This post is to inform everyone that my life is missing. I have no idea where the hell it went, but it got away from me at some point. I have a sneaking suspicion that it disappeared somewhere between the first article I published here at dreamindemon.com and my 1000th! That’s right you fucking ungrateful deviants. Morbid has posted OVER 1000 articles here at D’D as of today. If that is not one sad, sad statistic to brag about, I don’t know what is. So thanks to all of you readers and participants, it has been a very interesting experience. Hope the next 1000 are no different. And let me use this time to mention some quick site shit. First, let me remind you all of our Twitter, Myspace and Facebook accounts. Follow, Friend or whatever. Also, we got a site upgrade coming up along with some new faces joining on. Lastly, sorry for the auto Mucinex ad. Nothing I can do about it at the moment, but Jaded likes it (seriously) and does not want me to do a thing with it.…Continue Reading
Me and the kid got to thinking about what we could do this year to celebrate Halloween aside from the sacrificing, and decided on just having a horror movie marathon. The films would all be horror and would all be movies he has not yet seen. So before any of you start yelling “What about this movie or that movie?” it’s probably not on the list because he is my kid – and he has already seen it. The catch? Can we watch them all without moving from the couch. Read on to see the list of films we have chosen, and the setup we have constructed consisting of the couch, a cooler, coffee maker, computers and a microwave. All strategically placed so that we do not have to leave the front of the television aside from bathroom breaks — which we also tried to find ways out of but ultimately decided pissing in a 2-liter\shitting in a bucket are acts we would only feel comfortable doing in front of each other if we were trapped in a car buried in a snowbank.…Continue Reading
Well, I am sitting here after taking my Spawn back to his Incubator’s house and playing some Batman Arkham Asylum on the 360, and felt it was a good day to make a completely bullshit post about a very, very important subject. Me. Well, that as well as let everyone out there know that you have not been imagining anything, the posting at Dreamindemon.com has waned over the last week or so. This is mostly in part to myself and Jaded both getting sick. Jaded probably picked up something from one of the biker bars she hangs in every morning, but seeing as I am pretty immune to all known forms of illness I am pretty sure I just suffered a form of cosmic karma. So read on for a few bullshit items that have nothing to do with crime whatsoever, but fuck it. It’s Sunday.…Continue Reading
We had a situation arise recently in which a member of our forum had a 2004 misdemeanor public exposure charge revealed in our forums. Because of the nature of this site, this member was asked to leave for obvious reasons – which he did without any issues. The people who posted this info are disgruntled people banned from this site who just cannot seem to move on. Not that I blame them, as this site is the shit. But try as they might, they just didn’t get the reaction they wanted so now they are gonna cry louder. They are now gong to notify all our affiliates that we do not run background checks on our members when they sign up. They are going to tell them we somehow harbor deviants. I know, it is all quite pathetic and normally I would let this silly shit slide as anyone who would believe this is as dumb as the people saying it. But it was also a good time to not only point out how sad people are but also ask any sites or readers who may receive such correspondence, please save the messages and forward them to us via the Contact Form.…Continue Reading
Well that was a bitch. But it is done. Aside for some tweaking here and there, this will be the new layout for ever and ever and ever. We have upgraded WordPress to version 2.8. I have no clue exactly what that particular update does for you or me, but whatever, it is done. I am sure it will make all of our lives that much better. As for the graphical changes, we have made a ton. Too many to list, but I’m sure you will see them – since you have eyes and all. If you are blind, trust me when I say the site is absolutely orgasmic looking. …Continue Reading
I would like to interrupt this daily stream of filth and debauchery, and give everyone a bit of site news and update everyone on our current affairs. First off, Crimecritics.com will be closing down. But wait! Do not slit your wrists just yet, as there is a silver lining to that ominous, dark cloud. We will slowly but surely be importing the content from crimecritics to here. Like Jame ‘Buffalo Bill’ Gumb, Dreamindemon.com is morphing, changing into something beautiful but without the need for killing fat girls. So if you are interested in what the hell is going on, keep on reading. …Continue Reading
Who said that? I dunno, and I don’t care. To prove this, I will be messing with the front page layout a bit as there a few things that are getting on my nerves. So if you see some changes or glitches today, it’s just me. I will be using twitter to broadcast any changes or problems so you are welcome to follow along there if you want. Image size and positioning will be forever altered, and the Featured Box above will be taking a nap for a bit while we do some image replacements.…Continue Reading
Well this is the time of year that some card company dictated that we are to honor all women with children, if you want to or not, or if they deserve it or not. But God forbid any of you kids with mothers not fall prey to this commercialized day of crap, as no matter if you show your mother her deserved appreciation the other 364 days of the year, if you do not brave the crowds to buy the overpriced, overly-sentimental Mother’s Day card – there will be hell to pay in some guilt-trip fashion or another. So we felt it was only fitting that we join in and honor this day as well, Dreamin’ Demon style, by presenting….…Continue Reading
I really should have cleaned the house, but I kept finding other things to do…like redesigning the site. It has been discussed for a bit, especially after we set up crimecritics. So I started working on it a bit tonight. There is still some work to do with the sidebars and all our old posts, but whatever. I like it. If you don’t, stuff it. HAR!…Continue Reading
Before I start getting emails about it, I figured I would make this quick post to let everyone know that we are trying out Kontera. This is the reason why you are seeing some double-lined words on the site. No need to be alarmed, everyone stay calm and we will get through this with no problems. That is all, have a GREAT day. OR, click on to read about my awesome toe injury.…Continue Reading
… the power of Morbid compels you!
Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH – It’s the end of our biggest year ever. We’ve gone from a little blip on the true crime horizon to the juggernaut we are today. Or, at least, as Morbid says, we’ve raised our level of suck. At the beginning of 2008, Morbid was the only guy writing here on the front page. Now he’s got a bevy of stunningly beautiful writers and one Imp Queen. You’re welcome, internet. Come and hang with us as we exorcise the Top Ten Stories of 2008. Begone, foul spirits! …Continue Reading
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Three cooked dogs,
and too much of Casey Anthony!
Merry Christmas, bitchez! We love you all.…Continue Reading
Please note! – I still have a LOT of work to do, but I have to turn the new theme on for a bit. Please read for more information at the bottom of this article.
In preparation for the site upgrade, certain plugins and features have been disabled. This is causing some functions of the site to not function correctly, including the paged comments and comment number feature. I could take the time to fix it, but the upgrade will do that for me, so for now…it will remain broke for a day or so. We had decided to upgrade the site until next weekend, but fuck it…no time like the present.…Continue Reading
Just in case anyone has actually noticed, YES the news articles are coming in slow at the moment. But before any of you haters start rejoicing, this does not mean we are slacking, truth be told, we have been seeing a mistress. We will be opening up a second site shortly. This has kept me, and everyone else here at D’D, kinda busy.…Continue Reading
Well, to honor the greatest holiday ever made, we have decided to compile a list of of some of the people who have graced our site for one of the most ghoulish of criminal activities…necrophilia. So continue on my friends if you dare, and check out 5 stories that involved some men who liked their women a bit on the cold side.…Continue Reading
Orlando, FL and The Dreamin’ Demon Home Office – As we all know too well, Casey Anthony got out of jail yesterday. And after three articles and a total of over forty bajillion comments, (okay, 7500, but who’s counting?) the Legend Of Peeperann’s Pizza Delivery really deserves a post all its own.Â Â Yes, denizens, it was our very own Peeperann who sent Casey Anthony the welcome-home gift of pizza, “With love and decomp from the Dreamin’ Demon.”Â …Continue Reading
Update: Well, we are back up and running. More details at end of article
Hang in there everyone. I know it has been a pain in the ass…trust me, it has been a bigger pain in my ass…but we finally have our new server. I will be moving the site over to it within the next day or so. This should resolve the slowness issues and disconnections we ALL have been experiencing.
Note from imp ~This part might be important if something goes to hell and the site crashes or goes down for a bit – Morbid is working on moving the entire site over the next 24-36 hours. This means taking the entire thing piece by piece and moving it from one server to the other. There is a very slim chance that the site might go a little wonky or go down entirely for a bit. If this happens, DO NOT PANIC. If you have Twitter, you can just follow us or me (impqueen) and we will update that way.…Continue Reading
Here, Later On – Well folks, it’s that time again. Time to upgrade the site. This doesn’t mean much to you front page dwellers we love so much, as it is just a security upgrade for WordPress and will not be adding any new features that I know of. For all of you truly deviant members of the forums, this is a giant upgrade as it does add a lot of new features. I have started backing up everything just in case, as these upgrades are known to break shit from time to time.…Continue Reading
Sorry to make things confusing as we figure out exactly how we want these podcasts posted, but we have decided to make individual posts on each podcast, with a summary, and also just list the individual podcasts on the podcast page. This will also make it easier for people to comment on the individual podcasts.
So with that, read on for more info on our very first podcast.…Continue Reading
Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH – Morbid promised me flowers, jewelry, and a day out of handcuffs for “Thanks for Bein’ My Babymomma” Day. Even though I have never had his babies. However, I couldn’t stay away. What are a few tornados between friends?
So this blog entry is dedicated to all the mothers who didn’t kill or abandon their kids this year. Special shoutouts to our members who are mothers. You girls read here every day and you see what many mothers do their own offspring. Thanks from us for not doing that stuff to yours.
From all of us (read: me, because Morbid is fiddling with something site-related), Happy Mother’s Day! I’ll be back tomorrow, blogging the dregs as usual. Until then, you guys go leer at the hot mamas in our forums.…Continue Reading