Cocoa, Florida–Miranda Peters-Ortiz has a crack habit. To support that habit, it is believed that MirandaMiranda reviews has taken to robbing fast food joints. While that, in itself, isn’t exactly news, the fact that she had her toddler child in the backseat while she was brandishing a weapon at some poor Wendy’s employee, well…that’s just kinda fucked up. The fun didn’t stop with the robbery…after making off with her haul from Wendy’s, Miranda was involved in a high-speed chase with the cops. All the while, she’s tokin’ away on her crack pipe. [Read more...]

Phoenix, Arizona–Cynthia Roberson was devastated when she lost her job back in April. How was she going to put food on the table? Pay the rent? Make the payments on her Chevrolet HHR? Since prostitution is out of the question, for obvious reasons, she came up with another brilliant idea…she’d turn her two young sons and their friends into thugs and learn ‘em in the fine art of armed robbery. Fan-fuckin-tastic, Cynthia! [Read more...]

OKLAHOMA CITY – This one will be interesting, but I don’t think a jury will convict him. Two teens stormed into the pharmacy 57-year-old Jerome Ersland worked. While one teen held the employees at gunpoint, Jerome produced one of his own. Gunfire is (allegedly) exchanged and Antwun Parker, 16, is shot in the head and falls to the floor. The other teen runs with Jerome giving chase. Upon returning, Jerome walks over to Parker who is still on the ground, and shoots him 5 more times, killing him. [Read more...]

San Bernardino, California–According to authorities, 3-year-old Briant Rodriguez was kidnapped after two gunmen broke into his family’s home SundaySunday reviews afternoon. Briant is described as being Hispanic, 3-feet tall, and weighing 40 pounds, with brown eyes and long, curly brown hair. He was wearing a yellow shirt, blue-striped shorts and black sandals when he was taken. [Read more...]

John Scott Kincaid & Christopher Ray Fitzgerald

Kilgore, Texas–I am not even gonna lie to you…every now and then, I will write-up a story based upon the accompanying mugshots. And that brings us to Ren & Stimpy here. These two were recently busted for robbing a porn store, twice! Hey geniuses, I’m going to let you in on a little secret…you can download porn, for free, on the internet. Isn’t technology great?!

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Jerome Blanchett

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania–We have profiled many, many stupid criminals here at the Dreamin’ Demon. If we were to make a Top 20 list of the dumbest tards ever, Jerome Blanchett would certainly be in the running for a prime spot. You see, Blanchett decided to commit armed robbery…at a police convention. His intended victim? Retired New York police officer, 56-year-old John Comparetto.

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Miami, Florida – Customers at a local Burger King were caught in the middle of a shootout at around 4 p.m. Tuesday, at the Burger King located at Northeast 54th Street and Biscayne Boulevard. A man came into the restaurant wearing a ski mask, brandishing a handgun and demanding money. UnknownUnknown reviews to him, a customer was in the store observing the incident, and he had a weapon of his own. Deciding to take action, the patron and the robber exchanged shots at each other. When the shooting stopped, the robber lay on the floor dead, and the customer was suffering from several gunshot wounds. He is in serious but stable condition at Jackson Memorial Hospital’s Ryder Trauma Center.

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Yuliana A. Galviz and Karina Hernandez-Benitez

Tuscon, AZ–To me, crimes against the elderly are every bit as disgusting as crimes against children. That’s why these two selfish and self-centered young ladies are gracing the pages of Dreamin’ Demon. Ok, well that, and Yuliana has some awesome eyebrows!

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Mary Parnell and Larry Whitfield

Raleigh, NC - Larry Whitfield was a 20-year-old man with no prior criminal record until this week.  Now, due to a string of very bad decisions that led to his scaring 79-year-old Mary Parnell to death, he stands accused of first degree murder.   I’ll tell you what: that’s one hell of a bad week. [Read more...]

Jocelyn Addison, Nia Mcbrayer & Jennifer Wattson

Bedford, OH–The internet. It’s always there for us when we need a problem solved. Need to know how to get red wine out of a white carpet? Check the internet. Looking for a solution to cure a recurring rash? It’s on the internet. Wanna commit armed robbery in six easy steps? What do ya know…you can get directions on the internet! [Read more...]

Tempe, AZ – Doesn’t matter where you live–nights are getting cooler. Yes, even in Arizona. And so when ASU student Alex Botsios went to bed on NovemberNovember reviews 5th, he left the windows of his condo open to take advantage of the evening’s mildness. However, it wasn’t the chill that woke him up about 3 in the morning…it was a man wielding a baseball bat in his bedroom. [Read more...]

Texas - Dannette Gillespie, 38, is in jail right now for the advice and help she gave two teenage girls in order to make some extra cash. She advised the teens to rob someone and gave the two girls knives to do it with. She then waited in the back seat of their car while her daughter, 15 and a 19-year-old, stabbed 75-year-old Eugene Palma to death. For 15 dollars.

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Tammy Hawkins and son, Keith Hawkins

Lake Station, IN – Apparently, when Tammy Hawkins (myspaceMySpace) gets a pizza craving, she’ll do anything to get what she wants. This includes seriously injuring a young delivery driver. Tammy, her son Keith Hawkins, 18 (myspace) and her current boy toy Joseph Veld, 30 (no myspace – probably can’t use a computer due to lack of opposable thumbs) were sitting around one SaturdaySaturday reviews night when Mommy dearest devised a brilliant plan. [Read more...]

Charleston, WV – Paul E. Parrish II, 43, was hungry last Monday.  He also thought it would be a good idea to make some extra cash, maybe catch a movie.  Unfortunately for Paul, the best laid plans of an epic failure often hinge on a Jell-O box.   Hint for future copycats:  Jell-O boxes do not look like bombs.  Nobody will take you seriously.  Not even the clerk at the Movie Gallery. [Read more...]