Florida Keys - Y Le, 27, hosted a Superbowl party at his place over the weekend. At around 2:00 in the a.m., Le decided the party was over and started ushering people out of his home. Vin Pham, 42, was in the middle of a card game and didn’t heed Le’s demand to kick rocks. After a heated verbal argument, Le did what any gracious host would do – he whacked Pham in the face with a beer bottle, cutting him. Pham retaliated with a wicked punch to Le’s face, dislocating his jaw. At some point in the tussle, Pham got Le in a choke-hold. Big mistake. Huge. Le reached around and grabbed Pham’s nuts and somehow punctured the sack with his fingers. It has been reported that Pham’s nut sack was damn near ripped off. Wow. I don’t even possess such equipment and I can feel his pain. In the end, Le refused medical treatment for his dislocated jaw and Pham required about 52 stitches to close the wound to his jewels.…Continue Reading
Tacoma, WA – Joshua Tabor, a Joint Base Lewis-McChord soldier, is accused of holding his young daughter’s head under running water because she wouldn’t recite her ABC’s. It is alleged that Joshua and his girlfriend “held the child down on the counter and submerged her head into the water three or four times until the water came around her forehead and jawline.” Joshua said that she was face-up when her head was in the water. Joshua told investigators that his daughter was afraid of water and was “squirming around and trying to get away.” And, because of her fear of water, Joshua figured that was as fitting a punishment as any. When the child was examined, an officer observed the child “had severe bruising on her entire back,” scratch marks and bruises on her neck, throat, chin, arms, legs and butt. When asked how she got those injuries, she replied, “Daddy did it.” According to Joshua’s girlfriend, beatings are a regular occurrence and further stated that the child often locked herself in a closet because she was scared of her daddy.…Continue Reading
Parsippany, New Jersey – After a Belvidere High School wrestling match, 40-year-old Robert Spezza came off of the bleachers and attacked volunteer coach Dan Shamsudin, 28. Shamsudin fell backwards and hit his head on the basketball court hardwood. “I was dazed for a second,” Shamsudin said Monday night. “I didn’t know where I was for a second. But he wasn’t the only one injured. 11-year-old Chris Gentile re-injured his wrist he had fractured earlier during his match when Spezza knocked him over to get to Shamsudin. “It was not sportsman like at all,” Gentile said. “It was hurtful, it was not man-like.” Heh. Man-like. The reason for the attack? Reports are that Spezza was not happy with the fact that his 11-year-old had lost the match. Spezza’s lawyer says he was simply reacting to a crude remark Shamsudin made about his son. Either way, Spezza acted like an asshole and has been charged with aggravated assault, simple assault and disorderly conduct.…Continue Reading
Marco Island, FL – The bloodied guy you see to the left is 30-year-old Travis Ballenger. Travis got beat the hell down Saturday morning because his dumb ass apparently can’t take no for an answer. According to police reports, a woman told deputies that Travis tried to rape her. She said that after arriving at the residence early Saturday morning, Travis asked her if she wanted to “hook-up.” Well, she didn’t, and when she refused, Travis allegedly pushed her onto a couch, sat on her, and attempted to unbuckle her pants. She screamed and managed to push him off. At that point, another male in the house, 30-year-old Bernard Cushman, entered the room and told Travis to leave. Travis refused and the beat down commenced. Then another male in the house, 28-year-old John Purkey, joined in the brawl. Travis managed to escape the fists of fury, but not before John chased him out of the house with a knife. All three men were arrested. Travis is looking at charges of battery and sexual battery.…Continue Reading
On Friday morning, two inmates at the Monroe County Jail got into a physical altercation at the jail’s gym. What started the fight is not clear, but whose ass got beat was. Elijah H. Armstrong, 19, was sent to the hospital after David B. Hanna, 33, took off his prosthetic arm and used it to break the bones in Armstrong’s face. Then, while he was on the ground, Hanna stomped on Armstrong’s head a few times for good measure. Armstrong, in jail since December for grand larceny, was taken to Strong Memorial Hospital and according to court documents, suffered several broken bones in his face, including his nose, orbital bones and several teeth. Hanna, who is in jail for drugs and parole violation, was charged first-degree assault. He pleaded not guilty. His arm was confiscated. Is it ironic that a man named Armstrong gets beaten by a man missing an arm? Or am I pulling an Alanis Morissette?…Continue Reading
