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	<title>The Dreamin' Demon &#187; Alcohol-related stupidity</title>
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		<title>Drunk Soldier Throws Twin Sisters From Balcony</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/11/19/drunk-soldier-throws-twin-sisters-from-balcony/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morbid</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alcohol-related stupidity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Attempted Murder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Child Murder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crime]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Domestic Violence]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balcony]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dasha Lapuzina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Katya Lapuzina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Moscow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nikolai Zakharkin]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Moscow &#8211; I was gonna post this earlier, but was waiting on more information. Captain-Lieutenant Nikolai Zakharkin, 31, suspected his common-law wife, Irina Lapuzina, 27, was cheating on him when she did not return home one night. So after drinking heavily, he sent her a chilling text message stating, &#8220;You can say goodbye&#8221; to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Generated by Digg Digg plugin, 
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		<title>Cheers!</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/11/18/cheers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaded</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Marion, IA - Allow me to introduce Kristine Pflughaupt (gesundheit). Ms. Phisoderm Pflughaupt is gracing the pages here at the Dreamin&#8217; Demon for a number of reasons &#8211; that awesome last name, her cheerful mugshot, drunken hyjinx, and because she&#8217;s a big fan of noodles.  It has been reported that on November 3, a [...]]]></description>
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<p>By the time authorities arrived at the scene, Ms. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Phlebitis</span> Pflughaupt had had her fill of pasta and had passed out. Police report that she registered a .280 on a <a rel="nofollow" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk_driving_%28United_States%29" class="zem_slink" title="Drunk driving (United States)" rel="wikipedia"  onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk_driving_28United_States_29?referer=');">field sobriety test</a>. It is believed that Ms. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Pflugerville</span> Pflughaupt, after having been dropped off to finish off her route, had entered O&#8217;Kelly&#8217;s home through an unlocked door and made her way to the fridge.</p>
<p>Ms. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">PfluckIt</span> Pflughaupt, a mail carrier for 17 years, might just have a problem with the fire water. According to court documents, she has already racked up a total of three convictions for operating while intoxicated &#8211; the latest in August of &#8216;09, for which she received a suspended sentence &#8211; two prior public intoxication charges &#8211; three open container charges that were dismissed &#8211; and a <a rel="nofollow" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Days_of_Christmas_%28song%29" class="zem_slink" title="The Twelve Days of Christmas (song)" rel="wikipedia"  onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Days_of_Christmas_28song_29?referer=');">partridge in a pear tree</a>. Two words &#8211; Get. Help. Ms. Pflughaupt, 46, was arrested and charged with public intoxication.</p>
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		<title>Clean-Up On Aisle One, Please</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 13:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaded</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Iowa City, IA - How inebriated must one be to feel that it is kosher to just drop trou&#8217; and discharge a few ass apples in a public venue? I&#8217;m guessing one would have to have a B.A.C. somewhere in the vicinity of .24, give or take, and an IQ in that same general [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jose Cuervo Is Her Co-Pilot</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/11/09/jose-cuervo-her-my-co-pilot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 06:18:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morbid</dc:creator>
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		<title>James Miller Busted For DUI While Dressed As Breathalyzer</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/11/05/james-miller-busted-for-dui-while-dressed-as-breathalyzer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:38:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morbid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Cincinnati, Ohio &#8211; On Halloween night, Oxford police officer pulled over 20-year-old James Miller for finding him driving the wrong way down a one-way street with no headlights. As the officer approached Miller was observed stuffing chewing gum in his mouth. He was also wearing an awesome breathalyzer costume. Miller told the officer he [...]]]></description>
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<p>Miller is an idiot for driving drunk, but I do love the costume.</p>
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		<title>Mary Strey Am Them</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/11/02/mary-strey-am-them/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 05:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morbid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Clark County, Wisconsin &#8212; Mary Strey, 49, started drinking earlier in the day and after visiting different bars around Neilsville, she had consumed seven or eight brandy and Cokes. But this didn&#8217;t stop her from getting behind the wheel of her car and attempt to drive home. But she didn&#8217;t make it there as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Generated by Digg Digg plugin, 
