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Muncie, IN – Police say that when 19-year-old Ethan Ogden’s girlfriend didn’t return home from her errand running within a reasonable time period, the little snot took his anger and frustration out on her 8-week-old infant. The child’s mother was out taking care of business and paying bills while Ogden was left home to care for the baby. Though he is not the child’s father, police say he was with the baby’s mother throughout her pregnancy and was present during delivery. Ogden admitted that he became frustrated when his girlfriend was gone too long and “lost control.” He reportedly threw the baby girl to the ground and stomped on her, causing a black eye and a severe break to her leg. When mom returned home, he told her the child had fallen out of her bouncy seat. He later told police that he wanted to hurt the baby, but didn’t want to seriously injure her because he loved her. There is no information on the child’s condition, but according to mom’s Facebook, baby girl will be released from the hospital tomorrow.…

Jose Taveras Is A Dirty Old Man

October 21, 2010 at 6:50 am by  

Providence, RI – Police arrested 66-year-old Jose Taveras and charged him with two counts of enticement of a child and one count of simple assault after he reportedly followed a couple of little girls into a grocery store, hugged ’em both and kissed one of them on the lips. *gags* The girls, ages 10 and 11, told police Taveras pulled up beside them Monday afternoon and offered them a ride. They said they tried to ignore him as they made their way to the market, but he followed. After the nasty incident inside the store, the girls fled to their grandmother’s apartment. As they were telling her what had happened, they saw Taveras enter the building. He later told police he was visiting a friend who just happened to live in that same building. The girls also told police that Taveras had tried to get them into his car on numerous occasions, even offering them cash to do so. As he was being arrested, Taveras told police he needed his blood-pressure medicine from his car.…

Orlando, Florida – Sorry for the lack of stories today, people. It’s kinda my day off and Jaded is hungover having connection issues. Luckily it seems as if everyone is playing nice as there are few interesting incidents to post about. Although I did find this one where a confrontation between a Disney bus driver and a passenger was captured on video. I know, nothing too terrible but the angry passenger says, “We have a baby. We’re supposed to be priority.” That statement reminded me of something I noticed during my recent trip to Orlando. Parents with small children like to stick them in strollers and use them as battering rams. No matter where we were at Spooky Empire’s Horror Convention, if there was a parent with a baby in a stroller, get the fuck out of the way because they will ram you. They will also act indignant if you do not immediately get out of their way, looking at you and then down at the drooling baby then back at you like you didn’t already see the frigging thing after they rammed it into the back of your knees.…

Woman Gets Stabby During Anger Management Class

October 15, 2010 at 6:54 am by  

Bellvue, WA – Faribah Maradiaga, 19, was arrested last Saturday after stabbing a fellow classmate during an anger management session at Bellevue College. According to police, on that particular day, the instructor chose to present an anger management video featuring Dr. Phil McGraw. Maradiaga was apparently grumbling about the content of said video when another woman in the class told her the video was pretty good and she should “just give it a chance.” To which Maradiaga responded, “Bitch, fuck you, I know you ain’t talking to me!” To which our victim replied, “Bitch, I know you ain’t talking to me!” The two women reportedly bickered back and forth a bit before Maradiaga pulled out a knife with a 3″ blade and commenced to stabbin’. Police say Maradiaga stabbed the woman twice in the shoulder and once in the left arm before threatening to kill her and her family. Maradiaga, who already had a pending assault charge under her belt, admitted to the pokin’, but told police the other woman threatened her first.…

Houston, Texas — A woman is thinking twice about ever calling 911 again to report a crime after a suspect she turned in called her back. The woman noticed a man beating the crap out of a woman in a car next to hers, so she does the right thing and calls 911 to report it. Thirty minutes later, she receives a phone call from a number she doesn’t recognize. When she answers, a man on the other end keeps asking who she is before hang up. Immediately after that, she gets another phone call but this time it’s from a female. “She called me just as he hung up and it was like, ‘Ma’am, are you the concerned lady that called about my welfare?’ and I am like, ‘Excuse me,’ and she said, ‘Well I’m OK,’ and I said, ‘Excuse me,’” said the woman. The next morning she gets yet another call, this one from inside the Harris County Jail where the suspect was placed for outstanding warrants and not for the assault the woman says she witnessed.…

