Erik Cain, 30, apparently got all kinds of slashy with his brother Wednesday evening after learning said brownie had been cut in half. Angered at the sight of the mutilated confection, Cain reportedly armed himself with three steak knives and went to work on his sibling, slashing the man on his forearm, wrist and shoulder.
The slashee, Gene Cain, told police he feared his brother was going to kill him, so he threw a television set at him in retaliation.
Cain was later arrested on charges of aggravated assault, simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment and disorderly conduct. Interestingly enough, police say Cain was out on bail on charges he had slashed his girlfriend last month.
Since I can’t seem to find any information on the victim’s condition, I have to assume the wounds were somewhat superficial. If anything, the man learned a very important lesson – never lay a finger on an unstable slasher’s chocolate.…Continue Reading
Radnor, PA — A teacher at Presbyterian Children’s Village, a school that caters to children victims of violence, neglect and other serious conditions, was arrested last week after another school employee witnessed him sockin’ a female student in the face.
According to police, on January 23, 41-year-old Richard Little requested help from an on-duty supervisor at the center for help with a student who was throwing chalk at him. When the supervisor entered the classroom, he saw chalk on the floor and told Little to leave the room.
The supervisor told police Little then grabbed the girl, dragged her into the hallway and began punching her in the face, causing her to bleed. Other staff members intervened and Little was escorted out of the building.
Both Little and the student were transported to the hospital for treatment. The extent of the girl’s injuries are unknown, but police say Little’s hands and fingers had blood and teeth marks indicative of punching someone in face.
Little posted $100,000 bail after being arraigned on charges that included aggravated assault, simple assault and reckless endangerment.…Continue Reading
Kissimmee, FL — Lillian Gomez, a special needs teacher at Sunrise Elementary, may soon be standing in the unemployment line for allegedly sprinkling hot sauce on the crayons in her classroom in order to prevent her autistic students from snacking on ‘em.
Two of the children involved were apparently so traumatized by the whole thing, they refused to even touch a crayon for weeks.
“I was really upset. I couldn’t believe it. Honestly, I was like how can a teacher of so many years do something like that,” said family member Karina Holguin. “They got to be traumatized, especially for a kid who can’t express himself like any other children that can tell you this hurts or doesn’t hurt.”
When school administrators learned of the alleged incident in October, Gomez, a 12-year veteran with the district, was removed from the classroom and suspended. With pay, of course. The superintendent is now requesting Gomez be terminated. Figuratively, mind you. An employee termination hearing has been set for February 7.…Continue Reading
William Carr Oller Jr., 50, was apparently belting out a country tune at his home Thursday, when Oller Sr. essentially told him to shut the f*ck up. When the younger Oller failed to do so, the elder Oller reportedly exited the man’s home, declaring, “I’m going to shut you up.”
Police say Oller Sr. then retrieved a .22 caliber from his pickup and pointed it at his son, who had followed him outside to speak with him. With that, Oller Jr. beat feet back into the trailer, locking the door behind him.
Believing his father had left the area, Oller Jr. opened the door and popped his head out. There was dad, on the porch, gun in hand.
Police say that triggered another fight – a fight that reportedly left the younger Oller with gunshot wounds to the head, chest, hand and shoulder.…Continue Reading
The recipient of the alleged knob noshing had been picked up by police earlier that evening on charges of public intoxication, trespassing and public urination. After passing out in the back of the patrol car, the victim was transported to the hospital for a medical evaluation.
Upon his arrival at the emergency room, the still unconscious victim was placed behind a curtain. As the arresting officer stood outside the curtain writing up his report, head nurse(?) Hal Weston entered to “tend” to the unconscious drunk. When the officer finished the report and popped in to check on the patient, he found Weston bent over the subject, performing oral sex.
Wait…. You mean to tell me that’s not the proper procedure for checking a patient’s vitals? Crap. I gotta have a word with my doctor….
