Huntingdon, PA — This fella here is Jeremiah Shoop. Aside from having one of the most Looney Tunes mugshots I’ve ever seen, Shoop was also involved in an incident which resulted in a shootout, sending one man to the hospital and three to jail. The shooting apparently involved the use of ‘bath salts,’ which if you didn’t know is actually this.
The incident reportedly occurred in the basement apartment where 23 year-old William Ledford Jr. lives. Ledford was there with two other men, 18 year-old Joshua Lemin and 24 year-old Dustin Scott. It was with the arrival of a fourth man, 31 year-old Jeremiah Shoop, that the sh!t hit the fan. It has been reported that the three were high on bath salts or that Shoop had come to steal their bath salts, or both. What the three men did next makes it very easy to believe they were on something.
Shoop, who had allegedly been making threatening phone calls to Ledford in the days prior, knocked on the door and called Ledford out.…
Fort Worth, TX — George Bradley, 32, is facing numerous charges after police say he set fire to his mother, then headed to a nearby charter school and attempted to sexually assault a teacher at knifepoint.
Bradley’s Monday apparently went a little something like this….
For reasons known only to him at this point, Bradley reportedly poured a flammable liquid on his 68-year-old mother and flicked his Bic. Screaming and in flames, the woman managed to escape the apartment to the safety of a neighbor’s home. Police say the woman is now listed in critical condition at a Lubbock hospital, suffering third-degree burns to much of her upper body.
A short time later, Bradley entered the main office at Rise Academy, announced that he had just killed his mother and asked the secretary to call 911. School administrator Audrey Saldivar said Bradley then grew agitated, locked the office door, pulled out a knife and forced a teacher into Superintendent Richard Baumgartner’s office.
“It was just random,” Saldivar said. “We didn’t know what was happening.”
In the meantime, Baumgartner had been informed of the situation and had just reached the office at the same time Bradley was locking the door.…
Wardlaw’s actions were reportedly in response to the boy having taken a check from her checkbook in hopes to buy a book at the school book fair. Wardlaw apparently got so upset, “she then struck him several times about his body with an extension cord,” according to police. The circumstances came to light after a school nurse asked the boy about his injured arm.
The investigation revealed that her 7-year-old twin daughters also had “prior injury marks about their body that were consistent with being struck with the same object,” police said.
Wardlaw was charged with five counts of child endangerment and four counts of second-degree assault. She was released on $21,000 unsecured bail, and is forbidden to have unsupervised contact with the children.
Clearly, the boy didn’t deserve to be beaten with an extension cord by scary-mom for any reason. Nobody does. But I got to thinking specifically about the stolen check. …
Brooklyn, NY– What does the woman of today do when she’s arguing with her boyfriend about money? Withhold sex? Storm off angrily? Find a new one? If you ask 30 year-old Geraldine McCoy of Brooklyn, she might tell you to do what she allegedly did on Sunday evening: dump sulfuric acid on him! Yeah, that old gag.
Apparently police received a call about the incident, and when they arrived the found McCoy and her boyfriend, 55 year-old Henry Maurasse, trying to rinse the stuff off them in the shower.
As it turns out, Mr. Maurasse didn’t quite like the idea of having acid poured on him and decided to do something about it. As the two struggled, the stuff splashed not only on them but all around the bedroom as well, damaging furniture, curtains, etc..
Both of them would be taken to the hospital with 2nd and 3rd degree burns. McCoy will be charged with assault.
So all this being said…where the hell does one get sulfuric acid?…
The woman’s mother called 911 at about 8:00 Monday morning to report the alleged assault. While she was on the phone with dispatchers, the victim’s 52-year-old father was walking into the cop shop to turn himself in.
According to officers, the unidentified man said that he had just assaulted his daughter with a baseball bat while she was sleeping.
“Not a homicide, and we hope that it doesn’t turn into that,” said Oxford Police Sergeant Michael Solwold. “It’s not a good scene, and we hope that everything does turn out for everybody’s sake.”
Though police say they have had no prior calls to the home, neighbors have said they often heard the father and daughter fighting at night.
The motive behind the attack is unclear at this time. As usual, we’ll keep you updated as more details are made available.…
Franklinton, LA — Early Sunday morning police received multiple calls regarding a rampage through the area of Serenity Village, an assisted living complex housing elderly and disabled peoples. The incident included broken windows and several attacks on elderly residents.
38 year-old Phillip Morris Garrett, a resident at the complex, apparently went ‘nanners. Reports indicate he struck a 75 year-old male with a tree branch after kicking in his door, beat down another door and struck the female elderly resident in the face with a chunk of concrete, then worked his way into the home of a disabled blind resident (hesitant sigh of relief) and struck the caretaker in the face with a brick.
