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scarheadROGERSVILLE, TN – Johnny Richards, 33, and Erin Lawson, 32, like to fight, screw each other loudly and stab neighbors for calling the police to complain.

The neighbor unfortunate enough to live next door to this lovely couple, called police to report what he thought was a domestic disturbance of some kind. It turned out the couple were just having sex loud enough that it sounded like they were killing each other.

The neighbor called police once more when the couple started at it again, but this time they were actually fighting. When the police left, the couple went to the neighbor to confront him with a rake. When he opened the door, Richards beat the shit out of him with it, breaking the handle. He then used the broken handle to stab the man in the arm.

A report from responding officer HCSO Cpl. Kenneth Ferguson confirms the neighbor’s story matches his injuries.

“I did observe several lacerations on (the neighbor) consistent with how he stated he was injured. There was blood on the end of the rake handle that was recovered at the scene.…

api_image_web_pkg.get_imageBRIDGEPORT, CT- Imani Brown, 22, did not appreciate police officers interrupting her van sexy-time so she protested by nun-chucking one in the eye with a bloody tampon.

Police responded to multiple complaints regarding a couple having sex in plain view in the front seat of a parked van. According to police, the ground beside the van was littered with bloody used condoms and a soiled tampon. They would find Brown and Mackenzie Bruno, 27, naked, saucing the hot dog.

Brown, who I will now call “Get Down Brown”…was not happy with the police assisted coitus interruptus and exited the vehicle cursing and yelling at the officers. As a cop approached her, Brown leaned down, picked up the bloody tampon and then smashed it into the cop’s eye.  The officer is currently being treated for exposure.

Let’s get real for a second. The thought of having a bloody tampon anywhere near your face is heinous alone. Add in the chance of exposure to STD’s, HIV, or the possibility that the tampon rested on a comfy asphalt bed of MRSA; I would be tempted to scoop out my eyeball with a spoon right then and there.…

schmuckKINNEAR, WY – On Friday, 46-year-old Terry Schmuck was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder after hitting his estranged wife Cindy in the head with a hatchet. (Insert your own joke about a “hatchet job” here.)

Terry Schmuck got served divorce papers early Thursday morning and didn’t react well. Actually, someone give me an award for understatement already. KCWY13 reported that “[t]he affidavit says Terry cut the telephone wires with the hatchet before forcefully entering the home and striking his estranged wife in the head. It was then that the victim asked to be taken to the hospital when terry [sic] took her.”

Your language lesson of the day: “The Latin adverb sic (“thus”; in full: sic erat scriptum, “thus was it written”) inserted immediately after a quoted word or passage, indicates that the quoted matter has been transcribed exactly as found in the source text, complete with any erroneous or archaic spelling, surprising assertion, faulty reasoning, or other matter that might otherwise be taken as an error of transcription.” Thanks, Wikipedia!…

Sharon JonesDALLAS, TX – Four members of the same family have been arrested after allegedly beating a pregnant 14-year-old in order to force an abortion, then burning the stillborn’s remains on a charcoal grill.

According to reports, the victim went to police this month to report what had happened to her. She said that she got pregnant after being raped raped by a family member in August 2012. She did not report the crime at the time because she was ’embarrassed’.

Five months later her family could see that she was pregnant. They feared other children in the home would be removed if CPS investigated the details surrounding the girl’s pregnancy, so they decided to hide the crime.

Plan A involved 45-year-old Sharon Jones reportedly giving the girl multiple doses of birth control pills, emergency contraception pills and cinnamon tablets. When none of these methods killed the baby, the family went to Plan B; beat the baby out of her.

The girl, along with a witness who went to the police station with her, told police that in the living room of Jones’ house, 25-year-old Cecilia McDonald held her arms down while Lonnell McDonald kicked and bounced up and down on her stomach.…

Nicole ParkerBAKER, FL – Nicole Parker, 30, was arrested for attempting to murder her husband by slitting his throat with a pocket knife.

