Galveston, TX -- 20 year-old Austin Jones was arrested Monday after a violent outburst directed at a baby.
Tasers, bath salts, Walmart… these are a few of our favorite things.
The 11 month-old, sitting in a shopping cart pushed by her 24 year-old mother, was just minding her own damn baby business (you know… sucking thumbs, making unintelligible mouth-noises and plotting an inconvenient time to crap in her diaper) when Jones walked through the entrance behind them.
Detective Michelle Sollenberger of the Galveston Police said, “As he approached, he was yelling and screaming at them about the baby. He grabbed the bed of her shopping cart the child was sitting in and started pulling and shaking the shopping cart. The mother kept it from completely flipping over on the child. The little girl had red marks on her legs from the shaking.”
As it happened, two retired police officers where nearby. After calling dispatch, they tried to detain him themselves, but he resisted (and continued to do so) as officers arrived.…
Chouteau, OK — Just days after Casey Anthony was acquitted, an Oklahoma woman claims a “crazed” Shireen Nalley assaulted her because of her supposed resemblance to the much hated “Tot Mom.”
26-year-old Sammay Blackwell claims she was working the cash register at Fiesta Mart on July 8th when Nalley entered the store. Nalley, who Blackwell says looked “strange” and “very suspicious,” paid for a tank of gas, said something along the lines of, “Hey, you look like Casey Anthony,” and left the store.
When Blackwell’s shift ended a short time later, shit got weird….
“I began to back out and looked and I could tell she [Nalley] was staring directly at me; I could almost see the whites of her eyes,” said Blackwell. “I proceeded to pull out of the parking lot, and she was right behind me.”
Blackwell said she had made it a few miles down the road when Nalley suddenly and intentionally rear ended her. Blackwell turned off the street and into a parking lot in an attempt to get away from the crazy lady in the grocery getter, only to be rewarded with another hit to her vehicle.…
According to the Glynn County Police Department, late Saturday a 39-year-old man drove a 16-year-old girl to an apartment complex to get her hair done. Jalescia Hawkins, 19, was the stylist. The man’s identity was not released.
When the man returned to give the 16-year-old girl a ride back home, the girl reportedly asked for $20 to pay for the hair appointment. The man refused. According to police, in response, Hawkins’ boyfriend, Marquise Timms (pictured), 19, pulled the man’s 7-year-old son out of the rear seat of the car and held a gun to the boy’s head while again asking for the $20.
Meh. We’ve all had a hair appointment like that.
The victim gave Timms the $20 which prompted Timms to then throw the child to the pavement, causing minor injuries.
A mother who lived in the apartment complex ran outside to see what was going on. While outside, Timms, Hawkins and the 16-year-old ran into her apartment. …
GLENDALE, CA - Police have arrested a woman who used her SUV to hit her ex-boyfriend twice in a grocery store parking lot all because he insulted her mother.
It happened on Saturday in the parking lot of a Smart & Final in full view of other shoppers. Tangik Khodaverdian, 25, allegedly drove her SUV into the lot and pinned her ex-boyfriend to the brick wall he was sitting on.
As she was driving off, her ex was able to get back on his feet and use his cell phone to snap a picture of her license plate. Khodaverdian witnessed this, put her vehicle into reverse and then struck the 32-year-old man a second time before driving off.
The man suffered non-life-threatening injuries to his leg and back and was taken to the hospital. Khodaverdian was arrested at her home later that day.
She told police she didn’t pin her ex to a wall, she merely parked in front of him after he insulted her mother. She did admit to reversing into him, but says she only did so because she saw him trying to get her tag number and she was afraid of him.…
Garden Grove, CA – We had a lean day yesterday, but here’s a story to make up for it. A woman in California has been arrested, charged with cutting off her husband’s penis then tossing it in a garbage disposal.
Officers were called to a home by 48-year-old Catherine Kieu Becker. Inside they found her 51-year-old husband tied to a bed bleeding and missing his dick.
Becker told them she had drugged her husband then tied him to the bed. When he began waking up, she used a knife to cut off his penis. Not done, she then put it in the garbage disposal and turned it on. She went on to tell police that she and her husband were going through a divorce and that he deserved it.
The poor guy was taken UCI Medical Center, where he underwent emergency surgery. I’m not sure if they were able to re-attach his dick or not, but trust me when I say that if he is like most men, it doesn’t matter if it’s a non-functioning lump of flesh that looks like a wad of chewed bubble-gum — he’d still rather have it attached to his body than gone completely.…
33 year-old Clint Greene had a bad weekend. Not only did his electric razor severely malfunction, but a series of bad decisions he made Saturday led to his arrest. Let’s play a little game of ‘count the fails’, shall we?
Greene had an argument around 5am with a 36 year-old female relative. He threw a temper tantrum, rampaging through the house and damaging furniture, televisions and even a computer. He roughed up the victim physically, resulting in a minor injury to the woman’s shoulder.
Not satisfied, Greene grabbed a handgun from a bedroom and actually fired a shot off in the home. Fail #1 occurs when the victim knocks the firearm from Greene’s hand (likely he had become distracted by a reflective surface and couldn’t help but admire his awesome facial hair) and kicked it under the living room couch. Now you have no gun and you look silly.
