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Loretto Kyle Alegria Jailed in Brutal Beating Death of 7-year-old
June 21, 2009 at 10:37 am by Unamused
Ajo, Arizona - Loretto Alegria, 19, is just another broke ass Juggalo, or so he claims on his MySpace. He’s also preoccupied with sex, claims to have a small penis, which I don’t doubt, and whines that he will never get sex.
Little Loretto, I’ll call him that in honor of his wee willy, also boasts that he’s been arrested three times. He has no friends, not even Tom. You know you’re a loser when even Tom won’t be your buddy. This time the sex starved teen has really outdone himself, and now finds himself behind bars in the brutal beating death of a 7-year-old girl who was friends with his younger brother.
Rhia Almeida was a happy child who was enjoying her summer. She went to a friend’s house in search of a playmate. She had gone there often, usually with her brothers. This time she was alone. Her friend wasn’t home, but his older brother Little Loretto was.
From Little Loretto’s Myspace profile:
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i been to jail 3 times yiiiiippppyyyyy!…
Black Diamond, WA – Christopher Wise, 41, was a lazy son who didn’t have a job and lived with his mother. That alone isn’t a crime, but allowing Ruby Wise, 88, to slowly starve to death is. He lived downstairs while his mother was confined to the upstairs of their home. Out of sight doesn’t always mean out of mind. Wise’s mother began to wail and moan in pain. He bought himself a pair of earplugs. Her cries of pain and anguish went on for hours, for days, neighbors were disturbed. …
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Sarasota, Florida — Mark Dungan-Carpenter, 21, lived at Sandy’s Family Childcare, a private residential child care facility owned by his mother and operated by his grandmother. Although he wasn’t an employee, he was occasionally paid to babysit the kids. According to police, Dungan-Carpenter was doing a little more than babysitting. He was arrested for sexually battering a 5-year-old boy at his home daycare. You can tell by Mark Dugan-Carpenter’s MySpace that he doesn’t have much of a life. He states his occupation as X-Box 360. His gamer tag is EoP Ryloth, and he hopes to be sponsored by a big named company someday. Like that’s really going to happen now.…
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Goleta, California - Glenn Merrill, 59, needed a little help around his house, or so he said. He put an ad on Craigslist wanting to hire a caregiver who could help with household duties several times a week. The ad never mentioned he was looking for a little more than just dusting and cleaning. When a woman showed up to interview, Merrill invited her inside his home. While informing her that one of her duties would be helping him take a shower, he took off his clothes and began to masturbate.…
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Bronx, NY – Cheyenne Cherry is a 17-year-old teen who readily admits that she hates cats. Some people like cats, some don’t, but they usually won’t kill them in slow hideous ways, unless they are a serial killer in the making. Cherry was hating on her ex-roommate Valerie Hernandez and decided to get some revenge, a “prank” she is now calling it, for whatever reason. …
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New Orleans, Louisiana - Young mother, 17-year-old, Darrion Scott, was out on a nice Wednesday afternoon with her toddler when she decided to hop a bus. After getting on board she was informed by the bus driver, Hanella Johnson to fold her baby’s stroller and keep it out of the aisle for safety reasons. However, Scott thought the rules didn’t apply to her and flat out refused. She plopped her ass in a seat and kept the stroller next to her in the aisle.…
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Mt. Arlington, NJ – I’ll be the first to say that school bus drivers have a pretty crappy job. Kudos for those who do the job and keep their sanity. Lacking abundant patience with other people’s kids and a general annoyance of other drivers, I couldn’t drive a school bus. I might possibly end up in jail for smacking some smart ass teen upside the head. However, that isn’t what school bus driver Edward M. Comperchio was arrested for. …
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Lakewood, Ohio – Sean O’Toole, 41, an assistant Medina County public defender of indigent juveniles, has found himself to be in need of defense after being snared in an FBI sex sting. According the affidavit, over 200 images and videos were sent from his computer using the screen name, “Daddy4slut.” That screen name is disgusting in itself and pretty much tells everyone what his interests are. What agents found on this hambeast’s computer was far worse.…
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NASHUA, NH - A beast most foul, Jonathan Blaney, 22, has admitted to raping a young relative three times, starting when the young boy was just 5-years-old. Until now, at age ten, the boy kept his painful secret. …
