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Las Vegas, Nevada — Bert Meier was one of the lucky ones who had reached the age of 95 and was still healthy and very active. She attended exercise classes, maintained her driver’s license and went on daily shopping trips. It was on one of those trips that ended with all of those abilities being taken away from her as she now fights for her life. She had just purchased groceries and was loading them in her car when a young woman attempted to steal her purse. The attacker yelled “I got it!” signaling a woman driving a blue car to come in closer, but Meier defiantly replied “Oh no you don’t!” as she tried to hold on to her belongings. In the struggle, the woman knocked Meier to the ground and drug her a little ways before finally giving up, leaving empty-handed. The attack left Meier with a broken hip and a severe concussion, who is now in a nursing facility in critical condition, with little chance of recovering.…

“He threw feces all over me!”

August 13, 2010 at 10:15 am by  

Seattle, WA – Cheri Monson and her 69-year-old neighbor, Ronald Ellis, have been at each other’s throats for years. Police say the two have a long history of petty arguments and complaints. Monson says Ellis is crazy – he’s been harassing her for years. There has been verbal sparring and some vandalizing, but nothing truly traumatizing. Sticks and stones, ya know? But last Sunday night, that repulsive sonuvabitch upped his game a notch. Instead of hurling words, he hurled a bucket of shit, piss and vomit. All. Over. Her. Back. According to police, Ellis called Monson that night and told her it appeared as if something was wrong with her car. She walked out to the parking lot to investigate. Finding everything was in tip-top condition, she headed back into the stairwell of the apartment complex. It was then that Ellis attacked, drenching the woman’s backside with his rancid collection of ick. “It was awful. It was disgusting,” said Monson. “I could barely get up the stairs. And when I got up the stairs, I immediately threw up.” Officers arrived on scene to find the woman soaked with piss – she had shit on her back and vomit in her hair.…

Charleston, WV – Alice Hatcher, 58, called police Saturday to report she had been beaten and urinated on by her 5-year-old grandson while his 21-year-old mother zoned out in front of the boob-tube. The woman, who suffers from some debilitating health issues, relies on a wheelchair and a cane to get around, and had been dependent on her daughter Jessica since her release from the hospital a week prior. Alice said that after having a conversation with her daughter about her lax parenting skills, the demon spawn attacked. The kid reportedly grabbed the woman’s walker and started beating her with it. He slapped her several times and spit on her. She tried to fend the little asshole off with her cane, but he yanked it out of her hand and proceeded to whip her ass with it. She repeatedly cried for her daughter, who was watching TV just feet away, but Jessica did shit to control her rotten kid. She told her mom, “I can’t do anything with him,” before turning her attention back to the television.…

Delester Walton Will Not Tolerate A Dirty Home

August 11, 2010 at 7:35 am by  

Federal Way, WA – Police say Delester Walton attacked his roommate with a machete after the two argued about household chores. After confronting the slob about the state of the kitchen sink, and after taking a punch from the roommate, Walton whipped out his machete and swung it through the air a few times before making contact with the roommate’s arm. When police arrived at the home, they found the bloody machete leaning against the couch and the roommate bleeding profusely through a gash in his arm. Walton, sportin’ dude’s blood on his sweat pants, admitted to the attack and went on to say that he’s been having problems with the roommate and his girlfriend since they moved in. Seems Walton likes a clean home – cops say there were notes all over the place reminding others to pick up after themselves – and the roommate and his family refused to clean up and did little to contribute to the household. Walton is a convicted rapist who has also been in trouble for failing to register as a sex offender.…

