Hoboken, NJ – Called out on a report of a domestic altercation yesterday afternoon, Hoboken police made contact with a crying 20-year-old woman who claimed her boyfriend had assaulted her. The boyfriend, 49-year-old Lasalle Davis, was apparently unhappy with the woman because she failed to call him the night before. The woman told police Davis yelled at her, grabbed her right arm and punched her in the head a couple of times. But the shit really hit the fan when she told him that she wanted to end their 2-year relationship. Angered by the prospect of losing his woman, Davis snapped. He laid his hands on the closest available weapon – a cat – and hit the woman with it. The woman complained of pain to her lower back and back of her head. She filed a restraining order and Davis was arrested and charged with simple assault. Police are unsure of the condition or whereabouts of the feline.…
VANCOUVER, Wash. – Just when I thought my day was going badly dealing with Google labeling us as an OMG! ATTACK SITE!11! yesterday, that chick that told police that a black woman threw acid in her face has now admitted she made the entire thing up. Why? Who knows. I guess Bethany Storro felt the best way to preach about Jesus on Oprah would be to rub acid on her face and then blaming it on an imaginary black woman. Vancouver police chief Clifford Cook said Bethany Storro admitted under police questioning that she lied but added she is “very remorseful.” I think a lot of people saw this coming after some of her story was being questioned, and especially after she cancelled her Oprah appearance. “She is extremely upset,” Vancouver police Commander Marla Schuman said. “In many ways, this got bigger than she expected.” She also added that there is probably a good chance that Storro will face a charge of filing a false police report and that prosecutors would probably take into account Storro’s fragile mental state.…
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North Port, FL – Have you ever found yourself overcome with the sudden desire to drop everything and rub one off while shuffling through your local WalMart? No? Me either. Well, except for that one time…but damn, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups were 10 for $10! The urge was there, but I curbed it, thankyouverymuch. William Black, the handsome devil you see to the left, is obviously lacking in the self-control department – he was recently arrested for wankin’ it in the toy aisle. According to the arrest affidavit, a female employee working in the toy department Tuesday evening heard someone moaning and groaning in one of the aisles. When she rounded the corner to investigate, she saw Mr. Black standing there, peener out and at full mast, masturbating to the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated. The woman informed security, sorry…Asset Protection Associates, and two of ‘em responded to her call. Black, somehow oblivious to the growing audience, was just finishing up when the Associates arrived. He reportedly shot a load onto the floor, attempted to rub it in with his shoe, and wiped his slimy hand off on a toy before heading off to finish his shopping.…
Continue ReadingThree Middle Schoolers Charged With Felony Assault Face Five Years In Juvie After Posting Bullying Video To YouTube
September 15, 2010 at 12:59 pm by Morbid
Crescent, Oklahoma — The kid to the left is Jacob Jones. He’s a 12-year-old suffering from a few characteristics that make him classic bully-bait. He’s fat, he’s autistic and instead of hipster shirts, his mom dresses him up like a Nintendo billboard. Back in August, Jacob was assaulted by two boys at Crescent Middle School during recess while a third boy filmed it. The video was posted to Youtube where Jacob’s mother eventually found it and notified police. The video shows Jacob walking towards the three boys when one of them makes a half-assed attempt to kick him. A second boy is then shown kicking Jacob in the gut, knocking him to the ground. These boys, one 12-year-old and two 13-year-olds, have now been charged with felony assault and are facing up to five years in juvenile prison. They have also been suspended from school. Some feel the charges, and possible punishment, are justified but other’s feel that this incident has been blown out of proportion, the boys being made an example of in this anti-bullying climate.…
Continue ReadingCaretaker Charged With Abusing Elderly Woman After Assault Caught On Tape
September 15, 2010 at 10:23 am by Morbid
JERSEY CITY, N.J. — Here’s a story that should piss you off with a video that will have you wanting to knock the teeth out of 52-year-old Carmen Pereira. She is the home health care worker accused of regularly beating on the 91-year-old Alzheimer’s patient she has been taking care of for the last 11 years. Her abuse was caught on video after the elderly woman’s family installed a camera in her room so that other family member’s could keep in contact with her. Before leaving on a trip, the woman’s daughter turned on the camera and when she returned she found bruises on her mother. She checked out the video and was horrified at what it had captured. Pereira can be seen routinely manhandling, slapping, and pulling the defenseless woman’s hair. She has been arrested and charged with aggravated assault with extreme indifference, endangering the welfare of an incompetent person and neglect of an elderly/disabled person. I’ve included the six minute video after the break, and while it isn’t the worst abuse we’ve seen here, it isn’t any less infuriating.…
