L to R: Chris Sparks, Robert Bernal, Cody Rector
Waldport, OR — Chris Sparks, Robert Bernal and Cody Rector wanted to be Jackasses, like the guys on television. They did a hell of a job. On March 1, the three morons waited until a 17-year-old friend was passed out drunk at a party. Then they beat and sexually assaulted the boy, identified only as “Troy” and lit him on fire with butane, witnesses say. …Continue Reading
Ocala, FLÂ Â –Â Richard Close, 77, was fed up with the high cost of gasoline and he wasn’t gonna take it anymore.Â At least, that’s what he told police.Â Â Â But instead of taking it out on the gas pumps with a ball bat, or writing a letter to the newspaper, CloseÂ was arrested for beating his 74-year-old wife Betty, who had the audacity to need dialysis and thus had to be driven back and forth to the hospital.Â …Continue Reading
Denver, CO – And by old man, I mean that he’s 72, she’s 20, and the romance wasn’t going so hot. Jennifer Stroth is accused of stabbing her elderly boyfriend repeatedly in two incidents; one on February 1, the other on February 16. This chick makes Crazy-Eyes Moolic look like her meds are working. …Continue Reading
Update 9/8/2008 – Cheyenne Blanton pleaded guilty to to aggravated burglary, aggravated robbery, complicity to aggravated robbery, felonious assault, kidnapping and vandalism. Blanton’s fat ass was sentenced to 44 years in prison on Friday. Nagle pleaded guilty to the same charges and faces sentencing on Oct 14th. Bet he is pissing his pants about right now. lol! Go Judge Andrew Nastoff!
CINCINNATI, Ohio – These two teens did something that prompted Butler County Sheriff Richard Jones to state “This is one of the worst crimes I’ve ever seen, they are sick animals.” Wanna know what they did? Of course you do or you wouldn’t be at this site. These two delinquents hid in the basement of a house overnight with the intention of stealing the car of the owner in the morning. Unfortunately for them and another, they missed their chance when Sheila Clark left the house on Friday morning, taking the car. Instead of leaving the residence at that time, for almost 8 hours, they tortured Sheila’s disabled 18-year-old daughter, who had been sleeping in her room.…Continue Reading
UPDATE 5/29/08 – Rodney Crosby has pleaded guilty to three counts of first-degree battery and one count of endangering the welfare of a child. He has been sentenced to 75 years in prison. Update at the bottom of this article.
Fayetteville, AR — Rodney Lee Crosby, 26, likes to make holes in the wall with his girlfriend’s three-month-old baby girl. He’s also a big fan of Jack and Coke for infant nutrition, you know, to keep her quiet after he makes holes in the wall with her. The baby’s mother, ever-protective of her penis over her infant, told police that she owns one of those badass child-abusing couches. …Continue Reading
Florida - People driving around the Fiske and Dixon Boulevard intersection in Cocoa witnessed Delores, 55, beating her 2-year-old grandson. Witnesses observed Delores slapping the child with an open hand, dumping him out of his stroller on to the sidewalk, where he hit his head, and then sling him back into the stroller and continue hitting him. At one point during the attack, the boy was unconscious.…Continue Reading
Omaha, Nebraska - Meet Jeremy J. Hammel, 20. Hammel has been arrested today because he put the beatdown on Joshua Franklin, breaking seven of Joshua’s ribs and his leg. The kicker? Joshua Franklin is three months old. Hammel is accused of breaking the baby’s bones by either hitting or squeezing the child over a period of several weeks.…Continue Reading
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Tinley Park, IL -Â In what appears to be a robbery gone bad, an unidentified man entered a Tinley Park Lane Bryant store in a strip mall and shotÂ six women on February 2.Â Â The shooter is reported to be an African-American male between 25 and 35 years old, about 5’9″, a little curvy himself at 230 to 260 pounds, and wearing a black waist length winter coat , black jeans and a black hat.Â He had thick braids under a hat with one braid that hung next to his face.Â That braid had four green beads on it.…Continue Reading
SOMERSET, Pa. – Jeremy Smith got into an altercation with his girlfriend, Mary St. Clair, on Jan. 1. He punched, kicked and threw St. Clair to the ground all while she was caring for her 11-day-ol grandson. The sack of shit also attempted to pull the baby from St. Clair’s arms. Because of his actions, the infant suffered a broken arm, broken leg, skull fracture and broken nose. The parents of the baby were never told of the incident.…Continue Reading
Casey Thierrault, Eric Freeman, and Ryan Simonsen
Grand Rapids, MI – Testosterone overload is never a pretty thing, but it got really ugly on the night of January 10. John “Jono” Krystiniak, 21, got pummeled in a six-on-one bar fight that left Krystiniak fatally injured and three former high school jocks in a position to learn what the words “prison bitch” really mean. Krystiniak was pronounced dead on January 23 after life support measures were withdrawn.
This Matthew Watkins is not the same Matthew Watkins who doesn’t like confrontation, below. This guy likes confrontation just fine.
New Bloomfield, MO – Matthew Watkins, 28, was working at the New Life Evangelistic Center’s Mid-America Care Center when his lack of medication kicked in. Watkins, who is schizophrenic, was participating in on-the-job training at the homeless shelter when he began attacking residents – first with a knife, then with a chainsaw.
â€œOne of our staff members apparently had a mental breakdown – I guess you could say he went ballistic,â€ said a shelter employee. â€œFirst he was running around poking people – he poked a guy in the neck with, I think, a pencil – then he came after people with a chainsaw.â€…Continue Reading
Ridgeville, South Carolina -Â Sometimes, a story comes along that just warms my frozen impish heart, and this is one of ‘em.
