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St. Cloud, FL — Police responded to the St. Cloud Wal-Mart just after 6:30 p.m on Friday after receiving a report of a kidnapping. According to authorities, a young boy at the store said he was approached by a heavy set white man with dark hair who threatened to stab him if he didn’t leave the store with him – the man did not show a weapon. The man reportedly drove the boy to the Home Depot parking lot next door and performed a sex act on himself. Police said the man did not expose himself to the child, nor did he touch the boy. After the alleged act, he returned the child to WalMart and the police were called. After viewing store surveillance video, police released a picture of the alleged perv, as well as a description of his vehicle. Early Sunday morning, after hearing he had been featured in local news reports as a suspect in the kidnapping of a minor, 55-year-old Gordon Libby turned himself in.…

Woman Charged In Drunken Nipple Ripping Incident

January 10, 2011 at 5:39 am by  

Las Cruces, NM — Remember that post I made last month about the woman who reportedly had her nipple ripped off by her mother-in-law? For the click impaired, let me rehash: A woman, her son and his wife were all hanging out gettin’ fuggered up last month when shit got a bit tense. Mom and son started arguing, daughter-in-law jumped in between, mother-in-law grabs hold of daughter-in-law’s boob and only releases her grip after being repeatedly punched in the face. Husband and wife make psycho monster-in-law vacate the premises. A short time later, daughter-in-law feels wetness on her chest. She lifts her tank top and said nipple falls onto floor. She retrieves the nipple and places it in a plastic baggie. After contemplating what to do for a few hours, the victim finally decides to head to the emergency room. Anyway, an arrest has been made. On Tuesday, 46-year-old Amelia Oveide is expected to be charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm, simple battery and breaking and entering – because she allegedly kicked in the back door after being thrown out of the apartment.…

Teen Sentenced For Raping 90-Year-Old

January 7, 2011 at 11:49 am by  

Detroit, MI — Maurice Randall was sentenced yesterday to 30 to 60 years in prison after a home-invasion led to him beating and raping a 90-year-old woman back in August. The 17-year-old was convicted of rape, aggravated assault and home invasion following a jury trial that ended on December 14th. The coward waived his right to be present to hear Wayne County Circuit Judge Vonda Evan’s sentence. He didn’t even have the decency to face the family. “He’s a coward. He committed a cowardly act, and that’s what cowards do,” said Gordon Mosley III, the victim’s grandson. The victim testified that she was awoken by a tall man who “took advantage” of her. She did note that she saw two other men in the hallway, who were later identified as Anthony Hardy, 18, and a 15 year old who has not been named because he is a juvenile. Hardy was sentenced on Dec. 16th to 7 to 20 years after pleading guilty to home invasion. The three “men” entered the victim’s home through a basement window late at night.…

Meridian, ID — Michael James Lee, a former detention deputy at the Ada County Jail, was arraigned Wednesday on six felony charges for the alleged rape and abduction of his wife, and for the murder of his mother, 46-year-old Lynn Marie Blake. According to authorities, Michael sexually assaulted his wife on Tuesday, bound her with chains and tape, and put her in the trunk of a car. He placed their 4-month-old daughter in the backseat of the vehicle and the threeseom headed to his mother’s house. Michael’s wife later told police that he drove to Lynn’s home with the intention of robbing her. When Michael arrived at his mother’s house, he took the baby in and sat down to dinner with her and her 56-year-old partner, and carried on what was described as a “normal conversation” for nearly an hour. The wife? Still in the trunk. Lynn’s partner told police she went to lie down, but soon emerged from her room after hearing a strange noise. The noise was the sound of Michael stabbing his mother to death.…

