Girl, 17, Charged With Raping 19-Year-Old Man At Knife PointMan Stabs Friend To Death After Fight Over Video GamePolice Looking For Man Who Killed Rival With Motorcycle Helmet Inside WalmartFour In Custody After Torture Of Man Live-Streamed On FacebookMan Accused Of Using Syringe To Spray His Semen On Women Inside Ohio WalmartMom Helped Boyfriend Rape, Dismember Her Adopted Teenage DaughterWoman Shot Twice By Police After She Fatally Shot Husband, Two DaughtersMan Charged With Murder After Setting Estranged Wife, Stepson On FireMan Beaten With Piece Of Firewood After Breaking Into ApartmentRussian Teen Used Axe To Hack Entire Family To Death Inside Their Home

Boulder, CO — Not a lot of punch to this one, but because dude supposedly used a skateboard as a weapon, I want to give him his well-deserved 15 minutes of shame.

According to police, 19-year-old Stephen Edward Siebold attacked his 21-year-old girlfriend Wednesday night after she refused to buy him beer. He allegedly bit the woman’s hand, hit her in the head, attempted to strangle her and knocked her upside the head with a skateboard. Police believe Siebold was under the influence of narcotics at the time of the attack.

Though he had already fled by the time police arrived, they managed to track him down later that evening and cage him like the animal he is. Siebold was arrested on suspicion of second-degree assault, attempted sexual assault, obstruction of telephone service and domestic violence.…

Lake Ridge, VA — Police have charged 40-year-old Tyree Alexander with aggravated malicious wounding in a throat slashing incident that happened early Thursday morning.

Police say Alexander was out shoveling snow at about 4:20 a.m., when he was hit by a snowball thrown by an unidentified 23-year-old male. At that point, it was on. Alexander confronted the man and a fight ensued. As the fight progressed, Alexander reportedly pulled out a box cutter and slashed the other man’s throat – effectively ending the battle. Police say another fight broke out when the victim’s family confronted Alexander, but no other injuries were reported.

The younger man was flown to an area hospital with life-threatening injuries, but has since improved and is expected to survive. Alexander is being held without bond pending a March 7 court date.…

Phoenix, AZ — Police say an 11-year-old girl was severely and brutally beaten by a family member just moments after being sexually assaulted by that family member’s friend. Arrested was 34-year-old Jon Gary – a man police say has raised the child since she was an infant.

According to authorities, Gary witnessed his adult friend sexually assaulting the child on January 10. The friend accused of molesting the child later told police that Gary ordered the girl into her room and hit him once before retreating to the kid’s bedroom to kick her ass. The alleged rapist told police he left the home after Gary pointed a gun at him.

The victim, who ultimately spent 6 days in ICU, doesn’t remember anything before the beating other than drinking some “some soda that tasted funny.” She does remember Gary kicking, punching and stomping her until she lost consciousness. She was hospitalized with a liver laceration, a right adrenal gland hemorrhage, an acute 11th rib fracture, a concussion, an acute vaginal injury, and multiple bruises.…

Cherokee County, GA — The barely legal cutie to the left is 18-year-old Jeremiah Gossett – he was taken into custody early Wednesday morning after reportedly stabbing his best friend in the neck while attempting to hypnotize him.

According to police, Gossett and his friend, 19-year-old James Stanley, had been hanging out, drinking and smoking pot, when Gossett asked Stanley if he could hypnotize him. Stanley agreed to play along and closed his eyes in preparation. Right about then, he felt a sharp pain in his neck. Stanley told investigators he opened his eyes and saw Gossett holding a knife.

Gossett didn’t stick around long after that – police said he ran from the residence and attempted to kill himself by slashing his wrists with the same knife. He failed to do much damage…both men were transported to the hospital with minor injuries.

Gossett was arrested after being released from the hospital, charged with aggravated assault, and is currently in custody on $22,200 bond. With those looks, the kid had better keep a real tight hold on the soap……

VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. –– A woman is in jail facing assault in the first degree charges after being accused of using her car to run over her cousin twice following an argument over a man.

