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Missing Girl Scout Cookies Leads To Beat Down

February 22, 2011 at 2:24 am by  

Naples, FL — Hersha Howard was arrested on assault charges early Sunday morning after reportedly beating another woman’s ass over a box of Girl Scout cookies. But these weren’t just any Girl Scout cookies, Demonites…we’re talking Thin Mints!

Police say Howard entered her roommate’s bedroom that morning and accused the sleeping woman of eating her cookies. The victim denied it, claiming she fed the cookies to Howard’s kids who were up, and hungry, at 1 a.m. She then reportedly offered to pay Howard $10 for the cookies. Apparently in no mood to haggle, Howard refused the cash and got busy with the bitch slappin’.

As the two struggled, the victim’s husband managed to pry Howard off his wife, allowing the alleged cookie thief to escape the bedroom. Armed with a pair of scissors, police say Howard chased after the woman, following her down the stairs in a “threatening manner.” She soon traded the scissors for a board and commenced to beating the woman with it.

The fight spilled into the kitchen, where the victim’s husband intervened once again.…

News Crew Attacked By Angry Mob Of Mourners

February 21, 2011 at 2:59 pm by  

Sacramento, CA — Want to see what happens when a news crew intrudes on an impromptu memorial for a man who got killed in an IHOP parking lot? You’re in luck. The following is raw video of some angry mourners attacking reporter John Lobertini and photographer Rebecca Little yesterday as they, along with other news crews, were covering the shooting death of a 27-year-old man earlier that day.

Not really a vicious attack, but had it not been for some level heads you could see how that could have turned out a lot worse than it did. John Lobertini really needs to go take some fighting classes or something. The way he wielded that microphone reminded me of the way some little girls throw when playing softball.…

Houston, TX — Christopher Harding, 23, stands accused of physically assaulting his disabled mother and running off with her dentures.

Police say the incident occurred at his mother’s home earlier this month. According to Harding’s mother, Mettie Cartwright, the man grabbed her by the throat, pushed her to the ground, punched her in the face and applied painful pressure to her neck with his hand. She told police that her son held her neck so tight she had trouble breathing.

While he had her down on the ground, he reportedly used his free hand to reach inside the woman’s mouth and yank out her upper plate. Harding then fled the home with the teeth. Police said a witness was able to back up the woman’s claim.

Harding was arrested, charged with injury to a disabled person and is currently being held in the Harris County Jail without bond.

You just can’t make this shit up….…

Yorktown, NY — I’ve shared stories in the past of people beating their parents and grandparents, but lo and behold some people go even further up the family tree. Let’s take 26-year-old Lisa Slater, for example.

During a domestic dispute with her 81-year-old great-grandmother, Slater reportedly grabbed the elderly woman by the hair and slapped her across the face. Then, in an attempt to prevent her from calling the police, she pulled the phone off the wall and took the victim’s cell phone away. (I know, I am just as surprised as you are that an 81-year-old has a cell phone.)

Lisa Slater was arrested on Feb. 16 and transported to police headquarters. Slater is charged with second-degree attempted assault, a felony; and fourth-degree criminal mischief, a misdemeanor.  She was arraigned and remanded to the Westchester County Jail in lieu of $10,000 bail.…

Summerville, SC — How many times has this happened to you? You’re driving along and come up behind a group of kids walking down the middle of the street. No…not walking, ambling. You honk once or twice. Nothing. You rev the engine a bit. Still nothing, except for maybe a snotty look and a few choice words from one of the disrespectful little jackwagons. If you live in my neighborhood, you may even get a peek at the punks shit-stained boxers as he drops his saggin’ pants a few more inches down his butt.

If you’re anything like me, you imagine hitting the gas and sending the little fuckers flying right outta their baggy-ass jeans and into the ditch. If you’re anything like 34-year-old Amy Lynn Stewart, you just do it.

At about 8:30 Thursday morning, Stewart reportedly found herself behind one of those ambling roadblocks as a group of middle schoolers made their way to school. Though she honked her horn several times, the kids refused to yield. Sooo, police say she plowed through the group, hitting four of ’em: one 14-year-old, two 13-year-olds, and one 12-year-old.…

Lincoln, NE — When Kristin Renee-Walz’s husband showed up in the emergency room Friday night with knife wounds to his elbow, forearm and knee, he reportedly told medical personnel that he was a sleep-eater and must have injured himself while sleep-slicing himself a piece of cake. It could happen, right?

Wrong. Police didn’t buy the flimsy excuse and arrested Renee-Walz. Authorities seem to believe the woman armed herself with a KA-BAR knife with a 5″ blade and proceeded to get stabby after hubby refused to take her out. She ultimately left a deep, 2-inch cut on hubby’s right elbow as well as 1 1/2-inch cuts to his forearm and knee. Weird….she doesn’t look crazy. oO

Renee-Walz, 40, was arrested Saturday on suspicion of second-degree domestic assault and use of a weapon to commit a felony.…

Brooklyn, New York — A 27-year-old Wisconsin woman told police she answered an apartment ad she saw on Craigslist and wound up being held captive as a sex slave in Brooklyn for more than a week.