Colorado Springs, CO - Police were called to a Colorado Springs McDonald’s Wednesday evening after getting a report that an intoxicated man with two children had passed out in the play area of the restaurant. When officers arrived and made contact with the drunk dude, 28-year-old Joshua Alger, two things were determined – he was, indeed, intoxicated and he had a warrant out for failing to appear in court on an obstruction of justice charge. At that point, deputies called the children’s mother and requested that she come and retrieve the kiddos because daddy was going to jail. And then it got stupid. Joshua started to get a little pissy and allegedly began threatening the arresting officers. He tried to get his kids in on the action as well, telling them to “bite the officers’ faces off.“ I have to assume that wasn’t exactly the way he phrased it. Joshua continued with his fit and a wrestling match with the cops ensued. After being taken to the ground, and after allegedly kicking an officer in the face, a taser was employed – zapping the fight right outta him.…Continue Reading
SANDUSKY, Ohio – Police say that 61-year-old Ralph Barr got really upset over the fact that his crab cakes rung up wrong at a Kroger grocery store. The grocery store manager admitted that the crab cakes were incorrectly priced and tried to resolve the error by offering the first pound at a discount, but the rest at the regular price. That’s when Barr allegedly punched the store manager five or six times, head-butted him and then spit in his face. The store manager retaliated by hitting Barr in the face with a price gun. Barr was arrested and charged with assault and criminal damaging. He has been released from jail, but has been banned from the Kroger store. The first person who makes a way-too-easy joke about Barr being crabby gets a throat punch.…Continue Reading
St. Petersburg, FL – Nicholas Marks, 20, is an unemployed and ungrateful little bastid who has been moochin’ off his cancer-stricken 83-year-old grandma for far too long. Despite her illness, the woman works five days a week to support her snot-nosed bratty grandson and is repaid not with kindness, but with threats and abuse. Last Sunday, Marks called police to report that he was beaten by his father’s girlfriend and pushed by his grandmother. While investigating his claims, police discovered that Marks is the abusive one and has been mentally and physically abusing his grandmother for nearly a year. The alleged abuse includes repeated insults directed at his grandmother and the screaming of vulgarities; repeated pokes to grandma’s arm; repeatedly fucking with the remote and changing channels while grandma was watching TV. On one occasion, grandma accidentally stepped on the brat’s foot and ended up knocking her head on a wall after he pushed her. On Sunday, after another argument over the TV, grandma retreated to another room, only to be followed by a yelling and screaming Marks.…Continue Reading
St. Petersburg, FL - What is it about Wal-Mart that makes some men totally lose all sense of morals and rationality? We have many stories here at the Dreamin’ Demon about men who stalk the aisles and bathrooms of Wal-Mart with the sole intent of ruining someone’s day to appease their own sick and twisted desires. Is it the lighting? The crowd? The odor? Really, I’d love to know. Let’s add Hugh Thompson to the ever-growing list of Wal-Mart miscreants. Hugh, a registered sex offender, was arrested after he was caught annoying and harassing women at a Wal-Mart Supercenter. According to authorities and video surveillance, Hugh appeared to be “wandering” aimlessly through the store for about 30 minutes, but he wasn’t doing any shopping. What he was doing was trying to garner the attention of female shoppers by “continuously zipping and unzipping his pants” after approaching or walking past them. According to police, it seemed as though he was waiting for the women to turn around and catch him with his pants unzipped.…Continue Reading
Kansas City – I cannot believe we missed this one, and maybe we didn’t and I just couldn’t find it, but a man who encouraged his two children to beat their sleeping mother with baseball bats has been sentenced to 10 years in prison. Arthur Davis III, 61, was sentenced to more than 25 years Monday for attempted first-degree murder, aggravated kidnapping and contributing to a child’s misconduct. Prosecutors say Davis encouraged his 12-year-old daughter and 15-year-old son to kill his ex-wife last June. After the children began beating her, Davis went to her house and joined the attack. In a 911 call, you can hear Davis yelling for the kids to hit her “harder”. The 45-year-old woman escaped the home and ran down the street in her underwear. She was treated for cuts to her head. The daughter was granted immunity for testifying against her father while the son entered a plea to a reduced charge of aggravated battery and was sentenced to three years in state custody. He will serve the sentence at a state youth center.…Continue Reading
