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MONICA FOYTEXAS – Monica Foy, the idiot who got her 15 minutes of fame earlier this week after Tweeting the cop who was executed in Texas deserved to be killed, has now been arrested on a 2011 assault charge.

On Friday, a man with a long history of mental illness and arrests walked up to Harris County Deputy Darren Goforth and shot him from behind as he pumped gas into his patrol car, then emptied the gun as the man fell to the ground.

As you would expect, idiots from both sides of the Black Lives Matter movement came out in force to echo their opinions. Some of them were to be expected as certain people try to make a living at being as inflammatory as possible, or just love trolling whoever is on the other side of their fence.

But one of these people was Monica Foy, an English major at Sam Houston State University, a university that has one of the top law enforcement schools in the state.

On Tuesday, she tweeted out this gem in which she implied Goforth deserved to be killed and had “creepy perv eyes”:

Monica Foy Tweet

As you can imagine, she was met with a bit of backlash.…

Ms Lin BeforeWENZHOU, CHINA – A teenage waiter at a ‘Mr Hot Pot’ restaurant has been arrested after he poured boiling water on a customer after she complained about his service.

The 29-year-old victim was eating at the restaurant with her family on August 24th when she upset a 17-year-old waiter. The two got into an argument over the addition of water to the hot pot.

In response, the waiter went to the kitchen and then returned with a big ass bowl of boiling water that he poured on top of the poor lady’s head. But he wasn’t finished. The teen then slammed the woman to the ground and began kicking her.

Two women who were eating with the woman, as well as six customers, had to drag the victim away from the teen and restrain him there until police arrived.

The victim was rushed to the hospital to treat the burns to her face, torso and back. She was last listed in stable condition, but from the looks of her injuries, she’s in for one painful recovery.…

dog weaponPARK CITY, KS – Michael Rush is facing animal cruelty charges after the 26-year-old used a small dog as a weapon against a police officer.

On Sunday night, police were called to a neighborhood after people who lived there called to report a suspicious man walking through backyards and kicking fences.

A responding officer encountered Rush walking a small pug-mix on a leash and “acting erratically.” When the officer tried talking to Rush and asked him to stop, Rush spit at the officer and used the dog’s leash to swing the dog at the officer multiple times.

The officer tried using a stun gun on Rush, as well as pepper spray, but Rush continued to charge the officer until other police arrived and were able to get him under control and into custody.

Rush now faces animal abuse charges as well as battery against a law enforcement officer. The dog was unharmed and is currently at the Wichita Animal Shelter. Park City police say they’ll do everything they can to make sure the dog finds a safe home and does not go back to Rush.…

Charles WeatherfordEVANSVILLE, IN – Police have arrested 84-year-old Charles Weatherford after he admitted dumping a bowl of piss on the head of a 13-year-old boy.

The incident happened Saturday afternoon, when Weathford called police to report a 13-year-old boy had vandalize his front walkway by smashing some landscaping bricks.

While police were there taking the report, they noted a strong smell of urine but could not determine the source.

The source of that smell would reveal itself after they were called back to the location by the mother of the boy who allegedly vandalized Weatherford’s walkway. She was calling to report Weathford had assaulted her snowflake with urine.

The 13-year-old told police he’d got into an argument with Weatherford, an argument that ended with Weatherford dumping a bowl full of piss on his head from Weatherford’s his second-floor balcony.

Police wrote in their report that while the teen was talking to them, he “had a strong smell of urine emanating from his person.”

That visual is hilarious to me — a sulking teen having to talk to police covered in stinking piss because his mother wouldn’t let him wash it off so there would be proof of the act.…

St. Cecilia CathedralOMAHA, NE – Police are looking for two teenagers caught on camera robbing and sucker-punching a 76-year-old woman Sunday morning inside the north vestibule at St. Cecilia’s Cathedral.

As you can see in the video below, the 5-foot-6, 150-pound woman was reading a copy of the parish newsletter at the welcome table when the two teens enter the church behind her.

As one of the teens grabs her purse and runs out the door, the other sucker punches her in the side of the head, causing the woman to fall to the ground and hit her head on the side of the table.