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<p><strong>Dispatch:</strong> <em>You behind them?</em><br />
<strong>Mary Strey</strong>: <em>No, I am them.</em><br />
<strong>Dispatch:</strong><em> You am them?</em><br />
<strong>Mary Strey</strong>: <em>Yes, I am them.</em><br />
<strong>Dispatch</strong>: <em>Okay, so you want to call and report you&#8217;re driving drunk?</em><br />
<strong>Mary Strey</strong>:<em> Yes</em>.</p>
<p>Continue on to listen to the full 911 call.</p>
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<p>While I am glad Mary had the common sense to stop and pull over, I am still wondering why she had to get police involved. But I guess that is why we have an Alcohol Related Stupidity category. Praying robbers and drunk drivers who call the cops on themselves. <em><strong>WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!</strong></em></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Their Brains Blown Out</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/10/30/its-all-fun-and-games-until-someone-gets-their-brains-blown-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:50:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaded</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Claremore, OK &#8211; With friends like Preston Dohrer, you might want to think about a life insurance policy. Or, hey, how about a whole new class of friends? As is evident in Preston&#8217;s Myspace pictures, he likes to party. And set shit on fire. And, as is evident with his dead friend, Michael Duke, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leatherface Almost Shot By Drunk, Off-Duty Police Officer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 13:48:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morbid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ ESSEX, Maryland &#8211; An off-duty Baltimore police officer, Eric Michael Janik, 36, was taking his 9-year-old daughter through the haunted house attraction, The House of Screams, along with another police officer, Lisa Michelle Hinkley. When they reached the end of tour, they ran into Michael Brian Morrison, 32. An employee of the attraction who [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<!-- Generated by Digg Digg plugin, 
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<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://tinypic.com"  target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/tinypic.com?referer=');"><img class="alignright" style="border: 0pt none; margin: 10px;" src="http://i38.tinypic.com/314q7vo.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" width="320" height="263" title="314q7vo Leatherface Almost Shot By Drunk, Off Duty Police Officer" /></a>Responding officers found Janik in his car in the parking lot.When he rolled down his window, the responding officer noted  <span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;">&#8220;<em>a strong odor of alcohol</em>&#8221; </span>and slurred speech. Him and his<span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;"> Hinkley</span> identified themselves as police officers and showed their badges. Janik also denied ever brandishing his firearm in the attraction. When presented with witness statements including <span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;">a tour guide and another worker</span>, Janik changed his original statement and said that he did brandish his firearm, but pointed it at the ground. <span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;">He told the officer that Morrison &#8220;<em>did not stop advancing toward him,</em>&#8221; and that while he knew it was part of the show, he pulled his gun &#8220;<em>to stop him</em>.&#8221; </span></p>
<p><span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;">The reason why Morrison went after Janik and not the kids like he usually does? Because the girl was already upset and crying. The owner of the haunted house, Tony </span>Sapanero, said that a security guard was already following Janik as they seemed drunk when they arrived. <span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;">He states that Janik and </span><span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;">Hinkley</span><span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;"> were rowdy throughout the attraction, including Janik holding his screaming daughter close to the characters.<br />
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<p><span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;">Janik was charged with first- and second-degree assault and reckless endangerment. He was released on $25,000 bail and suspended by the Baltimore Police Department. As for Morrison, he says fuck it, he&#8217;s going to continue what he does and will be back in costume on Wednesday. </span><span id="desc_item" style="display: inline;">&#8220;<em>I&#8217;ll probably be a bit more leery</em>,&#8221; he said.</span></p>
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<p>Speaking of drunk assholes, did you know that Leatherface is my all-time favorite character from a horror film? I disregard all the sequels and the remakes. Just the Leatherface from the first film. Aside from owning multiple copies of TCM in VHS, DVD and Blu-Ray formats, I also collect Leatherface and TCM memorabilia. A couple of my favorites are:</p>
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<em>Mezco Plush Leatherface and 18-inch McFarlane Leatherface</em></p>
<p>And of course, my two of three houses from the TCM movie. The home not pictured is the Franklin home. These pictures do not do them justice.</p>
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<p>You may be asking why the hell am I posting my Texas Chainsaw Massacre Fanboy Badge in this story, and my only answer to that is simply <em>because I can</em> &#8211; and I usually do whenever I find the opportunity. <img src='http://www.dreamindemon.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' title="icon razz Leatherface Almost Shot By Drunk, Off Duty Police Officer" /> </p>
