Matthew Fischer, 16, Disemboweled Classmate After Victim Sent Snapchat To His GirlfriendPolice Accuse Girl, 14, Of Intentionally Drowning 3-Month-Old Justice HulBoy, 5, Kills His Baby Brother After Finding Gun And Shooting Him In The HeadGirl, 11, Accused Of Stabbing 2-Year-Old Girl Because She Was Having Bad DayDavid Vanzo Took His Dead Mother To Bank To Take Cash From Her AccountIsaac Seman Arrested After Filming Son Enacting Scenes From Brokeback Mountain With DogTimothy Tucker Beat Girlfriend With Couple's Two Week Old Puppy Until It DiedCouple Accused Of Killing Family Dog, Burglarizing Home To Cover Their TracksNicholas Stewart Sold Fake Booze Made From His Urine and FecesMan Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Same Victim As Convicted Son

Justin Lee ColbyPASCO COUNTY, FL – Justin Colby is behind bars facing attempted murder charges after the 33-year-old allegedly tried aborting his girlfriend’s baby with a 2006 Dodge Charger.

On Monday, Colby got into an argument with his girlfriend, 32-year-old Crystal Noordhuizen, who is seven months pregnant. Not wanting to exasperate the situation, Noordhuizen left their home and began walking down the street.

That’s when police say Colby called her on her cell phone and asked, “Are you ready for your abortion date?” before veering his vehicle off the road and striking Noordhuizen from behind. Colby crashed into a pole, got out of the car and walked to his home where he fled on a white motorcycle.

Noordhuizen was taken to Regional Medical Center Bayonet Point with minor injuries, while Colby was later picked up by police and charged with attempted murder.

This isn’t the first time Colby has been accused of hitting someone with a car. In 2012, Colby was charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm after he ran over his brother.…

Timothy TuckerKALAMAZOO, MI – Back in November, 53-year-old Timothy Tucker was accused of punching his girlfriend in the face, then took the couple’s puppy and repeatedly struck her with the animal until it died.

According to court documents, the assault left the woman with a “severely swollen eye” and covered in the puppy’s fecal matter.

In December, Tucker pleaded guilty to one count of third-offense domestic violence as a second-time habitual offender. He also reached a plea deal that dismissed one count of killing/torturing animals, ensuring Tucker was able to avoid being convicted as a fourth-time habitual offender.

When Tucker was in court on Tuesday for sentencing, Kalamazoo County Assistant Prosecutor Mike Reisterer argued Tucker be sent to prison, citing Tucker having prior convictions for third-offense domestic violence in 2005, fleeing police in 2006 and writing counterfeit checks in 2008.

“This is one of the few cases that turns my stomach,” Reisterer said in court. “To take a two-week-old puppy and bludgeon his significant other to the point that she requires hospitalization and the puppy is dead is incomprehensible.”

Even though Circuit Judge Alexander C.…

Michael FosterRIVERVIEW, FL – A dumbass was arrested after he tackled a man inside a Walmart because he had a gun. The problem was the man with the gun had a concealed weapons permit.

According to the sheriff’s office, 43-year-old Michael Foster saw 62-year-old Clarence Daniels in the Walmart parking lot with a gun holstered under his coat. Concerned, Foster thought it would be great idea to skip calling for help and take matters into his own hands.

As Daniels walked into the Walmart to pick up some coffee creamer for his wife, Foster placed him in a choke hold from behind and tackled him to the ground while yelling that Daniels had a gun. During the struggle that followed, Daniels repeatedly yelled that he had a concealed weapons permit.

Security intervened and detained both men until police arrived. After confirming that Daniels did indeed have a permit to carry his gun concealed, police arrested Foster and charged him with one count of battery.

“Unfortunately he tackled a guy that was a law-abiding citizen,” sheriff’s spokesman Larry McKinnon said.…

PeeenisChina — A 30-year-old woman in Shangqiu is facing charges after allegedly cutting off her cheating husband’s dick with a pair of scissors. Not once, Demonites….. twice.

According to authorities, 32-year-old Fan Lung sent his mistress, Zhang Hung, a couple of “saucy” messages on his wife’s cell phone and forgot to log out of his account after hitting send. The wife, Feng, read the message — along with several others — and completely lost her friggin’ mind.

Armed with a pair of scissors, Feng approached her husband as he lay sleeping in bed. Then…. snip, snip.

