Police responded to a Tulsa hospital early Thursday morning, where they spoke to a man who claimed his girlfriend, Amber Ellis, attacked him while he slept.
After an evening of imbibing, the two began arguing about how “needy” she had become in recent weeks. (PSA, fellas — the word “needy” is a trigger in the craziest of psycho bitches. So is “suffocating” and “smothering.” And may your lord help you if you start in on the whole “I need a little breather” spiel).
The verbal argument continued when the couple reached their apartment, and seemingly ended when Ellis stormed into the bedroom and slammed the door. The victim, believing he was safe, fell asleep on the couch. With both eyes closed. Silly man.
He told police he woke to find Ellis chewing on his dick. When he tried to fight her off, he said, she hit him in the head with a laptop.…
NEWPORT, NH – Jerry Carrier is facing first degree assault charges after he shook his three-month-old baby again, the latest shaking the result of the 26-year-old man-child becoming upset at a video game.
In early January, police were called to a home after Carrier’s baby showed signs of distress. The child was taken to the hospital and released, only to return to the hospital the next day because he couldn’t keep food down. The infant remained in the hospital for a couple of days, police said.
Two weeks later, at a different home, a similar scenario played out. This time the infant was found by his mother and was described as limp with his eyes rolled back in its head, unresponsive, not breathing, and blue.
The baby was transported back to the hospital where it was determined that the infant’s injuries were the result of “non-accidental trauma” and were very similar to the injuries it had suffered two weeks prior while also under Carrier’s care.
Carrier, who has no fixed address, was on parole during these two instances for second degree assault, for an incident that did not involve a minor.…
BECKLEY, WV – Police have charged 19-year-old Camille Brown with the murder of an elderly pastor who was found brutally beaten to death inside his home.
Police say that on Saturday morning, Brown entered the home of 69-year-old Ronald Browning and attacked him with a weapon. Browning would die after suffering blunt force trauma to his neck and head as well as multiple broken bones.
The next day, in the neighboring town of Mabscott, police were called to a home where a break-in had taken place. When they arrived, Brown was still inside the home covered in her own blood and shit.
When they tried questioning her, she shit and pissed her pants. As she was being taken to the hospital to treat a wound to her hand, she told officers that she had killed a man with gray hair. She also tried to bite one of the officers.
Brown was initially charged with breaking and entering and disorderly conduct, but was charged with first degree murder on Monday. She is being held without bond at the Southern Regional Jail.…
MUNCIE, IN – Christina Reber was sentenced to two years in prison after she assaulted her ex-boyfriend and ripped off his scrotum with her bare hands.
We first reported on Reber back in 2012, after she entered the home of her 57-year-old ex-boyfriend a few days after he had broken up with her.
After punching him in the head several times, a struggle ensued that lead to Reber getting a handful of the man’s plums and “squeezing as hard as she could.”
The man tried to free his balls from Reber’s grip, but she stayed latched on and began digging her fingernails into his tool bag. The poor son-of-a-bitch was eventually able to free his balls and call 911, but the damage had been done.
Prepare to involuntarily cross your legs, fellas. Responding police describe seeing the man with blood on his shirt, and observed “a long wide tear on his scrotum,” which had been “completely torn loose from his body.”
The man was rushed to Ball Memorial Hospital (seriously) where his nutsack was reattached.…
Police say 30-year-old Guadalupe Diaz’s son got into a fight with another boy at their school that ended with both boys being suspended.
According to the Harris County Precinct 6 Constable’s Office, Diaz allegedly confronted the other boy as he walked home from school. No details on that initial confrontation, but it lead to the boy running from her and into a nearby cellphone store looking for help.
Investigators say surveillance footage from the store shows Diaz following the boy in the store where she chokes him and tries to pull him outside before fleeing the scene in a red SUV.