It was when he approached the residence of 86 year-old Willie Mae Warren that things began to go south for him. As the suspect approached her home, she whipped out her gat and popped a few caps in the man’s direction. Immediately thereafter Garrett encountered a responding officer. Despite the officer’s attempt to subdue the man with a taser, Garrett continued at him with a brick in hand.…
Lacey, WA — On Thursday afternoon a 16 year-old girl was walking a well-worn path through a park near her home. She passed a man, sitting cross-legged on the ground, who did not acknowledge her presence…until about ten seconds after she passed him, at which point he apparently struck her in the back of the head, knocking her to the ground.
The man reportedly tried to pin her to the ground, but much to his surprise she unleashed a Tasmanian Devil-style flurry of punches and kicks, even biting his fingers at one point, which was enough to stun him so she could run away. She even gave him an extra boot to the face on her way.
A suspect was identified by way of a wallet found at the scene, a wallet belonging to a level 2 sex-offender. 40 year-old Kevin James Stark was later arrested at his mother’s house, where police brought the victim, who said she was “absolutely positive that Stark was the man” who assaulted her. The police report states Stark was bleeding from his fingers in conjunction with the girl’s story.…
Burien, WA – I love it when criminals are also morons. 17-year-old Chris Lito, a student at my alma mater, Highline High School, is one such moron, thankfully. I still live here and shudder at the thought of this creep wandering our streets.
It was about 1:00 in the afternoon when the 16 year old victim was making her way to the local transit center. As she passed through an alley (directly behind the last house I rented!), she was reportedly accosted by Lito, who promptly dragged her into a secluded stairway. Police say he then began viciously beating her. When beating her didn’t work, he choked her until blackout. When choking her didn’t work, he threatened her with a brick he had picked up, holding it over her head. All the while, this sick fuck was trying to force her pants down as she struggled.
But this tenacious young gal wasn’t about to go out like that. Despite the violent assault she was suffering, she still managed to get out a scream that was loud enough to cause Lito to drop the brick and run.…
Chicago, IL - According to police reports, on April, 22, Ruth Ramirez, 26, was at The Leg Room on Chicago’s Division Street – a popular north side bar area. Another woman, 29, and a friend were dancing at the club when Ramirez reportedly approached them and began arguing with the woman.
The topic of the argument was not reported, but it does not appear that Ramirez was happy with how the argument was going. Ramirez, a 5′ 4″ mother-of-one nicknamed “Tuty,” came at the victim and reportedly smashed a glass in her face before fleeing the scene.
The victim was treated at St. Mary of Nazareth Hospital for multiple lacerations to her left eye and cheek, receiving 32 stitches in her face.
What would have been the perfect crime was then undone by Ramirez’ bravado. According to Assistant State’s Attorney Erin Antonietti, the victim’s friend was on Facebook the next day when she saw a post by Ramirez bragging about the incident. She showed the post to the victim, who identified her attacker by the photograph posted on the profile.…
38 year-old Juan Perales-Diaz has been sentenced to four to five years in the slammer after pleading guilty to charges including attempted murder, assault and battery, assault with a deadly weapon, larceny over $250, making annoying phone calls (oh, I lol’d) and a handful of others. The victim? His own 60 year-old mother.
Apparently, Son of the Year swindled his mother out of $7000 last Aug 6th and proceeded to threaten her over the phone several times over the next few days, saying he was going to “take her down.” Then on Aug 12th, he reportedly showed up again and threatened her with a knife before stuffing a towel down her throat. Fortunately, mom was able to break free and escape through a window to call police from a neighbor’s house, at which point Perales-Diaz threw the knife at her.
Attorney for the defense claims an abusive childhood, bipolar disorder and the defendant being off his meds contributed to the attack.…
Cloquet, MN - Formal charges were levied Tuesday against Amber Ray Stonemark, 26, who police allege sliced up an ex-boyfriend with a straight-blade razor while claiming to be Jesus Christ. By the account, she seemed quite intent on dispatching him to the great beyond.
25-year-old Chaz Farleigh was the unfortunate focus of Stonemark’s attention last Friday night. “I’m going to kill him and send him for eternity to the devil.” Stonemark was quoted by police as saying after being told to drop what police thought was a knife.
C’mon cops… WWJKW? A knife? I don’t think so…
According to the complaint, Cloquet police were dispatched to a home near Stonemark’s after reports of a fight on the back steps. A nearby officer was able to respond almostimmediately. He encountering Stonemark “covered in blood” and wielding an “old-style straight-edge folding razor.” By the officer’s account, “she was in the process of trying to stab a bloody man lying on his back.”
The officer tased her in the chest from a distance of about six feet.…
Oklahoma City, OK — Four people are in custody after authorities say they attacked a developmentally disabled 18-year-old man last month, shocking his genitals with a stun gun and forcibly tattooing the words “I like little boys” on his chest and “RAPEST” on his forehead.
