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Hawthorne, CA — This is quite possibly one of the weirdest stories I have ever come across in my time here at the Dreamin’ Demon. It all started Wednesday evening with your average jaywalking pedestrian hit-and-run…

An unidentified male was crossing a busy stretch of Crenshaw Boulevard near the Century Freeway at about 9:30 p.m., when he was hit by a gray or white minivan. Just moments later, the already injured man was ran over again by a second vehicle. Neither driver bothered to stop. One of several good Samaritans who ran to help the injured man attempted to stop traffic and she ended up getting ran over by yet another motorist. This time, however, the driver did stop to check on the woman and render assistance. And then it gets a little weird…

As the man exited his vehicle, he was attacked by a mob of bystanders. They reportedly roughed him up a bit and stole his cell phone. Beaten and in fear for his life, he was able to get back into his vehicle and drive away.…

Police: Slumlord Beats Tenant With Shovel

January 21, 2011 at 12:11 pm by  

San Francisco, California — When dealing with a slum lord, it’s probably best to pay your rent in a timely fashion. Although I can’t find much on this story yet, it looks like a tenant got quite the beating when he couldn’t pay up.

The alleged slum lord showed up at the tenant’s house Wednesday afternoon with a gang of thugs and a shovel. The group then carried out a vicious beating on the tenant.  When cops arrived at the tenant’s apartment, they saw the victim “covered in blood”. The victim informed the cops that the landlord showed up with five others and they beat him with a shovel. A nearby witness confirmed the victim’s account.

After a brief manhunt, cops were able to contact the suspect on the phone and arranged to meet him. The landlord then showed up at the police station on his own. Police arrested him and one other suspect and booked them on charges of assault with a deadly weapon. The victim is still recovering in the hospital and is expected to survive, police said.…

Panama City Beach, FL — Pamela Higgins, 48, was arrested Monday afternoon and booked on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after she allegedly attacked her mother with a machete while high on bath salts.

Yes…bath salts. We ain’t talkin’ Calgon or Mr. Bubble – these bath salts are sold at truck stops, tattoo parlors and head shops, and have names like Ivory Snow, Bliss, Vanilla Sky and Blue Silk. These bath salts contain MDPV or mephedrone, stimulants that can cause rapid heart rates, seizures and hallucinations. These bath salts produce the same feelings of euphoria experienced by users of cocaine and amphetamines, and at higher doses can cause panic attacks and psychosis. Some say the high last for days and the lows are extremely low. And apparently the stuff will make ya batshit crazy.

Carolyn Ullery told police she was just sitting in her bedroom watching TV Monday afternoon when Pamela came through the door swingin’ a machete. “You ain’t dead yet?” Pamela asked. “She was trying to kill me,” the 71-year-old woman said.…

Jacksonville, North Carolina — Martha A. Martin, 55, was in court yesterday on charges of assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill, assault on a handicapped person and interfering with an emergency communication.

Jacksonville Police allege the woman hit her mother in the head with a hammer, and then disconnected the telephone when she tried to call 911. Jacksonville Police responded to a domestic dispute at the Decatur Road home at 5:53 p.m. and then returned at 8:23 p.m. when Pilar Martin’s call was disconnected, JPD spokeswoman Beth Purcell said. “We have been there several times, and they haven’t followed through at the magistrate’s office,” Purcell said.

The 83-year-old victim, Pilar Martin was taken to the hospital Tuesday with serious injuries and has since been released. Martin is being held in the Onslow County Jail on a $50,000 bond. I’d really like to know what that argument was about.…

Punta Gorda, Florida — Jerome Nubin has been charged with sexual battery on a 12-year-old, aggravated assault, kidnapping and domestic battery after an incident that happened Wednesday morning.

