Tennyson Jacobson Protects Family, Stabs Intruder To Death During Home InvasionBarbara Garcia Charged With Child Abuse After Neighbor Records Her Beating ChildTeacher’s Aide Mario Hunt Charged With Child Sex Abuse, Knowingly Exposing Teens To HIVAndres Munos-Munos Charged With Intoxication Manslaughter In Death Of Sheriff’s DeputyBraylee Rice, 14, Hanged Herself From Bleachers At Her Junior High SchoolMother Of Abducted Girl Chases Down Suspect, Rams Him With CarTwo Women Charged With Cruelty After Leaving Children At Bar To Go On Mother’s Day Booze CruiseHofstra University Student Accidentally Killed By Police After Being Taken HostageWoman Allegedly Slaps Deputy In Order To Kick Her Nicotine HabitRev. Cedric Cuthbert Accused Of Viewing Child Porn At Disney Resort

Imani Jennings Had An Accident

November 23, 2008 at 10:17 pm by  

Imani Jennings Had An AccidentImani Jennings Had An Accident

Cherron Patterson and Anthony Weakfall Jr. (Myspace)

Syracuse, NY–Imani Jennings was 20 months old. She hadn’t quite grasped the whole potty-training thing yet. On Friday, little Imani had an accident and urinated on the floor. For that little accident, she was beaten…brutally. She was beaten for over an hour with a metal rod, a cable wire, a metal bed spring, and the fists of Anthony Weakfall Jr., her mother’s penis. When the beating was over, she was left there to die on the floor, alone. Her 15-year-old abuser didn’t have time to stick around and clean up the mess – he had to get to school. …

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Tanya Friedly Burned The House Down

November 22, 2008 at 11:54 am by  

Warren, MI – Tanya Laura Friedly, 32, tried to kill herself and her two children on Tuesday.  And if not for the quick action of Friedly’s 13-year-old son, she probably would have succeeded.   After pulling her kids out of school Tuesday morning, Friedly made the kids hot chocolate laced with prescription drugs.  She then left her son and ten-year-old daughter in the downstairs living room, went upstairs, and set the house on fire. …

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James Spencer Adams Is A Nut!

November 21, 2008 at 10:21 am by  

James Spencer Adams Is A Nut!

St. Petersburg, FL–The crazy things that crazy people do never ceases to amaze me. Take 63-year-old James Spencer Adams for instance. For some strange, unknown, fucked up reason, he decided he would jam the hook of a plastic clothes hanger down the throat of his 8-year-old step-grandson. I just can’t even come up with a single semi-reasonable explanation as to what could possibly possess him to do such a thing.…

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Jameszenia Balentine Lacks Compassion

November 19, 2008 at 12:14 pm by  

And a hairbrush…

Jameszenia Balentine Lacks Compassion

Chicago, IL–If you are eating while perusing the Dreamin’ Demon today, you might want to put your food aside for a minute or two. Jameszenia Balentine, 49, was recently arrested and charged with criminal neglect. No biggie, huh? We read about that kind of charge weekly around here. But, this isn’t your basic run-of-the-mill neglect we’re talking about. We are talking rot, maggots, filth, and fused legs.…

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Laurie Young Broke Her Mom

November 16, 2008 at 10:25 pm by  

Laurie Young Broke Her Mom

Islip, NY–Laurie Young, 39, is an ungrateful bitch of a daughter. She is unemployed and was living at the home of her mother, the grandmother of her child, 75-year-old Marlene Young. One argument over groceries and a few broken bones later, Laurie now resides behind bars and her mother is dead.…

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Anthony Pavick & Amelia Contreras Suck!

November 15, 2008 at 8:55 am by  

Anthony Pavick & Amelia Contreras Suck!Anthony Pavick & Amelia Contreras Suck!

Fort Meyers, FL–As parents, we all have our own methods of punishment when our children misbehave. Timeout, grounding, restrictions, etc. But Anthony Pavick used a method of punishment that sane people never even imagine using. Penis yanking. Funny, I must have missed that chapter in ‘Parenting for Dummies.’…

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Lauro Canales Hammers Woman for Sex

November 12, 2008 at 12:44 pm by  

Lauro Canales Hammers Woman for Sex

Lauro Garcia Canales

Naples, FL – Lauro Garcia Canales, 55, must have found it hard to find a woman to love him.  With a face like that, is it any wonder?  More importantly, Canales apparently has a bit of a temper.  So he decided that the best way to keep a woman might just be to catch one and lock her up.

