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College Station, TX – Police believe John Robert Murphy III is the man responsible for stabbing a 12-year-old girl in the lobby of McDonald’s Monday night. Police also believe the attack was random. According to the police report, a man police have identified as Murphy was sitting at a table inside the restaurant when the child entered with her father, a restaurant employee. The child was left waiting in the lobby as her father headed toward the back to conduct some business. Surveillance video shows the man throwing his trash away and heading for the exit where the little girl was standing. As he approached the child, he pulled a pocketknife out of his pocket, keeping it hidden from the girl behind his leg. On his way out of the restaurant, he paused just long enough to stab the girl once in the stomach. The child remains hospitalized in stable condition with a laceration to her colon. The girl later told police she could smell alcohol on the man’s breath, and that he called her a bitch when he stabbed her.…
Continue ReadingWoman Charged After “Accidentally” Shooting Her Hubby In The Baby Maker
January 12, 2011 at 11:02 am by Jaded
Kansas City, MO – An unidentified woman was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault Monday night after police were told she shot her husband in the penis with his own handgun. The unidentified victim, a 50-year-old man, was preparing to drive himself to the hospital when police showed up. He told the responding officers that he had been in the bedroom showing his gun off to the wife while demonstrating how to use the safety. The husband said that as the wife was practicing using the safety, she accidentally fired the weapon, sending hot lead directly into his baby maker. However, a witness reported hearing the couple arguing in the kitchen, with the wife telling the husband, “If you don’t give me my card, I will shoot you.” The witness said she summoned police shortly after hearing a single gunshot. Police said they found a small amount of blood on the floor, but didn’t specify which room. After checking out the man’s injuries, police arrested the 42-year-old wife.…
Continue ReadingInmate Accused Of Sexually Violating Fellow Inmate With Toothbrush
January 12, 2011 at 10:01 am by Jaded
Ocala, FL – Nicholas Chavious, currently chillin’ behind bars on charges of grand theft and probation violation, is looking at a few additional charges after police say he sexually battered a fellow inmate with a toothbrush. The 21-year-old victim told police Chavious entered his pod after lunch on Tuesday and assaulted him. The assault was reportedly carried out in front of a witness, the victim’s celly, who encouraged the victim to step forward and alert authorities to said violation. When questioned, Chavious admitted to being in the victim’s pod at the time of the attack, and further admitted to depantsing the guy, but denies the whole sexual assault with a toothbrush thing. The 24-year-old will now be charged with sexual battery. He’s been in jail since the middle of November for the grand theft and probation violation charges – he also did a stint from May to August of last year for burglary, larceny and fraud.…
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Jamestown, NY — The crazy to the left is Jodi Gilbert – she’s been accused of stapling her boyfriend’s forehead during a domestic altercation. The man, still sportin’ a few staples in his forehead when the cops arrived, told police that he and Gilbert had been in the middle of an argument when she armed herself with the Stanley Hammer Tacker and got busy, making contact with his forehead several times. Domestic violence, whether it be man against woman or vice versa, is not a laughing matter. But damn! I gotta admit to chuckling a bit when I let that scene play out in my head – the added sound effects are the awesome! Anyway, I’m assuming that this wasn’t the first time she let some of her crazy slip out because police say the man already had an order of protection in place against her. She was arrested on charges of aggravated criminal contempt and assault, and remains behind bars awaiting arraignment. The victim was treated at the hospital and released.…
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Sullivan’s Island, SC – Dr. John Cagle, a 52-year-old dentist out of Mt. Pleasant, turned himself over to authorities on Saturday after being accused of sexually assaulting an 8-year-old girl at a New Year’s Eve dinner party held at his home. Not only that, but he is also accused of sucker punching the girl’s mother when she confronted him about the alleged assault. According to police, the girl had been in another part of the home when the assault occurred. After mom heard what took place, she confronted Cagle and was rewarded with a swift punch to the kisser. Police say the child underwent a forensic interview at the Lowcountry Children’s Center and was examined at MUSC before an arrest warrant was obtained. Cagle is now facing charges of criminal sexual conduct with a minor and lewd act on a minor. And for the knuckle sandwich he served to the girl’s momma, he’s looking at assault and third-degree battery. Cagle was still behind bars on Tuesday.…