The officer reported what he had witnessed to hospital personnel and 46-year-old Weston was taken into custody on charges of forcible sodomy.…Continue Reading
The accused, Stephanie Evans, apparently asked the boy for his assistance in getting her laundry into her mobile home. The kid agreed, but once he was inside the home, Evans reportedly locked him in the bathroom and offered her up her lady bits.
To her dismay, the kid turned her down.
At some point after the alleged proposal, Evans admitted the indiscretion to her hubby, who, in turn, called police. Evans was then taken into custody on charges of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and indecent assault.
Huh. And here I thought teen boys would stick their d*ck into anything.…Continue Reading
Jayme Beall, apparently upset with her crotch fruits’ incessant cursing and misbehaving, packed them a bag and escorted them out the front door around 7:00 Monday evening.
When she went outside to retrieve them about 20 minutes later, they were gone. It was then that she freaked and called 911.
“She was scared, nervous, frantic trying to find her children through the (trailer) park,” said neighbor Robin Cornelius. “She was searching hard.”
A search of the neighborhood and the surrounding area by foot and by air proved fruitless. Seems the brothers, ages 13 and 9, had hitched a ride on U.S. 1 to I-95 where they then called their grandmother. Five hours after they disappeared, grandma called authorities to let them know the boys were safely in her custody in Boynton Beach, a good 70 miles away.
Beall told police she’d previously had trouble with her older child, claiming the kid had run away before and had a bad habit of acting violent toward her.…Continue Reading
Rafael Chavez, 21, was arrested on charges of sexual assault and kidnapping this week after police tracked him down via telephone.
The victim told police she was walking home from work January 14, when Chavez pulled up beside her in his tan Honda Accord. He reportedly asked how she was doing and offered her a ride. When the woman declined his gracious offer, she said Chavez pulled over and ”placed her in a tight hug, pushing her against a nearby building, [while] kissing her.”
The woman told police Chavez forced her into his vehicle, but because she was scared, she didn’t put up a fight. He then parked the car in an alley behind a fast-food restaurant and raped her. When he was through with her, police say he returned her to the spot where he first confronted her and handed over his digits.…Continue Reading
Shelby, NC – Misty Kullman, 25, is facing a misdemeanor charge of prostitution after police say she performed a sex act on a city street Tuesday. That, in itself, is not what earned her a spot here at the Dreamin’ Demon….it was her fee. Well, that and her uncanny resemblance to Sideshow Bob.
Police received a call about a suspicious vehicle and made contact with Kullman, who was a passenger in the alleged John’s car. Her story was that the man had picked her up at her home and they were just kinda driving around town, talking and stuff.
The cheap-ass John, though, admitted to police that he had paid Kullman for a sex act. (An act that police have yet to disclose). He told deputies he paid six whole dollars for her services – a $2 bill, three ones, some assorted change and a linty, pre-sucked butterscotch Lifesaver, to be exact. Ok, just sh*ttin’ you all about the Lifesaver. Geez.
Kullman was arrested after an officer found the money on her person. Police took a written statement from the man, but did not charge him with solicitation.…Continue Reading
Mary Thompson, the crazy lady in question, apparently had one too many cats living in her apartment. Tenants in that particular apartment complex are allowed only one.
Thompson was apparently aware of the rule and had previously spoken with management, declaring that she would find a new home for one of the cats. When the manager learned Thompson was still in possession of two cats, she went to the woman’s apartment and told her, again, that she was not allowed more than one.
It was during that conversation that Thompson allegedly walked into the kitchen and grabbed a small hammer. She then returned to the living room, grabbed the pussy by the neck and began beating it’s tiny brains out. At that point, the manager said she ran screaming from the apartment in fear.
Thompson reportedly admitted to police that she had killed the cat and disposed of it in the dumpster before being arrested. She’s been charged with animal cruelty, a misdemeanor.…Continue Reading
Mitchell is accused of placing the collar around the arm of the 8-year-old and the waist of the 4-year-old and turning it on as punishment for what he perceived as bad behavior. Police believe the older child was shocked at least three times in the past three months, and the younger one at least once.
