All of these actions were carried out in front of three young children, ages 3, 9, and 10. Because of the fit she pitched, she’s been booked on one count of attempted first-degree murder, five counts of arson, assault and battery, communicating threats, three counts of misdemeanor child abuse, injury to personal property, and resisting a police officer. Because she gave officers a false name, “Marella Mangum,” she is also being charged with identity theft. She is being held without bond and ordered to have no contact with Walker. He was not charged in the incident.

Louisville, Kentucky – Police say that at around 3 a.m. last Thursday, a 14-year-old girl started a fire in the basement of her family’s home before running away.  Her two siblings, a 19-year-old sister and 16-year-old brother, became trapped inside their basement bedrooms and tried calling their mother with their cell phones. Firefighters were able to pull the two teens out of the burning home and they were admitted to the hospital. The boy was recently released from the hospital, but the sister is still being treated and listed in fair condition. The girl’s parents and their 1-year-old grandson made it out of the home with no injuries. Police report that the teen was angry at her family and that is why she set the fire in the laundry room. She has not been arrested yet, but will likely be charged with arson, theft and two counts of assault and attempted murder. [Read more...]

Merritt Island, FL – At about 8:00 FridayFriday reviews morning, Kathleen Aceto completely lost her shit. Acting on commands from above, Aceto allegedly entered a neighbor’s home and opened fire. Aceto, a professional shark angler, was mumbling something about being a messenger from God while she terrorized the family of four inside the home. The homeowner grabbed his own gun and started shooting back. From the 911 recording: Dispatch: “I need to know, is she on the property right now?” Resident: “Dad, is she on the property?” Another resident: “I don’t know where the fuck she is!” Dispatch: “She’sShe reviews going all around the house?” Resident: “Yes. We heard shots. We don’t know where she is.” Resident: “We’re going to kill her. She’s going to die.” Due to extremely good luck or really bad aim, there were no injuries during the shoot-out. Aceto was still armed when she was arrested a short time later. When asked what the hell she was doing, she replied that God told her to do it. You know, He is always fucking with people like that! Silly guy… [Read more...]

DAYTONA BEACH SHORES, Fla.  - God knows I have had some crazy neighbors in my lifetime. Jaded takes the cake on the crazy neighbor department. Thankfully none of them have tried setting me on fire…to my knowledge. But poor Jason Ward, 26, isn’t so lucky. He happens to live in the same condominiums as 46-year-old Marie John who has issues with the Internet and people who use it. On Sunday, John physically tried to take away Ward’s laptop while telling him that people were being killed over the Internet. Ward called police but did not press charges. Less than an hour later police were back at the Pirate’s Cove condos after Ward called reporting that John had just tried to set his ass on fire with a Molotov Cocktail. He claimed that John tried to light a rag that was stuffed into a beer bottle full of gasoline, but he was able to knock the bottle out of her hand and run into his condo. When police went to John’s residence, they found two more Molotov Cocktails. John explained that she had a presidential pardon to make the gas bombs as she needed to stop people from being murdered over the Internet. By murdering people using the Internet. John was charged with attempted murder, manufacturing a firebomb and aggravated assault.

MANATEE COUNTY, FL. – I really wanted to put this guy up last week, but I was sick and didn’t give a shit. But now I feel better and figure I would get him posted so 8 months from now family members will come on and tell us to “we aint god and aint got no write two judge.” Last Thursday, 27-year-old James Swan was drinking and playing “World of Warcraft” in a room he shares with some younger siblings. He was getting loud and belligerent so his mother, 50-year-old Hazel Summerall, came in and told him to keep it down. Swan responded by grabbing his mother by the hair and throwing her on the bed. He did the same to a younger brother. When his mother ran to the phone to call 911, things really got messed up. [Read more...]

KNOXVILLE, Tenn – Mark S. Foster, 48, is facing two counts of attempted first-degree murder after allegedly shooting two Inskip Elementary School principals. Just before 1 p.m. Wednesday, the fourth-grade teacher shot Inskip Principal Elisa Luna and Assistant Principal Amy Brace in the office area of the school. Aside from two students waiting on a ride home, the rest of the student body had been dismissed at 11:45 a.m. because of the weather. Foster was arrested about 15 minutes after the shooting. “It appears to be only one (suspect) involved,” Knoxville Police Chief Sterling Owen said. “We have recovered the car of the suspect. We have recovered a weapon that we suspect was used in the shooting. It was a revolver.” Elisa Luna’s status was upgraded from critical to serious condition at UT Medical Center today. Amy Brace remains in stable condition. Read on for a 9+ minute news report with all the info you could ever want on this case. [Read more...]