Indianapolis, IN — No mug on this yet because the case is still under investigation, but here’s a picture of an alleged drag queen sitting on the pooper. An unnamed 59-year-old man called police early Tuesday morning to report he’d been beaten and robbed by what witnesses claim was couple of claw hammer-wielding drag queens. He told police that he had walked to a check cashing store at about 6:30 that morning and walked out with about $700 in cash. As he was walking home, the two subjects reportedly approached him, hit him on the head with a claw hammer, and demanded the dough. The man said he gave ’em what they wanted out of fear of being thunked again, and the assailants took off down a nearby alley. Police seem to think the alleged drag queens were watching the victim as he entered the check cashing store after an employee told them that the suspects had been in the store earlier that morning. One of the men may have been wearing a plaid coat, and the other had red hair with braids.…

Police: Cabbie Rapist May Have More Victims

January 6, 2011 at 2:10 am by  

Santa Ana, CA — A cab driver in Orange County, California  is out on bail after allegedly raping a female passenger. Back in July, the 45-year-old woman called a cab after having too much to drink. Orlando Bruce Bosley picked her up in Sunset Beach and was to drive her to her mother’s house in Seal Beach, CA. When the woman went to get cab fare from her purse, Bosley reportedly punched her in the face, and police say while she was unconscious, he dragged her into her mother’s empty home and raped her. Unfortunately for her, she wasn’t unconscious during the entire rape and had to actually experience brutal sex with this guy. This story is gaining some publicity today because police now believe 57-year-old Bosley may have more victims. Because of the facts and evidence in the case, police do not think this is the first time he has committed these acts. Bosley is up for arraignment on January 18th and faces up to 8 years in prison.…

Apopka, FL –– Police expect to file charges today against veteran firefighter Jason LeBlanc regarding an incident that happened at an alcohol-fueled Christmas party last month. At some point during the celebration, 44-year-old LeBlanc reportedly squirted lighter fluid on rookie Jack Shumate, 25, and lit him up. “(We) don’t believe any specific reason why it happened as far as some vendetta or some type of hazing,” said APD spokesman Officer Steven Popp. “His intentions were to put it out with a cup of water but when fire started, the victim immediately ran outside in an attempt to put out the fire.” Shumate didn’t want to press charges, but police carried on with the investigation regardless, interviewing nearly 20 witnesses to the event. Police say the Christmas party was not sponsored by the city, but several Apopka firefighters were there, as were numerous civilians. LeBlanc, an eight-year veteran, has since retired. Shumate, who had just passed his one-year mark with the team, continues to recover from second-degree burns to both legs.…

Fort Pierce, FL — Jorge Armando Alvarez-Hernandez, 26, was arrested on a misdemeanor domestic battery charge late last month after he reportedly spanked his girlfriend’s ass “really hard” because she failed to “service him properly.” According to the offense report (page 1, 2 and 3), Officer David Leigh responded to the trailer home Hernandez shares with his live-in girlfriend on December 26, and was met by the complainant, the victim’s brother-in-law. The unidentified male held up a cell phone for Officer Leigh to see – the picture depicted on the device was of a woman’s ass – an ass sporting a large hand print and welts. The man told the officer that it was his sister-in-law’s ass and the hand-print and welts were left there by her boyfriend, Mr. Hernandez. The man refused to supply the officer with a written and signed statement, though, claiming he didn’t want the sis-in-law to get mad at him. Officer Leigh was unable to positively identify the ass in the picture…it was just an ass, no face.…

Naples, FL — According to the Collier County Sheriff’s Department, Kimbra Marcus was taken into custody late Saturday night after she reportedly doused her estranged husband and his mistress with hot wax. Kinky. Police say an intoxicated Kimbra returned home to her trailer that evening and flipped her shit a bit when she found her hubby in bed with his new woman. Irate, Kimbra left the residence, only to return about 10 minutes later to terrorize the lovebirds. After banging on the outside of the trailer with a shovel for awhile, Kimbra reportedly smashed a window and tossed boiling hot wax on the unidentified couple. The extent of the pair’s injuries, if any, is unknown. Kimbra later told authorities that even though she and her husband are separated, they are still married. She was promptly outfitted with a shiny set of shackles and hauled off to a cage. The 55-year-old woman has been charged with assault.…