Doctors were able to reattach Fan’s member, but the celebration didn’t last long. Feng reportedly snuck into his hospital room and cut that pesky little thing off. Again. This time, though, she tossed it out the window.

Somehow, the couple ended up outside of the hospital and on the street, where Fan was seen, bloodied, butt nekkid, and in a rage, beating Feng. After hospital personnel separated the two, they learned Fan was, once again, dickless.…

girl with knifeHANOVER, PA – An 11-year-old has been accused of stabbing her 2-year-old cousin because she was having “the worst day ever.”

According to police, 31-year-old Anna Kristen Marye went to sleep and left her 11-year-old her niece unsupervised with her 2-year-old daughter last November, despite knowing her niece has mental health and anger issues and had acted aggressive toward her child in the past.

Marye woke up to her niece screaming that something was wrong with Marye’s daughter. When she went to check, she found her daughter in her crib with her intestines protruding through a one-inch laceration to her abdomen. She was transported to the hospital for emergency surgery.

When police interviewed the older girl she first told them she found the child injured and had no idea how she was injured. She would later admit she used a steak knife to stab the girl as she slept. She said she did it because she was “so mad and had the worst day ever.”

According to family members, the girl once said that she wished her cousin was dead, and once approached the younger child with a knife and asked, “Are you ready to die?” The girl was charged as a juvenile with two counts of aggravated assault, while Marye was charged with endangering the welfare of a child.…

fartTOTTENVILLE, NY - Police have arrested 17-year-old Joquasha Rosado following a beat-down she gave a fellow high school student after he reportedly farted within her comfort zone.

The incident happened at South Richmond High School in Staten Island when Rosado flew into a rage after a 15-year-old classmate’s fart wafted in her direction. Disgusted and highly unamused, she reportedly picked up a metal stool and clobbered him over the head.

She then pummeled him in the face another 15 times with her closed fists. The victim was taken to a local hospital where it took eight staples to close “a bleeding gash that required eight staples,” reported Officer Jennifer Hadley.

Rosado was charged with assault, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment at her arraignment. She is currently out on bond on her own recognizance.

This isn’t the first story we have had on DD in which a fart lead to violence. In 2012, a man reportedly beat his three young children because one of them farted in the car.…

LemastersHAPPY VALLEY, OR – Before I start kicking your ass with the real depressing news, I’ll be nice and prime your butthole with a lighter story currently making the rounds.

Police have arrested Joel Lemasters, 26, after they say he threw a peach pie at a woman who refused to give him a cigarette.

According to reports, Lemasters approached the woman at around 8 a.m. and asked to bum a smoke. When she refused, Lemasters got angry and threw a peach pie at her car window and began kicking her vehicle.

“He got really mad and started yelling,” Sgt. Dan Kraus, Clackamas County Sheriff’s Office spokesman said. “Then he wound up and threw a pie at her.”

Police arrived at the scene and found Lemasters trying to assault he woman again. A deputy was able to intervene and throw Lemasters to the ground. He was taken into custody and has been charged with suspicion of harassment, criminal mischief and violating parole from a previous conviction.

Lemasters, who has no permanent address, is currently residing in Clackamas County Jail.…

Jonathan CrespoHUDSON, FL – Despite being shot three times during a robbery, Thomas Allopenna used a shovel in a gun fight and won.

Allopenna, 26, was leaving the Players Club when 22-year-old Jonathan Crespo approached and fired five shots from a .22 caliber handgun into his driver’s side window.

Shot three times, Allopenna exited his truck and Crespo grabbed him, wiggled his highly manicured eyebrows, and yelled, “Give me all your shit!”

At this point a witness ran to Allopenna’s aid and hit Crespo with a shovel. Despite his injuries, Allopenna then took the shovel, summoned the Power of Greyskull, and used it to beat the ever-living shit out of Crespo’s face.

Crespo was apprehended and has been charged with one count of attempted murder and one count of armed robbery. Allopenna has been charged with being a badass and commended for his ability to take a few bullets before caving in the head of an armed assailant with the broad side of a shovel.

Both Crespo and Allopenna were transported to a hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.…

Benjamin SiegelDeerfield Beach, FL – The owner of a South Florida reptile store featured here two years ago after a man choked to death during a cockroach eating contest, has been arrested after he allegedly hit employees with a lizard.