SHIRLEY, Mass — Robert Gulla and Allison Myrick, both 19-years-old, began dating in September but Myrick broke off the relationship in December. Myrick received an emergency restraining order against Gulla shortly afterward that would last for 24 hours. Myrick filed for another restraining order against Gulla last Tuesday that would remain in effect until Feb. 2. Myrick had to get help from Fitchburg State College campus police at least twice because of Gulla’s harassment. On Saturday, Myrick went to the home of Gulla’s mother where he lived in the basement. Gulla’s mother told police she heard them arguing and left. When she returned several hours later, she would find Myrick stabbed to death and her son suffering from knife and gunshot wounds. Prosecutors said Gulla stabbed Myrick with a knife and then used it on himself, and shot himself in the head with a rifle-style air gun.…Continue Reading
Chino Valley, AZ – Have you ever been so liquored up and desperate for a piece of tail that the neighbor’s dog started to look attractive? What with her furry little booty and her come hither looks? No? Didn’t think so. I guess Gary Riley can’t say the same – he’s been indicted on charges of bestiality for the alleged rape of his neighbor’s 6-month-old border collie, Daisy. Levi Federwisch told officers that he arrived home from work on January 7th and discovered that his dog was missing. While searching for the pup, Levi came upon a gruesome and disturbing scene – poor Daisy was being violated by Gary. After a bit of a struggle, Levi was able to rescue the dog from the big dumb human. Gary, who was later found hiding under his bed, told officers that he had found the dog on his property and was on his way to return it when a man (Levi) started yelling and hit him for no good reason. When Levi said something about calling the cops, Gary freaked.…Continue Reading
Jonesville – Bobbie Smith, 27, and her sister 28-year-old Sandra Smith were both “highly intoxicated” Sunday night when they got into a fight with each other that turned physical.
What started the fight is unclear, but what Bobbie did to Sandra is not. Bobbie bit off her sister’s nose. But Bobbie wasn’t done.
She also kicked a police officer as she was being placed in a patrol car, and once inside, caused significant damage to the partition between the back seat and the driver.
Her sister’s nose was recovered at the scene, but it is not clear on if it can be re-attached.
Bobbie, a single mother of two, has been charged with mayhem — the cutting off or out or disabling of a tongue, eyes, ears, a nose, limb, organ or other body member — assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder, aggravated domestic violence, resisting or obstructing an officer and malicious destruction of police property.
The first two charges are felonies punishable by a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison or a fine of up to $5,000.…Continue Reading
Conway, SC – Shortly after 8 p.m. Friday, two Walmart asset protection employees stopped Dorina Williams, 41, because they suspected her of shoplifting. Williams and her 16-year-old daughter Myiesha Williams then got into an altercation with the Wal-Mart employees. What exactly transpired at that point is not known, but the teen says that her mother attempted to give the employees the bag they wanted to see, but that they began choking her mother. She says she tried to tell the employees that her mother could not breathe. Williams collapsed during the struggle and was taken to Conway Medical Center where she was later pronounced dead. Deputy Coroner Tony Hendrick said she died of natural causes. Her family is now speaking to the press, and they are not real happy with Wal-Mart. …Continue Reading
Cobb County, GA – Markice “Kesan” Moore was released from jail early Thursday after he turned himself in to Cobb County police for allegedly beating his daughter. The actor, most recently on MTV’s reality show “G’s to Gents”, has been has been accused of breaking both of his infant daughter’s arms, one leg, 3 ribs, a collarbone and causing bruising to her face, eyes, ears, back, chest and rear after being with Moore on Aug. 1. No information on the age or condition of the little girl. Moore has also been featured in “Tyler Perry’s Meet the Browns” and the films “ATL” and “Drumline.” Moore has been charged with cruelty to children and released from jail overnight on $20,000 bond. Kesan was also arrested in November 2008 for improper lane change and driving without a license. According to his myspace, he is a music star – hip hop/rap/ghettotech.
