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Woman Steals Husband’s Fake Leg, Attacks Him

March 10, 2011 at 10:53 am by  

ROCK HILL, SC – 49-year-old Vicki Covington has been arrested and faces assault charges after allegedly stealing her husband’s prosthetic leg and attacking him.

York County Sheriffs were called to the home at 11:24 pm on Sunday evening to respond to an assault call. When they arrived, 53-year-old James Covington claimed his wife was intoxicated and had assaulted him. Deputies could see physical proof on James, such as a cut on his left ear, a scratch on his left ring finger and scratches on his back.

Vicki apparently would “not leave him alone” and had even taken his prosthetic leg away from him.  Vicki must have needed a break from all of the fighting so, she stepped outside to smoke. Covington told deputies that he locked the door behind her “to keep her away from him” which left the woman outside with her cigs.

When Vicki realized that her husband had locked her out, she was determined to get back in and decided to break the glass in the door to gain entry.…

Albuquerque, NM — Albuquerque police have one person in custody and are searching for two additional suspects in connection with the kidnapping and beating of a woman who ended up getting her pinky finger snipped off over an $80 debt.

The victim, Samantha Hernandez, told police she had been at the Sandia Casino on Friday and needed a ride. She called a couple of friends known only as Mike and Joe, who took her to an apartment complex in southeast Albuquerque. At the apartment, Hernandez told police she saw 41-year-old Kari Pacheco and another man she wasn’t familiar with.

What actually transpired inside the apartment is unclear, but at some point, Hernandez was reportedly thrown into a trunk and taken on a 2-hour drive to a mountainous area. Once there, she was ordered out of the trunk and was forced to undress. The strange man she had seen at the apartment then questioned and beat her, claiming he had a contract on her for $80. Hernandez told police the man stepped on her chest, grabbed her right arm and snipped off her pinky finger with a pair of shears.…

Naperville, Illinois -- What would you do if a security guard caught you smoking in a bar bathroom? Any rational person would decide to step outside to finish that smoke, but not Adam Heard and his obviously equally intelligent girlfriend, Kelly Cihlar.

The 31-year-old man and his 25-year-old girlfriend were having a cigarette in the Blackfin American Saloon bathroom when the security guard entered and told them to take it outside. Hearn decided he had a better idea. He started arguing and began fighting with the security guard. Then, he pulled out a knife and got all stabby. Other security guards stepped in and subdued Heard until police arrived.

The guard must have had some extensive injuries because he had to undergo surgery after being transported to Edward Hospital. His current condition has not been released.

Cihlar was charged with obstruction of a police officer, resisting arrest, battery, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of cannabis.

Heard was charged with aggravated battery with a weapon, aggravated battery with great bodily harm and possession of a weapon by a felon.…

New Orleans, LA – New Orleans police arrested a 10-year-old boy on Saturday, accusing him of stabbing his 15-year-old brother in the back twice with a kitchen knife.

Reports are that the brothers had gotten into an argument after the victim told his brother to quit wrestling with his cousin in fear of one of them getting hurt.

The 10-year-old got pissed and retrieved a knife from the kitchen. When he approached his brother, a struggle over the knife ensued, ending with the 10-year-old stabbing his older brother twice in the back.

No word on the condition of the victim, but his younger brother was arrested and placed in a juvenile facility.

Kid’s got some anger management issues, right? God knows me and my brother got into it from time to time, but the worst I ever did was shoot him in the head with a pellet gun. But that was just a well-aimed shot accident.…

Louisville, KY – Police have arrested a 12-year-old after they say she and her mother dragged a school bus driver off her bus and beat her.

Police say that on Tuesday afternoon, children were getting off  the bus when 30-year-old Chesica White and her 12-year-old daughter got on to confront the driver about White’s 7-year-old son being bullied. She says her son has been bullied all school year and the driver, Johnetta Anderson, is not doing enough to stop it.

Anderson attempted to keep White and her daughter from entering the vehicle, leading to some pushing and shoving. White and her daughter allegedly ended up grabbing Anderson by the ankles and dragging her off the bus on to the pavement. She was able to get back on the bus and call police.

Anderson is being treated for bruises and a possible pulled hamstring and will be out of work for a few weeks. A 5 or 6-year-old who was trying to get off the bus when White and her daughter entered, caught up in the scuffle and is sporting a busted lip and cuts to his face.…

PALMETTO, FL. - I was trying to stay away from any more Florida stories today, but I couldn’t pass up the title. A man has been charged with battery after he folded a 66-year-old woman into a fold-up couch.

According to the Palmetto Police Department, 53-year-old Mark Foreman went to the home of his ex-girlfriend and asked to use the bathroom. While in the home, Foreman allegedly pushed his ex-girlfriend’s mother on to a fold up couch in the living room, then proceeded to fold her up inside it.

The report does not state how long she was in the couch, but the woman was taken to the hospital suffering from minor wrist and back injuries while Foreman was arrested and charged with battery of a person over 65. He is currently being held on $2,500 bond.…

WASHINGTON – The parents of a 6-year-old girl are upset at their school district, accusing them of covering up an incident in which their daughter’s school bus driver was captured on video jerking their daughter to the floor by her backpack.