Continue ReadingMan Charged With Slashing Dean’s Throat On Campus Minutes Before Governor’s Speech
September 15, 2010 at 8:22 am by Morbid
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – Shortly before Gov. Jay Nixon was scheduled to speak at Metropolitan Community College, Casey Brezik, 22, walked into the computer lab where Nixon was supposed to speak and began saying “check, check, check” into the podium’s microphone. Witnesses noticed that he was wearing a bullet-proof vest and playing with a butterfly knife. Al Dimmitt, the dean of instruction, was notified by an assistant and told he should get security. Brezik charged after Dimmitt as he walked out of the room and stabbed him in the throat multiple times. MCC Chancellor Mark James got a nick to the chest when he stepped up and tried to wrestle the knife out of Brezik’s crazy hands. Berzik was tackled by witnesses and held there until police arrived to arrest him. He has been charged with two counts of first-degree assault and two counts of armed criminal action. The dean was taken to the hospital where he is now in stable condition while Nixon cancelled his speech. Hours before the incident, Brezik left some unsettling ramblings on his Facebook page.…
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Sacramento, CA - According to police, a 32-year-old man was selling ice cream from a bicycle cart on Monday when he was attacked by a crazy lady. The woman, who bears a striking resemblance to Leatherface, went at the man with an economy-size bottle of bleach. Police say 56-year-old Karen Washington grabbed the bottle of bleach from her car and drenched the man with it’s contents because she believed he shortchanged her about a week prior. Hold a grudge much? Though the man received a healthy dose of bleach to the face and body, he did not go to hospital for treatment. Washington was booked on charges of of assault with caustic chemicals and bail was set at $110,000. Is it just me, or does that woman’s face look like one of those creepy CSI forensic facial reconstruction sculptures? I honestly can’t tell if she is a burn victim, over-tanned, or a zombie.…
Continue ReadingAfter A Comment About His Mom, Man Holds Guests Hostage After Beating Them With A Shotgun
September 10, 2010 at 9:10 am by Morbid
FARMINGTON, N.M. – Jay Johnson, 25, is facing some pretty serious charges for what he did during a small gathering he hosted at his mobile home. Police say that some time in the early morning hours on Wednesday, one of Johnson’s two guests made a crack about Johnson’s mother having cancer. Not finding that too funny, Johnson allegedly pulled out a shotgun, beat the two men with it and then held them hostage in his trailer for four hours. He barricaded the door and would not let them leave, threatening to beat them again if they attempted to do so. Police are not sure why, but at around 5 a.m. Johnson had a change of heart and let the two men leave. One of the men went to the hospital where he was treated and released (I’m assuming he was the one who made the cancer remark). After a warrant was issued and police found what they believe is the weapon used in the attack, Johnson was arrested and charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault and aggravated battery.…
Continue ReadingTeen Tasered At Connecticut High School After Stealing Hamburger From Cafeteria
September 10, 2010 at 7:00 am by Morbid
MIDDLETOWN, Conn. – Well, he didn’t get Tased for the theft as much as he got Tased for fighting with the resource officer. Police say a 17-year-old student was “combative, pushing, shoving, wrestling on the ground” after the school resource officer tried to take him to the security room after the teen got busted stealing a cafeteria hamburger. As the teen and the resource officer fought on the ground, another officer arrived and “dry Tased” him. Meaning, they didn’t shoot his ass with the prongs but rather just pressed it against him and gave him a nice zappin’. Of course, some are outraged over this, feeling that the cops could have handled this much better. Maybe with a body slam, a baton beat down or maybe even a nice choke-hold. Check out the video in this article and watch a young Lee Harvey Oswald state that while he respects the police, “Tasing a kid over stealing food, that’s just ridiculous.” Another student in a car driven by a woman with six sets of tits remark that “even if the kid is being disruptive, it’s called restraining him and taking him out, not Tasing him in front of everybody and embarrassing the poor kid.” The teen was charged with interfering with a police officer, larceny, breach of peace and was suspended for ten days.…
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PALM BAY, Fla. – Looks as if acid is the new knife. We already posted one story about a woman getting a face full of acid at the hands of an unknown attacker, now we got another of a man dousing a woman and a teenager with acid as they sat in a car. Police say 50-year-old Fredrick Rogers splashed the unidentified woman and a 14-year-old boy with some kind of chemical during an argument. The teen was airlifted to an Orlando hospital with injuries less severe than the woman who suffered burns over 30 percent of her body. Rogers was arrested and charged with aggravated battery. No word on how they all knew each other, or what the altercations was about…although, this article has the term “domestic violence” in their by-line. What’s up with acid lately? Just last night I turned on the television to see MAGNUM FORCE, just in time to watch the pimp pour drain cleaner down his whore’s throat for holding back the money he deserved.…