Nicole Parker was in a truck driving around with her husband, 35-year-old Jerald Parker, and her ex-husband, when she and Jerald started arguing.

Jerald stopped to piss, at which point Nicole and her ex took off in the truck.  Jerald walked home, making it there just before midnight. When get got there, Nicole and her ex were waiting and a fight started between Jerald and Nicole’s ex-husband.

During the fight, Nicole came up behind Jerald, pulled his head back with her left hand, and used a folding knife to slit his throat. As if that wasn’t enough, she then stabbed him under his left arm.

Jerald began bleeding, as one who has just had his throat slit by a crazy woman does, and Nicole then took off leaving Jerald to bleed to death.

Luckily for Jerald, his family was able to stop him from hemorrhaging by applying pressure to his wounds.…

Sabrina DavisMUNCIE, IN – Police have arrested Sabrina Davis after the 45-year-old meat lover allegedly stabbed a woman in the eye with a fork during a dispute over the last rib.

According to police, Davis was a guest at a family cookout this past Sunday when the host’s daughter got pissed over Davis “taking the last rib from the kitchen.”

She ended up confronting Davis about her taking all the food out of the house. Davis responded by stabbing her in the left eye with a fork she’d been using to take meat from a pan.

Police were called to the cookout and would note in their report that the victim had two small lacerations on her left eyelid and that her eye was swollen and bloodshot.

Davis admitted to poking the woman in the eye, but told police it was in self-defense as the victim had come at her with a knife. A witness told police that this was true, but that the victim did not go after Davis with the knife until after she’d been forked in the eyeball.

Maryland swingLA PLATA, MD — Here’s a morbid one out of Maryland where a mother was found by police at a park pushing her dead 3-year-old child in a swing.

According to the Charles County Sheriff’s Office, police responded to Wills Memorial Park at around 6:55 a.m. Friday after someone called to report a woman pushing a child in a swing for an unusually long time.

When officers got to the park, they found the 24-year-old woman pushing a kid in a swing and immediately noticed that the boy had been dead for several hours. The child showed no signs of trauma and officials say the woman and her son may have been at the park since the day before.

The boy was taken to the Office of Chief Medical Examiner in Baltimore where an autopsy will be performed while the mother was taken to the hospital for a medical evaluation.

Sheriff’s spokeswoman Diane Richardson said: “We have a lot of work to do to try to figure out what happened to this child.…

Bonnie TreasterCENTRE HALL, PA – Bonnie Treaster is behind bars today after the 46-year-old allegedly went after her 82-year-old boyfriend’s groin with a hacksaw.

On Last Friday, Treaster and her boyfriend arrived at the Mount Nittany Medical Center to treat injuries the elderly man had received after being assaulted. Police were called to the hospital where the man would tell them a person he did not know entered his home and assaulted him.

He was in the hospital for two days to treat lacerations to the head and finger that needed stitches, an injury to his genitals and a minor brain bleed. When he was released, he met with police at his home and told them who really kicked his ass.

The man told them that his assailant was actually Treaster, his girlfriend. He said she flew into a jealous rage and slapped him in the face before throwing things through the house and punching him in the face.

He said he tried running from Treaster but she tackled him in the garage and climbed on top of him.…

Sarah SchrockMECHANICSVILLE, VA – Sarah Schrock was arrested last week after the 56-year-old was accused of putting dead skin shavings from her feet into milk she served to family members.

Last week, Jessica Hurry and Allison Depriest showed up to Schrock’s home for dinner and were served milk to drink. Depriest suddenly began choking and coughed up what looked like dead human skin.

Hurry also began gagging, and a witness found dead skin shavings in the milk after pouring it into a strainer, according to court papers filed by St. Mary’s sheriff’s deputy Jaime Davis.

Police were called and Hurry would tell them she believed the dead skin was placed in the milk by Schrock. She said Schrock has dry feet because of diabetes, and that she “has trays in her room with the same kind of dead skin shavings that had come off of her feet.”