On Monday evening, police were called to Canales’ small home on Ninth Street North, where Canales opened the door and told officers that everything was just fine.  But apparently, it wasn’t. …

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Taryn O’Connor Isn’t Supposed To Babysit

November 11, 2008 at 10:22 am by  

Essex, VT -Taryn O’Connor is a classic example of why you should never get your childcare provider from Craigslist.  Not without checking references, at least.  O’Connor, 22, is accused of shaking a thirteen-month old boy so hard that he is now in critical condition, having undergone brain surgery for severe head trauma.  And Taryn O’Connor wasn’t supposed to be supervising children at all. …

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Ryan Bailey Wanted to Rape an Amish Person

November 9, 2008 at 7:57 am by  

Ryan Bailey Wanted to Rape an Amish PersonRyan Bailey Wanted to Rape an Amish Person

South Bend, IN - You know how sometimes, you just want what you want, and you don’t care how crazy it sounds?  Like, when you want peanut butter on your grilled cheese sandwich, and everyone at your table stares at you and the waitress comes back three times to double-check the order, but dammit, you just want peanut butter-and-grilled cheese!  Phew.  Well, Ryan Bailey kind of felt like that, so he raped an Amish man.  …

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Veronica Hairston Likes The Gators

November 7, 2008 at 10:43 am by  

Veronica Hairston Likes The Gators

NEPTUNE BEACH, Fla. - Veronica Hairston and her husband were in a Days Inn hotel room watching the Florida Gators and the Georgia Bulldogs game. When it became apparent that the Gators where kicking the shit out of the Bulldogs, Veronica, a Gators fan, started taunting her husband, a Bulldog fan. Her husband became aggravated, grabbed his bags and attempted to leave, but Veronica was not finished.…

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Maria Castillo Doesn’t Fly The Friendly Skies

November 6, 2008 at 2:22 pm by  

Maria Castillo Doesnt Fly The Friendly Skies

Charlotte, NC – You know, some people just don’t like to fly.  Maria Esther Castillo, 45,  is one of those people.  Castillo, who is from New York, got herself arrested on Saturday when a United Airlines flight from Puerto Rico to Chicago had to be diverted to Charlotte to get Castillo off the plane.  I guess that duct tape just wasn’t holding her down tight enough. …

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Ryan Junglas Was Jealous

November 6, 2008 at 8:35 am by  

Ryan Junglas Was Jealous

Captioned: ‘Me & My Glory’ on his Myspace

Allentown, PA–Let’s face it, we’ve all been jealous at one point or another, right? It’s all a part of being human. 21-year-old Ryan Junglas was feeling jealous. He felt slighted when he wasn’t getting the attention he felt he deserved. He reacted in violence and anger toward his rival for affection. The big, bad rival making Junglas feel bad? A 2-month-old baby boy.…

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“Dude! Wheresh Mah Teef?”

November 1, 2008 at 8:15 am by  

Dude! Wheresh Mah Teef?Dude! Wheresh Mah Teef?

Louise Deeringer & Guy Dugas

Tampa, FL–Demonites, with all the strife, murder, hunger, and pain that we read about daily, we sometimes tend to overlook some of the less publicized stories. Just because they aren’t covered back to back, every 10 minutes on TV, it doesn’t make them any less important. Take Louise and Guy for example. This loving couple have been together for 11 years….no small feat in this day and age. Well, just recently, it was brought to light that something was missing in their relationship…..…

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Jason Marksteiner Was Selfish

October 30, 2008 at 7:16 am by  

Update:4/03/09-Charged with three counts each of murder and intentional homicide of an unborn child and two counts of aggravated criminal sexual assault, Jason Marksteiner was offered a deal; plead guilty to one count of murder, and prosecutors would dismiss the other seven charges. Marksteiner took the plea. He was sentenced to 50 years in prison. The deal requires that Marksteiner serve 100% of his sentence.

