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Louisville, KY - I know Morbid had this one in yesterday’s Daily Bites, but I felt the douchebags deserved an entire write-up. According to police, Camron Mosby, 3, found himself in the middle of a heated argument between his mother and her boyfriend(?) late Tuesday night and paid a heavy price for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s been reported that LaQuisha Mosby, 28, and Shawn Martin, 34, were involved in some sort of domestic altercation when a .45 caliber gun was brought into the mix. A single shot was fired and pierced Camron’s shoulder. The bullet exited his body and then ricocheted back into his side. Rather than dialing 911 immediately, LaQuisha and Shawn reportedly spent the next two hours attempting to hide the evidence. According to police, LaQuisha made sure Shawn fled the scene before an ambulance was called. Awww…she didn’t want her man to get in trouble. How fucking sweet! An anonymous tipster did what LaQuisha should have done in the first place and alerted authorities to Shawn’s location.…

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Brookline, MA — On June 11, a police officer was monitoring Larz Anderson Park when he noticed a man walking his dog. When the man’s dog allegedly crapped on the grass and the man did not pick up after it, the officer approached him and told the man he needed to pick up after his pet. The man said he would, but ended up leaving the park several minutes later without scooping the poop. Not willing to let the shit fly, the officer followed the man to his home, got out of his car and told him he would be issuing a citation because he didn’t wrap the crap. A little while later, the officer was waiting at a red light when a black car pulled up next to the officer. A man got out of the car and began banging on the officer’s window. The officer immediately recognized the man as the dookie-dodger from earlier, 59-year old David Maurer, and in Maurer’s hands was a prized bag of dog feces.…

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Ryan Costello Broke His Son. A Lot.

June 16, 2010 at 8:32 am by  

Fort Myers, FL - According to authorities, Ryan Costello and Whitney Simonson dropped their two young children off with relatives Saturday night and headed out to a club. Later that evening, Ryan returned to the relative’s home, alone, and picked up the children. Ryan’s mother later told investigators that when he picked up the boys, he appeared “visibly shaken and emotional.” At about 2:00 a.m., Whitney returned home from the club with a male friend named Vadam Manafov. And at that point, the proverbial shit hit the proverbial fan. So far, we are only hearing one side of the story, and it’s coming from Whitney. According to her, a fight broke out shortly after she and Vadam made their entrance. Vadam was briefly involved in the fight, but soon left – leaving Whitney and Ryan behind. Whitney said Ryan then beat her until she faked unconsciousness. Dude must not pack much of a punch, ’cause I’m not seeing any bruising on her face. Anyway, because she played possum so well, Ryan left her alone and made his way upstairs.…

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Port St. Lucie, FL – Responding to an alarm at the Kiddie Academy daycare facility early Sunday morning, officers spotted a man walking out the back door of the residence armed with a broom and other miscellaneous items. When dude noticed the cops were blocking his exit, he scurried back into the building and attempted to lock the officers out. No such luck. As an officer approached, the man, later identified as 38-year-old Harold Caswell III, took a swing with the broom and hit one of the officers square in the chest. At that point, it was ON! In the midst of the melee, Mr. Caswell bonked his head and shat his pants. Officers were able to get the shitter under control with the help of a Taser gun. When asked what the hell he was doing, Caswell told officers he was in the building because he wanted to speak with someone about enrolling his daughter in the center. A search of his backpack, though, revealed his true intentions that morning – he was there for the puppets.…

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SURPRISE, Ariz. - Police received a phone call from an 11-year-old boy who informed them that his mother was packing to go to California to be a stripper, and that she was not taking him or his 6-year-old brother with her. When police arrived the boy’s mother, 29-year-old Christina Muniz, came outside and informed them that she was “sick of her children” and wanted the police to take them so she can “have fun and play.” By “fun and play” she means following her dream of becoming a stripper. The boy told officers that he took care of himself and his little brother and that Muniz used all of the money she made buying alcohol instead of food. Muniz reportedly cursed at her children in front of the officers and CPS employees, telling the boys she no longer wanted them. Now if none of that makes you angry, get this. As CPS was removing the brothers, the older boy tried to hug his mother. She responded by punching him in the stomach.…

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Elyria, OH- This last weekend, Brian Andrews became upset angry homicidal that some of his cousin’s lawn chairs were being borrowed by her neighbor’s party guests without permission. Andrews and his cousin showed up at the 4-year old’s birthday party uninvited and confronted the homeowners. An argument erupted and Andrews announced to the party-goers that he was “there to take lives.” Andrews then pulled a small axe from his pants, screamed, “Fuck You, N*gg*rs” and began swinging the hatchet at the people. Everyone instantly scattered for safety and the police were called. When officers arrived at the home, Andrews was still wielding his axe and acting like a homicidal maniac. Andrews continued cursing, refused to listen to the officers and allegedly told them to “Shoot me. Shoot me in between my eyes.” The psychotic party-pooper got his wish… well, sort of. The officers pepper-sprayed Andrews, then forced his crazy ass to the ground and dragged him to a squad car. At the police station, Andrews changed his tune and apologized to the officers.…

