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Festus, MO- On June 5, three bail bondsmen who worked for a Festus bond company, F & N Bail Bonds, picked up a man at a home in St. Louis. The bondsmen were 33-year old Sean Baker, 28-year old Kevin Ritrovato, and 18-year old Shawn Boyer. The man they picked up was wanted on a probation violation and for jumping bail on a theft charge. The man said he went willingly with the bondsmen, but that Boyer hit him with a half-full bottle of water in the face while driving to Jefferson County. When they arrived at the bond office, Baker allegedly threatened to rape the man while Ritrovato and Boyer laughed and made jokes. The man begged them not to do anything to him. Baker allegedly then ordered the handcuffed man to drop his pants while he wiped Mace onto a white cloth. Baker supposedly then rubbed the cloth under the man’s eyes and on his genitals. A few minutes later, Baker wiped more Mace on the man’s genitals before returning with a warm washcloth and applying it to the man’s genitals.…

Upper Darby, PA - His name is Gerald Kelly. He is a 60-year-old, 6′ 2″, 200lb crossing guard at Drexel Hill Middle School. Since last October, he has been taunted by some smart-ass 14-year-old kid. According to police, the lippy teen repeatedly called Kelly “fatso” and “fat man.” (Something tells me this is the kind of kid who sits in the back of the school bus and flips ya off before he yanks his pants down and smooshes his ass up against the window). Kelly tolerated the verbal abuse throughout the school year, but when he walked out of the pharmacy last week and spotted the mouthy teen, he lost his cool. The kid may or may not have started running his mouth again – no one knows for sure. Regardless, the teen got his ass handed to him by one very agitated crossing guard. In front of several adult witnesses, Kelly allegedly kicked the kid, knocking him to the ground, and placed one man-sized foot on the kid’s chest and throat.…

ROCK HILL, S.C. – A woman is currently in jail charged with beating a teen girl and trying to sell her for drugs. A teen told police that she rode with 32-year-old Nikisha Lewis, rumored to be her mother, to visit friends. While there she was allowed to drink alcohol and fell asleep after drinking a couple wine coolers. She woke up to Lewis, possibly drunk and high, physically attacking her and leaving bruises and scrapes all over the girl’s body. Another man took the teen at the home and revealed that while she was asleep, Lewis had tried to sell her for some crack. The girl asked the man to take her to police where she reported the incident and showed them bruises and scrapes on her face, head, knees, hands, elbows, legs and arms. Lewis now sits in jail on $10,000 bond, charged with charges of assault and unlawful neglect. The teen is now in the care of the Department of Social Service. Some of the comments on the news articles state the girl is actually Nikisha’s daughter.…

It’s Time For The Adams Family Feud!

June 30, 2010 at 7:43 am by  

Bolingbrook, Illinois – Cmdr, Officer Denny Hess tells the sad tale of the Adams family feud. Four people were arrested after an altercation between two families that have been at odds for the last 15 years. Officer Hess was called to the scene only to find a dozen people breaking out the fisticuffs instead of drum circles and peace pipes. Last week Valecia Adams, 31, struck another woman in the face. On Wednesday, Adams was seen at the store by a 17yr old associated with the bitch-slappin’ incident and that’s when things started to get frisky. Fists were thrown and the 17 year old ran home. Adams, unhappy with the tussle, wrangled together kin and her peoples, some bats and pipes and headed to the teen’s apartment to whoop his butt. The residents of the apartment gathered some weapons to arm themselves while Adams’ herd taunted him to come out. The posse kicked in the door and the fur went flyin’. The cops arrived to find an 11yr old who had been struck in the head and 12 people scraping away.…

Armando Cano Rocks Out With His Jock Out

June 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm by  

???????Cheyenne, Wyoming – Motorists began calling police regarding Armando Cano, 26, as he drove recklessly on I-80 and veered  off the road, got out of his car and began fighting with good samaritans who went to check on him.

While initial reports of a butt-nekkid  man driving recklessly on I-80 came in, Can started ramming couple’s car before getting inside another motorist’s vehicle and started shooting through the windows with the handy 9mm he found inside. Cano then got back into his car and took off in pursuit of  the couple he  rammed who were trying to drive away. Eventually, stopped his car, got out and proceeded to take  a naked siesta in the middle of I-80. After a much needed rest, Cano threw an object at a passing vehicle shattering the driver’s window. One driver stopped to help Cano and was repaid with a stab to the leg with an unknown object. As a crowd of stopped, motorists grew.   Like a crazy man, Cano  then used a pipe to start cracking windshields.…

Independence, MO – Every now and then Jaded will call me up to inform me that she has a story I might like. This usually involves teens, teachers or trashy women. But this one involved a woman beating another woman to death with a vodka bottle because the victim shit on her couch. I let out an incredulous chuckle before reading the story at the link she gave me. Instead of reading something ridiculous, the details revealed a very sad story of a woman who died a cruel death at the hands of a sociopath. Police say that 31-year-old Suliana Tonga and possibly some others, kept 54-year-old Jennifer L. McGinty prisoner in their apartment so they could use her car and steal her money. After McGinty urinated and defecated on a couch in the apartment, Tonga admitted to using a gallon bottle full of vodka to strike the woman over the head 8 or 9 times. In the days after the beating, McGinty’s condition deteriorated rapidly to the point she couldn’t eat or drink.…