Police say that after watching a Jets game at a bar, 20-year-old Melanie Spanopoulos and her 21-year-old cousin, Giselle Penagos, got into a physical fight while headed home when Penagos admitted she had “friend requested” a guy on Facebook who Spanopoulos was interested in. This led to Spanopoulos pulling her minivan over where the two ended up on the ground fighting.

Spanopoulos eventually got back behind the wheel and instructed her cousin to get back inside. When her cousin refused to do so, Spanopoulos displayed a level of psychotic rage on the level of Jaded finding someone drank her bottle of Wild Rasberry Boone’s Farm and drove her vehicle into Penagos, knocking her to the ground.

But Spanopolous wasn’t quite finished. Displaying a level of psychotic rage on the level of Jaded finding someone drank her bottle of Wild Rasberry Boone’s Farm and had eaten her bag of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, she threw the car in reverse and backed over Penagos.…

Man Accused Of Forkin’ Another Man In The Eye

January 26, 2011 at 6:05 am by  

Fort Myers Beach, FL — Oren Turner, 53, is facing charges for allegedly stabbing another man in the eye with a fork earlier this month.

Police say Turner and the victim, Robert McEwen, had been involved in a physical altercation at the Shrimp Docks restaurant on January 12, and Turner apparently got his ass handed to him. Upset at losing the battle, Turner fled the eatery and went home to arm himself. His weapon of choice…a fork. As he was leaving the home, Turner reportedly told his roommate that he intended to stab McEwen with the fork because he beat him up.

As McEwen and a lady friend were walking past her residence at the Sunnyland Mobile Home Park, Turner approached with his fork and planted it squarely in McEwen’s eyeball. The victim was transported to the hospital with a ruptured globe, a tear in the outer surface of the eyeball, and later underwent surgery to repair the damage.

Turner was arrested late last week and charged with felony battery. Thanks, Dakota!…

Soledad, CA — Police say 31-year-old Fernando Solano Jr., a repeat domestic violence offender, is back behind bars after beating his girlfriend unconscious and punching his 18-month-old child in the face.

Police were called to the girlfriend’s home Sunday evening where they were told by the woman that Solano, her baby’s father, had knocked her around outside of her apartment before dragging her inside where he kicked and choked her into unconsciousness. He reportedly slashed the woman’s face with a knife, as well. After he was through with the girlfriend, Solano allegedly punched his kiddo in the face multiple times, leaving the kid with a bloody nose and an assortment of bruises.

Though Solano had already fled the scene before police arrived, they soon got a phone call from a concerned citizen at a nearby bowling alley. This person called to report a suspicious person acting all suspicious and stuff while sweating profusely. That nervous man was Solano – he was arrested and booked on several felony charges including attempted murder, domestic violence, violation of a restraining order and child endangerment.…

Bartlesville, OK — When police asked 22-year-old Christopher Conner why he bit a pregnant woman during a domestic altercation Sunday afternoon, he reportedly replied, “Because you can’t hit a woman.” Heh…makes sense to me.

Police responded to the Budget Inn last Sunday after receiving a report of a domestic disturbance in progress. After making contact with Conner, they had a talk with the alleged victim, a woman about 6 months along in her pregnancy. She told police an argument about a telephone call progressed into a screaming match between herself and Conner, and at some point, he threw her down on the bed and tried to muffle her screams with his hand before chomping down. She then showed an officer a very distinct bite mark Conner had left behind on her shoulder during the tussle.

Conner admitted to biting the woman, but said he only did so because he couldn’t hit a chick. He’s now being held on $5,000 bond, charged with domestic assault. After Conner was taken into custody and removed from the room, officers found a clear plastic bag containing seven plastic bags of marijuana – about 38 grams worth – where Conner was sitting.…

Hawthorne, CA — This is quite possibly one of the weirdest stories I have ever come across in my time here at the Dreamin’ Demon. It all started Wednesday evening with your average jaywalking pedestrian hit-and-run…

An unidentified male was crossing a busy stretch of Crenshaw Boulevard near the Century Freeway at about 9:30 p.m., when he was hit by a gray or white minivan. Just moments later, the already injured man was ran over again by a second vehicle. Neither driver bothered to stop. One of several good Samaritans who ran to help the injured man attempted to stop traffic and she ended up getting ran over by yet another motorist. This time, however, the driver did stop to check on the woman and render assistance. And then it gets a little weird…