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CLERMONT, Fla. – As two teens were leaving a Walmart, one was chased back in by a group of people looking to kick his ass. They had mistakenly identified him as someone who had snitched and caused on of their friends to go to jail for a few years. The victim’s attempt at finding safety inside the Wal-Mart store proved to be a mistake as he was chased inside by the thugs and then cornered behind the customer service counter he jumped over. He was then knocked to the ground and subsequently punched, kicked and stomped on by the four individuals while employees looked on unable to do much about it. Even though the beating was brutal (which you can watch after the break) the 18-year-old only suffered minor injuries. Police have two suspects in custody and arrest warrants are out on two others. Two men, one woman and a teen are now facing burglary with a battery therein and simple battery charges.…

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Surfside, FL- Police have arrested a man who they believe attacked a mother and her 3-year old daughter inside an elevator in a supermarket last month. On May 18, a woman entered the elevator of a Publix store with a double-wide stroller that held both her children. One of the woman’s kiddos was not happy about this little trip and showed her displeasure by crying. The child’s sobbing displeased an older man who had also entered the elevator and he began yelling vulgarities. The woman said the man then took his hand and shoved it in her daughter’s face to quiet her little pie-hole and kept it there until the mother removed it. The mother said the man then grabbed her arms and face and she started screaming to attract attention as the man got off the elevator. Surveillance cameras inside the grocery store captured the man fleeing the scene. The woman described the man to police as being in his 50s, 6’3″ tall, 180 pounds, a tanned face and salt and pepper hair.…

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GREENWOOD, Ind. -Residents of an apartment complex responded 23-year-old Kayla Neighbors who was screaming that she had just dropped her baby in the parking lot. After checking out the 10-month-old girl and determining that she was uninjured, they handed Kayla her baby back. Witnesses say that she then got a “cracked out look” and then slammed her baby head-first into the pavement. As you will hear in the video, the people who saw Kayla do this say the baby’s head hitting the concrete sounded like a rock. Police responded to the scene where they were confronted by a hysterical Kayla. She admitted that she had been smoking meth and that her husband, John Neighbors, was dead inside their home. Turns out he was not in the home at all and was found later quite alive. The baby was taken to the hospital and treated for a fractured skull. She has since been released and is in the care of her grandparents. Kayla Neighbors was charged with battery and placed in jail.…

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LOUISVILLE, KY – Police are on the lookout for a group of teens who beat the crap out of a cancer patient in the broad daylight of a Dollar General Store. While his girlfriend was inside the store, the victim was checking the oil in his car. Behind were two teens and a female who were creating some kind of commotion. One witness states the victim turned and called the teens a racial slur, but others who were there say that’s bullshit. The victim merely turned around to see what the commotion was and that was all it took to spark the beating. The victim now may lose an eye from his injuries because he is too weak from cancer treatments to undergo the surgery he needs to save it. I got some video after the jump. Unfortunately it doesn’t show the fight, but you do see the suspects the cops are looking for. I tried to pay attention to it, but was too distracted by the tits of Fox41.com’s delicious Jennifer Baileys.…

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Payson, AZ – This is one of those stories that lack pertinent information, but have a mugshot that’s just too good to pass up. Allow me to introduce Mr. Dale Warren Graham. We don’t often get to write about pervs as old as Mr. Graham – fortunately, most of ‘em are spending life in prison or have already succumbed to a dirt nap before they make it to the ripe old age of 94. Unfortunately, Graham is still very much alive and kicking. The old coot was arrested after he was found in a garage that did not belong to him with a running vacuum cleaner attached to the front of his pants. How’d ya like to walk in on that shit, huh? Whether the vacuum cleaner was his or not is unclear. What started out as a public indecency report quickly turned into an child molestation investigation. The source link doesn’t specify how authorities came about the information, but they have determined that Graham has been hangin’ out with some kiddos in the neighborhood and may have touched a couple of them inappropriately.…

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Cops: Student Beat French Teacher’s Ass

June 9, 2010 at 2:10 pm by  

UNIONDALE, N.Y. - And here we have the flipside of being a teacher in a classroom. Sure it seems to take an act of God to get them fired, but look at the shit they have to deal with. A teacher at Uniondale High School got his ass beat by a 14-year-old student after the teacher caught the student cheating in class. French teacher J. Renaud Felix asked him to switch seats but the boy refused. School security was called and the teen escorted out of the classroom. He returned later and Felix asked him to leave. The boy refused and once again, Felix went to get security…but didn’t get too far. The teen followed Felix out of the class and beat him in the hallway.  Officials say the student “proceeded to punch, kick and stomp on the victim.” Felix was taken to the hospital and treated for contusions to his head and upper torso and lacerations inside of his mouth. The student was arrested and has been charged with second-degree assault as a minor.…