According to police, 45-year-old John Hopkins told the woman that if she cooked and cleaned for him, she could stay in his East Williamsburg apartment for free. He even offered to buy her a one-way plane ticket from Wisconsin to JFK Airport. It was a done deal.

This too-good-to-be-true offer ended up coming with a much higher price tag once she actually arrived at the apartment on February 4. It was then that Hopkins reportedly informed the woman that she was going to be his slave. The victim told law enforcement officials that Hopkins blindfolded her, gagged her and handcuffed her to the radiator before beating and repeatedly raping her.

Police say Hopkins forced the woman to call him “master” and let her leave only to go to work. She apparently had a job as a chef at a restaurant, and was allowed to leave the residence on at least one occasion, but returned.…

Woman Gets Forked By Boyfriend And Sister

February 16, 2011 at 3:15 am by  

Fort Collins, CO — Summoned to a mobile home on a report of a stabbing early Saturday morning, police found Bernadette Deleon, 27, bleeding from her chest and abdomen. She was transported to the hospital and found to have four different stab wounds, reportedly inflicted by Jeremy Velasquez, 30, and Michelle Aleman, 21. What was the weapon of choice for these two? A barbeque fork.

Although it is unclear why the fight broke out and which defendant actually stabbed the victim, both still remained jailed for the incident and may face significant criminal charges.

Michelle Aleman, 21, is being held on a $50,000 bond. She faces charges of first-degree assault and has a prior felony conviction, prosecutors said.

Jeremy Velasquez, 30, is being held on a $15,000 bond. He faces charges of third-degree assault and tampering with evidence and may be charged with more serious crimes.

Aleman and Deleon are sisters; deputies said they believe Velasquez is Deleon’s boyfriend. I’m not quite sure why the victim’s boyfriend and her sister would team up against her, but my mind is definitely considering a love triangle.…

Henrico, VA — 68-year-old Newton Baldwin was arrested Sunday evening after police say he assaulted his grandchildren and his wife after the kiddos pulled a peanut butter prank on him.

Baldwin was reportedly intoxicated and taking a nap when his three grandchildren, ages 13, 9 and 7, thought it would be funny to put peanut butter on the crotchety old geezer’s mouth. Police say Baldwin grew angry once he came to, and assaulted all three children before smackin’ their grandma around a bit.

Baldwin was hauled off to the pokey and charged with four misdemeanor counts of assault. Police said the four victims suffered minor injuries and did not require hospitalization.…

Duluth, MN — Stephanie Lynn Mattinas is behind bars for allegedly stabbing her sister in the face and beating her boyfriend with a baseball bat after catching the two in bed together.

Police were called to the home Tuesday afternoon on a report of two females fighting – a man who lived in the apartment below said the fight caused pictures and other items to be knocked off of his walls.

Inside the apartment, officers found broken bottles and shards of glass all over the living room floor. A bedroom door appeared to have been ripped off the hinges and Stephanie’s 24-year-old sister was found on the floor…her face covered in blood. She had a large stab wound on her left cheek with an 8-10″ piece of wood trim sticking out of her face.

The victim told police she had been beaten by her sister. Stephanie first attacked with her fists, punching her sister more than 15 times, before getting stabby with the wood trim. The woman was transported to the hospital where the wood had to be surgically removed.…

SILVER SPRING, Md. — A first grade teacher in Maryland has been arrested and charged with kicking, punching, scratching and even choking her young students.

Susan Lee Burke, 35, was removed from her classroom at Greencastle Elementary School and placed on administrative leave shortly after a 6-year-old boy reported she had choked him back in January.

When detectives interviewed Burke’s students, all of them between the ages of 6 and 7, they found eight more kids who claimed Burke had physically assaulted them in some fashion in view of the other students.

Burke has been working for the school district since 2001, but has only been at Greencastle since 2009.  She was arrested Tuesday at her home on nine counts of second-degree assault on a minor, but released from jail last night on $75,000 bond.

Her neighbors are not a bit surprised by the news. They said police have been to her house several times for domestic disturbances.

The investigation is ongoing and investigators are asking anyone with any information to contact the Family Crimes Division at 240.773.5400.…

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Well it’s official. The woman who said a grocery store employee tricked her into eating yogurt with sperm in it? Yeah, it had sperm in it.

The woman was shopping with daughter when Sunflower Market employee, 31-year-old Anthony Garcia, asked her to sample some yogurt. Once in her mouth, the woman tasted semen and immediately spit it on the floor and called police. A sample was collected and Garcia, who denied he tampered with the yogurt, was taken to jail for failing to appear on two counts of criminal sexual contact of a minor.

