Galveston TX - Police arrested a
man who broke into the apartment of a woman he did not know, wearing only his boxer shorts, in an attempt to quell his vampiric blood-thirst by biting her neck.
The incident occurred Saturday. Lyle Monroe Bensley, actually 19, kicked in the door of a woman’s apartment in the wee hours of the morning. Clad only is his undies, Bensley began biting the woman’s neck and hitting her.
At one point during the
feeding assault, Bensley dragged her into the hallway. It was here that she managed to escape and hop into a car driven by her neighbor.
Bensley took to running after the car, apparently hitting it as it sped off. When police arrived, they followed the hissing and growling sounds they heard in the parking lot. This led them to Bensley, who was, well… hissing and growling.
The police did eventually catch him, but they were forced to endure quite a bit of nonsense before they did so. Before the arrest,
Nosferatu Bensley scaled two fences.…
New Branford, CT — Candace Kiley was taken into custody early this week in connection with an alleged assault that took place at a birthday party on the 23rd of last month. Little Miss Insecure is accused of man-handling a 12-year-old girl she believed was checking out her man.
According to police, it all started when Kiley’s 30-year-old boyfriend spilled a drink in the kitchen. The pre-teen, a friend of Kiley’s younger sister, was in the kitchen to grab some ice when she happened to glance at the older man as he was mopping up. It was then, police say, that Kiley accused the kid of looking at her boyfriend, saying that she had “been looking at him all day.” Kiley then reportedly grabbed a handful of the girl’s hair and threw her to the floor.
The kid sustained a head injury when her head bounced off the floor, and then suffered an asthma attack. Police say family members heard the commotion and put a stop to the assault.…
LOUISVILLE, KY. – Back in March we posted a story about a school bus driver who was dragged off her bus by a woman and her 12-year-old daughter.
At that time we posted the story, officials had not released the video of the altercation. Now they have.
Police arrested 30-year-old Chesica White and her 12-year-old daughter after they confronted a bus driver, Johnetta Anderson, about White’s 7-year-old son being bullied on the bus and Anderson allegedly doing nothing about it.
The video clearly shows Anderson attempting to keep White and her daughter from entering the vehicle, leading to some pushing and shoving between the three.
White and her daughter are then seen grabbing Anderson by the ankles and dragging her off the bus on to the pavement.
Anderson ended up with a torn ACL in her right knee while White ended up pleading guilty to assault, but says her actions were her just a mixture of being a protective mother and her quick, cat-like reflexes.
“She grabbed my daughter in the chest and she drew her hand back like she was ready to hit my daughter so I snatched my daughter back then she kicked her leg out like she was getting ready to check me in my chest,” said White.…
Irvington, AL - Two arrest warrants were issued after an argument over a paycheck escalated to a fight which led to a church pastor being tased and that assailant’s mother being stabbed in the arm.
The whole incident took place inside the New Welcome Baptist Church on Sunday. Simone Moore, a self-described R&B artist who also made an unsuccessful run for the US Senate some years back, was working as the church’s minister of music.
On Sunday, he received his final paycheck and was informed by Pastor Daryl Riley that his services were no longer needed . Moore took issue with the amount of the check, and the argument soon escalated to violence. Moore allegedly used a taser on Pastor Riley.
The fun didn’t stop there, though. Several other people joined the scuffle, including Moore’s mother. Agolia Moore was apparently stabbed in arm during the fray by church deacon Harvey Hunt.
The wound required 19 stitches according to deputies. Both Moore and Hunt have warrants issued in their name as a result of the incident.…
Jackson, Mississippi — Two white teenagers have been charged after a man was beaten and ran over with a truck. The county district attorney says the man was targeted simply because he was black.
District Attorney Robert Shuler Smith says that on June 26, two carloads of teen were out driving around looking for a black person to assault. According to law enforcement officials, the group had been at a party drinking when 18-year-old Deryl Dedmon, Jr. suggested they leave and “go fuck with some niggers.”
