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Chandler, AZ – I’m assuming everyone has heard of the “Darwin Awards“. The actual awards are given to those who have taken themselves out of the gene pool by ridiculous and more often than not, preventable accidents. In other words, idiots who remove all doubt. ”Honorable mentions” are awarded to the survivors. Folks, we have ourselves a fine candidate for “honorable mention”. Nathan Ryan, obviously at wit’s end with his life, decided upon a well-laid suicide plan, McGyver style. Armed with a 24″ sword, a tee shirt and a motor vehicle, he set his plan in action.…
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Queens, NY–This damn woman sure knows how to waste some good liquor. Marie, totally unaware of America’s view on alcohol abuse, decided to perform some voodoo on her 6 year old daughter. Guess she thought she had some demons that needed ridding. The clever woman she was, poured a ring of rum on the floor and lit it. (Insert “Oooh Fire” here) Now apparently that wasn’t enough of a deterrent for those pesky rascals. Fuck no, she had more rum in that bottle and what’s worse than left over Rum? Not enough fire, of course. Damn people, must I hold your hand through this process? …
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