The driver, Dan Taylor, can be seen yelling at the kids in the bus to sit down. At one point Ashley Reavely stands up to talk to the kids sitting behind her. It’s then that Taylor grabs her backpack and jerks her backwards off her feet. While she lays on the ground, he berates her and tells her to go sit down…all while the bus is still moving.

Moments later, the still frustrated Taylor can be seen stopping the bus and yell at another kid, possibly putting his hands on him. I’m all for student safety and can understand the driver’s frustration at kids not sitting in their seats, but Taylor seems to be wound a bit tightly, and maybe the impressive, behind the back snatch-and-grab was a bit extreme.…

Calvert City, KY — After receiving reports of two small children wandering along I-24, state troopers responded to the area and found a 2-year-old child lying on the inside edge of the westbound lane. The child had a large laceration to the back of the head. Walking in the opposite direction, a woman carrying a 5-year-old child. The woman was later identified as the mother of the children – 29-year-old Cynthia Palmer.

Palmer told police that she and her children were traveling to Fort Campbell, TN., when she began hallucinating from the bath salts she had snorted earlier in the day. The hallucinations reportedly led her to pull off the roadway and exit the vehicle with her children. As she struggled to carry them both, she apparently dropped the younger one on his head and continued walking, leaving him behind.

The 2-year-old was transported to the hospital for treatment, the 5-year-old was taken into custody by Social Services, and Palmer was booked on charges of assault, wanton endangerment and public intoxication.…

Glenwood, IL — Prosecutors say 38-year-old Hugo Dominguez and his girlfriend are facing aggravated domestic battery charges for routinely chaining his 13-year-old son to a dryer and beating the boy with a multitude of items.

The alleged abuse was brought to light last week after police received a call from Brookwood Junior High School. When officers arrived at the school, they found the teen to be suffering from a large laceration to his left elbow, bruising on a large portion of both arms, lash marks on his lower and middle back and marks on his lower legs.

The boy told police his father kept him chained to the dryer most nights and ordered him into the garage before school each morning. The teen claimed to have been beaten by both his father and his live-in girlfriend with items ranging from a broken ax handle to a bamboo back scratcher. He also told police his father recently got all stabby with a knife.

A search of the couple’s home revealed the items in question, as well as a chain attached to the washing machine in a laundry room.…

ORLANDO, Fla. — For the fifth time since November, an 8-year-old boy at Riverside Elementary has been arrested after being accused of fighting with students and teachers.

The most recent arrest was on Tuesday after school administrators called the Orange County Sheriff’s Office after his latest attack on teachers, who arrested the special education student and charged him with battery.

The boy has been arrested for biting and hitting teachers, running from the school, throwing objects and chasing other children around while telling them he was going to kill them. No one has been seriously hurt during any of these outbursts.

The boy’s mother says he doesn’t act like an idiot at home while other parents are shocked that the kid has been arrested and why something better isn’t in place to help the child. I’m also going to go out on a limb that the person who pondered the latter would be singing a different tune if this kid had jabbed her kid in the face with a pencil.

School administrators say they have no choice but to call police whenever a student threatens another student with death, runs off campus or physically attacks teachers.…

Stock Island, FL — 60-year-old Urania Lot is behind bars after police say she hit her 18-year-old son with a hammer over an argument about where he should eat his sandwich.

Police were called to Lot’s home Monday afternoon and first made contact with the victim. The teen, nursing a sore arm and sportin’ a battered head, told officers that he and his mom had been arguing over a sandwich.

Lot apparently requested that the boy eat his sandwich at the table in the dining room instead of in the living room. When the teen refused, the woman threatened to smash his television to bits and kick his disrespectful ass to the curb. Her threats fell on deaf ears.

Frustrated, the woman reportedly grabbed a hammer and whacked the boy on the arm before pummelin’ him in the head a bit with her fists. Police say she also bit the boy on the wrist.

When questioned, Lot and her granddaughter told police the teen was both rude and belligerent in his refusal to follow house rules.…

Serial Semen Squirter Gets Probation

February 25, 2011 at 4:46 am by  

Rockville, MD — Got another quickie update for ya this morning, mainly because I wanted to use “Serial Semen Squirter” in the title.

Michael Wayne Edwards Jr., 28, made his debut here at the D’D in August of last year after he was accused of squirting semen on a woman in a grocery store parking lot.

Two weeks after his arrest, investigators linked him to a similar incident that occurred outside of a Michael’s craft store in November of ’09. In addition to those two cases, police say three more women came forward claiming to have been splattered by Michael’s spooge.

Charged with two counts of second-degree assault, Michael appeared in court in November and pleaded guilty to the charges. On Thursday, a judge sentenced him to three years in prison, but suspended the sentence and gave him three years probation instead.