After pulling that little Chuck Norris move, the woman fled to a neighbor’s house to call 911.…
Gurnee, IL - Ainsley Ball, 22, was arrested for allegedly stabbing an apartment-mate in the back of the head. This after she reportedly refused to have sex with him. That’ll make her come around.
According to police, an officer heard a loud scream as she got in her squad car to begin her shift Wednesday morning – appearing to have come from a nearby apartment complex. Investigating, the officer reportedly then saw the woman on an apartment balcony with what appeared to be blood on her shoulder.
The woman told the officer that Ball had been sleeping upstairs in her apartment. Just before the incident, he had woken her up and requested sex. According to Gurnee Police Cmdr. Jay Patrick, when she turned him down, Ball allegedly stabbed her in the back of the head with a kitchen knife.
When the woman felt blood, she grabbed the knife and began struggling with Ball, police said. Ball ran from the apartment before police arrived. Police found him shortly after in a wooded area nearby – presumably cornered by animals in search of nesting materials. …
Hypoluxo, FL – According to police, Jeffery Waites, 57, threw a butter knife at his wife during an argument. The knife reportedly entered her skull through the left side of her nose. As horrible as this sounds, it is worth noting that – at any carnival in the U.S. – a throw such as this would earn him a stuffed animal. Not one of those medium-sized ones, either. …a large one.
Waites reportedly called 911 requesting emergency medical assistance for his wife. During the call, Waites told dispatchers that he had a fight with his wife and threw a butter knife at her. According to the Lantana Police arrest report, Waites noted during the call that the knife was ‘now stuck in her head.’
When police arrived, they found the woman lying on the floor and bleeding from her head. She told reponding officers that the knife had just “come out.” Despite this, police and rescue personnel insisted on pursuing the matter.
According to the report, she was taken to a local medical center and was considered to be in good condition.…
Wayne City, IL — Roughly four hours after allegedly beating and choking his new wife so badly she had to be placed in a coma, an Illinois man was found dead.
35 year-old Charla Baker was married to 41 year-old Rodney Baker for less than a week before he allegedly choked her unconscious Wednesday morning. Her children woke up to the sound of her screams for help and witnessed Rodney fleeing out the front door. When police arrived, Mrs. Baker was found unresponsive and bleeding from the nose and mouth. They stated she also sustained a head injury.
She was brought by ambulance to the hospital where doctors place her in a medically-induced coma. Rodney’s body was found shortly after 8am by two farm workers, hanging from the steps of a grain bin, which is probably some farm-type apparatus I can’t be bothered to look up. Said Wayne County Coroner Jimmy Taylor, “It appeared that he hanged himself in a hurried fashion very shortly after the incident… he first tried to use some clothing to make a rope, then found a piece of rope from a fishing net in the tool box of his truck.” Yikes.…
St. Charles, IL — Lawrence E. Adamczyk, 47, was taken into custody after allegedly exposing himself at a suburban Chicago fitness club and touching other men inappropriately.
St. Charles police reported that they were called to the X-Sport fitness club at about 3PM Monday for a battery complaint. According to police, when they arrived they found that Adamczyk had been taken into custody by an off-duty police officer who was working out at the club and witnessed Smirky-boy’s questionable behavior.
Three male patrons of the facility reportedly told police that they were approached and inappropriately touched by Adamczyk while they were either working out or playing basketball. Adamczyk also exposed himself while walking around the facility, St. Charles Police spokesman Paul McCurtain said.
“It was a continuous act,” McCurtain added.
Adamczyk was charged with three counts of battery and one count of public indecency, all Class A misdemeanors. He was released on bond pending a hearing on July 21.…
Cincinnati, OH — Lenny Love Jr., 29, was arrested for the rape of his six-month-old son earlier this year.
Very few details on this one, but the few we have are enough to make me wanna puke in my lap…
According to authorities, a witness filed the incident report against Love on Thursday, July 1st. He was taken into custody several hours later.
Love reportedly admitted to police that he raped the infant back in March – while fully aware that he was HIV positive.
He has been charged with two counts of rape, one count of felonious assault and one count of possession of marijuana. Bond was set at $600,000.
There is no word on the infant’s condition at this time.…
Oklahoma, OK – Remember the group of douchebags accused of brutally beating a developmentally disabled teen and tattooing the word “Rapest” on the forehead? Yeah, well, they’ve been sentenced.
Forgetful? Click impaired? Let me refresh your memory….
Richard Dellert, Zachary Provence, Kimberly Vergara and Lorena Hodges were accused of viciously beating 18-year old Stetson Johnson with a baseball bat last April, tasing his manjigglies, tattooing “I like little boys” on his chest and “Rapest” on his forehead. Why? Because one of the douchettes told her friends Johnson tried to rape her. Johnson denied it, and according to Capt. Jody Suit, spokesman for the Del City Police Department, there was zero evidence to support the woman’s accusations.
“To me it’s bullying,” Suit was quoted as saying in May. “The guy has the mentality of a fifth-grader.”