In addition to the collar treatment, Mitchell is accused of forcing the older child to participate in what he called “suicides” … extreme physical activities that included running, flutter kicks, push ups and sit ups. Police say he would make the child exercise until she vomited.
The child told police that when she would stop running, Mitchell would shock her until she began running again. She also said Mitchell threatened to place the collar around her neck if she did not obey his orders.…Continue Reading
Federal Way, WA — A 33-year-old certified nursing assistant is facing charges of second-degree assault of a child after police say they found an infant in her care covered in a white powder, burnt, bleeding and gasping for air in her home on January 10.
According to authorities, Mabinty Williams was babysitting the 4-week-old infant as a favor to a family friend, and in the four hours that she had possession of the child, had called her husband to complain about the kid no less than 16 times. Williams reportedly sounded a little more desperate and “off” with each call, prompting the man to return home.
When the husband arrived at the apartment, he said Williams insisted that he take the child back to it’s parents. Like, now. The man told police he told his wife he had to return his company vehicle, but would return shortly and take the baby. By the time he got back, though, the police were on scene.
Seems the couple’s neighbors called police right after Williams appeared at their door claiming there was someone in her house.…Continue Reading
Bastrop, TX – Rick Bartlett, pastor of Bastrop Christian Church, was arrested Friday and charged with misdemeanor animal cruelty in connection with the abuse and death of his neighbor’s 12-year-old cat, Moody.
Bartlett reportedly told police he had been having problems with feral cats invading his garden lately and had trapped one in a cage on his property on January 15. He went on to say that he had placed the caged cat in the back of his pickup and promptly forgot about it. It wasn’t until three days later that he “remembered” the critter and headed down to the police station to hand it over.
An animal control officer at the station noticed a name tag including the phone number of the cat’s humans, Sarah and Eddy Bell, on the cat’s collar. The officer reportedly offered to take Moody back home, but police said Bartlett told them he’d take Moody back himself since the Bells were his neighbors.
Later that day, Moody’s body was found on the bank of the Colorado River, 40-50 feet below a bridge.…Continue Reading
Police allege 35-year-old Tyree Lincoln Smith murdered Angel “Tun Tun” Gonzalez, 43, with a hatchet, later snacking on the man’s eye and a piece of his brain.
According to the arrest affidavit, Smith was camping out on the porch of a Bridgeport apartment complex last month when Gonzalez woke him and invited him into the apartment where he was staying.
Once inside, Smith began beating the man about the head and face with a hatchet.
After beating Gonzalez’s head to a unrecognizable pulp, Smith apparently plucked out an eyeball and scooped up a bit of brain matter.
Those bits were then placed in a plastic bag and consumed later that evening during a visit to his cousin’s grave site.
Oh, and just in case you were wondering what a human eyeball tastes like, wonder no more….Smith claims it tasted like an oyster.…Continue Reading
The woman, apparently worried that Jackson may harm the pup, called police on Friday to voice her concern. And while she wasn’t in the apartment that day, Jackson was.
Police have reported that when they arrived at the woman’s apartment, they discovered it had been trashed and many of her belongings were destroyed. Officers found a dead Chihuahua in the washing machine, and believe Jackson had put the dog in the machine while it was still alive.
Jackson, 30, was arrested on the spot and charged with aggravated animal cruelty and criminal mischief, both Class D felonies. He’s been ordered held on $25,000.…Continue Reading
Orlando, FL — The honey to the left is 44-year-old Lori Szmuc – she’s making her second appearance here at the Dreamin’ Demon. She was first featured last year after she was accused of “forcing” a 13-year-old boy to be her boyfriend. Now that she’s been sentenced, I figured we would just go ahead and slap her around a bit more.
Szmuc was arrested in April last year after police learned she was carrying on with the teen. And for the click-impaired among you, it apparently began with an innocent game of hide-and seek….