Fort Walton Beach, FL - No names on this one, but after posting the story about the booby-biter, I felt a story about a crazy ass teenager would kind of balance things out. According to police, a 15-year-old girl was placed under arrest yesterday after she reportedly bashed her father’s face in with a frying pan. When police arrived at the home, they found the bloodied man lying on the kitchen floor and the teen in the bathroom washing her father’s blood off her hands. When asked what happened, the man said, “I fell down. I don’t want her to get into trouble.” When the teen was questioned, she told officers she and her dad had been arguing about her disobeying the rules. I guess she had snuck out of the house the night before and dad took issue with that. She said that when her dad started yelling at her, she picked up the frying pan and smacked him in the face. She initially said she hit him two or three times, but that later changed to six or seven times.…

Las Vegas, NV – It was just last week that Flaming Fox posted the story about Edrena Kay King – a woman accused of smacking her teen daughter around and biting her on the breast during a knock-down, drag-out fight with the girl. I never would’a guessed that we would have another booby-biting momma gracing the pages of our illustrious website. But wouldn’t you fucking know it, we do. Seriously, I hope this doesn’t become a trend. Ranay Collins is accused of beating the snot out of her 16-year-old daughter with a cane before biting her in the tit – all because the kid was late with her share of the rent. Police allege that Ranay caned the teen on the back of the head and on the back, slapped her across the face with an open hand and bit her boob. Ranay allegedly hit the kid so hard the cane broke. According to the arrest report, when the cops showed up, Ranay was screaming, “That [bleep] owes me $50.00 for rent,” and “I’m going to kill that [bleep].

Myrtle Beach, SC – A 58-year-old man was trying to get a little shut-eye the other night, but was finding it a bit difficult to do because his roommate, 40-year-old Russell Willis Shepherd Jr., was loudly banging a homeless woman. The older man got sick of listening to it and asked Sheperd to keep it down. This request was met with Sheperd jumping out of bed and stabbing the man in the hand. Sheperd was later arrested and charged with second degree assault and battery. You know I feel for the victim, I really do. But there have been multiple occasions where I have found myself balls deep inside the stinking vagina of a homeless woman, my tongue snaking in between her missing teeth, her wine-laden breath hitting me in the face like a steaming pile of garbage while the meth sores on her face crack open with every cry of pleasure she makes. Not once did my parents ever say “Dear, could you please get your guest off the dining room table, we are trying to enjoy a family dinner.” Wanna know why?…

Harrisburg, PA – I love fast food drive thru stories. A recent one that made the news involved a Burger King employee and a 59-year-old customer. After placing his order at the drive thru, a customer asked for the prices to be shown on the screen. Seems like a perfectly reasonable request but the BK employee, 35-year-old Michael White, didn’t think so and refused. The customer got angry and called White a derogatory name. What that name was I have no idea, but it was enough to get White pretty pissed. White removed his headset and walked out of the store, telling his manager to go ahead and clock him out. He then proceeded to walk to the customer’s car, punch him in the face and toss a soda on him before fleeing the area. White is now looking at simple assault charges and I am guessing the customer will be a bit more careful with the name-slinging. Anyone with information on Michael White’s whereabouts are asked to contact the Lower Paxton Township Police at 717-724-8317 or Crimestoppers at (800) 262-3080.…

CINCINNATI - The attorney for a woman accused of trying to murder her husband told the court that she had simply become overwhelmed. Mary Bryant, 66, had been taking care of Everett Bryant for many years after he suffered a stroke. Earlier this month Bryant attempted to kill herself after stabbing her husband in the head several times, hitting him with a lamp and then trying to smother him with a pillow. For reasons I do not know, she was not charged with attempted murder, but rather domestic violence and felonious assault. She has been released on her own recognizance, but will remain under house arrest. Everett is recovering from his injuries…which I assume is like putting air back in the tire of a totaled car or something. What really got me about this story wasn’t even the story itself. It was a comment left by someone about the story. “I would welcome her actions and consider it a blessing. I am almost in the same state and would welcome a way out of whats left of my life,” they posted.…

Atlanta, Georgia – What initially started out as a 911 call involving a 12-year-old boy suffering from a heat stroke turned into something far more horrific, with the boy’s sister and her boyfriend charged with his murder. Police say that Omar Pitts and Sabrina Powell were attempting to punish the boy Thursday afternoon by making him stand outside the Camelot apartments holding a paint bucket. After some time, the boy collapsed, never to regain consciousness, dying after being transported to South Fulton Medical Center. But the medical examiner’s findings did not point to death by heat stroke. His findings were that the boy died a violent death. So what happened to this kid? How did he die? Well it wont be a mystery it seems, as his death was captured on videotape by a neighbor. Hakim Deen told the AJC he videotaped the assault from an upstairs window. “He was just kicking the boy, kicking the boy up in the head,”  Deen said. “Eight or nine times, he kicked him.…

