This post is to inform everyone that my life is missing. I have no idea where the hell it went, but it got away from me at some point. I have a sneaking suspicion that it disappeared somewhere between the first article I published here at dreamindemon.com and my 1000th! That’s right you fucking ungrateful deviants. Morbid has posted OVER 1000 articles here at D’D as of today. If that is not one sad, sad statistic to brag about, I don’t know what is. So thanks to all of you readers and participants, it has been a very interesting experience. Hope the next 1000 are no different. And let me use this time to mention some quick site shit. First, let me remind you all of our TwitterTwitter, MyspaceMySpace and FacebookFacebook accounts. Follow, Friendfriend reviews or whatever. Also, we got a site upgrade coming up along with some new faces joining on. Lastly, sorry for the auto Mucinex ad. Nothing I can do about it at the moment, but Jaded likes it (seriously) and does not want me to do a thing with it. She’sShe reviews a freak like that. My hand is tired from patting myself on the back, so I will end this with a thanks to all of you who keep coming back to read this train wreck. But I think you all need professional help. [Read more...]

Me and the kid got to thinking about what we could do this year to celebrate HalloweenHalloween reviews aside from the sacrificing, and decided on just having a horror movie marathon. The films would all be horror and would all be movies he has not yet seen. So before any of you start yelling “What about this movie or that movie?” it’s probably not on the list because he is my kid – and he has already seen it. The catch? Can we watch them all without moving from the couch. Read on to see the list of films we have chosen, and the setup we have constructed consisting of the couch, a cooler, coffee maker, computers and a microwave. All strategically placed so that we do not have to leave the front of the television aside from bathroom breaks — which we also tried to find ways out of but ultimately decided pissing in a 2-liter\shitting in a bucket are acts we would only feel comfortable doing in front of each other if we were trapped in a car buried in a snowbank. But beyond that, I think we are set. 2o+ hours of straight horror movie bliss. Maybe. [Read more...]

Well, I am sitting here after taking my Spawn back to his Incubator’s house and playing some BatmanBatman reviews Arkham AsylumBatman: Arkham Asylum reviews on the 360, and felt it was a good day to make a completely bullshit post about a very, very important subject. Me. Well, that as well as let everyone out there know that you have not been imagining anything, the posting at Dreamindemon.com has waned over the last week or so. This is mostly in part to myself and Jaded both getting sick. Jaded probably picked up something from one of the biker bars she hangs in every morning, but seeing as I am pretty immune to all known forms of illness I am pretty sure I just suffered a form of cosmic karma. So read on for a few bullshit items that have nothing to do with crime whatsoever, but fuck it. It’s Sunday. [Read more...]

We had a situation arise recently in which a member of our forum had a 2004 misdemeanor public exposure charge revealed in our forums. Because of the nature of this site, this member was asked to leave for obvious reasons – which he did without any issues. The people who posted this info are disgruntled people banned from this site who just cannot seem to move on. Not that I blame them, as this site is the shit. But try as they might, they just didn’t get the reaction they wanted so now they are gonna cry louder. They are now gong to notify all our affiliates that we do not run background checks on our members when they sign up. They are going to tell them we somehow harbor deviants. I know, it is all quite pathetic and normally I would let this silly shit slide as anyone who would believe this is as dumb as the people saying it. But it was also a good time to not only point out how sad people are but also ask any sites or readers who may receive such correspondence, please save the messages and forward them to us via the Contact Form. We can all share a laugh and I can ensure they get to the parties who handle this kind of bullshit. Thanks.

Oh, and for laughs, here are the masterminds at work:

[00:28:39] @ Moron : the most recent (i think) in May 2008, with a hearing set for next month
[00:28:54] @ Moron : we’ve heard about more but haven’t talked about the details on those
[00:29:15] @ Moron : the issue at hand is why the nature of XX’s past keeps getting quashed at TOS
[00:29:41] @ Moron : once upon a time, windchime, who was a mod at websleuths got outted for being a child abuser
[00:29:56] @ Moron : Morbid was sympathetic to the site’s owner
[00:30:20] @ Moron : we now know that Morbid ALREADY knew that xx was a sexual offneder
[00:30:29] @ Moron : but he did not ban him
[00:30:46] Moron2? has joined the chat the Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:30 am
[00:30:53] @ Moron : and even with the latest posts regarding XX, XX is *still* a member
[00:31:18] @ Moron : So the discussion is: do we tell all this to the other true crime blog sites?
[00:31:43] @ Moron :

People, it just doesn’t get any dumber, and in regards to any staff knowing he was an actual sex offendor, falser than that. Oh and Trench and Steve, please let me know what info they send you. Thanks.