Police say 40-year-old Benjamin Siegel, owner of Siegel Reptiles, is facing battery and animal cruelty charges after video surveillance captured Siegel throwing a bearded dragon lizard in the air and swinging it multiple times. He also hit employees with the bearded dragon multiple times and threw Gatorade on them.

According to a Broward Sheriff’s Office arrest report:

“The defendant did unnecessarily torment the animal, handling the animal in a cruel and/or inhumane manner and intentionally committed an act to the animal which results in excessive and repeated infliction of unnecessary pain or suffering to the animal.”

Siegel was already on bond for previous battery charges at the time of this incident, so when he faced a judge his previous bond was revoked. He was still behind bars without bond on Monday.…

Edward VenterosoLA PLATA COUNTY, CO — This colorful looking fellow, who most definitely smells like a penny, was arrested following the imprisonment and assault of a woman in her own home over a two day period.

Edward Venteroso was living on the property of Kristy Harris, who had a previous order of protection against Edward so it’s unclear why he was still “living” on her property. Going by his mugshot, I can only imagine it was in a cave or under a lean-to made of a big ass blue tarp.

On Tuesday, Venteroso allegedly entered Harris’ home and El-Kabonged her repeatedly about the head with a cast iron skillet. When Harris attempted to call 911 for help, Venteroso smashed her phone.

Police were eventually called to the home where they found a bloody and half-conscious Harris on her hands and knees, pleading for help. She was taking to the hospital and is being treated for blunt trauma to her head and ears as well as other multiple blunt injuries.

Venteroso was arrested on a charge of first-degree assault, violation of a protection order, false imprisonment and obstructing of telephone service.…

Staffordshire bull terrierHyde, Greater Manchester, UK- A man is currently on trial after he was accused of tackling a woman who was trying to stop his dog from mauling her 6-year-old daughter.

Karen Baines was walking home from a Christmas party with her 6-year-old daughter, Demi Baines, when the incident occurred. They were a short distance from their home when they came upon 70-year-old Phillip Rhodes, who was standing outside his house.

Karen told the courts the horrifying details of what happened next when Rhodes’ Staffordshire Bull Terrier, “Bruno”, approached them from a nearby field.

“Philip was stood outside his property with his arms out saying ‘isn’t she lovely?’ He was just a few feet away. He appeared to be drunk. He was slurring and staggering.

“The dog came out from a field to my left. It wasn’t on a lead. As I got to the side of him the dog ran in front of us and I put my hand down and it licked the tip of my finger then all of a sudden attacked my daughter’s face.…

Rachel HayesSEMINOLE, FL – Police have arrested 27-year-old Rachel Hayes after they said she slapped her grandmother several times for refusing to accept her Facebook friend request.

On Thursday, Hayes got into an argument with her 72-year-old grandmother because she had refused Hayes’ Facebook friend request.

The elderly woman told Hayes that she would accept her friend request if she changed the name she was using – ‘Rachel Frickin Hayes’ – as she felt it was inappropriate.

Hayes didn’t like this and left her grandmother’s home, only to return drunk at 3:40 in the morning. When her grandmother answered the door, Hayes allegedly smacked her grandmother across the face several times before the woman was able to get inside and lock the door.

By time police got to the home, Hayes had already left. She was picked up later and charged with felony aggravated battery on an elderly person.

Records show this isn’t the frist time Hayes has been in trouble with the law.  The mother of one has three previous arrests, including one for drunk driving and another for public urination.…

11842301.JPGOrillia, ONT — In early April roughly two years ago, 48-year-old Maria “Tonie” Farrell was leaving work in her Tim Horton’s regalia, when she heard the cries of a woman being attacked behind a nearby convenience store. She immediately ran to the woman’s defense as a man punched the victim and took off.

After a short time, Sgt. Russ Watson of the Ontario Provincial police showed up on scene, alone. Mrs. Farrell attempted to show the sergeant the direction the alleged perpetrator took, trying to be helpful as grannies are wont to do. In reaction, Sgt. Watson did what any good officer would and told her to “shut the fuck up” before needlessly and brutally attacking her — because grandmothers are terrifying and must be handled with extreme prejudice.

Watson reportedly karate kicked Farrell in the leg before sucker punching her in the face. Once she was down, he kept her down with a knee in the back. Leg dangling and in extreme pain, Farrell was then handcuffed and loaded into the back of Watson’s cruiser.…

Sandra RiveraORLANDO, FL – Sandra Rivera is facing some serious charges after she attacked and kidnapped one of her daughter’s classmates because he called her a name.