Police say the 32-year-old man forced his girlfriend to watch him sexually assault her 12-year-old daughter three times. Prior to assaulting the child, Nubin allegedly slapped and punched the mother and threatened both the mother and child with a baseball bat. The child’s grandfather is the one who actually contacted the sheriff’s office. He indicated that Nubin threatened him with a bat and threw bricks, a child’s scooter and a lamp at him.

The child told detectives that Nubin sexually battered her while she was in her mother’s bedroom with her mother present. Detectives said the child and the mother were held against their will by Nubin, who used verbal threats and a baseball bat. According to the press release, Nubin told the girl to take her clothes off or he would cut her throat. He then raped her three times.

Nubin is being held in the Charlotte County Jail without bond.…

Marc Higgins Is Sensitive About His Flatulence

January 19, 2011 at 6:22 am by  

Bristol, CT — Marc Higgins, 21, is being held on murder and assault charges after police say he stabbed four random people at a party over the weekend because a woman at the party supposedly made a stink about his anal emissions.

According to authorities, an intoxicated Higgins “was farting throughout the evening” Saturday, prompting a female partygoer to slap him. Embarrassed and enraged, Higgings reportedly stormed out of the apartment, only to return about 45 minutes later armed with three knives. Police say Higgins didn’t specifically target anyone, but just started lashing out at those unfortunate enough to be within stabbing distance.

Though authorities claim several people were attacked, only four required medical attention. Fellow partygoers Sandra Ranger, 18, David Klett, 19, and Tyler Basso, 18, were all treated for their injuries and released. A man Higgins considered a friend, 21-year-old Matthew Walton, wasn’t so lucky – he was pronounced dead at the hospital. Higgins fled from the scene after all the pokin’, but turned himself in a few hours later.…

Bozeman, MT– It seems like there has been a lot of stabby, crabby people this month and it makes me glad I choose to hibernate during Winter. Deputies responded to the home of 52-year old Kimberly Parac-Kesler last Wednesday night after receiving a report of an assault. The officers found Kimberly in her home “visibly intoxicated, emotionally charged and alternated between being angry and crying sorrowfully.” Kimberly told the officers that she and her disabled husband, whom she provides care for, had been arguing after returning from a bar. Sometime during the argument, Kimberly picked up a hatchet and whacked her husband in the head with it. The blow left a rather large laceration in the poor guy’s noggin. Court documents state Kimberly’s husband was seated when she struck him and there was no physical contact prior to the assault. Kimberly Parac-Kesler, who is also disabled, was charged with assault with a weapon. Her bail was set at $10,000.…

Fergus Falls, MN — Timothy Peterson, a self-described medicine man and soul collector, was charged with attempted murder after he reportedly tried to stab his neighbor to death in order to steal his soul.

Ivan Mallas, owner of the soul in question, told police Peterson, armed with a Bowie knife and a Coke bottle containing alcohol, showed up at his house early Sunday morning and declared he was there to kill him. When Mallas inquired as to why he had to die, Peterson reportedly responded, “Because I own your soul.” Oh, well in that case….

Peterson then commenced to gettin’ stabby…starting with Mallas’ toes. “He started stabbing that knife in between my feet; closer and closer, and I didn’t move,” said Mallas. He said Peterson was chanting, calling himself a “medicine man” and a “soul collector.” Peterson reportedly told him he’d already killed 13 people. Once Mallas started resisting, Peterson gave up on the toes and moved forward to the man’s head, threatening to scalp him. Mallas grabbed hold of the knife and the two began struggling.…

Kent, WA — On December 17th, Gordon McWhirter woke up in the middle of the night after hearing a noise. In his robe and slippers he went to investigate and discovered someone was trying to steal the family’s 1995 Jeep Grand Cherokee. Another resident of the apartment complex called 911 and reported that a naked man was outside yelling. When police arrived they discovered McWhirter unconscious and naked, with only one slipper on. What happened to his bathrobe? Well, while McWhirter was in a coma for several weeks and suffering from broken bones, a cut spleen and serious injuries to his foot after being dragged, 21-year-old Harold Clayton Donald was home celebrating an early Christmas with his mother. Guess what this thoughtful guy did for an early Christmas present for the woman who gave birth to him… He gave her the victim’s bloody robe. It’s the thought that counts, right? The bathrobe was green and had a large cat image on the back, which made it easily identifiable by the victim’s wife.…