Luckily, the woman wasn’t seriously injured. She was taken tot he hospital with a large bump and scrapes on her forehead. According to reports, she was treated in the emergency room and released.

Police are asking anyone with any information to contact them or Crime Stoppers at 444-STOP (7867). Tipsters will remain anonymous and may be eligible for a cash reward of up to $1,000.

It shouldn’t be too hard to identify the two cowards, as the morons pretty much posed for the camera.…

crime scenePHILADELPHIA, PA – Police have arrested a 15-year-old boy, accusing him of kidnapping a 5-year-old girl from her home, sexually assaulting her, then coming pretty close to beating her to death.

The incident happened last month when the victim’s mother woke up to find her daughter was not in the house. She would end up finding her lying motionless and bleeding in the backyard of their home.

The girl was taken to the hospital where it was discovered she had a broken jaw, fractures to her skull and a bruised liver.  One of the bruises on the girl, according to her mother, was in the shape of a man’s boot.

The girl regained consciousness and told police that she had woke up in the middle of the night and was walking down the hallway when she encountered a man she did not know. The intruder took her out to the backyard where he sexually assaulted her, stomped on her abdomen then beat her unconscious.

“None of her injuries, thank God, led to any internal brain damage or bleeding,” said the girl’s mother.…

Ikki KotsugaiTOKYO – Police have arrested 24-year-old Ikki Kotsugai after he allegedly used a pair of garden shears to cut off a man’s penis before flushing it down a toilet.

According to reports, Kotsugai was angry over his wife having an affair with the 42-year-old victim, so he busted into the man’s law office where his wife also worked. She was present when her husband, a former boxer, proceeded to punch the victim several times in the face.

Once the man was on the ground and nearly unconscious, Kotsugai pulled down the man’s pants and used the gardening tool to sever his penis. Then, to add insult to injury, he reportedly flushed the poor man’s junk down a toilet.

Kotsugai was arrested shortly after the alleged attack and charged with inflicting bodily harm. The victim’s injuries are reported as being non-life threatening.

I will now file this story alongside the multiple stories of men losing their dicks in a variety of horrible ways, including one woman who cut off her husband’s dick and, like Kotsugai, flushed the thing down the toilet.…

D'Angelo MatthewsGREENSBORO, NC – Three teenagers have been arrested after police say the beat 74-year-old Larry Eugene Brown to death on the side of the road as the elderly man walked to a bus stop.

On July 29, Brown’s body was found on the side of the road with significant blunt force trauma to the head. Police would learn that Brown had been walking to a bus stop at around 5:30 a.m. that morning when he was assaulted by one or more individuals.

A Crimestoppers tip would lead police to 17-year-old D’Angelo Matthews, a 14-year-old girl, and a 15-year-old boy. After interviewing the teens, police learned the teens were driving down the road when they spotted Brown and decided to attack him.

After assaulting Brown, the teens allegedly took $3 cash, a wallet, flash light, cell phone and a razor. All three teenagers were taken into custody and are now facing first-degree murder and robbery with a dangerous weapon charges.

Police say the teens were not on drugs at the time of the incident, and are not affiliated with any gangs.…

Roy WilliamsROCKFORD, IL – Roy Williams, Jr. has found himself facing some serious charges after the 56-year-old tried running down a group of children he believed were bullying his daughter.

Williams initially confronted the group of kids with a cane after his 13-year-old daughter got in a fight at a bus stop outside Nelson Elementary School.

Williams called police to report the fight, but before they could arrive, Williams decided to take matters into his own hands and drove his SUV towards the kids, jumping the curb in the process.

As you can see in the cellphone video that was taken by a bystander, Williams didn’t hit any of the kids but not because of a lack of trying. Williams stayed at the scene until police arrived and was arrested after they viewed the cellphone footage.

“He should have not taken matters into his own hand and we would have investigated that initial incident and tried to resolve it without there being any further violence,” says Assistant Deputy Chief Doug Pann.

Williams is now facing aggravated assault with a vehicle and assault with a deadly weapon charges.…

westoverPALATKA, FL – Police have charged an 11-year-old boy with battery after they say he choked a 4-year-old child who is currently hospitalized in critical condition.