It was during that fateful game that Szmuc initiated their “relationship”. The teen told the court that after suggesting he hide with her, Szmuc got all touchy feely, kissing him and rubbing on him. He indicated that he was scared and wasn’t quite sure what to do. It was then that Szmuc demanded that he pretend to be her boyfriend. If he refused, she would cut off his contact with her teen daughter and ruin his reputation with his peers.…Continue Reading
Boone, NC — An extremely pushy door-to-door salesman was arrested earlier this week after a woman on his route told police he pressured his way into her home, then refused to leave unless his demands were met. His demands? Get high and do me or buy a magazine.
Police said they responded to numerous complaints in the past couple of weeks about a group of magazine pushers in the area acting suspiciously, refusing to leave homes when asked, and using “overbearing” sales tactics. But Jerad Arnold’s alleged sales pitch ranks pretty high on the ick scale.
As previously stated, Arnold allegedly refused to leave the woman’s home until she ”submitted to drug use and sexual activity” or bought a magazine subscription.
Now, I don’t know how the woman managed to resist Arnold’s tempting offer of a free high and no-strings-attached nookie, but she did, opting to buy a damn magazine instead.
After speaking to several members of the sales group, police eventually located Arnold and an arrest was made. Charged with one felony count of common law robbery, the 22-year-old was ordered held on $20,000 bond.…Continue Reading
Canton, GA — Just days after pleading guilty to the brutal murder of 7-year-old Jorelys Rivera, 20-year-old Ryan Brunn was found dead in his jail cell.
“Ryan Brunn was found unresponsive in his cell at 4:15 p.m.,” said Kristin Stancil, a spokesperson for the Georgia Department of Corrections. “He was pronounced dead at a local hospital at 5:37 p.m. of an apparent suicide.”
Stancil would not say how Brunn died or whether he was under a suicide watch at the time of his death, but 11Alive is reporting that a source close to the investigation has revealed that Brunn committed suicide by hanging himself in his cell.
Jorelys’ father, Ricardo Galarza, told CNN en Espanol that learning of Brunn’s death partly made him “feel good but, on the other hand, it doesn’t because my daughter will never be with me again.”
He went on to say that he felt that a lifetime of Brunn being watched after, “eating three times a day (and) sleeping with air conditioning” while in prison was not enough.
“What I wanted was for them to put him in the electric chair and burn him,” Galarza said.…Continue Reading
Timothy Waldrop and the child’s father were apparently conversing in a bedroom inside the residence Saturday when the toddler snatched the bottle of clear liquid from the coffee table and started chuggin’. When the kid’s dad asked what he was drinking, the kid replied that he didn’t know because “it was Tim’s drink.” Waldrop then informed dad that it was GHB, or gamma hydroxybutyric acid — a synthetic drug commonly known as the “date rape” drug.
At that point, Waldrop was told to vacate the premises. Personally, I would have “detained” the bastard until the cops showed up….
Just moments later, the child apparently began acting “weird” and collapsed on the kitchen floor. Another child in the home told the father that he had seen the tot drinking from the water bottle.
The child was transported to the hospital, and as of Tuesday, his condition was still unknown.…Continue Reading
Phoenix, AZ — Due to popular demand, I bring you Russell Hofstad — a mentally disturbed transient accused of skinning, gutting and eating a cat, later using the critter’s tail, liver and entrails as a fashion accessory.
Hofstad was arrested Wednesday after the owner of a local warehouse/music venue discovered he had been camping inside the building. When police arrived on scene, Hofstad stood before them with a painted face, bloodshot eyes and cat parts wrapped around his neck. He also appeared to be under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
When questioned about the bloody pile of cat pulp lying on the floor next to a pair of clippers and a screwdriver, Hofstad reportedly told police he killed the cat because he was hungry.
He hit the critter with a stick, he said, then stabbed it and skinned it with a butter knife. The cat’s organs were placed in a cooler, presumably for later consumption, and the skeleton was set aside for future use as a party decoration.
The owner of the warehouse told police Hofstad had admitted to eating more than just one pussy.…Continue Reading