Chicago, IL – At about 9:30 p.m. Sunday evening, 31 year old Fernando Cooper and an off-duty police officer got into an altercation outside Gibson’s Bar and Steakhouse. Despite the officer’s identification of himself as a police officer, Cooper kept going, causing cuts and bruises to the officer about the eye with several punches and “severely” biting the officer’s nipple. Um, were they nude? Isn’t Chicago a little nippy this time of year? Both men were treated for cuts and bruises. According to a doctor, the officer “lost a body part.” I’m assuming this means his nipple. The cause of the dispute was not immediately known. Now, get this – aside from misdemeanor resisting arrest and panhandling in a prohibited manner charges, Cooper has been charged with aggravated battery and attempting to disarm a peace officer. WTF? Are the officer’s nipples considered deadly weapons? Someone please explain.…Continue Reading
HALLANDALE BEACH, Fla – After being told by a police officer that she could not park near the Martin Luther King Jr. Day parade’s main route, 37-year-old Latricia Samuel got pissed. Reports say she drove south on NW 8th Avenue as the parade made its way north in her direction. Police officers had to jump out of her way and three children, including two babies in strollers, were almost hit by her vehicle. Several police cruisers chased her down, catching her after she crashed her vehicle. She was arrested has been charged with charged with seven counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon on a law enforcement officer, an additional six counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, fleeing law enforcement and resisting arrest. Her bail was set at over $65,000.…Continue Reading
Rochester, NY – An 8-month-old child is suffering first, second, and third degree burns to his back and butt because Kelly Hernandez didn’t feel like bending over. Hernandez, an in-home daycare provider, has had her license suspended and is facing child abuse charges after she allegedly placed her young charge on top of the stove to change his diaper. Somehow, the electric burner was turned on while the child was sitting on it. Hernandez was reportedly distraught and crying while undergoing questioning, as she should have been. She admitted to police that she had made a stupid mistake, but said she was lazy that day and “didn’t want to bend over to change the baby so she put him on the stove top.” I’ve changed diapers in some off the wall places, but the kitchen stove never crossed my mind. The child’s parents say the burns are so bad, the baby may need plastic surgery. Hernandez, 44, has been charged with second-degree assault and reckless assault of a child by a day care provider and has been released on $1,500 bail.…Continue Reading
Buffalo, New York – Allegedly, during a New Year’s party in a Lancaster home, 17-year-old Justin Mangold confronted 23-year-old Andrew Gill about his cutting in line to play Beer Pong. Gill, a rookie police officer who had only been on the streets for a couple of weeks, proceeded to beat the shit of Mangold who would suffer a broken nose, a cut lip, a chipped tooth and two black eyes. Gill says that he was merely defending himself when Mangold confronted him in a threatening manner. Mangold (and witnesses) say that’s bullshit and that Mangold never threatened Gill, never threw a punch and that Gill attacked Mangold while yelling, “I’m a cop, I can kick your ass and get away with it!” Some do not think that disciplinary action is being handled correctly (nothing has been done yet) but Town Supervisor Robert H. Giza told The Buffalo News they were simply reviewing the facts before deciding whether to suspend or terminate Gill and it has nothing to do with Gill’s father, Gerald, being a lieutenant in the Police Department and that Gill’s uncle, William Cansdale, is mayor of the Village of Lancaster.…Continue Reading
Dallas, TX – At the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, Kerri Lyn Smith’s boyfriend leaned in for a kiss. Little did the poor fucker know, he, at some point, did something to piss her the hell off. What he did/said/thought is unknown. And when he committed the atrocious offense, whether it be real or Kerri’s imagination, is also unknown. She showed him her displeasure by biting his lip off and spitting it out. She bit his bottom lip right the hell off his face. He was able to push her crazy ass away and summon help via 911. (Would you consider me twisted if I told you that I would love to hear the actual 911 recording? I’m running it through my head right now, and yes, it sounds kinda funny). Police say they aren’t sure why Smith was so pissed, but when they arrived at the home, they found the boyfriend’s lip laying on the floor. I don’t know, but I’m thinking alcohol may have played a role in the whole bloody incident.…Continue Reading