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Pottstown, PA - It takes real balls to walk around a department store with your junk hanging out. Not only do you risk jail time, you also gotta think about the possibility of ridicule, pointing and laughing, vomiting and, of course, screaming. That kind of stuff usually makes a man feel all self-conscious and shy. Scott Russell, 33, is apparently equipped with such balls – I would have to assume dude has to cart those fuckers around in a wheelbarrow. On the evening of June 3rd, Russell allegedly entered a Target store, whipped out his willy and proceeded to walk around the store – his junk just a swangin’. A 9-year-old girl visiting the store got one look at his package and busted out screaming. Police say Russell fled the store once the shrieks of hysteria began. After an investigation that probably relied heavily on surveillance video, Russell was located and questioned. He admitted to the dirty deed and was arrested not only for indecent exposure, but for a parole violation, too.…
Continue ReadingJason Lemmon Sr. Accused Of Stabbing 11-Year-Old, Strangling 9-Year-Old
June 8, 2010 at 8:58 am by Jaded
West Columbia, SC – Police say 29-year-old Jason Lemmon Sr. got all stabby with an 11-year-old kid before attempting to strangle another. According to authorities, Lemmon began the assault against the older boy by punching him in the face. He then stabbed the child in the upper torso at least three times – violently enough to break the knife. Holy crap! Psycho much? A woman and her 9-year-old son inside the home heard the child yelling for help and ran into the room. Lemmon allegedly wrapped his hands around the younger kid’s neck and tried to strangle him before dragging him outside. The kid’s mother smacked Lemmon on the head with her cell phone, putting an end to the attack. Authorities say Lemmon then ran from the scene and fled to the Columbia Metropolitan Airport where he was detained by airport police. He is apparently related to one of the kids and was a guest at the home. He’s been charged with two counts of assault and battery with intent to kill and one count of possessing a weapon during the commission of a violent crime.…
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Indianapolis, IN – Samura Jenkins claims her 11-year-old daughter has behavioral issues and those behavioral issues have made it rather difficult to find a babysitter. I mean, you gotta pay extra if your kid is a stinkin’ brat, right? Anyway, putting her mad parenting skillz to work, Samura came up with a solution – she’d chain and padlock the kid to her bed. Brilliant! She made sure the child had access to food, water, toilet and telephone by using an extra long dog chain. She had a fire contingency plan, too. If a fire broke out in the apartment, the kid just had to pick up the phone and call her mother at work and mommie dearest would reveal where the padlock key was hidden. Unlike many of the other chained-up kiddo stories we have discussed here, Samura’s apartment was actually free of bugs, vermin, moldy food, urine and feces. While Samura may not have an issue with such confinement, the law does. It all kinda fell apart after the girl informed a friend that she couldn’t come out and play because she was chained to her bed.…
Continue Reading13-Year-Old Performs DIY Abortion, 30-Year-Old Boyfriend Buries Body
June 8, 2010 at 6:02 am by Jaded
Polk Twp., PA – On June 6th, a doctor in the pediatric unit at Lehigh Valley Medical Center called police to report she was treating a 13-year-old believed to have been recently pregnant. During the course of treatment, the girl admitted to performing a “home abortion” with a lead pencil earlier that week. According to the criminal complaint, the girl attempted the abortion on Wednesday. By Saturday morning, she had grown increasingly ill and began experiencing contractions. When the pain became unbearable, she called her alleged boyfriend, 30-year-old Michael Lisk, and pleaded for assistance. Lisk advised her to “push hard” when she got a strong contraction. The girl eventually gave birth on a toilet in her home. She later told police the baby was stillborn. After the birth, the teen placed another call to Lisk. He told her to wrap the baby in a plastic bag and he’d come over to help. She placed the infant in a bag and threw it near a tree in her yard. Lisk later retrieved the infant and allegedly buried it near his home.…
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Murfreesboro, TN - Ugh. This nasty puke makes me feel all homicidal and shit. According to authorities, 23-year-old Eric Massengill has been diddlin’ a 5-year-old girl and has the photos and video to prove it. The douche was booked on charges of child rape and possession of child pornography after a friend of his happened to see said pics and videos and placed a call to law enforcement. During an interview with detectives, Massengill admitted to having oral sex with the child on at least 24 occasions. In his possession at the time of his arrest, two pictures and four videos featuring himself and the child. Out of respect for the victim, I will not link his Myspace here, but I will tell you this much – he professes his love for the child in his extended network banner. His albums are filled with pictures of the girl. As a matter of fact, he has more pictures of her than her incubator does. And wouldn’t ya know it, her momma is his #1 friend.…