So they piled into two vehicles and drove 16 miles to a predominantly black area where they found 49-year-old James Craig Anderson in a parking lot near his car. The group pulled in, got out of their vehicles and proceeded to beat the auto plant worker while reportedly yelling racial epithets.
What these idiots didn’t realize is that a surveillance camera was recording the entire event.
Not only did it capture them beating Anderson, it also captured Dedmon get behind the wheel of a Ford F250 and then run over Anderson, who was staggering after getting off the ground.…
TOWSON, Md. – Teonna Brown, the 19-year-old woman who was captured on video beating a transgendered woman silly inside a Maryland McDonald’s, has plead guilty to first-degree assault and to a hate crime.
For those of you who were unaware of this story, Chrissy Polis, a 22-year-old transgendered woman, was inside a McDonald’s when she was attacked by Brown and Brown’s 14-year-old friend.
While restaurant employees stood around and watched, one even filming the entire event, Polis had the crap beat out of her as she was punched, kicked and dragged through the store by her hair.
The only person who tried to help Polis was Vicki Thoms, who was in the restaurant. She was punched by one of the girls for her efforts.
Thinking the entire event was hilarious, the employee filming while providing giddy commentary, posted his video online and within no time the video went viral.
If she gets the maximum sentence on both charges, Brown (who you can see here) could be looking at 35 years behind bars.…
A woman was driving with her two children, taking a left on a green arrow when 56-year-old Donald Finnegan, coming from the opposite direction, ignored his red light and and cut the woman off as he took a right.
Understandably, this did not make the woman very happy. A fact Finnegan says she made quite obvious.
“She [was] swearing at me, cursing at me, flipping the bird off and I had my … window down, my air conditioner don’t work and I could hear over my radio and everything,” he told reporters.
For some reason, whether on purpose or because they were at another light, the woman pulled behind Finnegan, who had stopped.
According to police, Finnegan got out of his vehicle, walked back to the woman’s car, said to her, “I’m sick of people doing this,” and then punched her right in the face.
Finnegan is now facing charges of harassment, simple assault, and careless driving but according to him, he doesn’t rightly give a shit.…
KANSAS CITY, Mo. – A grandmother in Missouri is feeling pretty lucky after fighting off a man she found burglarizing her home.
Jessica Thomas took a walk with her grandchildren on Thursday but returned home after 15 minutes because of the heat, surprising a man who had decided to burglarize her home while they were out. After finding the front door kicked in, the armed man grabbed Thomas’ two grandchildren, ages 10 and 5, and told Thomas to come inside. Big mistake.
“You don’t mess with the grandkids. That’s the mother lion instinct,” she said. “I didn’t think if he got us in the house with a gun that we would come out.”
So instead of complying with the man’s demands, she decided to fight him. She ended up with a broken arm and some head injuries after the suspect pistol-whipped her, but I think she came out a lot better than he did. When she began her attack, she stated she “was going to make a field goal kick in his groin.” Which she did.…
YORK, S.C. – I know that caring for a disabled family member can sometimes be as deeply enriching and personally fulfilling as it can be difficult and stressful, especially when you have no support. But even if the person you are caring for is purposely trying to make your life hell, beating the snot out of them may not be your best recourse.
Police were called to the home of 68-year-old Robert Bruszenski, a man caring for his 40-year-old, wheelchair-bound daughter. She suffers from multiple sclerosis and he’s been caring for her alone ever since his wife left him a couple years back. Last week he reached a breaking point.
On Wednesday evening, Bruszenski called 911 asking that cops be sent to his home as he’d just beat his disabled daughter, and that if they did not come quick, he was liable to kill her. When police arrived at the home, they found Bruszenski’s daughter with a swollen eye and blood on her face. Bruszenski told them he beat her because “she drove me crazy, she just drives me fricking crazy.…
North Palm Beach, FL - Robin Warren, 55, has been arrested after reportedly becoming a stabbing machine in response to her husband’s refusal to pay medical bills for her cat.