Kansas City, MO — An unidentified woman was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Monday night after police were told she shot her husband in the penis with his own handgun. The unidentified victim, a 50-year-old man, was preparing to drive himself to the hospital when police showed up. He told the responding officers that he had been in the bedroom showing his gun off to the wife while demonstrating how to use the safety. The husband said that as the wife was practicing using the safety, she accidentally fired the weapon, sending hot lead directly into his baby maker. However, a witness reported hearing the couple arguing in the kitchen, with the wife telling the husband, “If you don’t give me my card, I will shoot you.” The witness said she summoned police shortly after hearing a single gunshot. Police said they found a small amount of blood on the floor, but didn’t specify which room. After checking out the man’s injuries, police arrested the 42-year-old wife.…

Jamestown, NY — The crazy to the left is Jodi Gilbert – she’s been accused of stapling her boyfriend’s forehead during a domestic altercation. The man, still sportin’ a few staples in his forehead when the cops arrived, told police that he and Gilbert had been in the middle of an argument when she armed herself with the Stanley Hammer Tacker and got busy, making contact with his forehead several times. Domestic violence, whether it be man against woman or vice versa, is not a laughing matter. But damn! I gotta admit to chuckling a bit when I let that scene play out in my head – the added sound effects are the awesome! Anyway, I’m assuming that this wasn’t the first time she let some of her crazy slip out because police say the man already had an order of protection in place against her. She was arrested on charges of aggravated criminal contempt and assault, and remains behind bars awaiting arraignment. The victim was treated at the hospital and released.…

Sullivan’s Island, SC — Dr. John Cagle, a 52-year-old dentist out of Mt. Pleasant, turned himself over to authorities on Saturday after being accused of sexually assaulting an 8-year-old girl at a New Year’s Eve dinner party held at his home. Not only that, but he is also accused of sucker punching the girl’s mother when she confronted him about the alleged assault. According to police, the girl had been in another part of the home when the assault occurred. After mom heard what took place, she confronted Cagle and was rewarded with a swift punch to the kisser. Police say the child underwent a forensic interview at the Lowcountry Children’s Center and was examined at MUSC before an arrest warrant was obtained. Cagle is now facing charges of criminal sexual conduct with a minor and lewd act on a minor. And for the knuckle sandwich he served to the girl’s momma, he’s looking at assault and third-degree battery. Cagle was still behind bars on Tuesday.…

Louisville, KY — Joseph Guthrie, 40, has been charged with one count of wanton endangerment and one count of assault after police say he used a stun gun on his ex-girlfriend in an attempt to obtain a feeling of “power” over her. According to the victim, Guthrie entered her bedroom as she slept early Sunday morning, woke her and began asking her questions about their son. Once the woman was able to come to a bit, she noticed Guthrie was wearing a pair of gloves and was carrying a rag and a stun gun. As he continued to question her, he allegedly applied the stun gun several times to the woman’s arm and neck. And at some point during the questioning, he reportedly tried to strangle her. The woman later told police that the attack was so intense, she honestly thought Guthrie was going to kill her. She was somehow able to calm the freaky fuck down and end the attack. Guthrie reportedly told her he “needs help” before leaving the bedroom.…

Ocala, FL — The pleasant looking lass to the left is 29-year-old Victoria Bynes – she’s been accused of setting fire to her boyfriend’s crotch.

Police say Bynes first started searching for her boyfriend, 42-year-old Andrew Williams, over at his momma’s house, telling the woman, “Your son has some explaining to do.” Williams wasn’t there, so Bynes set off to a friend’s house.