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Frederick, MD - Police say Marian Larman left her 3-year-old child alone in the car, strapped in a car seat, for as many as four hours while she got her heroin fix on in a room at a Motel 6. Larman reportedly checked into the room at about 3:00 a.m. and a passerby noticed the child at about 7:00 a.m. The temperature at the time was about 57 degrees. Police found Larman passed out in the bathtub, surrounded by her collection of drugs, which included heroin, prescription drugs and cocaine, and an assortment of drug paraphernalia. A search of her vehicle yielded even more heroin. Pathetic, really – she has tons of pictures of her and the kid posted on her Myspace. Tons of happy, smiling, good-time pics. The child looks happy, healthy and well taken care of. You’re screwin’ shit up, mommy…big time. Larman, 34, was booked on numerous drug charges, one count of reckless endangerment, one count of confinement of an unattended child, and one count of second-degree assault.…

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Daily Bites

June 8, 2010 at 4:35 pm by  
  • Sorry I bailed on yesterday’s Daily Bites but the girl I am currently having sex with found the hidden camera I use to record our lovemaking sessions. I explained to her that it wasn’t for my personal gratification, but evidence to prove I didn’t rape her. Needless to say she, over-reacted. Women, pshh. I told her she could deal with it or I would send her back to Vietnam to live with her family in their hut. Anyway, I just took a quick glance in the forums and here are a few stories our members are interested in and a few I was keeping an eye on:
  • Dakota Valkyrie posted a crazy story about a woman who attacked a pregnant acquaintance with a stun gun. Christine Devaux was lying in wait wearing a surgical cap with her hair tucked inside and wearing cloth gloves, the affidavit said. When she struck the victim with the Taser, the victim fell to the floor, and was shocked again and again, according to the account in the affidavit.
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ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. - An assistant coach of a youth hockey team got pissed off at another player after they fouled his 17-year-old son after the whistle. Displaying a complete lack of forethought and two heaping handfuls of hot-headed stupidity, 50-year-old Ronald Synan entered the penalty box and confronted the 15-year-old Calvin Dickinson. What happened then depends on who you believe. The report says Synan made threats against the Dickinson, called him a foul name and then punched him. Synan, who admits that he was wrong to get so angry and confronting the kid, states that he never hit Dickinson and that it was more like wrestling. He also added he’s the one that got injured when he got hit in the nose by a hockey stick and was kicked and kneed. Synan may be facing battery charges and has been banned from the RDV Sportsplex. “I had a rough day and I paid a big price for my mistake,” Synan said. “I am not a monster who beat up a kid.” No Mr.…

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Manatee, FL- I believe cops really do have a shitty job. Around 8 p.m. last Sunday night, deputies arrived at the home of 33-year old Amy Marie Hager to investigate a domestic dispute between her and her husband. Believing Hager was the aggressor in the dispute and that she had been beating on her dear hubby, the deputies decided to place her under arrest. Hager became hostile and tried to resist arrest, but was unsuccessful. The deputies transported Hager to headquarters where they attempted to switch her from handcuffs to leg shackles before putting her in a transport van to take her to jail. When Hager violently jerked away, a deputy grabbed her and they fell against the rear of the van with the deputy pinned against her. Hager said “You just made me (expletive) myself. Are you happy now?” meaning that she had just crapped her pants. As another deputy came over to help the other, Hager continued to struggle and then reached inside her pants, grabbed a handful of her shit, and threw it at the two deputies, hitting one on the thigh.…

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West Columbia, SC – Police say 29-year-old Jason Lemmon Sr. got all stabby with an 11-year-old kid before attempting to strangle another. According to authorities, Lemmon began the assault against the older boy by punching him in the face. He then stabbed the child in the upper torso at least three times – violently enough to break the knife. Holy crap! Psycho much? A woman and her 9-year-old son inside the home heard the child yelling for help and ran into the room. Lemmon allegedly wrapped his hands around the younger kid’s neck and tried to strangle him before dragging him outside. The kid’s mother smacked Lemmon on the head with her cell phone, putting an end to the attack. Authorities say Lemmon then ran from the scene and fled to the Columbia Metropolitan Airport where he was detained by airport police. He is apparently related to one of the kids and was a guest at the home. He’s been charged with two counts of assault and battery with intent to kill and one count of possessing a weapon during the commission of a violent crime.…

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EVANS, Colo. – You know, I didn’t think anyone would top Jaded’s Thursday ritual of drinking box wine and then driving naked around the neighborhood on a riding lawnmower while flicking lit cigarettes at children, but I am pretty sure 21-year-old Gary Carville has her beat. Police say that on Thursday, Carville got into a fight with his girlfriend stemming from the fact that their 10-month-old puppy named “Midnight” kept waking him up with his early-morning barking. He also wasn’t happy with her stupid decision to give up smoking cigarettes and weed because, well, she’s pregnant. After smashing his bong and cutting his hand, Carville grabbed his woman by the throat while punching his girlfriend’s mother a couple times when she tried to intervene. But he wasn’t done yet. Carville then took Midnight and tossed his ass off a bridge and into the South Platte River. The police report has the girlfriend stating she saw the dog “flip” out of Carville’s hands as they drove over the river, and then she “heard it splash.” She added that when they went back over the bridge they saw the puppy trying to swim, but sadly no one has seen the dog since.…

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