At McDougall Correctional Institution in Ridgeville, the inmates don’t like sex offenders so much.Â But apparently they do kinda like one of their female guards.Â Â On Friday night around midnight,Â convicted sex offender George Salisbury cornered a female guard in a dormitory control room and began doing what sex offenders do.…Continue Reading
LaSalle County, Illinois - If you mess with their boyfriends, Tabitha Smiley, Cassidy Neff and Alyssa Walzer will jack you up without hesitation. Smiley, 18, and Neff and Walzer, both 17, are accused of kidnapping, torturing and embarrassing the crap out of another teenager last month over a dispute involving a boy. So of course all three accused girls have Myspaces. I linked them for you above, because I’m nice like that.
Last December 3rd, the Hellcat Three pulled up next to the 18 year old alleged victim as she walked home from school. Tabitha, who looks like she could handle herself and a few others, was driving. Cassidy and Alyssa allegedly got out, shoved the victim into the back of the van, and beat the holy living hell out of her.…Continue Reading
Boulder, CO – Charles Kenneth Corwin, 57, had just gotten his wife Stacy home from the hospital last month when his day went from bad to truly craptastic. Corwin was already stressed, as Stacy Corwin was still in precarious health. He’d set up all the medical equipment and gotten Mrs. Corwin settled in bed when he looked down to find one of the family’s kittens chewing through his wife’s oxygen tubing.
Corwin snapped. He saw that kitten chewing through his wife’s life support and flipped out. Bashing its head against a bookcase “about twelve” times, Corwin then threw the tiny corpse out the cat door of the trailer home and onto a porch. And just at that moment, kids, The Ghost Of Vengeful Kitteh came out to wreak a little havoc in Charles Corwin’s heretofore peaceful trailer park life.…Continue Reading
KINGSPORT, TN - On Saturday morning, Ernest “Jo Jo” Rector, 37, forced his 17-year-old stepdaughter into her bedroom at knifepoint. His wife, the girl’s mother, was sleeping downstairs. He then demanded the girl take off her clothes. The girl was able to wake up her mother who then came downstairs and pulled Rector off of her daughter. The two argued before Rector allegedly used the knife to cut his wife’s throat. He then barricaded himself in a downstairs bedroom. Police arrived and Valeris was taken to the hospital where she was admitted for observation. Rector had a brief standoff with police before finally surrendering. He was arrested and charged with attempted second-degree murder, aggravated kidnapping, aggravated assault and attempted aggravated rape. His bond was set at $85,000. I may have been a bit hasty with the title, as I know nothing about the mother. Hell, she may take him back ’cause she lubs him. We will see, I guess. It was just refreshing to have a story in which the mother actually seemed to come to her child’s aid.…Continue Reading
Fort Worth - When a 32-year-old father found his 18-year-old stepson sexually molesting his 8-year-old daughter, he notified the authorities and had him arrested on suspicion of aggravated sexual assault. The little girls was examined and it was determined she had been anally raped. The father told the family not to help the boy in any way. But the teen’s mother posted his bond behind the father’s back. The father then drove to the jail to pick up his step-son and showed the teen how upset he was with the recent events that had transpired. He showed the teen by taking him to an abandoned house and beating the shit out of with a baseball bat. Then, in an eye-for-eye tactic, anally raped the teen with a wrench-like metal tool.…Continue Reading
San Antonio - If you piss off urban helicopter parent Monica Gonzales, she will beat you down like the little bitch you are. Or she’ll get one of her kids to do it.
Hearing that her twelve-year-old son had been shoved by a local 14-year-old, kinda hot brunette Monica did not have time to wait for explanations. Neither did she have the patience or long-range planning skills required to enact Myspace revenge. Instead, this fiery babe got her three sons in the car and took ‘em on a little drive to Crazytown.…Continue Reading
BALTIMORE, Md. - Vernice Harris is a considerate party hostess, right down to the important details that make any gathering the social event of the crackhouse weekend. If you’re trying to get high at her place, she’ll share her methadone. And if her kid gets too loud, she’ll take care of that, too. Just ignore the cockroaches in the fridge.
Harris, 29, thought it would be a great idea to feed her two-year-old daughter Bryanna some cereal and Kool-Aid before bedtime last June 5, when she had some friends over to get high. For dessert, Bryanna got some methadone to keep her quiet. Oh, and a good hard punch to the stomach. After which Bryanna didn’t make any noise at all.…Continue Reading
Jaileen has been replaced. Kumari Fulbright, 25, has been indicted on charges of kidnapping, armed robbery, aggravated robbery and two counts of assault with a deadly weapon.
The Arizona law student who participated in The Miss Puma 2005 and Miss Desert Sun 2006 pageants, allegedly kidnapped her ex-boyfriend, with the help of three other men, and took him to two different locations where …Continue Reading
Update 4/24/08 – Nakita McDaniels, 15, has been sentenced to juvie for her role in the attack on Sarah Kreager.Â Two teens had charges dropped, and the other kids involved have received lesser sentences.Â Update at the bottom of the article.
BALTIMORE – Sarah Kreager, 26, suffered broken facial bones as well as serious cuts to her head and neck after she was punched, kicked and dragged off a Maryland Transit bus by a group of youths Tuesday afternoon. Kreager’s companion, Troy Ellis, was also attacked when he tried to intervene. The reason this is making news, aside from the fact that someone got their ass beat on a public bus, is the fact that Sarah is white, and the 9 (yes, NINE) teenagers were black.
The six boys and three girls, all 14 and 15 years old, were are also accused of menacing an elderly white passenger and assaulting the bus operator, a black male who defended his passenger. They all attend Robert Poole Middle School in Hampden.Their side of the story is that they were making fun of Keager because she had a black eye.…Continue Reading