Because the victim was brutally beaten in addition to the shocking and the tatting, the details are a bit sketchy…
Police say that on April 17, while a couple members of the foursome were forcibly holding the victim down and shocking the family jewels, Dellert was busy inking the word “RAPEST” on the man’s forehead. And while he failed miserably with that word, he did manage to correctly spell “I like little boys” on the victim’s chest.
“They just put it on there,” said Stetson Johnson. “They was, like, ‘This is what you’re going to get and you’re going to walk around with this … ‘ I tried to push my way off of them and they kept on holding me down harder.”
While the ink was drying on Johnson’s head and chest, the group reportedly drove him to a lake in Del City.…
LAS CRUCES, N.M. – A woman is facing battery charges after police say she bit off her boyfriend’s lower lip during an argument.
Police were called to the Coachlight Inn Sunday night and found a 35-year-old man sporting a bloody face. He was transported to a local hospital then to the University Medical Center of El Paso because the extent of his injuries.
You see, he had been arguing with his girlfriend, 26-year-old Aurelia Lorena Reyes. The disagreement got heated and he told her to get out. Reyes responded to this request by grabbing her boyfriend’s head and biting off his lower lip.
And I don’t mean “off” in a sensationalize a story way, I mean “off” as in his lip was no longer attached to his face. In fact, police found it laying on the sidewalk right outside the door of the couple’s apartment. It was collected sent to the hospital with the victim, but I haven’t read any reports of it being re-attached to the man’s mouth or not.…
According to police, Brooks was visiting a family in Columbus, Ohio last October. Brooks told police her friend’s young daughter ‘was not feeling well the night before, and was fussy and could not sleep,’ so she gave the girl some methadone.
The 4-year-old girl later had to be taken to Nationwide Children’s Hospital after suffering cardiac arrest. There is no word on the child’s current condition, but based on the charges, it’s safe to assume she survived.
Brooks faces one count of felonious assault and two counts of endangering children. It is great that that they have a drug for heroin addiction. Do they have a drug for stupid, yet?…
Port St. Lucie, FL – The gentleman sporting the lovely shiner is 42-year-old Stephen Kurtycz – he’s facing charges of aggravated battery after police say he confronted a bothersome neighbor with a baseball bat.
According to the police affidavit, Kurtycz grew angry over a neighbor’s loud music late Tuesday night, and after yelling at ‘em to “turn that (bleep bleep) down,” he apparently grabbed a wooden baseball bat and headed over for a not so friendly chat.
Unable to resolve the matter verbally, police say Kurtycz whacked the woman upside the head so hard the bat splintered. He then reportedly attacked one of the woman’s friends, landing a punch to the eye. At that, the friend grabbed hold of Kurtycz’s bat and popped him a good one in the face, sending him to the ground. After picking himself up and dusting himself off, Kurtycz returned home. He was taken into custody a short time later.
Police say the homeowner has declined to press charges. Speaking of the homeowner, that was either a really cheap ass bat or that woman has a head made of iron.…
31-year-old Alfred Stewart (pictured) was celebrating a birthday with a group of hearing-impaired friends at Ocean’s Eleven Lounge Saturday night when another patron in the bar, 45-year-old Barbara Lee, mistook their sign language for gang gestures and got all kinds of offended. Police say Lee, a suspected gang member, approached the group and began throwing her own signs. Witnesses say the friends motioned for Lee to leave them alone.
Lee exited the bar, but returned a short time later with a couple of thugs in tow, one of them an unidentified juvenile. The other alleged thug, 19-year-old Marco Ibanez, reportedly pulled out a knife and started getting stabby.
Stewart and two of his friends reportedly suffered stab wounds to the back and torso. A bouncer who intervened in the attack was hospitalized after being hit over the head with a beer bottle multiple times.…
Coralville, IA – Lucinda V. Kinder, 32, has been charged with domestic abuse assault without intent causing injury after police say she bit her boyfriend’s penis during a heated argument.
Police responded to the home the woman shares with her boyfriend after receiving a 911 hangup call earlier this month. A police investigation alleges that Kinder punched the man, scratched his left shoulder, then bit his penis causing it to bleed.
At last report, Kinder was jailed on a $2,500 cash bond.
How do you bite a man’s penis to the point of drawing blood without intent to commit injury?!? I am injured by the thought of it alone.
Police were actually anticipating Meer’s arrival at the hospital after a 21-year-old female Ball State University student reported a rape during which she had stabbed her assailant four times.
According to police, at approximately 4:30AM, Meer knocked on the door of the victim’s apartment. Police say the victim opened the door and Meer “forced his way into her apartment.” The two then began to struggle.
Meer pulled a knife and put it to the woman’s throat, but dropped the knife during the struggle. The victim grabbed the knife and began stabbing Meer as he strangled her. The woman passed out from the strangulation, according to police reports.
It was after the victim regained consciousness that Meer reportedly raped her. As he was doing so, he tried to contain the blood from his multiple stab wounds using a T-shirt.
Meer’s mother and girlfriend told investigators Meer returned home around 6 a.m.…