LOUISVILLE, KY – Like a lot of stories we post here, a good portion get lost in the shuffle. Such is the case of 43-year-old Carl Berry. He is the man we posted about in June who was undergoing chemotherapy treatment when he was attacked by some youths outside of a General Dollar store. Since then police have arrested a 14-year-old and his 16-year-old brother for their role in the attack that left Berry pretty messed up and needing eye surgery. Sadly, after having the eye surgery performed, complications arose because of his body being weak from the beating and the cancer treatments. Berry is currently in a coma with a 1% chance of surviving. “He went in for the surgery and they came out to tell us that he made it through surgery ok and he was doing alright he was in recovery and then like 10 minutes later they came back out and said his heart actually stopped,” his girlfriend, Janet Whelan told reporters. Prosecutors are currently trying to decide if they will choose to charge the boys as adults or juveniles.…

Springfield, MA– Michael Wiecorek, 43, is one of those pieces-of shit that has a difficult time dealing with rejection. Police say Wiecorek went to the home of his 38-year old ex-girlfriend this last Wednesday in an attempt to get back together with her. I assume the ex-girlfriend’s response was not the response Wiecorek wanted to hear and it wasn’t long before things turned ugly. Wiecorek allegedly became violent and began trashing his ex’s apartment. Police say Wiecorek then started punching the woman and poured lighter fluid over her body and in her mouth, while threatening to set her on fire. When the woman’s 10-year old son bravely came to his mother’s defense, Wiecorek punched the boy in the stomach and then kicked him in the groin. Wiecorek was scheduled to be arraigned Thursday on charges including attempted murder and assault and battery. Personally, I think Wee-cork is in desperate need of a nice, long nap. Preferably under the jail with a very thick dirt blanket.…

Vancouver, WA – Michelle Hawn ran from her trailer to a neighboring trailer in tears Tuesday evening, claiming her boyfriend had beaten her up. The neighbor sat with the crying woman for about 45 minutes before venturing over to the trailer in question to check shit out. When she opened the door, she saw Hawn’s boyfriend, 41-year-old Todd Proetel, laying on the kitchen floor, unconscious and bleeding profusely from the head. When the police arrived on scene, they noticed Hawn had no visible signs of abuse on her face or her body. Proetel, though, had been beaten senseless. Amid the blood splatter, deputies found the plastic Dirt Devil vacuum cleaner Hawn had used to break her boyfriend’s face. Proetel is now listed in critical condition with fractures to his skull and the bones around his eyes. Hawn reportedly admitted to bashing Proetel in the skull with the appliance, but failed to explain what led to the beating. According to the police report, Hawn claims she was intoxicated at the time and has a history of bipolar disorder, alcoholism and domestic violence.…

GAITHERSBURG, MD – Michael Wayne Edwards, Jr., 28, got spunky and demonstrated a more efficient Miggs technique after he came outside a Giant grocery store, earning himself a second-degree assault charge. A woman was standing in line when she noticed Edwards staring at her. After she paid for her items, Edwards closely followed her outside of the store. Once outside, he sprayed a substance on her back and hair from a plastic bottle. The substance later turned out to be human semen. He was seen leaving the scene and later arrested. He was later released on a $4,000 bond and may also be facing face a reckless endangerment charge. After Edwards was interviewed by investigators, they are certain there have been more victims. Like Edwards, they are asking they come forward.…

Another Day, Another Dumb Drunk

August 3, 2010 at 6:41 am by  

Paulina, OR – The ignoramus you see to the left is 33-year-old Michael Sturgill. The inebriated idiot is facing numerous charges after he reportedly allowed a 10-year-old friend of the family to sit in his lap and steer the vehicle in which he, his wife and another young child were riding. I gotta say, as a driver’s ed instructor, Sturgill pretty much sucks – the girl behind the wheel ended up plowing the ’97 Kia directly into a guardrail. Fortunately, none of the passengers ended up as road kill. Sturgill and the girl were taken to the hospital by ambulance where both were treated for minor injuries. “It’s not a good thing,” said Dori Wilber, the mother of the girl steering the car. “She seriously could have been killed. I’m thankful she’s alive.” Sturgill’s wife and child, both seated in the backseat of the vehicle, escaped without injury. After his release from the hospital, Sturgill was booked on a DUII charge, three counts of reckless endangering, fourth-degree assault, two counts of felon in possession of a firearm and felony driving with a revoked license.…