A warrant was issued for Diaz after the altercation, and she was picked up after an officer saw her standing at an intersection. Diaz has been charged with injury to a child under 15, a third-degree felony.…
Michael Trudeau Accused Of Killing Girlfriend’s Cat, Biting Off Part Of Her Ear, Shoving Umbrella Down Her ThroatFebruary 2, 2015 at 4:06 pm by Morbid
CHASKA, MN – Michael Trudeau is facing a slew of charges after the 51-year-old lunatic allegedly killed his girlfriend’s cat weeks before biting off part of her ear and shoving an umbrella down her throat.
Last Sunday, officers responded to a report of a domestic assault and met with a 42-year-old woman who was visibly shaken and bloody.
She told them Trudeau, her boyfriend of two years, had spent the afternoon at her apartment drinking before they got into a verbal argument over their relationship that turned physical.
This argument may have had something to do with an incident that had happened a few weeks prior, when Trudeau allegedly set the victim’s cat on fire in the living room. After the fire was extinguished, Trudeau reportedly strangled the cat to death before cutting off its head with a pair of scissors.
The girlfriend didn’t call police because, well, he’s fucking crazy and he threatened to kill her if she did.
Now, three weeks later, the woman has found herself in a headlock with Trudeau telling her, “I’m trained to kill the enemy.…
OCALA, FL — Police have arrested 24-year-old Larry Floyd after they say he used a kitchen knife to try and circumcise his 20-month-old nephew.
According to police, Floyd was staying at his sister’s house where the child and his siblings were being babysat. The babysitter stated they heard the baby crying in another room and then witnessed Floyd leaving the room with a bloody knife.
The child’s father arrived home shortly after and found his son bleeding then immediately rushed him to the hospital non-life-threatening injuries to his genitals. According to Sgt. Michael Sommer, Floyd told the father he was trying to circumcise the boy with a kitchen knife.
Floyd was arrested and charged with domestic aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. He has not given a reason why he decided to carry out the procedure on his nephew. Doctors say the boy is expected to recover.
By looking at Floyd’s picture, it’s hard to imagine he’s had run-ins with the law before, but he has served jail time for petty theft, drug possession and domestic battery.…
PASCO COUNTY, FL – Justin Colby is behind bars facing attempted murder charges after the 33-year-old allegedly tried aborting his girlfriend’s baby with a 2006 Dodge Charger.
On Monday, Colby got into an argument with his girlfriend, 32-year-old Crystal Noordhuizen, who is seven months pregnant. Not wanting to exasperate the situation, Noordhuizen left their home and began walking down the street.
That’s when police say Colby called her on her cell phone and asked, “Are you ready for your abortion date?” before veering his vehicle off the road and striking Noordhuizen from behind. Colby crashed into a pole, got out of the car and walked to his home where he fled on a white motorcycle.
Noordhuizen was taken to Regional Medical Center Bayonet Point with minor injuries, while Colby was later picked up by police and charged with attempted murder.
This isn’t the first time Colby has been accused of hitting someone with a car. In 2012, Colby was charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm after he ran over his brother.…
KALAMAZOO, MI – Back in November, 53-year-old Timothy Tucker was accused of punching his girlfriend in the face, then took the couple’s puppy and repeatedly struck her with the animal until it died.
According to court documents, the assault left the woman with a “severely swollen eye” and covered in the puppy’s fecal matter.
In December, Tucker pleaded guilty to one count of third-offense domestic violence as a second-time habitual offender. He also reached a plea deal that dismissed one count of killing/torturing animals, ensuring Tucker was able to avoid being convicted as a fourth-time habitual offender.
When Tucker was in court on Tuesday for sentencing, Kalamazoo County Assistant Prosecutor Mike Reisterer argued Tucker be sent to prison, citing Tucker having prior convictions for third-offense domestic violence in 2005, fleeing police in 2006 and writing counterfeit checks in 2008.
“This is one of the few cases that turns my stomach,” Reisterer said in court. “To take a two-week-old puppy and bludgeon his significant other to the point that she requires hospitalization and the puppy is dead is incomprehensible.”