Jason Marksteiner Was Selfish

Jason’s Myspace

LeRoy, IL–Jason Marksteiner, 21, is married and a father to three young children. Neighbors describe him as a ‘loving husband and a great father, a fine young man.’ In the early hours of Tuesday morning, Jason sexually assaulted and bludgeoned his wife’s sister, 19-year-old Jodi McGrew. Jodi was pregnant…about 5 months along. He selfishly and savagely took her life, and the life of her child, in the same room where his wife and children lay sleeping. Yeah, great guy!…

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Jaime Perez Is Nasty

October 29, 2008 at 11:24 am by  

Jaime Perez Is Nasty

BURNET, Texas - Jamie Perez, 23, is a cook at Andy’s Landing in the town of Burnet. On Oct 20th, Burnet Police Cheif Nelson entered the establishment and ordered a hamburger. Upon eating the hamburger, Nelson noticed Perez and another cook watching him eat it. Yeah, that’s not a good sign no matter who you are, but especially if you are a cop. On Monday, police walked into the kitchen and arrested Perez. On Tuesday, they arrested James Ledesma. They were both charged with tampering with a consumer product. Wanna know what Perez did? Of course you do.…

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Valentina Grenader Had A Plan

October 29, 2008 at 6:52 am by  

Valentina Grenader Had A Plan

Waukesha, WI–Valentina Grenader, 45, had a secret. She blew $800 at the casino and had to come clean with her husband, Mark. She could have made him a nice romantic dinner and wow’ed him with her fine culinary skills, making it easier to ease in the subject of the gambling debt. She could have brought him flowers and chocolate, hell..it works for men. Maybe she did go with one of those options, who knows? It’s what she did after the admission of guilt that earned her a spot here on the Dreamin’ Demon.…

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Nerds + Moons = Asswhoopin’

October 28, 2008 at 9:37 am by  

Nerds + Moons = Asswhoopin

BELLINGHAM, Wash.On Friday night at Access Comics, owner Lanny Wolf and two friends, Virgil Vanduisen and Jeffrey Chapman, were playing the card game “Magic: The Gathering”. Now some of the details are vague at this point, but from what I can gather, three men who had been drinking nearby, came into the store, and then left after being asked to leave. Once outside, the men dropped their pants and pressed their asses against the storefront window, causing it to break. This aggravated two of the card players more than having your Bösium Strip destroyed and not having a Beacon of Unrest, so they took off after the men, taking a baseball bat with them.…

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Josie Navarro Drowned Her Little Boy

October 22, 2008 at 8:27 am by  

Josie Navarro Drowned Her Little Boy

L to R: Edgar Manuel Sanchez, Josie Navarro (Myspace) and an unidentified man

Pomona, CA – Edgar Manuel Sanchez was five years old.  He’d done nothing wrong.  But that didn’t stop his mother, Josie Navarro, from drowning him in a hotel bathtub on Monday.   Police were called to the Pomona hotel by a desk clerk, who said that they had been notified that a woman in one of the rooms was trying to kill herself. …

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Anne Pressly Was Severely Beaten

October 21, 2008 at 8:21 am by  

UPDATE 11/27/2008 – Curtis Lavelle Vance, 28, has been charged with murder in the death of Anne Pressly. More details at end of article

Anne Pressly Was Severely Beaten

LITTLE ROCK, Ark. – Anne Pressly, 26, is a KATV anchor woman who recently had a small part in the Oliver Stone film, “W“. She is currently in critical condition after being severely beaten. Her mother found her unresponsive in her bed at around 4 a.m., bleeding from her head, 30 minutes before she was to be on the set of “Daybreak“.…

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Natasha Dahn Told A Really Big Lie

October 17, 2008 at 12:57 pm by  

http://www.myspace.com/xxx_tashii_babe_xxx

Lakeville, MN – Which resulted in the assault of a mentally disabled man.  Way to get that attention you were so obviously craving, emo kid!  After Natasha Dahn, 16, told her boyfriend that Justin Hamilton, 24, had hit her and assaulted her, John Maniglia, 19, rounded up three buddies to go take care of business.

Natasha lured Hamilton, who suffers from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, by suggesting he go out with her on Friday night.  Natasha arrived, accompanied by Timothy Ketterling, 21, who is also mentally disabled.  Also in the car were Natasha’s boyfriend Maniglia, (Myspace) and 21-year-old Jon Diepold (Myspace).   …

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