Police say that the couple was arguing over her cat’s medical treatment last Wednesday. At some point in the discussion – a particularly bad point, let’s say… Warren reportedly ‘lunged’ at her husband with scissors. Her husband got the scissors away from her, but Warren then grabbed a wooden coat hanger and struck him in the face, police said.
Apparently seeing where all of this was going, the unidentified husband then tried to leave the home. In response, Warren grabbed two kitchen knives and began to cut him on his hands and arms.
Officer’s arrived and gained control of the situation. Warren’s husband refused medical attention – apparently realizing that his willingness to pay for his own treatment would unleash a renewed torrent from hell. He left the residence, police said.
Warren was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail. She was reportedly charged with aggravated battery and false imprisonment. …
Detective Hileman and Lt. Choate thought it was odd that Christopher Hildreth went to the back to make their coffee when they stopped into Dunkin’s Donuts in June as he’d never done that when he served them coffee on previous occasions.
Feeling paranoid, as I’m sure most cops do when being served food, they watched Hildreth with the help of a store-front video monitor that shows a view of the back room. Both officers said they watched as Hildreth fill their drinks, and then add snot to both cups.
They didn’t say a word to Hildreth when he returned with their drinks, but contacted the manager and reviewed the surveillance tapes with her. The tapes clearly showed Hildreth making a couple of Boogerlattes and he was immediately fired.
He was also charged with two misdemeanor counts of attempted assault.
I gotta commend those two police officers.…
Police say 38-year-old Terrance McMullen was playing around with his son, tossing him in the air. Unfortunately, one throw had the boy’s head meeting a metal door frame and his skull cracked like an egg.
Most of us are aware that when a baby’s head, traveling at a high velocity, is intercepted by a hard surface, that it may be a good idea to have them checked out. Like, by a doctor or something. But McMullen had a better idea.
McMullen simply put the screaming infant in a bedroom then closed the door behind him. It wasn’t until the boy’s mother and grandmother heard him crying, that he was rushed to the hospital suffering from a fractured skull and bleeding on the brain.
McMullen was arrested and charged with aggravated assault.
“We don’t know what is more surprising about this,” police would probably say if they liked to tell racist jokes.…
Los Angeles, CA – Natasha Hubbard, 36, of Los Angeles woman was arrested after allegedly grabbing a baby from its stroller and slamming him against a truck.
Lt. Paul Vernon of the Los Angeles Police Department said that Hubbard approached the baby, his mother, Adriana Miranda, 29, and his aunt on a city street. Witnesses reportedly saw Hubbard unbelt the child from the stroller, swing him over her head and slam him into the metal rail of a truck in view of his mother and aunt.
The two women struggled with Hubbard to get the baby back. Hubbard allegedly fought back, trying to get the child. The mother and her sister ran to a nearby store for protection but were turned away by the store owner. Asshole.
Hubbard then, reportedly, fled.
Witnesses directed officers to Hubbard who apprehended her. Hubbard was placed in jail facing charges of assault and battery. She reportedly later told detectives that she was trying to break the 4-month-old’s arm so she could eat it. Her bail was set at $30,000.…
ATLANTA, GA - A McDonald’s manager has been fired after punching a customer who came into the store with her two autistic children and a service dog.
Jennifer Schwenker was in the store with her twins and the dog when she was approached by Tiffany Denise Allen, an off-duty manager, who told her she could not have the dog in the restaurant.
Schwenker explained to Allen that Barkley (heh) was a service dog and was allowed in public places by federal law. She even offered to show Allen her permit for the dog. But as surveillance footage shows, Allen wasn’t interested and followed Schwenker around the store berating her.