Even though Circuit Judge Alexander C.…
RIVERVIEW, FL – A dumbass was arrested after he tackled a man inside a Walmart because he had a gun. The problem was the man with the gun had a concealed weapons permit.
According to the sheriff’s office, 43-year-old Michael Foster saw 62-year-old Clarence Daniels in the Walmart parking lot with a gun holstered under his coat. Concerned, Foster thought it would be great idea to skip calling for help and take matters into his own hands.
As Daniels walked into the Walmart to pick up some coffee creamer for his wife, Foster placed him in a choke hold from behind and tackled him to the ground while yelling that Daniels had a gun. During the struggle that followed, Daniels repeatedly yelled that he had a concealed weapons permit.
Security intervened and detained both men until police arrived. After confirming that Daniels did indeed have a permit to carry his gun concealed, police arrested Foster and charged him with one count of battery.
“Unfortunately he tackled a guy that was a law-abiding citizen,” sheriff’s spokesman Larry McKinnon said.…
According to authorities, 32-year-old Fan Lung sent his mistress, Zhang Hung, a couple of “saucy” messages on his wife’s cell phone and forgot to log out of his account after hitting send. The wife, Feng, read the message — along with several others — and completely lost her friggin’ mind.
Armed with a pair of scissors, Feng approached her husband as he lay sleeping in bed. Then…. snip, snip.
Doctors were able to reattach Fan’s member, but the celebration didn’t last long. Feng reportedly snuck into his hospital room and cut that pesky little thing off. Again. This time, though, she tossed it out the window.
Somehow, the couple ended up outside of the hospital and on the street, where Fan was seen, bloodied, butt nekkid, and in a rage, beating Feng. After hospital personnel separated the two, they learned Fan was, once again, dickless.…
HANOVER, PA – An 11-year-old has been accused of stabbing her 2-year-old cousin because she was having “the worst day ever.”
According to police, 31-year-old Anna Kristen Marye went to sleep and left her 11-year-old her niece unsupervised with her 2-year-old daughter last November, despite knowing her niece has mental health and anger issues and had acted aggressive toward her child in the past.
Marye woke up to her niece screaming that something was wrong with Marye’s daughter. When she went to check, she found her daughter in her crib with her intestines protruding through a one-inch laceration to her abdomen. She was transported to the hospital for emergency surgery.
When police interviewed the older girl she first told them she found the child injured and had no idea how she was injured. She would later admit she used a steak knife to stab the girl as she slept. She said she did it because she was “so mad and had the worst day ever.”
According to family members, the girl once said that she wished her cousin was dead, and once approached the younger child with a knife and asked, “Are you ready to die?” The girl was charged as a juvenile with two counts of aggravated assault, while Marye was charged with endangering the welfare of a child.…
TOTTENVILLE, NY - Police have arrested 17-year-old Joquasha Rosado following a beat-down she gave a fellow high school student after he reportedly farted within her comfort zone.
The incident happened at South Richmond High School in Staten Island when Rosado flew into a rage after a 15-year-old classmate’s fart wafted in her direction. Disgusted and highly unamused, she reportedly picked up a metal stool and clobbered him over the head.
She then pummeled him in the face another 15 times with her closed fists. The victim was taken to a local hospital where it took eight staples to close “a bleeding gash that required eight staples,” reported Officer Jennifer Hadley.
Rosado was charged with assault, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment at her arraignment. She is currently out on bond on her own recognizance.
This isn’t the first story we have had on DD in which a fart lead to violence. In 2012, a man reportedly beat his three young children because one of them farted in the car.…
Police have arrested Joel Lemasters, 26, after they say he threw a peach pie at a woman who refused to give him a cigarette.
According to reports, Lemasters approached the woman at around 8 a.m. and asked to bum a smoke. When she refused, Lemasters got angry and threw a peach pie at her car window and began kicking her vehicle.
“He got really mad and started yelling,” Sgt. Dan Kraus, Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office spokesman said. “Then he wound up and threw a pie at her.”