I was suspicious at first because I thought the only difference between yogurt and sperm was that one doesn’t hit the back of a woman’s throat at 40mph. But authorities are confirming lab tests showed that semen was found in the yogurt sample.

They are now waiting to see if DNA taken from Garcia matches the DNA that was swimming around in that poor woman’s mouth. Depending on those results, Garcia could face battery charges.…

MIDDLETOWN, Ohio – Police have charged three students after they allegedly set a fellow student’s hair on fire while on a school bus.

Police say that on Friday afternoon, 15-year-old Devin Lewis was on the bus returning home from Middletown High School when three other students began harassing him.

“I was sitting in my seat listening to music, and the kids pulled my hood and earphones out, and the one sitting next to me pulled a lighter out and held it in front of my face backing my head up,” Lewis said. “One of the people behind me took their lighter, put it up to the back of my head and lit my head on fire.”

When Lewis arrived home, his mother, Stephanie McKeehan, quickly realized something was wrong when she smelled burnt hair and then saw the damage that had been done to the back of her son’s head. Furious, she called the school and met with the school principal, Dennis Newell.

“I was ready to hunt somebody down,” McKeehan laughed.…

Summerfield, FL — 49-year-old Julien Saunders was arrested Monday morning after his 19-year-old daughter told police he pinned her down and sicced his pit bull on her during an argument.

Claiming Julien often uses the 2-year-old pit bull as a weapon when he gets into a fight, Allicia Saunders told police that after she and her father argued about the use of a space heater in her room, he held her down on the floor and allowed the dog to bite her several times. When her mother, Lyn, stepped in to pull her ex-husband off Allicia, the dog attacked her, too. Both women were transported to the hospital with bite wounds.

“The dog could have killed her if I wouldn’t have been there. God only knows how long he would have held her down there,” Lyn said. She claims she’s been bitten by the dog three times in the past. She also said she will likely have to have the dog euthanized this week.

Saunders has denied the allegations, claiming the dog is the violent one, not him.…

Lakeville, MN — Police have charged George Gonzalez with malicious punishment of a child after he allegedly threw a glass at his 14-year-old son, resulting in 20 stitches to the boy’s ear. Doctors say the injury may have ruptured his eardrum, which could cause long-term hearing loss.

Authorities spoke to the boy at the hospital early Monday morning as he was being treated for the injury. According to him, he and his father were watching a movie Sunday night when George told him to go make dinner. As the kid was slaving away in the kitchen, George was sleeping on the couch. Dinner prepared, the boy attempted to wake his father to eat…this displeased George.

Belligerent and upset, George reportedly took the bread from the fish sandwich his son had prepared and flung it down the stairs – the boy’s cell phone soon followed. George then ordered the kid to retrieve the items, which he did. As the boy was walking back upstairs, he said his father threw a glass at him.…

Cincinnati, OH — According to authorities, 27-year-old Jerome Smith, a convicted felon released from his cage just 2½ months ago, is behind bars once again – this time for repeatedly beating a pregnant woman in the head with a handgun. Not much to the story, but the mugshot is awesome. Want more info? Read on at cincinnati.com. In the meantime, I’m gonna sit here and see if I can find Waldo.

Hesperia, California — Jerry Wayne Baker doesn’t want to pay rent. In fact, when his 73-year-old mother asked him to begin paying for the roof over his head, Baker made sure his mother knew he was not going to pay her a penny.

According to police, the 50-year-old man brutally beat his elderly mother with a flashlight. He seemed to focus the beatings on her arms and then threatened to break her hands so she could no longer play the piano. During the attack, police say he also tried to choke the woman.

Baker was arrested on Wednesday morning on suspicion of elder abuse and making terrorist threats after deputies were called out to St. Mary Medical Center on Tuesday night where the victim was recovering from the alleged beating.

Baker may get his wish: he won’t have to pay rent in jail… at least not a monetary value anyway.…

Newport Township, PA — A woman told police her boyfriend beat her with an alarm clock and a couple of folding chairs last week because she didn’t ask for permission to use the restroom.

Jarrett Edmonds apparently became “enraged” when the brazen woman dared to use the facilities without getting the nod of approval from his holiness. The girlfriend told police Edmonds beat her with a digital alarm clock before switching it up and arming himself with the chairs. He repeatedly struck the woman in the head, face and torso.

She went on to tell investigators that Edmonds held her hostage in the home for nearly an hour, denying her request to leave or call an ambulance. At some point, he reportedly tried to force the woman to stand outside naked just to embarrass her. Edmonds eventually relented and allowed the woman to go to a friend’s house to call 911.

The woman was left with various bumps and bruises, deep lacerations to her head and a broken nose. Two bloodied folding chairs and an alarm clock found at the scene were bagged and tagged as evidence.…