KATONAH, N.Y. – A woman has been accused of going insane on her two nieces she was babysitting, attacking them both with a knife. Lisa Turkki, 39, was babysitting her sister’s daughters, 7-year-old Maeve and 9-year-old Annabel Kelly, in their home across the street from Martha Stewart’s farm when police say she grabbed a knife from the kitchen and began stabbing the two girls. The girl’s parents, Joe and Eva Kelly, were attending a blues concert close by and were called back to the home during the intermission. They arrived at their home at almost the same time as police, who were responding to a 911 call made by Turkki from the home, to find the sisters bleeding to death on the kitchen floor. They had been stabbed multiple times. Turkki was arrested in the front yard, charged with two counts of assault. The were rushed to the hospital in serious but stable condition and are expected to survive. What a nightmare for everyone involved.…

Detroit, MI – I’m pretty sure we will be seeing more of 17-year-old Johntae Washington. Last Tuesday he was picked up after he and some others tried to break into a home, a week after getting out of jail for robbing a lemonade stand. In July of this year, Washington, along with 19-year-old Bario Johnson and 17-year-old Keyon L. Miller, approached some little kids running a lemonade stand and purchased drinks. After thanking Serena Inglsbee and her two stepsisters, Miller grabbed their Mickey Mouse jewelry box with $40 dollars and took off running. When the mother of one of the girls confronted the teens, Washington allegedly pushed her. Police charged Johnson with marijuana possession after cops found the joint he forgot to remove from behind his ear and Miller would be charged with robbery. Washington would later plead guilty to assaulting the mother and serve five days in jail.
 
Washington now faces attempted home invasion charges after a neighbor watched him and three others enter a backyard and begin kicking in the back door.…

Man Accused Of Poisoning His Mother’s Coffee

July 27, 2010 at 5:15 am by  

Dallas, TX – Jessie Vasquez reportedly sauntered in to Dallas Fire Station #752 Sunday morning and matter-of-factly told one of the firefighters, “I just put poison in my mother’s coffee.” Instead of instantly pummeling him for such a cruel and atrocious act, the police were summoned and paramedics were dispatched to the woman’s home. The woman told officers she had already finished off a cup o’ joe that morning, and at that point, was feeling no ill effects. Officers examined a can of coffee in the home and detected a white powder inside the container and noticed the coffee had a slight chemical smell. Under the kitchen cabinet, they found a container of Comet cleanser that had the same chemical aroma as the coffee grounds. Vasquez, 43, was booked on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and family violence – he also had a few outstanding warrants. He did not explain the motive behind his actions. His 61-year-old mother was later admitted to the hospital for observation after she began to feel sick.…

One-Legged Man Attacks, Robs Couple

July 26, 2010 at 10:13 am by  

Cleveland, OH – Police say a couple in their 50’s was brutally attacked on July 2nd by a one-legged bandit named Kalid Mansour. According to authorities, the couple was walking to their car that afternoon when out of nowhere, 27-year-old Mansour started screaming expletives at them. He reportedly hopped out of his wheelchair and started to beat the snot out of 55-year-old Nadine Pryszlak. He repeatedly punched her in the face, knocking her down to the sidewalk. After he had her down and bleeding, he took a few swings at her husband, 58-year-old George Pryszlak. And to add insult to injury, he swiped the old man’s wallet. Dude was back in his wheelchair and was trying to beat feet make a hasty retreat when he was stopped by a couple of security guards. Nadine required 11 stitches to close the gash Kalid left in her head. Both her and her husband say they are recovering physically, but not quite mentally. Kalid was arraigned last week and charged with aggravated robbery and felonious assault.…