Police responded to a home at the Westover Mobile Home Park after receiving a 911 call around 4 a.m. regarding a 4-year-old child who was not breathing.

The responding officer performed CPR on the boy until paramedics arrived and transported him to the hospital.

Police noticed the injured child had strangulation marks on his neck, so they began interviewing the 12 people who lived in the home – six adults and six children eleven years old and under – and eventually determined that an 11-year-old boy was responsible for choking the toddler.

Police arrested the boy in the presence of his mother and placed him in a juvenile detention center on a charge of aggravated battery resulting in serious damage.

Capt. Dick Schauland of the Sheriff’s Office said the 11-year-old had only been back in the home a short time after returning from a Miami rehab program.…

Robert DoyleCITRUS COUNTY, FL – Robert Doyle, 51, has been charged with murder after shooting 41-year-old Candelerio Gonzalez to death in front of his family during a road rage incident.

What do you get when you put two men with anger issues in the same place, at the same time, if one of them also happens to be armed with a gun? If you guessed one man dead in the middle of a neighborhood street and the other man charged with murder, you would be correct.

Doyle was with his wife in one vehicle, while Gonzalez was in another with his wife, daughter and grandchild. No word on what happened, exactly, but Doyle did something on the road that really, really pissed Gonzalez off. So much so that Gonzalez decided to follow Doyle home to get an address for police.

So while Doyle was being chased home by Gonzalez, both parties were on the phone with 911 reporting the other. You can listen to portions of the 911 calls in the video below, but basically it entailed Doyle telling 911 he was being followed to his home by an unknown individual who he was going to “shoot in the head” with the gun he had “cocked, locked and ready to go.”

Gonzalez’ wife was also talking with 911, explaining they were following an “idiot” who had been driving like a moron and who someone needed to “smack the crap out of.” Despite the dispatcher telling them to disengage and to let the police handle it from there, hot heads prevailed and Doyle pulled in front of his house with Gonzalez pulling up behind him.…

Kenneth FaulknerMAURY COUNTY, TN – Kenneth Faulkner was arrested after he allegedly beat the crap out of the man he accused of molesting his two young daughters, and is now looking at more time in jail than the man he beat up.

Faulker suspected his two daughter were being sexually abused by 67-year-old Thomas Williams, a man related to the children by marriage. So last December, he went to police with his suspicions.

The resulting investigation led to Williams being arrested in April and jailed on $2000 bond. In March, Williams was indicted by a grand jury on two charges of solicitation of a minor.

Last Thursday, Williams pleaded guilty to the charges and was sentenced to three years probation and must register as a sex offender. While all this was happening inside the courthouse, Faulkner and his family were outside protesting.

As you can imagine, Faulkner was not too happy to learn the man he says molested his daughters “in every way” was not going to serve one day in jail.…

Joseph CastellanosSANDY, UT — I missed this story when it first came out, but police in Utah have arrested 31-year-old Joseph Castellanos after he allegedly beat his girlfriend before stabbing her with a fork, covering her in hot sauce and trying to force her into an oven.

I happened last month when Castellanos arrived home and was very, very upset with his live-in girlfriend because she had been slow to respond to his Facebook messages he’d sent from work.

So, over the next 2 hours, police say Castellanos “punched the woman several times in the face and body, kicked her in the ribs, threatened to kill her, stabbed the top of her head using a kitchen knife causing a quarter-inch wound, held a second knife to her throat, stabbed her head and body at least five times with a fork, urinated on her, struck her with a belt and buckle, poured hot sauce and ranch dressing on her and tried to put her in an oven.” Aristocrats!

He eventually gave up trying to stuff her in the oven, which was on btw, and said he had another plan.…

Tabatha Lee GroomsAUGUSTA, GA – Tabathia Grooms helped bolster a few stereotypes regarding Georgians after she attacked her boyfriend, Carlos Grace, because he declined to have sex with her.

According to reports, the 35-year-old came home around 11:30 p.m. after a night of drinking. She was still fuming because, earlier in the day, Grace had refused to kiss that colostomy bag she calls a mouth.

As Grace sat on a couch, Grooms informed him that she’d went out and “fucked everyone else because he would not fuck her,” then physically attacked him. During the assault, Grooms allegedly scratched Grace on the face, head and neck and bit him on the arm before he was able to lock himself in the bathroom and call 911.