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Miami, FL — The skeevy geezer to the left is 72-year-old Robert Garcia – he’s been booked on charges of lewd and lascivious molestation after surveillance video showed him fondling and licking a 4-year-old boy. According to the criminal complaint, the video shows Garcia entering the cafe where the boy’s mother works on Monday. He is seen playing around with the kid a bit before ordering a coffee. While the child’s mother was distracted, Garcia reportedly reached over the counter and grabbed the kid’s crotch. More than once, he tried to get his hand up the kid’s pants. The little boy tried to squirm away, but Garcia was persistent. After coppin’ a feel or two, Garcia would then rub his own junk. At one point, Garcia was seen trying to force the child to fondle him by grabbing the kid’s hand and pulling it toward his icky old man parts, but the kid was less than cooperative. Not quite finished with his slimy touchy-feely game, Garcia leaned over the counter and licked the boy’s ear.…
Continue ReadingBairdstown Mayor Accused Of Sending Inappropriate Texts To Juvenile Boys
January 11, 2011 at 10:09 am by Jaded
Bairdstown, OH – Chris Barringer, mayor of Bairdstown, Ohio, is facing criminal charges for sending inappropriate picture texts to two juvenile boys. On December 6, North Baltimore resident Kim Brennemen called police to report her 13-year-old step-son had just received a picture text of a peener with a smiley face drawn on it – the attached message read, “it’s a penis with a smiley face” and “do you want a smiley face on yours.” When asked if she knew where the text originated from, the woman replied, “Yes, Chris Barringer, the mayor of Bairdstown.” She then went on to explain that she knew the cell phone number was Barringer’s because she and her husband are good friends with the mayor and his family and have his cell phone number as a contact. A separate police report was generated on December 7, after another family came forward to report their 16-year-old son had also received a similar text message from the mayor. When faced with the allegations, Barringer admitted to sending the pics, but said it wasn’t intended the way the parents took it.…
Continue ReadingPastor Otis Holland Accused Of Molesting Young Member Of His Flock
January 11, 2011 at 9:10 am by Jaded
Henderson, NV — Police say Pastor Otis Holland, of United Faith Church, is facing numerous charges for molesting a youngster in his flock several times over the course of two years. Holland and his congregation of more than eighty “cult-like” followers would regularly meet in the lobby of Rob’s Tax Service for sermons that sometimes last between six and eight hours. Damn…blowhard much? Anything that lasts for more than an hour is too friggin’ much. Anyway, Holland reportedly convinced the girl, who is under the age of 14, that she was being “counseled” as opposed to being molested. The girl’s mother often delivered her to Holland’s home where he would “counsel” her in a special secret room – a room equipped with video cameras. Holland allegedly told the child she would go to hell, breaking up the church in the process, if she told anyone. The alleged abuse came to light once the girl starting having some behavioral problems at school and at home. The girl finally told her father the truth about her counseling sessions with Pastor Otis, and dad contacted the police.…
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Louisville, KY — Joseph Guthrie, 40, has been charged with one count of wanton endangerment and one count of assault after police say he used a stun gun on his ex-girlfriend in an attempt to obtain a feeling of “power” over her. According to the victim, Guthrie entered her bedroom as she slept early Sunday morning, woke her and began asking her questions about their son. Once the woman was able to come to a bit, she noticed Guthrie was wearing a pair of gloves and was carrying a rag and a stun gun. As he continued to question her, he allegedly applied the stun gun several times to the woman’s arm and neck. And at some point during the questioning, he reportedly tried to strangle her. The woman later told police that the attack was so intense, she honestly thought Guthrie was going to kill her. She was somehow able to calm the freaky fuck down and end the attack. Guthrie reportedly told her he “needs help” before leaving the bedroom.…
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Ocala, FL – The pleasant looking lass to the left is 29-year-old Victoria Bynes – she’s been accused of setting fire to her boyfriend’s crotch.
Police say Bynes first started searching for her boyfriend, 42-year-old Andrew Williams, over at his momma’s house, telling the woman, “Your son has some explaining to do.” Williams wasn’t there, so Bynes set off to a friend’s house.
That friend later told police that Bynes showed up at his place and immediately began fighting with Williams. After a brief verbal altercation, the friend said Bynes threw some liquid on Williams and lit him up. When police arrived on scene, Williams was found kneeling in the front yard – suffering from second- and third-degree burns to his genital area and torso.