Well that was a bitch. But it is done. Aside for some tweaking here and there, this will be the new layout for ever and ever and ever. We have upgraded WordpressWordPress to version 2.8. I have no clue exactly what that particular update does for you or me, but whatever, it is done. I am sure it will make all of our lives that much better. As for the graphical changes, we have made a ton. Too many to list, but I’m sure you will see them – since you have eyes and all. If you are blind, trust me when I say the site is absolutely orgasmic looking. [Read more...]

I would like to interrupt this daily stream of filth and debauchery, and give everyone a bit of site news and update everyone on our current affairs. First off, Crimecritics.com will be closing down. But wait! Do not slit your wrists just yet, as there is a silver lining to that ominous, dark cloud. We will slowly but surely be importing the content from crimecritics to here. Like Jame ‘Buffalo Bill’ Gumb, Dreamindemon.com is morphing, changing into something beautiful but without the need for killing fat girls. So if you are interested in what the hell is going on, keep on reading.  [Read more...]

Who said that? I dunno, and I don’t care. To prove this, I will be messing with the front page layout a bit as there a few things that are getting on my nerves. So if you see some changes or glitches today, it’s just me. I will be using twitter to broadcast any changes or problems so you are welcome to follow along there if you want. ImageImage reviews size and positioning will be forever altered, and the Featured Box above will be taking a nap for a bit while we do some image replacements.

Well this is the time of year that some card company dictated that we are to honor all women with children, if you want to or not, or if they deserve it or not. But God forbid any of you kids with mothers not fall prey to this commercialized day of crap, as no matter if you show your mother her deserved appreciation the other 364 days of the year, if you do not brave the crowds to buy the overpriced, overly-sentimental Mother’s Day card  – there will be hell to pay in some guilt-trip fashion or another.  So we felt it was only fitting that we join in and honor this day as well,  Dreamin’ Demon style, by presenting…. [Read more...]

I really should have cleaned the house, but I kept finding other things to do…like redesigning the site. It has been discussed for a bit, especially after we set up crimecritics. So I started working on it a bit tonight. There is still some work to do with the sidebars and all our old posts, but whatever. I like it. If you don’t, stuff it. HAR! [Read more...]

Before I start getting emails about it, I figured I would make this quick post to let everyone know that we are trying out Kontera. This is the reason why you are seeing some double-lined words on the site. No need to be alarmed, everyone stay calm and we will get through this with no problems. That is all, have a GREAT day. OR, click on to read about my awesome toe injury.

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… the power of Morbid compels you!

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH  – It’s the end of our biggest year ever.  We’ve gone from a little blip on the true crime horizon to the juggernaut we are today.  Or, at least, as Morbid says, we’ve raised our level of suck.   At the beginning of 2008, Morbid was the only guy writing here on the front page.  Now he’s got a bevy of stunningly beautiful writers and one Imp Queen.  You’re welcome, internet.    Come and hang with us as we exorcise the Top Ten Stories of 2008.  Begone, foul spirits!  [Read more...]

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Dreamin’ Demon sent to me:

TwelveTwelve reviews babykillers,
Eleven bad schoolteachers,
Ten boyfriends beating,
Nine moms abusing,
Eight pedo preachers,
Seven men a-raping,
Six stabby psychos
Five DUIs!
Four necrophiles,
Three cooked dogs,
Two cannibals,
and too much of Casey Anthony!

Merry ChristmasMerry Christmas reviews, bitchez!  We love you all.

Please note! – I still have a LOT of work to do, but I have to turn the new theme on for a bit. Please read for more information at the bottom of this article.

In preparation for the site upgrade, certain plugins and features have been disabled. This is causing some functions of the site to not function correctly, including the paged comments and comment number feature. I could take the time to fix it, but the upgrade will do that for me, so for now…it will remain broke for a day or so. We had decided to upgrade the site until next weekend, but fuck it…no time like the present.

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Just in case anyone has actually noticed, YES the news articles are coming in slow at the moment. But before any of you haters start rejoicing, this does not mean we are slacking, truth be told, we have been seeing a mistress. We will be opening up a second site shortly. This has kept me, and everyone else here at D’D, kinda busy.

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