Shrock was jailed on Wednesday on a food contamination charge and for failure to comply with a peace order that ordered she have no contact with Hurry.…

Annika McKenzieHEMPSTEAD, NY – A middle school teacher was sent to the hospital after she had the shit kicked out of her by the mother of one of her students.

The incident happened on Wednesday at Alverta B. Gray Schultz Middle School, when 34-year-old Annika McKenzie showed up to the school and waited outside of Catherine Engelhardt’s classroom.

When Engelhadt showed up, the two got into a conversation about an “incident earlier in the day.” According to McKenzie’s attorney, that incident involved the teacher putting her hands on McKenzie’s 12-year-old daughter.

Engelhardt reportedly refused to talk to McKenzie and instructed her to get a security pass. Police say what followed next was the teacher being shoved against the wall, placed in a headlock and thrown to the floor.

She was then kicked and punched by several students, including McKenzie’s 14-year-old niece. McKenzie then allegedly choked the teacher unconscious.

Another teacher was able to break up the melee, and Engelhardt was rushed to the hospital. She has since been released and is recovering at home.…

Haley FoxTurner, OR — A 24-year-old woman has been arrested after police say she struck her boyfriend of two years in the head with a baseball bat, fracturing his skull, because she just didn’t want to be his girlfriend anymore.

Haley Fox and the alleged victim reportedly “met” on the internet a couple years ago. Just recently, the 26-year-old man decided to move from Alabama to Oregon to set up house with Fox.

When he arrived at Fox’s home Wednesday, she invited him to have a seat at a patio table decked out with candles, where she poured him a glass of wine. D’awwww!

Then, according to the victim, Fox requested that he close his eyes. When he did so, he said, she knocked him upside the back of the head with a baseball bat three times.

The man later told police that shortly after the presumably unprovoked attack, another woman appeared at the home. He could hear the two women talking, he said, saying words like “binding,” “him,” and “duct tape.” He told police he truly believed he was going to die.…

Nyia ParlerPhiladelphia, PA — This bitch. This cheery, smiling, happy-looking bitch right here has been accused of ditching her disabled 21-year-old son in the forest, with nothing but a blanket and a bible, so she could toddle off and hang with her boyfriend in Maryland for a minute.

According to police, 41-year-old Nyia Parler wheeled her non-verbal, quadriplegic son, who also suffers from cerebral palsy, into a wooded area sometime last Monday. She took the man from his chair and laid him on the ground nearby. She then covered him with a blanket, placed a bible on his chest, and walked away. And there he remained, in the cold and rain, for five fucking days.

When the man failed to show up for his scheduled classes at the School of the Future, school officials attempted to reach Parler. When she didn’t answer, they contacted the man’s aunt. She, in turn, contacted Parler.

Parler, the bitch, lied to the woman, claiming her son was there in Maryland, safe and sound, with her.…

Linda CurrierNOBLEBORO, ME – Police have arrested 53-year-old Linda Currier after they say she ran over a man she caught sexually assaulting a 12-year-old girl.

On Saturday night, police responded to a home for a domestic disturbance report and found 48-year-old James Oliver had been ran over by a car in the driveway.

The car that ran over him was driven by his girlfriend, 53-year-old Currier, and it was no accident. She told police she ran over Oliver because she caught him attempting to sexually assault a her 12-year-old niece.

She said that after catching her boyfriend, who also happens to be a convicted sex offender, the two got into an argument that continued outside the home. That’s when Currier flattened Oliver’s ass in the driveway.

Oliver was taken tot he hospital where he was treated for a serious, but non-life threatening injury to his leg. After being released from jail he was arrested and charged with attempted gross sexual assault, unlawful sexual touching and failing to comply with the sex offender registration act.…

Teri JohnsonFRESNO, CA – The mother and stepmother of a 12-year-old boy were arrested after police say they walked into a school cafeteria and assaulted two girls accused of bullying their son.

According to police, three carloads of people showed up to Cooper Academy earlier this month after they got sick of hearing about two girls, ages 12 and 13, bullying the 12-year-old boy.