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		<title>Michael Earl Ricks Got Mad At Roommates; Bulldozes Their Trailer</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/10/26/michael-earl-ricks-got-mad-at-roommates-bulldozes-their-trailer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morbid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Goldsboro, North Carolina — Michael Earl Ricks, 47, has been convicted of armed robbery, common law robbery and writing worthless checks. He has recently been released from prison and luckily, Mary McDuffie and Christy Hughes let him come live with them in the trailer they rented. After a few hours of drinking, the two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Julia E. Laack Got Naked And Mean</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morbid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Sheboygan, Wisconsin &#8211; I&#8217;m not sure how many of you watch COPS or not, but for those of you who do, it is a well known fact that police do not give a shit about your stage of dress (or undress) when they haul your ass to jail. If they decide to get your [...]]]></description>
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<p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://tinypic.com"  target="_blank" onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/tinypic.com?referer=');"><img class="alignright" style="border: 0pt none ; margin: 10px;" src="http://i36.tinypic.com/2w6gx9u.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic" width="254" height="255" title="2w6gx9u Julia E. Laack Got Naked And Mean" /></a>It all started after Tidy Car employees at a gas station watched Julia &#8212; in the store with her husband and two children &#8212; stealing beef jerky. They were going to let her get away with it at first, thinking she was a down and out mother trying to give her a nutritious, delicious treat that she was not able to afford. But when she got to the counter, she also started applying the five-finger discount to some lighters. Police were then notified.</p>
<p>When officers arrived at her house, they heard her berating her children, even going as far as blaming one of them for what was transpiring. When police made their way into the home, Julia stripped to her underwear in front of her children and told cops they could not take her to jail because she had no clothes on. Learning that this was not the case, she tried to punch a cop in the nuts. Not satisfied, she kicked an officer in the balls. When she would not stop trying to kick and bite the arresting officers, a spit hood was placed on her. She was able to remove it long enough to spit into the mouth of a female officer. Le Gag.</p>
<p>Once under some form of control and placed in the back of a police car, she got out of the seatbelt, removed her underwear and began placing her nasty ass on the window and told a female officer her children are going to die. Julia has been charged with two counts, one for theft and a second for misbehaving with police officials. So she learned that cops don&#8217;t care if you are nekkid, and that, with a blood alcohol level of 0.112, it is pretty easy to turn a simple shoplifting charge into a possible 5 years of jail time.</p>
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		<title>Deborah Morinelli Knows How To Party!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morbid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Charleston, SC &#8211; Dash cam footage has been made public detailing City Council Member, Deborah Morinelli, after she drove her SUV into a ditch. The footage shows police removing a bunch of mini-bottles of wine (or as Jaded likes to call them &#8211; breakfast) from the vehicle. More disturbing than that is the footage [...]]]></description>
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<p>I am not making light of alcoholism. I am sure it sucks. But she wasn&#8217;t drunk when she decided to start drinking to the point that she couldn&#8217;t even do something as simple as standing and then get behind the wheel of an SUV. If I were a judge and seen this video of a woman wallowing around in a SC ditch like a fucking pig, I&#8217;d have revoked her driver&#8217;s license on the spot. But that&#8217;s just me.</p>
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		<title>Man Who Accidentally Killed Twin Brother Killed Himself</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Morbid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ BETHLEHEM, Pa &#8211; Twin brothers Timothy and Thomas Willgruber, both aged 56, had a history of alcohol abuse and drunk driving. But not any longer. Last month the brothers were attending Celtic Fest, and Thomas was trying to help his drunk brother parallel park a minivan. For some drunken reason, Timothy lost control of [...]]]></description>
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<p>My disdain and hatred of people who drive drunk is pretty well-known around here, and I do feel bad for the friends and family of these two men. But these two had a history of driving drunk. I am not understanding the sympathy that was shown towards Timothy after the accident. Had this been a little girl he crushed to death, or some stranger, people would have been <em>demanding</em> his suicide. Should the law treat people who break laws differently because they may truly be sorry for what they have done? Or that they killed a loved on accidentally in the process?</p>
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		<title>I Couldn&#8217;t Make This Stuff Up If I Tried&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Ocala, FL - I love Floriduh. You couldn&#8217;t pay me to live there, but I love it nonetheless. During my time here at the Dreamin&#8217; Demon, Florida has provided me with many entertaining, sometimes gag-inducing stories. And this one, well, that would fall into the gag-inducing category. Please allow me to introduce 41-year-old Venus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brenda Duclos Did A Really Stupid Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 12:30:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jaded</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Pompano Beach, FL - Susan Grace was out and about Wednesday at about 5:00 p.m., when she happened upon a rather alarming sight &#8211; walking on the side of the road, along the white line, were two little ones just barely out of the toddler stage &#8211; one of them dragging a pillow, both [...]]]></description>