When police arrived, they reported that Grooms was “highly intoxicated” and refused to explain what had happened. She did admit to drinking and threatened to run a deputy over with a baby stroller if he did not move out of her way.

While at the residence, Grooms’ 66-year-old mother took one of the officers aside and told them that her daughter had punched her in the face during her tirade.…

Thomas ThompsonMOUNT DORA, FL – A 45-year-old detention deputy with the Lake County Sheriff’s Office was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill and improper exhibition of a firearm last Monday after following another vehicle and brandishing a gun at the couple in the car.

It appears that Thomas J. Thompson was not in a good mood following his arrest, since he was arrested–again!–Wednesday on a domestic violence charge related to an argument between him and his wife that Monday night.

Let’s get this little bit of business out of the way before someone gets confused: yes, I described Thompson as a detention deputy with the Lake County Sheriff’s Office. Different words are used in different jurisdictions, but understand that the phrase in question tags Thompson as a jailer. Not a police officer.

Way back when, I was a juvenile detention officer. Yes, officer. My official title was Court Services Officer, and I did indeed carry a shiny badge proclaiming my name, title, and county; in the course of my job, I was required to make decisions regarding crimes committed and those accused of committing crimes.…

scarheadROGERSVILLE, TN – Johnny Richards, 33, and Erin Lawson, 32, like to fight, screw each other loudly and stab neighbors for calling the police to complain.

The neighbor unfortunate enough to live next door to this lovely couple, called police to report what he thought was a domestic disturbance of some kind. It turned out the couple were just having sex loud enough that it sounded like they were killing each other.

The neighbor called police once more when the couple started at it again, but this time they were actually fighting. When the police left, the couple went to the neighbor to confront him with a rake. When he opened the door, Richards beat the shit out of him with it, breaking the handle. He then used the broken handle to stab the man in the arm.

A report from responding officer HCSO Cpl. Kenneth Ferguson confirms the neighbor’s story matches his injuries.

“I did observe several lacerations on (the neighbor) consistent with how he stated he was injured. There was blood on the end of the rake handle that was recovered at the scene.…

api_image_web_pkg.get_imageBRIDGEPORT, CT- Imani Brown, 22, did not appreciate police officers interrupting her van sexy-time so she protested by nun-chucking one in the eye with a bloody tampon.

Police responded to multiple complaints regarding a couple having sex in plain view in the front seat of a parked van. According to police, the ground beside the van was littered with bloody used condoms and a soiled tampon. They would find Brown and Mackenzie Bruno, 27, naked, saucing the hot dog.

Brown, who I will now call “Get Down Brown”…was not happy with the police assisted coitus interruptus and exited the vehicle cursing and yelling at the officers. As a cop approached her, Brown leaned down, picked up the bloody tampon and then smashed it into the cop’s eye.  The officer is currently being treated for exposure.

Let’s get real for a second. The thought of having a bloody tampon anywhere near your face is heinous alone. Add in the chance of exposure to STD’s, HIV, or the possibility that the tampon rested on a comfy asphalt bed of MRSA; I would be tempted to scoop out my eyeball with a spoon right then and there.…

schmuckKINNEAR, WY – On Friday, 46-year-old Terry Schmuck was arrested and charged with attempted first-degree murder after hitting his estranged wife Cindy in the head with a hatchet. (Insert your own joke about a “hatchet job” here.)

Terry Schmuck got served divorce papers early Thursday morning and didn’t react well. Actually, someone give me an award for understatement already. KCWY13 reported that “[t]he affidavit says Terry cut the telephone wires with the hatchet before forcefully entering the home and striking his estranged wife in the head. It was then that the victim asked to be taken to the hospital when terry [sic] took her.”

Your language lesson of the day: “The Latin adverb sic (“thus”; in full: sic erat scriptum, “thus was it written”) inserted immediately after a quoted word or passage, indicates that the quoted matter has been transcribed exactly as found in the source text, complete with any erroneous or archaic spelling, surprising assertion, faulty reasoning, or other matter that might otherwise be taken as an error of transcription.” Thanks, Wikipedia!…


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