SANFORD, Fla. — Justin Collison, son of a Sanford police officer, sucker punched a homeless guy in the back of the head last month and it looked as if he was about to get away with it, even though the entire event had been captured on video. That is until that video found its way online and people wanted to know why this idiot had not been arrested. This pressure lead aggravated battery charges being filed last week and to Collison turning himself in this morning. But he’s not the only one who is paying for his douchebaggery. In full damage control mode, Sanford City Manager Thomas J. George has relieved Sanford Police Chief Brian F. Tooley of his duties. Four other officers are also being investigated for not arresting Collison after responding to the Dec 4 incident. If that wasn’t enough shit to deal with, the NAACP is now involved, calling the act a hate crime because the victim, Sherman Ware, is black. I seriously doubt that it was; seeming to me Collison was just being a drunken buffoon who took a cheap shot at the first person he could.…

Henderson, NV — Police say 33-year-old Edward Colucci didn’t just try to break his girlfriend’s two young sons physically, he also tried to break them emotionally. Colucci was arrested late last month, charged with child abuse, assault and kidnapping, after paramedics and police officers found his girlfriend’s 4-year-old son unconscious in the couple’s apartment. The child was suffering from severe malnutrition – so severe his hair was falling out. Dispatchers say that when the boys’ mother called 911 on November 23, she could be heard telling Colucci, “you went too far.” And she wasn’t fucking kidding. According to police, over the course of a few months, Colucci allowed the boy to eat nothing but dry ramen noodles, garlic cloves and onions. He reportedly spit in the child’s water. When the child’s mother made eye contact with the boy, Colucci reportedly viewed it as showing “too much affection” and punished the kid by punching or kicking him. Police say Colucci bit the boy’s nose, sprayed glass cleaner in his eyes and forced him to eat his own vomit.…

SANFORD, Fla. — Ok, last one from me today as I go back to being as unproductive as possible. It’s another one from Florida, where people are questioning why a police lieutenant’s son was never arrested or charged for sucker punching the ever-living shit out of a homeless person, even though the entire event was captured on video. Normally I don’t like describing what you will see anyway, but for those of you who are unable to see the following video, it shows a homeless man, Sherman Ware, trying to break up a fight outside of a bar when Justin Collison, the cop’s son, walks up behind him and punches him in the back of the head. Really hard. Sherman’s face slams a pole then he falls unconscious to the sidewalk. Collison then proceeds to walk around yelling like a douchebag before attacking another patron. Witnesses, including Justin’s own friends, aren’t too happy with Justin’s antics and begin yelling at him for puss punching people for absolutely no reason. But that was on Dec 4, and as of right now, Justin has not been charged or arrested for his unprovoked assault against Sherman.…

BOISE, IDAHO — A 68-year-old passenger on a Southwest flight from Las Vegas was arrested when his plane landed in Boise after police say he punched a teenage passenger. According to reports, the 15-year-old was flying alone and was playing games and listening to music on his iPhone when the announcement was made to turn off all electronic devices. Either not hearing the announcement, or not caring, the teen kept on using his iPhone as the plane began its landing. This really aggravated Russell Miller who feared the electronic device usage was a threat to his safety so he reportedly got the teen’s attention by punching him in the arm hard enough to leave a mark and ultimately garner him one count of misdemeanor battery. As the proud parent of a teenager who spends the majority of his time with his head down texting with his Skull Candy Earbuds firmly implanted in his ears, I can almost sympathize with the guy. Almost. It really all depends on if the teen was intentionally ignoring the requests of the crew, or simply didn’t hear them and if Miller truly thought that the use of the iPhone would cause the plane to nosedive into the runway.…