He could not communicate with first responders because he was in what had to be tremendous pain. Still hospitalized, his present condition is unknown. Authorities found Bynes at her home. She initially denied any knowledge of the brutal attack, but later admitted to intimidating the man by holding a container of gasoline in one hand and flicking a lighter in the other.…
Continue ReadingMan Accused Of Stalking Ex-Girlfriend – 20 Years After She Dumped Him
January 10, 2011 at 9:56 am by Jaded
Racine, WI – 56-year-old Richard Gleason has been charged in Racine County for allegedly stalking a woman he dated for a just few months more than 20 years ago. The woman told police it all started with a hand-written note back in August. She said she found a letter on her car addressed to her using her maiden name. The letter, signed “Rick,” mentioned rekindling a decades old relationship as well as some “odd” religical-type stuff. Slightly confused at first, the woman then remembered dating a man named Rick for about two months back in ’89 or ’90 – she dumped him because of his “peculiar” religious beliefs. And that was just the beginning. The woman received another letter in the mail in September apologizing for the previous letter. In October, Gleason reportedly followed the woman to work – a 45-minute drive from her home – and tried to get into her car. She told police that a car with a male driver had pulled in beside her that morning and the male driver got out and opened the passenger door of her car.…
Continue ReadingMan Accused Of Beating Grandmother To Death With Glass Coffee Table, Microwave
January 10, 2011 at 8:44 am by Jaded
Hephzibah, GA — About six months ago, 91-year-old Dorothy Lockwood demanded that her 21-year-old grandson, Theodore Lockett, pack his crap and move out. At about 10:00 Saturday night, police say Lockett returned to his elderly grandmother’s home, confronted her in the living room, and proceeded to beat the life out of her with a glass coffee table. After bashing the woman in the head several times, Lockett reportedly called his mother and told her that he had just killed his grandma and she was next on his list. He then allegedly grabbed a microwave oven and assaulted Dorothy again, striking her repeatedly with the appliance. When police arrived on scene, Lockett was found inside the home and was arrested without incident. Also inside the home, a bedridden relative for whom Lockwood was caring for – she was unharmed. Dorothy died of her injuries early Sunday morning. According to Richmond County sheriff’s Sgt. Daniel C. Carrier, authorities are unsure why Lockett flew into such a rage – he has been treated at a behavioral health facility, but has no known psychiatric diagnosis.…
Continue ReadingPolice: Woman Leaves Child Home Alone, Tries To Get Stabby, Bites Police Officer
January 10, 2011 at 7:59 am by Jaded
Sheboygan, WI — Police have accused 28-year-old Holly Razo of leaving her 18-month-old child home alone for hours while she partied and played cards at a neighbor’s home about a block away. Not only did she leave the little precious alone, but she reportedly attempted to get stabby with the party host. The neighbor told police Razo had been hanging out and drinking for about two to three hours when she started gettin’ belligerent and was ordered to leave the home. She eventually left, but returned a short time later with a couple of knives – one for each hand. The woman claimed Razo knocked on the door and started yelling something about demanding respect before threatening to get stabby. The door was locked, so Razo just kinda stood out there pitching her fit until the police showed up. When she spotted the officers, she dumped the knives behind a trash can and started in with the arguing. She said nothing about her child until she had been placed in holding, only then requesting that someone call her mother so she could collect the child.…
Continue ReadingPolice: Church Recruiter Turns Self In After Abducting Child From WalMart
January 10, 2011 at 6:42 am by Jaded
St. Cloud, FL — Police responded to the St. Cloud Wal-Mart just after 6:30 p.m on Friday after receiving a report of a kidnapping. According to authorities, a young boy at the store said he was approached by a heavy set white man with dark hair who threatened to stab him if he didn’t leave the store with him – the man did not show a weapon. The man reportedly drove the boy to the Home Depot parking lot next door and performed a sex act on himself. Police said the man did not expose himself to the child, nor did he touch the boy. After the alleged act, he returned the child to WalMart and the police were called. After viewing store surveillance video, police released a picture of the alleged perv, as well as a description of his vehicle. Early Sunday morning, after hearing he had been featured in local news reports as a suspect in the kidnapping of a minor, 55-year-old Gordon Libby turned himself in. Authorities said Libby gave them a sworn written statement that placed him at the WalMart before asking for a lawyer.…
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Las Cruces, NM – Remember that post I made last month about the woman who reportedly had her nipple ripped off by her mother-in-law? For the click impaired, let me rehash: A woman, her son and his wife were all hanging out gettin’ fuggered up last month when shit got a bit tense. Mom and son started arguing, daughter-in-law jumped in between, mother-in-law grabs hold of daughter-in-law’s boob and only releases her grip after being repeatedly punched in the face. Husband and wife make psycho monster-in-law vacate the premises. A short time later, daughter-in-law feels wetness on her chest. She lifts her tank top and said nipple falls onto floor. She retrieves the nipple and places it in a plastic baggie. After contemplating what to do for a few hours, the victim finally decides to head to the emergency room. Anyway, an arrest has been made. On Tuesday, 46-year-old Amelia Oveide is expected to be charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm, simple battery and breaking and entering – because she allegedly kicked in the back door after being thrown out of the apartment.…