NEWARK, Del. – According to 7-year-old Zach Montero, a 14-year-old neighborhood boy threatened to damage his bicycle if he did not enter a nearby portable toilet. The boy did as he was instructed and once inside, the 14-year-old allegedly tipped over the toilet so that it landed on its door trapping Zach inside while wasted poured over him. Zach’s friends helped lift the toilet up so that he could get out, and the teen reportedly walked away laughing. Zach’s father was not amused when is son came home covered in human waste and sporting a knee injury so he called police on the teenager. “He’s just a boy in the neighborhood that’s constantly bullying other kids. Kids are afraid to say anything to anybody about it because of his older brother,” said Zach’s father, Dave. Zach’s older brother echoed his father stating that the 14-year-old is known to bully younger kids in the area, even hitting them in the groin for kicks. The older brother countered saying that his brother is not the bully he is being made out to be and in fact, he says that no one made Zach get into the toilet as he and his friends were already inside it.…

Long Island, NY – Evan Sachs walked into a Dave & Buster’s Friday night with murder on his mind. He approached an 8-year-old boy playing video games and placed one hand on his shoulder…with the other hand, he stabbed the kid in the back a total of five times. The boy, who was just 20-feet away from his parents, staggered over to their table and said, Somebody put their hand on my shoulder and was tapping my back,” before collapsing. The “tapping” the kid felt was actually a 3.5″ inch knife repeatedly piercing his skin. The boy’s father and a witness to the attack confronted Sachs as he was heading toward the men’s restroom and held him until police arrived. “He offered no resistance,” said Nassau Police Lt. Kevin Smith. “He just stopped in his tracks.” Police say Sachs had absolutely no connection to the child or his family. Why get all stabby then? Because he’s friggin’ nuts. His lawyer says he is under psychiatric care and takes five different types of medication, some of which had been recently changed.…

Man Bites Dog

October 11, 2010 at 5:19 am by  

West Haven, CT – Officer Scott Bloom was on patrol with his K-9 partner, Onyx, early Thursday morning when a man started walking toward him, repeatedly yelling, “I need a bag of dust!” As the man approached, he reportedly reached into his waistband – unsure if the tard was carrying more than just a peener in his pants, Officer Bloom grabbed his arm and demanded that he cease and desist. The man, later identified as 23-year-old Roderick Lewis, told the officer, “You’re not stronger than me,” and punched him in the face. Right about then, Onyx jumped out of the patrol car and attacked, latching on to Lewis’ leg. During the ensuing struggle, Lewis allegedly clamped down on the dog’s side with his teeth and refused to let go until Officer Bloom physically pulled him off. After a quick trip to the hospital for treatment of minor injuries, Lewis was hauled off to jail and booked on charges of animal cruelty, assault on a police officer and disorderly conduct.…

Chandler, AZ – Police responded to a Chandler apartment complex late Monday evening after firefighters responding to a service call at the complex reported hearing what sounded like gunshots coming from one of the residences and witnessed a bloodied man running out of the building. When officers arrived at the unit Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson shared with Robert Maley, they found the apartment covered in blood with a bloody trail leading away from the complex. Inside, Homer and Williamson stood, covered in blood. One of the stories Homer told police was that Maley attacked Williamson and she stabbed him in self-defense. Williamson told a similar story. At the end of the blood trail, police found 25-year-old Maley – his arm was bleeding profusely. He, of course, had a different tale to tell. He told officers that Williamson and Homer were vampires. He had apparently allowed the couple to drink his blood in the past, but he just wasn’t into it that evening. When he refused their demands, Homer got stabby.…