HARTFORD, CT —Police arrested 19-year-old Francheska Terrero after responding to a 911 call early Christmas Eve where a woman told police their daughter was assaulting her father with a Christmas tree. When police arrived at the home they found a very drunk, very belligerent Terrero at the scene along with a Christmas tree on its side with broken ornaments scattered around the room. The teen’s mother told police that Terrero had even taken the cell phone she used to call 911 out of her hand and threw that at her father as well. Terrero was arrested, facing charges of assault, disorderly conduct, and interfering with a 911 call. Her parents received some minor injuries at the hands of their drunken daughter. To be completely honest, the only only reason why I am even wasted any time with this dumbass story is because I like posting about drunk teenage girls and the fact that Terrero is sporting about five different hairstyles at one time.…

Fort Myers, FL — Ting Ting Perng’s husband called Fort Myers police early Monday morning claiming the crazy bitch tried to set him on fire.

According to police, Ting Ting and her man were arguing that morning when she allegedly doused him with water and NyQuil and flicked her Bic. She then attempted to set the bed on fire before running for the kitchen.

The man told police he overheard Ting Ting threatening to set the Christmas tree on fire and was trying to beat feet out of the house when Ting Ting appeared before him with a kitchen knife – he ended up beating feet back upstairs and into the bedroom.

When deputies arrived at the couple’s apartment, they noted the spilled NyQuil and scorch marks on the bed. The boyfriend was reportedly “drenched in cough medicine and water and had large scratches running across his chest.”

Ting Ting told police she acted in self-defense after the man tried to choke her, but deputies could find no evidence to back up her claim.…

Bradenton, FL –– Sean Thomas, a 30-year-old ex-convict, is right back where he belongs after allegedly torturing his girlfriend with his very own “lie-detector test.” According to the victim, back on December 1, she was retrieving some of her belongings from Thomas’ garage when he punched her in the head and tied her to a weight bench with rope and extension cords. Thomas reportedly told the woman he was going to administer a lie-detector test to find out whether or not she’d been cheating on him. The woman says he stuffed a rag in her mouth and got busy. He first extinguished not one, not two, but three cigars on the woman’s left hand. Thomas then left the garage momentarily and came back with a pot of boiling water, which he poured over the woman’s feet, burning off layers of skin. The woman says he then took a hot iron and burned her stomach three times. And to top it all off? A rapin’. When all was said and done, Thomas reportedly told the woman that, “all this happened because he loves her.” Because chocolate is soooo overrated…

Thomas called paramedics and the woman was transported to the hospital where she told medical personnel that she had been injured in a cooking accident.…

Milwaukee, WI — A day care worker may be facing criminal charges after a 3-year-old boy beat the snot out of a toddler crawling on the floor. Rosetta Strong. the owner of Kidology Day Care in Milwaukee, had installed surveillance cameras after a recent break-in but what they ended up capturing was a 3-year-old boy attacking an 11-month-old girl. The video reportedly show the boy attacking the girl as she crawled on the floor. He beats her, punches her in the back and bites her hard enough to draw blood. But the one thing the video does not show is the day care worker in charge of the more than a half dozen children in the home at the time of the attack. Now this worker may be facing a neglect charge for each of them. The worker failed to show up at the district attorney’s office and Strong has voluntarily closed the day care. The mother of the baby girl told reporters she is not ready to talk at the moment, but that the baby is recovering after having been released from the emergency room.…

SEATTLE — Security cameras capture five teen girls attacking a pregnant teen and her boyfriend on a crowded Seattle bus. Moments after Jessica and her boyfriend entered bus 358 on November 19, A 19-year-old woman, three 16-year-old girls and a 14-year-old girl got on the bus via the rear doors. In less than a minute after boarding, one of the girls grabs the Zune Jessica and her boyfriend were listening to. When the couple confront them, they are met with a flurry of punches and kicks. As they are being pummeled, three of the girls start stealing items out of their pockets. The bus driver finally stops the bus and calls police, and the five girls get off the bus. Jessica is taken tot he hospital where she receives six stitches over her eye. She says she did not know the girls, but her boyfriend had met one of them at a party last year and that woman had accused him of stealing her phone. The 19-year-old was charged with assault while the other four girls were charged with second degree robbery.…