Police arrived at the scene and found Lemasters trying to assault he woman again. A deputy was able to intervene and throw Lemasters to the ground. He was taken into custody and has been charged with suspicion of harassment, criminal mischief and violating parole from a previous conviction.
Lemasters, who has no permanent address, is currently residing in Clackamas County Jail.…
HUDSON, FL – Despite being shot three times during a robbery, Thomas Allopenna used a shovel in a gun fight and won.
Allopenna, 26, was leaving the Players Club when 22-year-old Jonathan Crespo approached and fired five shots from a .22 caliber handgun into his driver’s side window.
Shot three times, Allopenna exited his truck and Crespo grabbed him, wiggled his highly manicured eyebrows, and yelled, “Give me all your shit!”
At this point a witness ran to Allopenna’s aid and hit Crespo with a shovel. Despite his injuries, Allopenna then took the shovel, summoned the Power of Greyskull, and used it to beat the ever-living shit out of Crespo’s face.
Crespo was apprehended and has been charged with one count of attempted murder and one count of armed robbery. Allopenna has been charged with being a badass and commended for his ability to take a few bullets before caving in the head of an armed assailant with the broad side of a shovel.
Both Crespo and Allopenna were transported to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.…
Deerfield Beach, FL – The owner of a South Florida reptile store featured here two years ago after a man choked to death during a cockroach eating contest, has been arrested after he allegedly hit employees with a lizard.
Police say 40-year-old Benjamin Siegel, owner of Siegel Reptiles, is facing battery and animal cruelty charges after video surveillance captured Siegel throwing a bearded dragon lizard in the air and swinging it multiple times. He also hit employees with the bearded dragon multiple times and threw Gatorade on them.
According to a Broward Sheriff’s Office arrest report:
“The defendant did unnecessarily torment the animal, handling the animal in a cruel and/or inhumane manner and intentionally committed an act to the animal which results in excessive and repeated infliction of unnecessary pain or suffering to the animal.”
Siegel was already on bond for previous battery charges at the time of this incident, so when he faced a judge his previous bond was revoked. He was still behind bars without bond on Monday.…
LA PLATA COUNTY, CO — This colorful looking fellow, who most definitely smells like a penny, was arrested following the imprisonment and assault of a woman in her own home over a two day period.
Edward Venteroso was living on the property of Kristy Harris, who had a previous order of protection against Edward so it’s unclear why he was still “living” on her property. Going by his mugshot, I can only imagine it was in a cave or under a lean-to made of a big ass blue tarp.
On Tuesday, Venteroso allegedly entered Harris’ home and El-Kabonged her repeatedly about the head with a cast iron skillet. When Harris attempted to call 911 for help, Venteroso smashed her phone.
Police were eventually called to the home where they found a bloody and half-conscious Harris on her hands and knees, pleading for help. She was taking to the hospital and is being treated for blunt trauma to her head and ears as well as other multiple blunt injuries.
Venteroso was arrested on a charge of first-degree assault, violation of a protection order, false imprisonment and obstructing of telephone service.…
Hyde, Greater Manchester, UK- A man is currently on trial after he was accused of tackling a woman who was trying to stop his dog from mauling her 6-year-old daughter.
Karen Baines was walking home from a Christmas party with her 6-year-old daughter, Demi Baines, when the incident occurred. They were a short distance from their home when they came upon 70-year-old Phillip Rhodes, who was standing outside his house.
Karen told the courts the horrifying details of what happened next when Rhodes’ Staffordshire Bull Terrier, “Bruno”, approached them from a nearby field.
“Philip was stood outside his property with his arms out saying ‘isn’t she lovely?’ He was just a few feet away. He appeared to be drunk. He was slurring and staggering.
“The dog came out from a field to my left. It wasn’t on a lead. As I got to the side of him the dog ran in front of us and I put my hand down and it licked the tip of my finger then all of a sudden attacked my daughter’s face.…