Commerce Township, MI – Thursday morning, 25-year-old Kristy Leigh DeHuff was in the car with her husband and her 13-month-old son Drake as the family prepared to leave home to return their rental car, but she suddenly announced she had to run in to do something and returned into the house with her son. When she failed to return, Mr. DeHuff went inside to find his wife stabbing their son with a butcher knife. He was able to intervene and begin caring for the boy. When officers arrived on the scene, they found Kristy DeHuff covered in blood and little Drake with a slit throat and two stab wounds to the upper torso. The baby got rushed to the hospital and Ms. DeHuff got rushed to jail, where she’s now facing a charge of assault with intent to murder. And what led to Drake DeHuff now lying in a hospital with a punctured lung? Kristy DeHuff told investigators she had a dream the night before in which the people at the car rental facility killed her son, so she figured she better take care of the job herself. [Read more...]

Hayward, CA – I really dislike this Ali Kimia guy. Not just because at some point in his pathetic fucking life he decided it was a good idea to tattoo “Why Try” on his face, but because he is a good for nothing waste of space, oxygen, and internal organs. Given the opportunity, I would gladly pay to scrape those retarded tattoos right the hell of his ugly face. At about 2:00 a.m. on January 26, a 72-year-old man spotted AliAli reviews walking down the street in the pouring rain. The elderly gentleman pulled over and offered dipshit a ride, which he accepted. To show his gratitude, Ali choked the man and pushed him out of the car before driving off in it. But, it didn’t end there. About 10 minutes later, Ali returned to where he had just dumped the old guy and began choking him again! The vicious attack was interrupted when a bystander spotted the elderly man being swung around “like a rag doll” and yelled at Ali to stop. Ali once again took off in the man’s car. He was busted on SaturdaySaturday reviews after being spotted in the stolen vehicle, and was positively identified by the victim, who clearly remembered the dumbass tats on the man’s forehead. Ali, 32, has a record of multiple arrests relating to stolen cars, burglaries and assault on a peace officer. Now he has a few more charges to add to his ever growing criminal record – attempted murder, carjacking, robbery and elder abuse.

St. Petersburg, FL – While watching an episode of American Idol in their motel room last Tuesday, Cynthia Bettis-Ware, 52, and her boyfriend, 47-year-old Kevin Johnson, had some sort of disagreement over something that happened on the show. Johnson, hoping to end the squabble, turned the channel. Ware, however, wasn’t finished with her tirade and continued running at the mouth. When she failed to put a cork in it, Johnson decided to just retire for the evening and the poor sap turned his back on the angry woman. Tsk, tsk. Someone wasn’t paying attention in class – the first thing they teach you at man school is to never turn your back on a pissed off crazy lady. Johnson awoke to find Ware standing over him with a 10″ butcher knife. Ware was still pissed off and feeling stabby. She stabbed her lover five times in the back and twice in the chest. And at some point during the melee, scalded him with hot chocolate. Johnson stripped her of the knife and beat feet out of the room. Ware wasn’t far behind – armed with another knife, she chased Johnson around the parking lot. She was arrested a short time later and charged with first-degree attempted murder. Ware is being held without bail. I can’t seem to find any information on Johnson’s condition, but I do hope the guy completely recovers and manages to put some distance between himself and the rabid bitch.

Kansas City – I cannot believe we missed this one, and maybe we didn’t and I just couldn’t find it, but a man who encouraged his two children to beat their sleeping mother with baseball bats has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Arthur Davis III, 61,  was sentenced to more than 25 years Monday for attempted first-degree murder, aggravated kidnapping and contributing to a child’s misconduct. Prosecutors say Davis encouraged his 12-year-old daughter and 15-year-old son to kill his ex-wife last June. After the children began beating her, Davis went to her house and joined the attack. In a 911 call, you can hear Davis yelling for the kids to hit her “harder”. The 45-year-old woman escaped the home and ran down the street in her underwear. She was treated for cuts to her head. The daughter was granted immunity for testifying against her father while the son entered a plea to a reduced charge of aggravated battery and was sentenced to three years in state custody. He will serve the sentence at a state youth center.