As the man exited his vehicle, he was attacked by a mob of bystanders. They reportedly roughed him up a bit and stole his cell phone. Beaten and in fear for his life, he was able to get back into his vehicle and drive away.…

Police: Slumlord Beats Tenant With Shovel

January 21, 2011 at 12:11 pm by  

San Francisco, California — When dealing with a slum lord, it’s probably best to pay your rent in a timely fashion. Although I can’t find much on this story yet, it looks like a tenant got quite the beating when he couldn’t pay up.

The alleged slum lord showed up at the tenant’s house Wednesday afternoon with a gang of thugs and a shovel. The group then carried out a vicious beating on the tenant.  When cops arrived at the tenant’s apartment, they saw the victim “covered in blood”. The victim informed the cops that the landlord showed up with five others and they beat him with a shovel. A nearby witness confirmed the victim’s account.

After a brief manhunt, cops were able to contact the suspect on the phone and arranged to meet him. The landlord then showed up at the police station on his own. Police arrested him and one other suspect and booked them on charges of assault with a deadly weapon. The victim is still recovering in the hospital and is expected to survive, police said.…

Panama City Beach, FL — Pamela Higgins, 48, was arrested Monday afternoon and booked on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after she allegedly attacked her mother with a machete while high on bath salts.

Yes…bath salts. We ain’t talkin’ Calgon or Mr. Bubble – these bath salts are sold at truck stops, tattoo parlors and head shops, and have names like Ivory Snow, Bliss, Vanilla Sky and Blue Silk. These bath salts contain MDPV or mephedrone, stimulants that can cause rapid heart rates, seizures and hallucinations. These bath salts produce the same feelings of euphoria experienced by users of cocaine and amphetamines, and at higher doses can cause panic attacks and psychosis. Some say the high last for days and the lows are extremely low. And apparently the stuff will make ya batshit crazy.

Carolyn Ullery told police she was just sitting in her bedroom watching TV Monday afternoon when Pamela came through the door swingin’ a machete. “You ain’t dead yet?” Pamela asked. “She was trying to kill me,” the 71-year-old woman said.…

Jacksonville, North Carolina — Martha A. Martin, 55, was in court yesterday on charges of assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, assault on a handicapped person and interfering with an emergency communication.

Jacksonville Police allege the woman hit her mother in the head with a hammer, and then disconnected the telephone when she tried to call 911. Jacksonville Police responded to a domestic dispute at the Decatur Road home at 5:53 p.m. and then returned at 8:23 p.m. when Pilar Martin’s call was disconnected, JPD spokeswoman Beth Purcell said. “We have been there several times, and they haven’t followed through at the magistrate’s office,” Purcell said.

The 83-year-old victim, Pilar Martin was taken to the hospital Tuesday with serious injuries and has since been released. Martin is being held in the Onslow County Jail on a $50,000 bond. I’d really like to know what that argument was about.…

Punta Gorda, Florida — Jerome Nubin has been charged with sexual battery on a 12-year-old, aggravated assault, kidnapping and domestic battery after an incident that happened Wednesday morning.

Police say the 32-year-old man forced his girlfriend to watch him sexually assault her 12-year-old daughter three times. Prior to assaulting the child, Nubin allegedly slapped and punched the mother and threatened both the mother and child with a baseball bat. The child’s grandfather is the one who actually contacted the sheriff’s office. He indicated that Nubin threatened him with a bat and threw bricks, a child’s scooter and a lamp at him.

The child told detectives that Nubin sexually battered her while she was in her mother’s bedroom with her mother present. Detectives said the child and the mother were held against their will by Nubin, who used verbal threats and a baseball bat. According to the press release, Nubin told the girl to take her clothes off or he would cut her throat. He then raped her three times.

Nubin is being held in the Charlotte County Jail without bond.…

Marc Higgins Is Sensitive About His Flatulence

January 19, 2011 at 6:22 am by  

Bristol, CT — Marc Higgins, 21, is being held on murder and assault charges after police say he stabbed four random people at a party over the weekend because a woman at the party supposedly made a stink about his anal emissions.