According to reports, the 28-year-old mother became enraged after learning that her 9-year-old daughter had been called a curse word by an 11-year-old boy at Eccleston Elementary.

Instead of going to the school, or talking to the boy’s parents, Rivera went to the school and waited for the boy to exit. When the boy got on his bike, Rivera walked up to him and lost her fucking mind. After throwing the boy off his bike, she physically assaulted him.

“She slammed me into the wall and then she came behind me and started choking me and hitting me on the head,” the boy said. All of this was captured on school surveillance video.

If that weren’t enough, she also threw the boy’s bike in her van and forced him to get inside. “She told me ‘tell me the instructions to your house or I’ll kill you,'” he said.…

Heidi CreamerMANATEE, FL – Heidi Creamer was arrested Sunday after she got into a fight with her twin sister over a vibrator and her boyfriend.

According to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office, a verbal argument between the 48-year-old and her twin sister began inside the apartment the siblings shared with Creamer’s boyfriend. According to reports, the two were arguing over Creamer’s boyfriend and a vibrator and quickly turned physical when Creamer punched her sister in the face.

After Creamer’s sister fell to the floor, she continued to punch, scratch and pull her twin sister’s hair. She stopped after a few minutes and began grabbing her personal belongings and stacking them outside the apartment. During one of these trips, Creamer’s sister shut the door and locked her out before going out to the balcony and screaming for neighbors to call police.

When a deputy arrived, he noted the victim on the balcony with blood on her face and Creamer banging on the front door of the apartment, screaming obscenities and yelling at the officer.…

Marvin Tramaine Hill IIDes Moines, IA — Marvin Tramaine Hill ll, 21, was jailed Tuesday, accused of repeatedly assaulting his pregnant wife with a McChicken sandwich, ultimately breaking her nose.

According to police, the Mrs. woke Hill at about 1:00 that afternoon, McChicken in hand. When Hill opened his eyes and gazed upon her offering, he apparently flipped his shit. Why? Because he doesn’t like McChicken sandwiches. *insert hysterical sobbing noises here*

Police say Hill tossed the sammich at the woman, then picked up the bun from the floor and smashed it into her face.

When the woman retreated to the restroom to clean up, Hill followed and began recording her every move with his cellphone, apparently hoping the woman would lose her shit and appear as the aggressor in the fight.

When police arrived on scene, Hill’s whole “she started it” bullshit fell flat. The cellphone video showed very little — just an injured woman knocking the cellphone out of her douchebag husband’s hand. The woman was sporting a red and swollen nose, and was found with mayo on her face and clothing.…

Chad BabinGONZALES, LA — For reasons unknown, 46-year-old Chad Babin allegedly tried to kidnap a random woman from her driveway only to get his ass kicked by the woman’s husband and son.

According to reports, Babin pulled up to a driveway where a woman was unloading her car. Babin started yelling at the woman, then got out of his vehicle and grabbed her while stating “she was coming with him.”

The woman wasn’t having that, and began yelling for help. While struggling with Babin, the woman was able to open the door of her house and both of them fell into the home. That’s when her husband and son jumped into action.

Her husband was able to use a gun to pistol-whip Babin in the face while her son and two other family members held him down until police arrived. They would find Babin lying on his stomach inside the home, being held at gunpoint by the woman’s family.

After being taken to the hospital to have his face fixes, Babin was placed in the Ascension Parish Jail on charges of simple battery, simple criminal damage to property, home invasion, and simple kidnapping.…

Stab stabWilkes Barre, PA — A 47-year-old woman is facing charges after admitting to police that she stabbed her boyfriend because he ate Thanksgiving dinner before he was supposed to.

Jacklyn Blake was apparently sleeping off a few drinks when the boyfriend took it upon himself to dish up. When Blake came to, police say, she went all kinds of batshit crazy — because that’s what holidays and cooking and breathing does to women.

Blake apparently chased the man around the living room with a knife, then stabbed him once in the chest. She then threw the knife at the guy, hitting him just below the eye.

The boyfriend was hospitalized with non-life threatening injuries. We can only hope he learned a lesson from all this… just sit in your chair, watch your game, shut the fuck up, and don’t. touch. anything.

Blake was carted off to the pokey, and has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, simple assault, reckless endangerment and making terroristic threats.

Some people live for Black Friday sales the day after Thanksgiving, I live for the stabs.…


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