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Wheeling, West Virginia - I never have liked clowns. I always found them to be creepy. They wait for you to go to sleep at night, then eat you. I don’t have much use for drunks either, especially behind the wheel. You might call Patricia Ingalls the drunken hit and run clown.…
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Wanda Francois (Myspace) and Eddie McIntosh III
Winter Haven, Florida – Eddie McIntosh III, 26, is no stranger to getting in trouble. He has a criminal history that goes back to 2001. He served more than a year in jail in 2002, than another year in 2005, for B&T and assorted crimes. He lived with his girlfriend Wanda Francois, 24. On Saturday, they got into an argument that ended in her death. …
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Columbia, MO It’s never a good idea to break traffic laws when you are transporting a dead body in the trunk of your car, but that’s just what 19-year-old Daniel Sanders did. He wasn’t hauling just any old body either, it was his mother, and people were calling cops to report his bad driving. Hell, it was night and he didn’t even have his headlights on. No wonder he was weaving all over the roads. When pulled over by police, Sanders admitted to running a stop light and produced his intermediate driver’s permit. When asked where his mother was, he stated she was back at home with his 16-year-old brother. Officers arrested Sanders for not having a licensed adult motorist riding with him. I guess mom in the trunk didn’t count. By then, Sanders had invoked his right to STFU and was hoping that they wouldn’t pop open the trunk. During inventory, prior to towing the vehicle, the body of 53-year-old Helen Sanders was found.…
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Dogs, left; and accomplice Jennifer Markwith, right.
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Parkland, WA - Michael Warner wasn’t an old man at 55, but he was a very sick man, wheelchair bound in his final days with cancer, hoping to die at home with a little dignity. Frail, he scarcely weighed 100 pounds and was unable to care for himself in any fashion. Yvonne Bell lived with her father, along with her lover and his “unofficial†caregiver, Jennifer Markwith. They gave him little care and police suspect the couple were helping themselves to his pain meds. …
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Zachary Cassity (left) Christopher Lantz (right)
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Bennington, NE — Friends don’t let friends ride when they drive drunk. 18-year-old Zachary Cassity is not a good friend.  His fatal friendship has cost one young man his life, and three others have been injured, one with a broken neck. Deputies state that alcohol and speed were the cause of a traffic fatality that occurred in the small town of Bennington, Nebraska. …
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Bossier City, LA - It seems like Casey Hardt, 18, didn’t want to be all that she could be in the Army. She shouldn’t have joined if she were not willing to fulfill her obligations. However, this immature party gal thought it might be fun to join and hang out with all the guys. If you look at her photos on her MySpace, she seems to be having fun. She likes to show off her dog tags out of uniform and just mug for the camera in general. That top right photo is captioned, “No, fuck YOU Uncle Samâ€. …
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FORT LUPTON, Colo — By now you’re probably wondering what a “Tolmanator†is.  A “Tolmanatorâ€, rather “The Tolmanatorâ€, is 22-year-old Colorado Trooper Justin Tolman of Colorado Springs, who just had the…ahem… unfortunate experience to get busted in a Ft. Lupton sex sting. …
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LONGVIEW, Wash – 20-year-old Donald Joe Zeller decided he wanted to sell his MP3 player. That was his first mistake. He put up an ad on Craig’s List. The buyer expected it to be blank. Zeller’s second mistake was not to have erased all his child porn before selling it. Bummer. But wait, it gets worse than that.…
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Memphis, TN – Davy Lee Spotts, 38, was annoyed at her daddy, 67-year-old Don Reynolds. Maybe she didn’t like having a boy’s name. Maybe they just didn’t get along. Details about their relationship are sketchy.…
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Rivera Beach, FL – Jeffrey Schwartz, 43, used to have a girlfriend. How he managed to get one is a mystery to me. They became a couple in 2000. The girlfriend is unnamed, so I will call her Jane. I wouldn’t want anyone to know that I dated a psycho either.…
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Pocono Pines, PA - Elissa Easterling, 27, is a damn liar. Not only does she lie about her age on MySpace, shaving four years off her true age, she tells life altering lies to the police. By the way Elissa, you soooo don’t look 23, more like 43. …
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