Michael’s attorney claims his client is a law-abiding and churchgoing member of the community, and his actions were the result of misplaced anger after breaking up with a girlfriend.…

Sacramento, CA – When I posted the video of a FOX news crew being attacked by a mob of mourners outside a California IHOP, I only did so because it was a slow news day. Also, I thought the chick in green was the most annoying person ever and the way reporter John Lobertini used his mic against the angry crowd was hilarious. He was like a fairy waving a wand.

I didn’t have much of an opinion on it because I didn’t know what words were exchanged between the crew and the crowd that had gathered at an impromptu memorial for a man that had been shot and killed there earlier that day.

But I did think that at least some of those people involved would be charged with dragging camerawoman, Rebecca Little, to the ground by her hair and then kicking her while she was down. But to date that has not happened and a growing number of people want to know why — including the people who started the obligatory Facebook Page.…

Durango, CO — Paul Andrew Kausalik, 61, was arrested earlier this month on suspicion of drunk driving. That’s not what earned him a spot here at the Dreamin’ Demon, though…he earned his 15 minutes of shame by allegedly spitting his own feces on the face of the arresting officer.

The alleged shit-spitter was pulled over on February 11, after Officer Chad Langley observed him taking a right without using his turn signal. After making contact with Kausalik, the officer detected the aroma of alcohol on his breath. Though Kausalik denied being under the influence, he reportedly blew a .142, almost three times the .05 legal driving limit in the state of Colorado. Kausalik was placed under arrest and transported to the cop shop for a formal breath test.

Upon arrival at the station, Kausalik asked to use the facilities. Officer Langley reported that he was forced to enter the shitter to wake the man twice, telling Kausalik that he couldn’t stay in the restroom all night to avoid the breath test – he needed to either take the test or choose a refusal.…

Santa Ana, CA — Some of you may remember Michael Lallana, we featured him back in August after he was accused of ejaculating into a co-worker’s water bottle. There was no doubt of the man’s guilt, DNA tests confirmed the spunk belonged to him, but many of us were left asking, “Why?”

Well, Lallana’s case has finally made it to trial. Jurors yesterday heard Lallana’s taped confession, in which he explained why he felt compelled to pollute that poor woman’s water on two separate occasions.

In an interview with Orange Police Department detectives last year, Lallana admitted that he did it because the woman was attractive and because her lips had touched the bottle in question. “It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone,” he said. “I saw her water bottle and I did it. For me, it’s a release. I think about my wife.” Lucky lady, huh?

He told police he never thought she would actually drink it.…

Phoenix, Arizona – Back in 2009, we reported on 50-year-old Faleh Hassan Almaleki, the Iraqi immigrant who was charged with running over his daughter because she had become too “Westernized.”

Yesterday, a jury found him guilty of second-degree murder, aggravated assault and two counts of leaving the scene of an accident.

Defense attorneys tried to argue that Almaleki was simply trying to spit on his daughter, 20-year-old  Noor Almaleki, when he accidentally swerved into her and her boyfriend’s mother in the Arizona Department of Economic Security parking lot.

Noor would remain in a coma for two weeks before dying from her injuries.

After striking his daughter, Almaleki abandoned his vehicle in Mexico, then flew to Britain. You know, all the things a father does when he accidentally hits his daughter with a Jeep. Luckily he was denied entry into the country and was sent back to the United States.

Authorities say the Almaleki was enraged at that Noor had refused an arranged marriage, went to college, and had a boyfriend he did not approve.…

Louisville, KYRobin Scott, 50, is looking at some time behind bars after police say she threw boiling hot water on her fiancé. Her legally blind fiancé.

Called out to the couple’s home on a report of a domestic disturbance, police first made contact with Scott’s fiancé, 61-year-old Thomas Maddle. The man was sportin’ a cut on top of his head, swelling in his face and severe burns on his arms. Maddle told police he and Scott were in the middle of an argument when she retrieved a pot of boiling water from the kitchen and tossed it on him.

Help me out here… how is it possible that these crazy fucks always seem to have a pot of boiling water at the ready?

Scott was booked on second-degree assault charges and Maddle was transported to the hospital for treatment of second-degree burns.…

Missing Girl Scout Cookies Leads To Beat Down

February 22, 2011 at 2:24 am by  

Naples, FL — Hersha Howard was arrested on assault charges early Sunday morning after reportedly beating another woman’s ass over a box of Girl Scout cookies. But these weren’t just any Girl Scout cookies, Demonites…we’re talking Thin Mints!

Police say Howard entered her roommate’s bedroom that morning and accused the sleeping woman of eating her cookies. The victim denied it, claiming she fed the cookies to Howard’s kids who were up, and hungry, at 1 a.m. She then reportedly offered to pay Howard $10 for the cookies. Apparently in no mood to haggle, Howard refused the cash and got busy with the bitch slappin’.

As the two struggled, the victim’s husband managed to pry Howard off his wife, allowing the alleged cookie thief to escape the bedroom. Armed with a pair of scissors, police say Howard chased after the woman, following her down the stairs in a “threatening manner.” She soon traded the scissors for a board and commenced to beating the woman with it.

The fight spilled into the kitchen, where the victim’s husband intervened once again.…