According to authorities, an intoxicated Higgins “was farting throughout the evening” Saturday, prompting a female partygoer to slap him. Embarrassed and enraged, Higgings reportedly stormed out of the apartment, only to return about 45 minutes later armed with three knives. Police say Higgins didn’t specifically target anyone, but just started lashing out at those unfortunate enough to be within stabbing distance.

Though authorities claim several people were attacked, only four required medical attention. Fellow partygoers Sandra Ranger, 18, David Klett, 19, and Tyler Basso, 18, were all treated for their injuries and released. A man Higgins considered a friend, 21-year-old Matthew Walton, wasn’t so lucky – he was pronounced dead at the hospital. Higgins fled from the scene after all the pokin’, but turned himself in a few hours later.…

Bozeman, MT– It seems like there has been a lot of stabby, crabby people this month and it makes me glad I choose to hibernate during Winter. Deputies responded to the home of 52-year old Kimberly Parac-Kesler last Wednesday night after receiving a report of an assault. The officers found Kimberly in her home “visibly intoxicated, emotionally charged and alternated between being angry and crying sorrowfully.” Kimberly told the officers that she and her disabled husband, whom she provides care for, had been arguing after returning from a bar. Sometime during the argument, Kimberly picked up a hatchet and whacked her husband in the head with it. The blow left a rather large laceration in the poor guy’s noggin. Court documents state Kimberly’s husband was seated when she struck him and there was no physical contact prior to the assault. Kimberly Parac-Kesler, who is also disabled, was charged with assault with a weapon. Her bail was set at $10,000.…

Fergus Falls, MN — Timothy Peterson, a self-described medicine man and soul collector, was charged with attempted murder after he reportedly tried to stab his neighbor to death in order to steal his soul.

Ivan Mallas, owner of the soul in question, told police Peterson, armed with a Bowie knife and a Coke bottle containing alcohol, showed up at his house early Sunday morning and declared he was there to kill him. When Mallas inquired as to why he had to die, Peterson reportedly responded, “Because I own your soul.” Oh, well in that case….

Peterson then commenced to gettin’ stabby…starting with Mallas’ toes. “He started stabbing that knife in between my feet; closer and closer, and I didn’t move,” said Mallas. He said Peterson was chanting, calling himself a “medicine man” and a “soul collector.” Peterson reportedly told him he’d already killed 13 people. Once Mallas started resisting, Peterson gave up on the toes and moved forward to the man’s head, threatening to scalp him. Mallas grabbed hold of the knife and the two began struggling.…

Kent, WA — On December 17th, Gordon McWhirter woke up in the middle of the night after hearing a noise. In his robe and slippers he went to investigate and discovered someone was trying to steal the family’s 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Another resident of the apartment complex called 911 and reported that a naked man was outside yelling. When police arrived they discovered McWhirter unconscious and naked, with only one slipper on. What happened to his bathrobe? Well, while McWhirter was in a coma for several weeks and suffering from broken bones, a cut spleen and serious injuries to his foot after being dragged, 21-year-old Harold Clayton Donald was home celebrating an early Christmas with his mother. Guess what this thoughtful guy did for an early Christmas present for the woman who gave birth to him… He gave her the victim’s bloody robe. It’s the thought that counts, right? The bathrobe was green and had a large cat image on the back, which made it easily identifiable by the victim’s wife.…

Kansas City, MO — An unidentified woman was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Monday night after police were told she shot her husband in the penis with his own handgun. The unidentified victim, a 50-year-old man, was preparing to drive himself to the hospital when police showed up. He told the responding officers that he had been in the bedroom showing his gun off to the wife while demonstrating how to use the safety. The husband said that as the wife was practicing using the safety, she accidentally fired the weapon, sending hot lead directly into his baby maker. However, a witness reported hearing the couple arguing in the kitchen, with the wife telling the husband, “If you don’t give me my card, I will shoot you.” The witness said she summoned police shortly after hearing a single gunshot. Police said they found a small amount of blood on the floor, but didn’t specify which room. After checking out the man’s injuries, police arrested the 42-year-old wife.…