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Kansas City, MO – A 64-year-old woman told police she woke up to an intruder in her bedroom at about 1:00 Tuesday morning. That intruder was her neighbor, 62-year-old Laurence Saunders. And he was *gag* butt-nekkid. Saunders reportedly grabbed the woman by the arm and told her he was “just being friendly.” The woman wrapped her hand around the man’s beard and proceeded to drag the old dude to the front door of her mobile home. Before she could throw him out on his scraggly old ass, he allegedly grabbed her by the throat and attempted to choke her. She reached out and grabbed a tape measure and knocked him in the melon two or three times. He then left of his own accord. The woman said she found the man’s shorts sitting on top of a DVD player in her living room. She picked ‘em up and threw them at Saunders, who was sitting on her front porch, crying. He was arrested and booked on charges of burglary, sexual misconduct and two counts of assault.…
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TOLEDO, Ohio – A mother and daughter went to a local Toledo hair salon where they were told that there was currently a 45-minute wait. The girl took a seat in the waiting area while her mother, Joanne Gambrell, stepped outside to have a smoke. While outside, Gambrell’s 11-year-old daughter, Alyssa Hernandez, was called to a chair earlier than expected. When Gambrell came back inside she was not happy that they had cut her daughter’s bangs or the fact that they had started without her there. “She said she didn’t appreciate it when they did it because she wanted to be there,” Alyssa said. “She went in, the girl said, ‘We’re not nobody’s babysitter,’ and got in my mom’s face.” When the salon’s manager stepped in and tried to split the two up, Alyssa’s mother punched the manager in the face. This lead to a brawl that had one of the customer calling 911. “Both of them received cuts. The manager received cuts from the finger nails of the mother of the child.…
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Belton, MO - Cynthia Walters called 911 Monday evening to report she had just shot her husband. When police and paramedics arrived, they found 66-year-old Robert Walters suffering from a gunshot wound to the face. Mrs. Walters told police she and her husband had been arguing off and on for several days – she wanted to return to the workforce and he said she was too stupid to do so. While Mr. Walters was lounging in his recliner, Cynthia. retrieved a .38-caliber, pointed it at his face and fired. One round entered the man’s face just beneath his nose. Cynthia told police she didn’t realize the gun was loaded – she just wanted to scare him a little. The couple’s daughter, however, told investigators her mother should have known the gun was loaded…Robert Walters has always kept his guns loaded. As a matter of fact, officers removed three loaded handguns from the couple’s bedroom in addition the the .38. The daughter also told police her parents fought on a regular basis.…
Continue ReadingElderly Man Left Home Alone, Bound With Duct Tape, While Son Worked
September 3, 2010 at 12:10 pm by Jaded
Hanover, MA – Don’t know what to do with your pesky old father while you go out and earn a living? Can’t afford to stick him in a home? Two words: Duct. Tape. That’s right, just duct tape the old dude to a chair and you bought yourself hours of freedom, baby. You’re probably saying to yourself, “Sounds great! But what’s the catch?” Well, some people won’t appreciate your inventiveness and ability to think out of the box, and you may just find yourself in a spot of legal trouble…kinda like John Hallinan. He’s accused of binding his 93-year-old father in duct tape and leaving him home alone to roll around in his own shit all day. Deputies showed up at the home Hallinan shares with his father after receiving a tip from a group of ladies who regularly cleaned the home. They found the elderly man laying on the kitchen floor wearing nothing but duct tape, a dirty t-shirt, and a shit filled diaper. Police said the man was near death. He was extremely thin, dehydrated, incoherent, very dirty, and covered in bruises and sores.…
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Wichita, KS – Police say a 45-year-old woman was repeatedly stabbed with a screwdriver after catching her husband and his pregnant girlfriend together at a Sonic Drive-In restaurant early Thursday morning. The woman’s 42-year-old husband was hanging out with his preggo 20-year-old girlfriend when the wife approached the car and confronted the duo about their ‘relationship.’ At some point during the confrontation, the younger woman reportedly grabbed ahold of a screwdriver and proceeded to poke a few holes in the wife’s head – eight of ‘em. Police say the victim’s injuries aren’t serious, but I’m thinking she may not agree with that. The stabby mistress was taken into custody and remains caged at the Sedgwick County Jail. Personally, I wouldn’t have bothered fighting for the cheating asshole – it’s much easier, not to mention more satisfying, to change the locks, set fire to his shit and drain his bank account.…