Johnson spent nearly a week in the hospital, three of those days in ICU, for treatment of a fractured skull, broken nose and other wounds sustained in the beating. He later had the tat on his forehead covered with a barcode, but hopes to be rid of the whole damn thing when money allows.…
According to the criminal complaint, the boy apparently ate a few too many slices of bacon for breakfast that morning, leaving other family members baconless. This obviously irked the child’s grandmother, Marilee Kolynych, and she ragged on the boy for the remainder of the day.
Kolynych’s anger grew and grew throughout the long, hot, baconless day, and at about 9:00 that evening, she flipped her shit.
Witnesses told police Kolynych chased the little oinker out of the house and into the front yard, eventually pinning him to the ground. Once the kid was down, she reportedly began beating on his legs and spraying his face “at close range” with a water hose.
The kid, who neighbors say was kicking, squirming and screaming the whole time, broke free and beat feet across the street to call his mother. His mother, who was in the basement and oblivious to the scene playing out in front of the neighbors, exited her mother’s home and separated her mother and her son, putting an end to the entire embarrassing debacle.…
Boynton Beach, FL — The gorgeous creature to the left, 58-year-old Jonathan Steinberg, was arrested Monday after he allegedly set his tenant on fire because the man was late with the rent.
According to police, Steinberg and the victim were arguing over the rent money Monday when the other man ordered Steinberg out of the room. Steinberg did leave, but returned a short time later with a bottle of rubbing alcohol.
As the argument progressed, Steinberg reportedly poured the alcohol on the victim’s boxer shorts. At some point during the scuffle, police say Steinberg grabbed a screwdriver and lacerated the victim’s back – just moments later, he set the man’s shorts on fire.
The victim got nekkid real quick and was later treated for “minor to moderate” burns and released from the hospital.
Steinberg, a registered sex offender, was arrested and charged with aggravated battery. He’s being held on $30,000 bail and has been ordered to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.
The attached video has absolutely nothing to do with this story, but it makes me giggle.…
According to police, Gresham was hanging out at the bar with a couple friends Sunday evening when she began fighting with her boyfriend. When the argument escalated, the group exited the bar and headed for Gresham’s place.
The screaming and bickering continued on the drive home, with Gresham delivering several well placed punches to her boyfriend’s face.
Once the group arrived at their destination, witnesses say Gresham asked, “You wanna hear something funny?” before disappearing into the bedroom. Just moments later, several shots rang out and the boyfriend’s pregnant pup was no more.
When police arrived on scene, they found a dead pit bull in the front yard, a .380 caliber magazine, bullets, and one bullet casing as well as a plastic bag containing a wet bathing suit, a bloody towel, a bullet, and fecal matter. No firearm was recovered. Curious….
Gresham was booked on charges of animal cruelty, shooting a firearm indoors, possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, and battery.…
Montgomery County, KS — Michael D. Keck, 33, faces many charges after the Montgomery County, Kansas sheriff says Keck attacked his ex-girlfriend, kidnapped her, and injected her with methamphetamine.
In a news release from the Sheriff’s office, Sheriff Robert Dierks says his office was first called to a domestic disturbance on the morning of June 26th. The release said an investigation showed Keck broke into the home of his ex-girlfriend, struck her in the head several times, and then forced her into his vehicle to take her to his home. The news release also described Keck injecting the woman with meth and injuring her with a knife during the struggle.
At Keck’s residence, officers reportedly found evidence of drug use and manufacturing as well as evidence of assault.
Keck was charged with criminal damage to property, aggravated burglary, domestic battery, aggravated kidnapping, aggravated assault, possession of methamphetamine, possession of drug paraphernalia, and attempted manufacture of a controlled substance.
The woman was transported to a local hospital where she was treated and released.…
It is my understanding that Grant, the girl’s paternal grandmother, brought the child back with her after visiting the child’s family in California. She was to keep the girl for a few weeks. A “few weeks” somehow turned into a couple of months. The child’s mother finally flew to Atlanta last Friday to pick up the girl after Grant, her mother-in-law, refused to return the child and stopped returning her phone calls.
After the toddler was back in her custody, mom noticed numerous burns, bruises and abrasions on the child’s body and had her seen in the emergency room. Investigators said the girl had what appeared to be burns all over her body, and X-rays revealed two broken ribs that already started to heal. It also appeared as if the child had been sexually assaulted.
Grant turned herself in Monday and was promptly booked on charges of cruelty to children, aggravated battery, sexual battery and aggravated assault.…
30 year-old Stephanie Robinette had a little too much to drink at a wedding this past weekend. An argument between her and her husband resulted in her giving the fella a few good whacks before running to her car, which she locked herself in.
When police arrived, Robinette was apparently uncooperative with them. They eventually were left with no choice but to force her out of the vehicle, at which point she whipped out a tit and hosed them with unpasteurized whole. To be fair, she did warn them right beforehand, stating that she was in fact a breast feeding mother. Whether or not police perceived that as an actual threat is unclear.
Robinette, after entering a not guilty plea to the charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct, was released on her own recognizance. She informed the court that alcoholism runs in her family and that she will be seeking help.…