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Wenatchee, WA - Pop quiz, Demonites!! How many foreign objects do you think one dude could cram up his poop chute? Mind you, we aren’t talking about singular foreign objects, we are talking a collection of foreign objects grouped together before said cramming. Before today, my guess would have been somewhere around 4.5, and that’s stretching it a bit. Give up? How ’bout I just give you the full list, k? One cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a golf-ball sized baggie of smoking tobacco, one bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a smoking pipe measuring approximately 1″, a small baggie of ganja, and a partridge in a pear tree. Ok…so I’m just shittin’ ya about the bird, but that is quite an assload, no? According to authorities, Gavin Stanger, 24, packed all that junk in his trunk for a three day stay at Chelan County Regional Justice Center, leaving law enforcement officers shaking their heads in amazement. “We were all wondering, ‘How do you put all that up there?’” Wenatchee Police Department spokesman Sgt.…
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Portland, OR - Just before 8:00 Friday morning, 7-year-old Kyron Horman and his step-mother, Terri Horman, attended a science fair at Skyline Elementary School. Terri snapped a picture of Kyron standing in front of his red-eyed tree frog exhibit and the two wandered around for a bit looking at the other exhibits. At 8:45, Terri walked Kyron down the hall near his classroom. “I’m going back to the classroom, mom,” he told her. Terri waved good-bye and watched him walk down the hall. Kyron hasn’t been seen since. Nearly 8 hours passed before anyone even realized the child had vanished. Law enforcement was notified after Kyron failed to materialize at his bus stop at 3:30 that afternoon. That’s when they finally found out that Kyron hadn’t been in class all day long – members of the school staff said they never saw Kyron after the science fair, and he didn’t make it to his classroom. Portland Public Schools spokesman Matt Shelby says the Horman’s weren’t notified of the absence because Skyline doesn’t use an auto-dialer which calls parents to report the student is absent.…
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Darien, NY – The sad lookin’ fella you see to the left is 19-year-old Michael Johnson. He’s gracing the pages of our esteemed website because he’s an imbecile who obviously doesn’t think shit through. Johnson wanted to play a little prank on a buddy of his. So while his friend was sleeping, Johnson emptied an entire tube of super glue on his cheek. Johnson thought the boy would reach up to touch it and his hand would get stuck to his face. Instead, the glue ran into the boy’s eye and into his ear – sealing the eye shut and possibly damaging his ear canal. When the boy woke up, he couldn’t open his eye or hear out of one ear. Oh yeah…that’s funny shit. You know what would be even funnier, Michael? Someone gluing your dick to your asshole while you dozed. Wouldn’t that be a hoot? The 17-year-old prank victim required treatment at the hospital and will probably need to see a specialist about the ear. Johnson is looking at a misdemeanor assault charge right now, but that could be elevated to a felony if the medical report indicates there’s serious physical injury.…
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Augusta, GA - Nothing strengthens that daddy-daughter bond like a few brewskies, no? I remember the first time I got shit-faced with my dear old dad. I had just turned 21. Dad taught me how to play beer pong and I taught him how to roll a quarter off his nose, bounce it off the table and straight into a shot glass. Good times…goood times. Jeffrey Hickson likes to throw a couple back with his kiddo, too. Difference is, she’s only 9. The child was spending time with her drunken daddy Wednesday evening when she placed a tearful call to her mother, and begged to come home. According to police, Hickson, thoroughly intoxicated himself, forced his child to drink beer and threatened to kill her if she didn’t. When he realized the child had called her mother, he drove the child out to the woods and took her out of the car. “No idea what he was planning on doing in the woods. It’s very scary. Don’t really know what was going through his head,” said Richmond County Sheriff’s Captain Scott Peebles.…
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Sarasota, FL – On May 16, a 13-week-old baby boy was seen in the emergency room. The child’s mother told hospital personnel the child was suffering from a high fever. The woman was told the child had an upper respiratory infection and a few doses of Tylenol should get him to feeling better in no time. The next day, that same woman brought that same child back into the ER – this time, the infant was suffering from labored breathing and seizures. After another examination, hospital staff determined it wasn’t an infection that was ailing the child, it was oxygen deprivation. It appeared as if the child had been smothered or strangled. In fact, the infant now has permanent brain, liver and kidney damage. When the child’s mother was questioned, she came up with several different stories: she didn’t know; her 2-year-old son fell on the baby with a pillow; she found the baby laying face down in his crib. When it became apparent that she was full of shit, investigators pressed a little harder – she finally spit out the truth – baby daddy got drunk and fell asleep on baby.…
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Amherst, WI – Dillon Makuski has put an icky new spin on the whole diaper lovin’ thing. He doesn’t just like to wear diapers, he apparently likes to collect them, too. Used diapers. Umm…used children’s diapers. And to feed his need for the malodorous little packages, Makuski allegedly resorted to breaking and entering.