Florida — Three sisters have been arrested, charged with roughing up their father because of his gambling. Samuel Farmer, 73, was at the hospital on Monday to visit his wife. As he was walking out, he was confronted by his three angry daughters who were upset that he had pulled out over $3000 from their mother’s bank account and gambled $1000 of it away instead of paying the bills. One of his daughters pushed him up against the wall causing him to slam his head while another took his wallet and the keys to his 2004 Impala. Vickie Dennis Dempsey, 48; Trenieshia Juanique Farmer, 28; and Monica Jere Farmer-Garmon, 39, were all arrested and charged with battery, grand theft auto and robbery by sudden snatching. They told police they did get into an altercation over him gambling away bill money and admitted they were keeping the car from him but denied taking his wallet.  Their mother told police she was aware her daughters were planning on doing something to their father, but she did not give them permission to take the car that was returned two hours after police were called.…

Richmond, Kentucky –– Kentucky’s very first Miss Kentucky Latina just lost her crown after pageant officials found out that she was arrested last week and charged with two counts of assault. Last Wednesday Daniela Gaskie, 22, got angry with a gas station employee and stabbed him in the neck with a pen. She then ran across the street and began beating on a pharmacist’s car parked outside of M &M Pharmacy. When the car’s owner, Mary Ann McKinney, walked outside to see what the hell was up, Gaskie immediately began attacking her. “She immediately kicked me with her knee into my abdomen and ripped at me and tore my glasses off and ripped my neck and scratched me and busted my lip, had a knot on my head. She was quite wild,”  McKinney said. The police report notes officers detected alcohol on Gaskie and that she told officers she was bing profiled for being Mexican — not because she stabbed a guy and beat the shit out of a pharmacist.…

Woman Assaulted In Dressing Room At The Gap

October 1, 2010 at 12:02 pm by  

Lakewood, CA – A woman was trying on clothing at The Gap in the Lakewood Mall late Friday evening when she saw a hand reach under the dressing room door aiming a camera phone in the general direction of her lady bits. The woman grabbed the cell phone and started screaming. This displeased the perv on the other side of the door and he started yelling at the woman, demanding she give his phone back. She kept screaming. The man then attempted to break down the door, but was unsuccessful. The woman continued to scream for help. Defeated by the door, the man then crawled through the opening at the bottom, assaulted the woman, grabbed his phone and retreated the same way he entered. Right about then, someone finally decided to investigate the screeching coming from the dressing room and watched as the unidentified man shimmied his way out of the cubicle and out of the store – cell phone in hand. The suspect is described as Hispanic, about 20-years-old, with black hair and brown eyes.…

Cobb County, GA – World War II veteran Paul “Pops” Smallwood is recovering in Kennestone Hospital’s intensive care unit after receiving a brutal beating by a couple of neighborhood punks armed with a rock. According to police, Smallwood was returning home from a doctor’s appointment on Friday when the 11-year-old approached him in the parking lot of his apartment complex and offered to hook him up with someone who could fix his car. Smallwood declined and continued on to his apartment, the boy right on his heels. The kid followed Smallwood into his apartment and demanded a soft drink. As Smallwood was escorting the kid out of his home, the 15-year-old showed up and attacked him with a large rock. Neighbor Larry Damiano was on the phone with Smallwood when kid attacked. “I heard the kids rummaging through his medications and then the wallet and what not, and that’s when I headed down.” When he got to Smallwood’s apartment, he found the elderly man laying in a pool of blood.…

Gold Bar, WA – Police have arrested 30-year-old Eric Potter for investigation of first-degree animal cruelty, fourth-degree domestic violence assault and malicious mischief after receiving a report that he kicked a puppy to death, smashing it’s head during a fight with his girlfriend. According to the girlfriend, while the two were arguing, Potter hit her, broke several windows and stepped on the head of one of her puppies. When police caught up with the tough-guy, he reportedly put up a struggle. I can only hope they kicked him in the nads a couple of times, but a good tazin’ would’ve been cool, too. Unfortunately, it appears as if deputies didn’t have to resort to such measures. Potter later admitted to smashing the puppy’s head before taking it outside to “finish it off.” Deputies found the dead puppy in a bush nearby. Potter was booked into the Snohomish County Jail on the 23rd – a bond amount hasn’t been made available.…