Man Stabbed In Face With Pen At Comic-Con

July 26, 2010 at 9:54 am by  

Sand Diego – Most nerds out there are already aware that the Comic-Con International was hosted in San Diego over the weekend. But what some of you crime fans may not be aware of is that on Saturday someone got themselves an assault with a deadly weapon charge after stabbing another attendee in the eye with a pen. Reports are that the con is crowded. Really crowded. This lead to two men in their early 20s getting into a scuffle in between the Resident Evil: Afterlife panel and the Universal Studios panel regarding their two films Paul and Cowboys and Aliens. Witnesses say the argument over seating. Sergeant Mondesir said. “One male attacked the other male, stabbing him on the side of his eye with a pen. Officers were relatively close by. Citizens within the hall detained the person. Officers came and arrested him, and right now we’re processing the scene inside…The victim’s friend actually assisted in taking the suspect into custody.” The victim was taken to the hospital to treat a gash over his eye.…

Ephrata, PA – A glimpse at 23-year-old Alisa Loump’s Facebook profile reveals an extremely sad and confused young woman. One day she’s happy and in love with her boyfriend, Antoine Walker, and the next she is sad and single. Another day brings thoughts of death and suicide. Her interests? Crying, sad and hurting. Activities? Sad, alone and hurting. After reading that shit and checking out her choice in books and music, I got to feeling a little suicidal myself. Life is about to reach a whole new level of suck for Alisa – she’s now facing charges of attempted murder. Police say that early Tuesday morning, Alisa entered the room where her mother lay sleeping and poured 8-quarts of boiling water on the woman’s face. And she did it for love. According to the criminal complaint, Alisa told investigators that she was on the phone with Walker that morning and he encouraged her to douse the woman with boiling water. Why? Because mom didn’t approve of their relationship. …

Security Camera Captures Ohio Bar Beating

July 22, 2010 at 1:34 pm by  

LEMON TOWNSHIP, Ohio – A shirtless Casey Fryman, 26, walked into Main Bar in Lemon Township demanding car keys from his father, who was sitting at the bar. Since he was wearing jeans with no shirt, you already know he was acting like a dick. So much so that the bartender, Terina King-Smeal, asked him to leave the establishment. Fryman responded by picking up a barstool and hitting her in the face with it. At this point the other patrons in the bar tackled Fryman and held him there until police showed up. Nah, just kidding. They sat on their fat asses like motionless turds or waddled away while Fryman jumped over the bar, body-slammed Smeal and then stomped on her. He then hopped back over the bar, had some more words to say before casually walking out. Fryman was taken into custody later and charged with one count of misdemeanor assault. that is until police watched the video. After that, they raised the charge to felony assault.…

MILWAUKEE, WI –Last one from me today. A Facebook feud cumulated into a one woman being assaulted in the hospital shortly after giving birth to her baby. All of this started around the time Kimball Lewis, 20, allegedly left some nasty messages on 20-year-old Shava M. Wade’s Facebook page. The origin of their falling out is not being reported, but it is being reported that the father of Lewis’ new baby is also the father of Wade’s three kids so connect the dots. One of the messages Lewis supposedly left was that once she was out of the hospital, she was going to go over to Wade’s house and kick the door in. Wade thought she should head her off at the pass and what better time than when she is laying in a Sinai Hospital bed after giving birth. Using a fake name, Wade and three other women went to the hospital and into Lewis’ room. After closing the door behind them, Wade attacked Lewis, hitting her in the head.…

REIDSVILLE, N.C. –  Lonnie Irvin Pinnix, 38, was charged with assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly shooting his wife with a pistol loaded with toilet paper. When Darlene Pinnix came home shortly after midnight on Tuesday, she found her husband wasn’t too happy. When she got in the bed, he held a pistol to her head and told her to get out. She didn’t move fast enough for him, so Pinnix gave her a helping hand by shooting her in the back with the pistol he had loaded with toilet paper. This had an opposite effect than Lonnie intended as when deputies arrived on the scene, they found Darlene laying across the bed in extreme pain.She was taken to the hospital to take care of her powder burns, Lonnie was arrested on a charge of assault with a deadly weapon.…