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<p>The children&#8217;s uncle happened to be driving by the now crowded shoulder and recognized the kiddos. He pulled over to speak with officers and told deputies where mommy lived. When officers arrived at the home they found mommy, 44-year-old Brenda Duclos, passed out cold behind the wheel of the family grocery getter &#8211; the engine running. On the seat beside her, four empty wine bottles. Yes, Brenda had been all set to pick her older child up from school when she passed the hell out. The kids, perhaps worried about their sibling getting home safely, climbed out of the mini-van and set out to pick her up themselves. By that time, the older child had already walked to her uncle&#8217;s house when it dawned on her that her parental unit wasn&#8217;t gonna show.</p>
<p>Brenda refused a breathalyzer at the scene. She told officers that she has a drinking problem (ya think?) and that she had been drinking wine for a good part of the day. But, she adamantly stated that she hadn&#8217;t been driving drunk. Um. Granted, she wasn&#8217;t actually driving, but sounds to me like she sure as shit planned on it at one point. Brenda&#8217;s husband, who had been working at the time, arrived to collect the children and had this to say: <em>&#8220;She&#8217;s stupid. She did a stupid thing,&#8221; </em>before driving off with the kids. He later changed his mind about the stupid part and praised her on her mad motherin&#8217; skills. <em>&#8220;I just want to let everyone know, my wife&#8217;s not a bad person that&#8217;s made out to be like that. She&#8217;s a great mom, a great wife. We&#8217;re struggling like everyone else has been.&#8221;</em> Uh-huh. I was more inclined to agree with him when the word &#8217;stupid&#8217; came into play.</p>
<p>Brenda Duclos spent a day and a half behind bars before bonding out on $5,000. At her first court appearance on Thursday, Judge John Hurley read her the riot act. <em>&#8220;Your children were found two miles away from you passed out in your driveway,&#8221;</em> he said. <em>&#8220;If that&#8217;s not a danger to your children, then I don&#8217;t know what is, ma&#8217;am, short of having a loaded gun with them.&#8221; </em>It is reported that the judge also vowed to <em>&#8220;personally call the Department of Children &amp; Families to make sure officials were aware of how she endangered her children.&#8221; </em>You go, judge! Brenda is being charged with DUI and child neglect. The state of Florida says cops can make an arrest on DUI charges in cases where a person suspected of being impaired is in physical control of a vehicle, even if they are just sitting behind the wheel with the keys in the ignition and/or the engine running.</p>
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		<title>Glenn Nottle Was Naughty at the Party</title>
		<link>http://www.dreamindemon.com/2009/09/23/glenn-nottle-was-naughty-at-the-party/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:26:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>thinkgoat</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Apple Valley, California Growing up, birthday parties were a big thing, both having them and going to them. The endless silly games that are played from &#8216;pin the tail on the ass&#8217; to &#8216;telephone&#8217;. (You know, everyone sits in a circle, an adult whispers something to the first child and they&#8217;re to repeat it [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Happy Birthday, honey. Let me fuck up your entire day. Love, Daddy&#8221; should have been the message scrolled on his daughter&#8217;s birthday cake. Seems like daddy had a bit too much to drink and picked a fight with his wife. During the altercation, he allegedly marched his happy ass into the bedroom and grabbed his .45 caliber <a rel="nofollow" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semi-automatic_pistol" class="zem_slink" title="Semi-automatic pistol" rel="wikipedia"  onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semi-automatic_pistol?referer=');">semi-automatic handgun</a> and fired a shot through the hallway ceiling. Nothing will get your attention more than a fucking drunk with a gun. But he tested that theory by marching that same ass outside and firing rounds into the ground, sending guests scrambling. Shit. Usually people fire into the air and people hit the ground. I&#8217;m trying to figure out what the hell they do when it&#8217;s the ground being fired upon.</p>
<p>A male guest was able to apprehend Glenn and get the gun away from him and when authorities arrived, they found the two males in the alley, one on his back &#8211; one had the gun. They took both men into custody until they could sort the shit out a bit more. I guess they quickly figured which one had a problem with being detained when he kicked out the back window of the squad car. Guess which one it was?</p>
<p>Perfect pappy Glenn, being a convicted felon and all, was beginning to realize he should have kept his mouth shut and his hands in his pockets. When the police started investigating, they found some throwing stars (illegal), a Cane sword (illegal), double-edged knives (illegal), several more firearms and ammo (illegal), and a homemade <a rel="nofollow" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improvised_explosive_device" class="zem_slink" title="Improvised explosive device" rel="wikipedia"  onclick="pageTracker._trackPageview('/outgoing/en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Improvised_explosive_device?referer=');">IED</a>. (improvised exploding device &#8211; really fucking illegal). And they scrambled the hell on out of there. After the pipe bomb was diffused, good old Glenn found himself in a whole heap of trouble.</p>
<p>He was booked for investigation of possessing an explosive device, shooting at an inhabited dwelling, and more. (don&#8217;t know about the &#8220;more&#8221;.)</p>
<p>You know, it&#8217;s always a great time when you can blend two celebrations into one. And for the Nottle&#8217;s, it was a wonderful birthday party coupled with a hardy bon voyage&#8230;or good riddance.</p>
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