INDIANAPOLIS — Angela Paterson, 40, got angry with her son’s girlfriend when she would not give her half of the pain medication she had just been given by a doctor. She figured that it was the least the girl could do since she, her son and their 1-year-old were all living under her roof rent free. But 19-year-old Jessica Burns refusal to do so sparked an argument began that ended with Paterson grabbing a container of 14k gold tester and squirting it into Burn’s face. The police report states that officers observed severe burns and blisters on the teen’s face and that she was screaming her face was still burning and that she couldn’t open her eyes. No word on if her eyes are permanently damaged or not, but I am guessing hydrochloric acid would probably do a number on them. Paterson was arrested and charged with aggravated battery and criminal recklessness. Her son said she is addicted to pills and had just recently returned home from prison. “My mom is sick and needs help,” he said.…

Teen Mom Accused Of Throwing Baby

September 22, 2010 at 1:23 pm by  

Spring Hill, FL – For the past eight months or so, 18-year-old Jessica Duhaime and her infant son have been staying with Mark Agostino and his family…and the brat apparently wore out her welcome this past Monday. Agostino told police he has been trying to help the young mother, but he and his family had grown tired of her attitude and after a heated argument, told her she had to kick rocks. When Jessica’s mother arrived at the home to collect the brat and her spawn, police say the raging teen stormed out of the house and threw her 9-month-old son to the ground. While everyone was checking on the child, Duhaime started throwing containers of baby food onto the driveway. She then slid into her mother’s van through the passenger door, climbed into the driver’s seat and hit the gas, ramming the vehicle into the back of Agostino’s 2006 Nissan and causing nearly $1,000 in damage. Her little tirade wasn’t quite over – when her mother started yelling at her for being a rotten little shit, Jessica got out of the van and punched her in the chest.…

Elmhurst, IL – Sandra Clanton, 39, was standing in the kitchen with her daughter and 9-month-old grandson on September 11, when she completely and utterly lost her shit. Police say she suddenly grabbed her infant grandson and smashed his head into the kitchen sink before slashing his face with a butcher knife. The baby’s mother was able to wrestle the child away from Clanton and another person in the home subdued her and called 911. Clanton later told officers she believed the baby was the Antichrist. Fortunately, the child survived the bizarre attack – a CT scan did not show any internal injuries and he was treated for minor injuries and released that night. While being booked into jail that evening, Clanton reportedly attempted to cut her wrists with the cap to a plastic water bottle. When officers took away her bottle cap, she repeatedly beat her head on the table in front of her…that little incident landed her some time in the psych ward at the hospital. Once released, she was booked on charges of attempted first-degree murder, aggravated battery to a child and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.…

Woman Says Boyfriend Beat Her With A Cat

September 17, 2010 at 5:51 am by  

Hoboken, NJ – Called out on a report of a domestic altercation yesterday afternoon, Hoboken police made contact with a crying 20-year-old woman who claimed her boyfriend had assaulted her.

The boyfriend, 49-year-old Lasalle Davis, was apparently unhappy with the woman because she failed to call him the night before. The woman told police Davis yelled at her, grabbed her right arm and punched her in the head a couple of times.

But the shit really hit the fan when she told him that she wanted to end their 2-year relationship. Angered by the prospect of losing his woman, Davis snapped. He laid his hands on the closest available weapon – a cat – and hit the woman with it.

The woman complained of pain to her lower back and back of her head. She filed a restraining order and Davis was arrested and charged with simple assault. Police are unsure of the condition or whereabouts of the feline.…