You just can’t make this shit up, people. His grody little secret was aired last September, after a homeowner caught him sneaking around his house. The homeowner ordered the diaper bandit out of the house, followed him out to the yard and detained him until the cops showed up.
When a deputy asked him what the hell he was up to, Makuski said “I went too far,” before admitting that he enjoyed wearing diapers and thought he might be able to find some in that particular house. See, he was just walking down the road when he happened to notice a child-sized basketball hoop and some children’s toys strewn about the yard and he figured there just might be some dirty diapers in the garbage bins.…
Continue ReadingWilliam Plaster & Shannon Fortenberry Accused Of Plotting The Death Of Their Infant
June 2, 2010 at 5:25 am by Jaded
Sandy Ridge, NC – On April 22, William Plaster Jr. and Shannon Fortenberry had their 4-month-old son seen in the emergency room at Morehead Memorial Hospital. An examination of the infant revealed three broken ribs, a broken right leg and severe head trauma that resulted in retinal and brain hemorrhaging. An MRI showed signs of healing ribs, a sure sign of previous abuse. The baby boy is currently in a permanent vegetative state with irreversible neurological damage – he is not expected to survive. Though details are a bit sketchy at this point, authorities believe Plaster and Fortenberry plotted to kill the child and have been systematically abusing him since early January. Plaster initially tried to pull the bullshit ‘baby fell off the couch’ excuse, but the child’s numerous injuries were much to severe. “The boy could have been beaten, shaken, or he could have been dropped,” said Maj. Durward Bennett of the Stokes County Sheriff’s Office. I’m thinking it was a repeated combination of all three…and then some. Plaster and Fortenberry both have other kids, but those children didn’t live with them.…
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San Jacinto County, TX – Demonites, the time has come to bid you farewell. I have come to the conclusion that I have finally heard it all – it’s obviously time for me to turn off the internet and walk away. There is nothing left to learn here. According to an article Amazon has posted in the forums, 55-year-old Cheryl Anne Hierholzer was indicted last month on charges of elder abuse after she reportedly struck Evalyn Philips in the head with a frozen dog sometime back in February. Yes…a frozen dog. Ummm…why would one even have a frozen dog handy? And why would one even think about using a pupsicle as a weapon? Were there no sporks in the vicinity? People are so friggin’ strange. Because the victim is over the age of 65, Hierholzer has been charged with injury to an elderly individual instead of assault. If convicted on the charge, she could spend 2 to 10 years in prison and face a fine of up to $10,000.…
Continue ReadingTerry Barns Apparently Can’t Keep His Hands Off The Kiddos…Or Himself
June 1, 2010 at 6:40 am by Jaded
Albuquerque, NM - The greasy looking douchebag to the left is 54-year-old Terry Barns. The vile scrote is accused of molesting an 8-year-old girl inside the iT’Z Family Fun Center on May 17. According to authorities, Barns had been wandering around the restaurant for a couple of hours before he cornered the girl, who was at the center on a school field trip, in a ball pit. He allegedly pinned her down and kissed her while he grabbed her butt and touched her inner thigh. When the girl ran away, police say Barns started stroking himself. Somehow, dude managed to exit the restaurant unscathed. Four days later, however, he was arrested after exposing himself to a young girl while masturbating in the toy aisle at a local WalMart. He was behind bars on that charge when authorities rearrested him for the nasty incident at iT’Z. Police say Barns matched the description of the assailant captured on surveillance video at iT’Z. …
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Many thanks to Dakota Valkyrie for another informative forum post. According to authorities, after a domestic altercation with his girlfriend, 27-year-old Christopher Barney stabbed his 1-year-old son before using the same knife to repeatedly poke at himself. The baby didn’t survive the attack – unfortunately, Barney did. He’s listed in critical condition at UNM Hospital. Source: Taos News…