Continue ReadingHalf Nekkid Man Beaten With Wiffle Bat After Refusing To Dress
September 2, 2010 at 9:11 am by Jaded
Bethlehem, PA – Donald Fehr, age unknown, was sitting on his front porch in his tighty whities in the predawn hours of August 17, when a young neighbor approached him and suggested that he put some clothes on. See, the young man’s girlfriend was on her way over and he felt Fehr was “being disrespectful” by sitting out there in his draws. When Fehr refused to clothe himself, the young man, identified as 19-year-old Hector Morales Jr., said, “There’s gonna be trouble.“ And dammit, he meant it. Police say Morales beat the ever lovin’ shit out of Fehr with a wiffle bat. He beat the man so severely, the plastic bat broke in two. That didn’t stop Morales, he continued the beating with his fists. He reportedly beat Fehr until the man collapsed in a puddle of his own blood. Fehr was left with several missing teeth, a skull fracture and broken jaw. On August 23, Morales was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and simple assault. Bail has been set at $35,000.…
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Apple Valley, MN – Parbati Kalicharan ain’t about to take any lip from some smart-mouthed kid. When her 12-year-old granddaughter supposedly told her to “shut up,” Grandma K came unhinged. The girl was putting a puzzle together on the kitchen table when she got all lippy. This angered grandma, who was in the kitchen, where the knives and other pointy objects are stored. She walked over and grabbed the puzzle box lid, ripped it up and threw it away. The distraught child begged her grandmother to allow her to have the box back, she needed it so she could see the picture and finish the puzzle. Grandma just ripped it up into smaller pieces. She then swiped all the puzzle pieces and threw them in the trash, too. The girl said something like, “I don’t like you,” and crawled under the kitchen table. When she came out from underneath the table, grandma reportedly started chasing her around with a knife. Somehow, the girl ended up with a small gash inside one of her ears.…
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Daytona Beach, FL – Police say a woman arrived in Florida from North Carolina at about 8:00 Tuesday evening and had just checked into her motel room when she struck up a conversation with man handing out fliers for a nearby pizza restaurant. As the conversation continued, the woman revealed her room number to the seemingly harmless flier hander-outer. Little did she know she’d soon be seeing him again real soon – under extremely unpleasant circumstances. At about 3:00 the next morning, the woman heard a noise coming from the area of her second-floor balcony. She placed the chain on the door leading to the balcony and opened it up a crack and guess who she saw? A man in big white sunglasses, the flier hander-outer, John Garcia. He had obviously spent a little time planning the attack, he reportedly brought a ladder with him to gain access to her balcony. Police say Garcia busted through the door, threw the woman on the bed and commenced to ripping off her clothes, threatening her with a knife the whole time.…
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Warwick, RI – Nothing ruins an already painful commute quite like an axing, am I right? I think Joseph Gallagher would agree – he was recently axed by two men, possibly because he was driving too slow. Details are a bit sketchy, but police say Gallagher was attacked by the axe wielding duo during his commute Tuesday afternoon. The father of three was reportedly hit on the head, leg and thigh before the alleged attackers got back into their vehicle and drove off. Gallagher managed to call 911 and drive himself home before collapsing on his neighbor’s front porch. He was rushed to the hospital in critical condition with non-life threatening injuries. In the meantime, authorities are on the lookout for the two suspects. Police say they were driving a red 2000 Hyundai Elantra with Rhode Island tag HJ 396. Anyone with information is asked to call the Warwick Police Department. …
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Albuquerque, NM - When Cheri Moore’s cranky toddler started making a fuss on a city bus last Tuesday, a fellow passenger expressed his displeasure with the tot by asking Cheri to shut the kid up – the annoyed passenger had a headache. To avoid a confrontation with the annoyed passenger, Cheri and her friends exited the bus with the screaming 2-year-old a few stops ahead of their intended destination. Problem solved, right? Wrong. The annoyed passenger, Lawrence Sitler, still wasn’t satisfied. He followed the woman and her friends off the bus and, for one reason or another, confronted Cheri’s friend, Andrew Montaño. According to police, Sitler placed a knife against Montaño’s neck before slicing him on the arm. After slicing the dude’s arm, Sitler took off running. Witnesses to the attack followed after him while keeping 911 dispatchers informed of his location. Police eventually caught up with 46-year-old Sitler and booked him on charges of assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery and child endangerment because he got stabby in front of the toddler. …
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