The boy’s family say they have complained to school officials for months but the bullying has continued. So the family decided to confront the girls, and did so in the school’s cafeteria.

This confrontation turned physical and lead to the boy’s mother, Teri Johnson, and stepmother, Inez Hernandez, getting themselves arrested for assaulting the two girls. Both women were charged with conspiracy and misdemeanor willful cruelty to a child.

The women deny the accusations and are demanding that surveillance video be released.

“You will nowhere in that video see me or Inez anywhere near the little girls.That is against all my morals. The video will speak a thousand words,” Johnson said.…

Eldridge DukesBATON ROUGE, LA – Police have arrested 58-year-old Eldridge Dukes after they say he shot his 18-year-old son in the ass during an argument over orange juice.

Dukes and his son got into an argument on Sunday about having no orange juice that led to the teenager breaking a vase.

In response, Dukes grabbed a handgun and chased his son out of the house and down the street, firing several times. His son was hit once in the ass and suffered non-life-threatening injuries, say police.

Dukes was arrested and placed in the parish prison on counts of attempted manslaughter and illegal use of a dangerous weapon.

Some people just take their food seriously, man. A couple of months ago a 14-year-old stabbed his older brother to death over a soft drink and a bag of chips, and last year a man choked the shit out of his cookie eating roommate.…

Antibaby smoothieTRONDHEIM, NORWAY – A 26-year-old man from Norway is facing seven years in jail after feeding his ex-girlfriend, who was pregnant with his child, a smoothie laced with an abortion drug.

The pair had a short relationship and a child together already, but were no longer together when they met at a party and  decided to scrump. This resulted in the woman getting pregnant with his second child and the man suffering from some serious post bang regret.

“He tried several times to convince me to have an abortion but it was not an option for me,” the woman told the court in Trondheim.

Feeling that he had no way out, the man researched abortive medications and purchased the drugs online. He gave the woman the pills under the guise that they were over-the-counter pain killers. His first attempt was unsuccessful and evident at a pregnancy check-up which showed the baby was still developing. He freaked knowing that if a developing child were exposed to these drugs they could be born with severe deformities.…

Dynel LaneLONGMONT, CO — Police have arrested 34-year-old Dynel Lane after they say she cut a baby out of a pregnant woman after luring the victim to her home under the pretense of selling baby clothes.

The 26-year-old victim, who was seven months pregnant, went to Lane’s home after responding to a Craigslist ad for baby clothes. Once there, police allege Lane attacked the woman and cut her fetus from her womb.

Police say that Lane’s husband drove her and the baby to the hospital where Lane carried in the victim’s dead baby and told hospital staff that she had suffered a miscarriage.

The victim was able to call 911 from Lane’s home where police would find her beaten and stabbed. She was taken to the hospital where she underwent surgery and is expected to survive.

Lane, a mother of two who once had a certified nurse’s aide credential, was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder, first-degree assault and child abuse knowingly/reckless resulting in death. Murder charges may or may not be filed against Lane.…

Linus NorgrenMANNING, OR – There was a lot of sobbing in a Washington County courtroom on Friday after 22-year-old Linus Norgren was convicted of the attempted murder of a hunter who found him naked in the woods.

In October 2013, Norgren walked into his brother’s room and began babbling about nonsense. He then punched out a window, cutting his hand, and wandered outside. He was eventually discovered by a hunter in the woods, standing by the hunter’s ATV.

Norgren approached the hunter and wrestled away his rifle, then allegedly said, “Sasquatch kills the hunter.” Norgren then knocked the hunter unconscious by hitting him over the head with a rock. When the hunter came to, Norgren was on top of him trying to remove his arms.

“When Mr. McDonald was unconscious, Linus Norgren, with unspeakable violence, caused two fractured and dislocated arms,” the prosecutor told the jury. “He systematically and violently ripped Mr. McDonald’s arms out of his torso.”

Norgren then began strangling the hunter, shoved his fingers down the man’s throat and gouged his eyes.…


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