That friend later told police that Bynes showed up at his place and immediately began fighting with Williams. After a brief verbal altercation, the friend said Bynes threw some liquid on Williams and lit him up. When police arrived on scene, Williams was found kneeling in the front yard – suffering from second- and third-degree burns to his genital area and torso.

He could not communicate with first responders because he was in what had to be tremendous pain. Still hospitalized, his present condition is unknown. Authorities found Bynes at her home. She initially denied any knowledge of the brutal attack, but later admitted to intimidating the man by holding a container of gasoline in one hand and flicking a lighter in the other.…

Hephzibah, GA — About six months ago, 91-year-old Dorothy Lockwood demanded that her 21-year-old grandson, Theodore Lockett, pack his crap and move out. At about 10:00 Saturday night, police say Lockett returned to his elderly grandmother’s home, confronted her in the living room, and proceeded to beat the life out of her with a glass coffee table. After bashing the woman in the head several times, Lockett reportedly called his mother and told her that he had just killed his grandma and she was next on his list. He then allegedly grabbed a microwave oven and assaulted Dorothy again, striking her repeatedly with the appliance. When police arrived on scene, Lockett was found inside the home and was arrested without incident. Also inside the home, a bedridden relative for whom Lockwood was caring for – she was unharmed. Dorothy died of her injuries early Sunday morning. According to Richmond County sheriff’s Sgt. Daniel C. Carrier, authorities are unsure why Lockett flew into such a rage – he has been treated at a behavioral health facility, but has no known psychiatric diagnosis.…

Sheboygan, WI — Police have accused 28-year-old Holly Razo of leaving her 18-month-old child home alone for hours while she partied and played cards at a neighbor’s home about a block away. Not only did she leave the little precious alone, but she reportedly attempted to get stabby with the party host. The neighbor told police Razo had been hanging out and drinking for about two to three hours when she started gettin’ belligerent and was ordered to leave the home. She eventually left, but returned a short time later with a couple of knives – one for each hand. The woman claimed Razo knocked on the door and started yelling something about demanding respect before threatening to get stabby. The door was locked, so Razo just kinda stood out there pitching her fit until the police showed up. When she spotted the officers, she dumped the knives behind a trash can and started in with the arguing. She said nothing about her child until she had been placed in holding, only then requesting that someone call her mother so she could collect the child.…

St. Cloud, FL — Police responded to the St. Cloud Wal-Mart just after 6:30 p.m on Friday after receiving a report of a kidnapping. According to authorities, a young boy at the store said he was approached by a heavy set white man with dark hair who threatened to stab him if he didn’t leave the store with him – the man did not show a weapon. The man reportedly drove the boy to the Home Depot parking lot next door and performed a sex act on himself. Police said the man did not expose himself to the child, nor did he touch the boy. After the alleged act, he returned the child to WalMart and the police were called. After viewing store surveillance video, police released a picture of the alleged perv, as well as a description of his vehicle. Early Sunday morning, after hearing he had been featured in local news reports as a suspect in the kidnapping of a minor, 55-year-old Gordon Libby turned himself in.…

Las Cruces, NM — Remember that post I made last month about the woman who reportedly had her nipple ripped off by her mother-in-law? For the click impaired, let me rehash: A woman, her son and his wife were all hanging out gettin’ fuggered up last month when shit got a bit tense. Mom and son started arguing, daughter-in-law jumped in between, mother-in-law grabs hold of daughter-in-law’s boob and only releases her grip after being repeatedly punched in the face. Husband and wife make psycho monster-in-law vacate the premises. A short time later, daughter-in-law feels wetness on her chest. She lifts her tank top and said nipple falls onto floor. She retrieves the nipple and places it in a plastic baggie. After contemplating what to do for a few hours, the victim finally decides to head to the emergency room. Anyway, an arrest has been made. On Tuesday, 46-year-old Amelia Oveide is expected to be charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm, simple battery and breaking and entering – because she allegedly kicked in the back door after being thrown out of the apartment.…