When Schwenker begins leaving the store, she drops her drink on the floor and splashes Allen. You cannot see if the drop was on purpose or not, but either way, Allen gets PISSED. I think I see her yelling “Tiffany Angry! Tiffany Smash!” as her co-workers try to hold her back. Allen breaks free and charges after Schwenker where, off camera in the parking lot, she punches Schwenker in the face.…
Fairfax, VA — Police believe the man in the surveillance photo to the left is responsible for a rash of butt slashings that have occurred in retail stores across the county over the past six months.
Of the five reported attacks, three have occurred at the Fair Oaks Mall. The first incident happened on Valentine’s Day near the indoor entrance to the Champps Restaurant, and another was reported on May 16 in the Ann Taylor store. Two more incidents, one at H&M in Tyson’s Corner, and another at Marshalls in the Greenbriar Shopping Center, were reported in June.
Police say the alleged slasher distracts his intended victim, women in their teens or early 20’s, before slicing her booty with a box cutter or razor.
In the latest incident, an 18-year-old woman was browsing the racks at a Forever XXI store inside the Fair Oaks mall when she noticed a man behind her bending down to pick up clothes that had fallen off the rack. Just moments later, she felt the sting.…
STOCKTON, Calif. – We have had a lot of stories about people biting things off of other people here at D’D. Multiple stories of people biting off penises, tongues, ears, eyeballs, tits, cheeks, noses, nipples, lips..we have over 50 stories in the biting category alone. But today I think we have a new one. A California woman has been accused of biting off a man’s eyebrow.
Raymond Luna said he was trying to help his 16-year-old daughter who was being tagged teamed by a mother and her 20-year-old daughter in the parking lot of the apartments where they live.
That’s when Luna says the woman’s daughter jumped on him and bit off his eyebrow. “She jumped [on me],” he said. “She bit down on me. She actually hugged me and bit down, spit it out.”
Luna says they were unable to find the missing flesh (in the video he informs the news crew they may be walking on it) and he will need reconstructive surgery because doctors couldn’t sew up the wound.…
Plantation, FL — Rhonda Hollander, 47, a female traffic judge from Florida has been accused of following a man into a courthouse bathroom and photographing him with her cellphone while he was taking care of business at a urinal.
According to the arrest report, a man named Willie Jackson Jr. was preparing to use a urinal in the courthouse bathroom when Hollander allegedly photographed him. Police say she then snapped a keepsake of another man as he entered the bathroom. When Broward Sheriff’s Deputy Darlene Harden approached and questioned Hollander shortly after, Hollander admitted taking a picture of Willie but refused to turn over her phone. Her point, reportedly, was that it was a public restroom and, hence, she was not violating any laws by taking a picture of Jackson’s private – errr… I mean public – parts. Brilliant defense, counselor.
The arrest report went on to describe Deputy Harden then escorting both Hollander and Jackson to an office in the courthouse. Hollander continued to take pictures during this time. Understandably annoyed, Deputy Harden pointed her finger at Hollander and ordered her to stop.…
Bridgeport, CT — Juliette Dunn, 29, was arrested last month after witnesses at a local park flagged down a couple of officers to complain that a mother was forcing alcohol on her children at the playground.
Dunn and her companion, 33-year-old Lisa Jefferson, were spotted sitting in the grass near the playground with two young children next to them. As officers approached the gruesome twosome, they noticed an empty 40-ounce bottle of Steel Reserve beer on the ground beside Dunn’s 4-year-old son. A baby bottle laying next to Dunn’s 10-month-old daughter contained a dark liquid that smelled like booze.
Witnesses reportedly told police they watched as Dunn handed the 40 to her son and demanded that he chug-a-lug. Afterwards, witnesses said, she called the boy an alcoholic.
The children were taken to the hospital where it was determined they both had alcohol in their system. While being examined, the 4-year-old reportedly told a social worker he “likes Natural Ice beer and Budweiser, but doesn’t like the taste of Dog Bite.” The infant also tested positive for cocaine.…