CLOVIS, N.M. - Last year, Special2bme posted a story about Joey Maes in our forums, a man who was arrested on aggravated burglary and aggravated battery charges after he bit off part of a man’s nose. Police say that back in April of last year, he was attending a family barbecue when he was asked to leave after he got into an argument with another guest. He returned later, kicking in the door and grabbing a knife. After threatening people with it, three men tried to subdue him. One of the men, Gilbert Aburto, lost the tip of his nose in the process after Maes bit it off. “I had him pinned and I had the knife in one hand and I had him by the head in the other hand. You know, he looked at me just like you’re going to kiss someone mouth to mouth,” said Aburto. “Then he went straight to my nose, scraped down and bit. It was surprising that he did that.” Police found the tip of his nose on the kitchen counter and collected it as evidence.…

Louisville, KY - I know Morbid had this one in yesterday’s Daily Bites, but I felt the douchebags deserved an entire write-up. According to police, Camron Mosby, 3, found himself in the middle of a heated argument between his mother and her boyfriend(?) late Tuesday night and paid a heavy price for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It’s been reported that LaQuisha Mosby, 28, and Shawn Martin, 34, were involved in some sort of domestic altercation when a .45 caliber gun was brought into the mix. A single shot was fired and pierced Camron’s shoulder. The bullet exited his body and then ricocheted back into his side. Rather than dialing 911 immediately, LaQuisha and Shawn reportedly spent the next two hours attempting to hide the evidence. According to police, LaQuisha made sure Shawn fled the scene before an ambulance was called. Awww…she didn’t want her man to get in trouble. How fucking sweet! An anonymous tipster did what LaQuisha should have done in the first place and alerted authorities to Shawn’s location.…

Brookline, MA — On June 11, a police officer was monitoring Larz Anderson Park when he noticed a man walking his dog. When the man’s dog allegedly crapped on the grass and the man did not pick up after it, the officer approached him and told the man he needed to pick up after his pet. The man said he would, but ended up leaving the park several minutes later without scooping the poop. Not willing to let the shit fly, the officer followed the man to his home, got out of his car and told him he would be issuing a citation because he didn’t wrap the crap. A little while later, the officer was waiting at a red light when a black car pulled up next to the officer. A man got out of the car and began banging on the officer’s window. The officer immediately recognized the man as the dookie-dodger from earlier, 59-year old David Maurer, and in Maurer’s hands was a prized bag of dog feces.…

Ryan Costello Broke His Son. A Lot.

June 16, 2010 at 8:32 am by  

Fort Myers, FL - According to authorities, Ryan Costello and Whitney Simonson dropped their two young children off with relatives Saturday night and headed out to a club. Later that evening, Ryan returned to the relative’s home, alone, and picked up the children. Ryan’s mother later told investigators that when he picked up the boys, he appeared “visibly shaken and emotional.” At about 2:00 a.m., Whitney returned home from the club with a male friend named Vadam Manafov. And at that point, the proverbial shit hit the proverbial fan. So far, we are only hearing one side of the story, and it’s coming from Whitney. According to her, a fight broke out shortly after she and Vadam made their entrance. Vadam was briefly involved in the fight, but soon left – leaving Whitney and Ryan behind. Whitney said Ryan then beat her until she faked unconsciousness. Dude must not pack much of a punch, ’cause I’m not seeing any bruising on her face. Anyway, because she played possum so well, Ryan left her alone and made his way upstairs.…

Port St. Lucie, FL – Responding to an alarm at the Kiddie Academy daycare facility early Sunday morning, officers spotted a man walking out the back door of the residence armed with a broom and other miscellaneous items. When dude noticed the cops were blocking his exit, he scurried back into the building and attempted to lock the officers out. No such luck. As an officer approached, the man, later identified as 38-year-old Harold Caswell III, took a swing with the broom and hit one of the officers square in the chest. At that point, it was ON! In the midst of the melee, Mr. Caswell bonked his head and shat his pants. Officers were able to get the shitter under control with the help of a Taser gun. When asked what the hell he was doing, Caswell told officers he was in the building because he wanted to speak with someone about enrolling his daughter in the center. A search of his backpack, though, revealed his true intentions that morning – he was there for the puppets.…

SURPRISE, Ariz. - Police received a phone call from an 11-year-old boy who informed them that his mother was packing to go to California to be a stripper, and that she was not taking him or his 6-year-old brother with her. When police arrived the boy’s mother, 29-year-old Christina Muniz, came outside and informed them that she was “sick of her children” and wanted the police to take them so she can “have fun and play.” By “fun and play” she means following her dream of becoming a stripper. The boy told officers that he took care of himself and his little brother and that Muniz used all of the money she made buying alcohol instead of food. Muniz reportedly cursed at her children in front of the officers and CPS employees, telling the boys she no longer wanted them. Now if none of that makes you angry, get this. As CPS was removing the brothers, the older boy tried to hug his mother. She responded by punching him in the stomach.…