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Sugar Mill, GA – Not much on this one yet, but as it stands, 31-year-old Jason Finley is being charged with aggravated animal cruelty after he allegedly beat four puppies to death with a shovel. Though Finley admits he killed the animals, he says he only did so because their owner couldn’t afford to care for them – police believe he did it out of revenge. Apparently there was a brutal altercation with the puppies’ owner and her boyfriend just days before the puppies were found buried in a shallow grave on Finley’s property. It is believed the pups had been dead and buried for at least three or four days before they were found. Finley has already posted $44,800 bond and has been released from Gwinnett County Jail. Yep…nothing says “FUCK OFF” quite like a pit full of dead puppies. Way to go, asshole.…
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The tawdry tale of Kelly Malkemus was introduced into our forums by the lovely Dakota Valkyrie. According to police, when the 41-year-old man was apprehended by an off-duty officer in a residential neighborhood, he was wearing nothing but a fleece vest and was carrying a towel and container of Vaseline. Police aren’t sure why he was running through the ‘hood half-nekkid, but there have been reports of a peeping tom in that area. Source: The Star Press…
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Minneapolis, MN – Investigators are calling it one of the worst cases of child abuse they have ever seen. A 6-year-old boy was viciously beaten because he supposedly misbehaved at school. When interviewed by authorities, the child said “my daddy whooped my butt.” His “daddy” isn’t his daddy at all – he’s mommy’s boyfriend. According to authorities, 37-year-old Troy Lamont Clay tied the child to a pole in the basement and flogged him 60-100 times with an electrical cord. And the child’s mother, 30-year-old Jacquelyn Wander Williams, just sat there and watched. “Mom was right there, she sat down, watched it happen and did not lift a finger to stop it, nor did she lift a hand to give this kid first aid, didn’t bring him to the hospital, didn’t treat him,” said Minneapolis police Lt. Greg Reinhardt, head of the department’s child abuse unit. There was bruising from the child’s neck down to the top of his butt. “When the child was brought to the hospital and they did an exam, the doctor looked at his back and there wasn’t a square inch of the child’s back that didn’t have a mark on it.” He went on to say the beating was barbaric, like something out of the dark ages.…
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Mahwah, NJ – Georgette Massi, 36, is accused of driving drunk with three children in her car. And not just a little drunk, Demonites – Massi had a BAC of .39 – nearly 5 times the legal limit. Jesus! At that level, I’d be way past puking and incapacitated and into a coma of sorts. She was pulled over Wednesday afternoon for swerving and driving at a low rate of speed. When the officer made contact with her, he noticed she had two flat passenger tires, her breath was rather boozy-smellin’ and there was a nearly empty whiskey bottle on the front seat of the vehicle. Also inside the vehicle were three sobbing children – her two children, ages 1 and 6, and a 6-year-old family friend. When the officer asked the children why the tires were flat, they told him Massi said she hit a bump. He believes she may have done one helluva curb check. The children were handed over to family members and Massi was taken to the tank.…
Continue ReadingChristopher Marciano Accused Of Molesting Toddler Inside Cook County Courthouse
May 28, 2010 at 6:31 am by Jaded
Chicago, IL - According to police, 22-year-old Christopher Marciano is accused of approaching a 3-year-old girl in the Cook County courthouse Tuesday morning and sexually assaulting her. Marciano was at the courthouse that morning to be fitted for a GPS unit he had been ordered to wear after his arrest for violating an order of protection in a domestic violence case earlier this month. While he was waiting, he reportedly began making a nuisance of himself by singing and dancing in the hallways. Deputies were less than thrilled with Marciano’s performance and escorted him to the probation office, telling staff to alert them if dude’s behavior became a concern. And it did. Right quick. Once the deputies left, Marciano approached the 3-year-old girl and asked her a question. When she tried to answer him, he allegedly grabbed her by the butt and stuck his tongue in her open mouth. Family members intervened and deputies were immediately called back into the office to take custody of Marciano. …
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