Continue ReadingMan Questioned After Asking Burger King Employee If She Wanted To “Handle His Whopper”
January 7, 2011 at 10:01 am by Jaded
Longmont, CO – Richard Troupe, 52, is being investigated for indecent exposure after an incident at a Burger King drive-thru yesterday morning. According to police, Troupe pulled up to the drive-thru window with his dick in hand and asked the 24-year-old female employee if she would like to “handle his whopper.” Oooh, good one, Dick. That ranks right up there with, “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” How she managed to refrain from jumping right out that window and straight onto his johnson is beyond me, but she kept her wits about her and jotted down dude’s license plate number as he drove away. “This was a very traumatic experience for this young woman,” Police Commander Jeff Satur said. “She had no idea what he might be capable of.” Troupe was pulled over a short time later, and while he hasn’t been charged with indecent exposure as of yet, he did get booked on charges of drunk driving. Restaurant employees told police that Troupe had been in the parking lot earlier and had gone through the drive-through, but didn’t order any food.…
Continue ReadingMan Charged After Plot To Blow Up Ex-Girlfriend With Vibrator Bomb Fizzles
January 7, 2011 at 9:17 am by Jaded
Waseca, MN – You know, it’s been a long time since I’ve seen someone rock a greasy mullet as magnificently as Terry Allen Lester. That, the crazy-eyed stare, and the fact that he planned on blowing up one of his ex-girlfriends with a vibrator bomb has earned him a permanent spot here at the Dreamin’ Demon. Congrats, Terry…here’s your 15 minutes. Police were informed of Terry’s ingenious exploding vibrator plan by two females, who up until last week were his roommates. When Terry was kicked to the curb, he inadvertently left some of his belongings behind – amid those items, a Coffee Mate container with the words “Christmas Gifts” written on the lid. Inside the container, a modified black vibrator that had been filled with BB’s, buck shot and gunpowder. Attached to the device were black and red wires that connected to a trigger with a battery port, but no battery. Even before the discovery of the device, Terry had reportedly informed one of the women he intended to give the vibrator to one of three ex-girlfriends because their relationship had ended on a bad note.…
Continue ReadingChristopher Salter Buried Mom With Extra Undies After Hammering Her To Death
January 7, 2011 at 5:32 am by Jaded
Wilmer, AL – According to police, a missing person’s report was filed on Nancy Dickens on December 9, after her sister told authorities that every time she tried to contact Nancy, her son, 29-year-old Christopher Salter, had a myriad of excuses as to why his mother was unavailable. While executing a search warrant on the home Nancy shared with her son, police noticed the sheets from her hospital-style bed were missing, and there was blood splattered on the floor and wall. Investigators then requested a one-on-one with Christopher. Just moments before he confessed to beating his quadriplegic mother to death with a hammer, he asked investigators to promise to seek the death penalty against him – in my version of reality, they would have heartily agreed to his terms and shot him about 4.2 seconds after the confession was signed. Sadly, though, investigators could promise him no such thing…Christopher talked anyway. He told police that he and his mom had been smoking crack together when he excused himself from the room and retrieved a hammer.…
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Meridian, ID – Michael James Lee, a former detention deputy at the Ada County Jail, was arraigned Wednesday on six felony charges for the alleged rape and abduction of his wife, and for the murder of his mother, 46-year-old Lynn Marie Blake. According to authorities, Michael sexually assaulted his wife on Tuesday, bound her with chains and tape, and put her in the trunk of a car. He placed their 4-month-old daughter in the backseat of the vehicle and the threeseom headed to his mother’s house. Michael’s wife later told police that he drove to Lynn’s home with the intention of robbing her. When Michael arrived at his mother’s house, he took the baby in and sat down to dinner with her and her 56-year-old partner, and carried on what was described as a “normal conversation” for nearly an hour. The wife? Still in the trunk. Lynn’s partner told police she went to lie down, but soon emerged from her room after hearing a strange noise. The noise was the sound of Michael stabbing his mother to death.…
Continue ReadingMiddle School Math Teacher Accused Of Having Sex With Two Female Students
January 6, 2011 at 5:00 am by Jaded
Winston-Salem, NC – Mark Mercer, a 23-year-old math teacher and girl’s volleyball coach at Jefferson Middle School, was charged Tuesday with multiple counts of statutory rape and other offenses after being accused of having sex with two 14-year-old female students. According to authorities, the alleged incidents occurred off campus between October 1 and December 28. The investigation began when a parent of one of the girls discovered nearly 1,000 text messages between Mercer and the teen. Said parent could see the number of texts between the two, but could not read them. A few days later, another parent stepped forward with similar accusations against Mercer. At that point, police had enough evidence against Mercer to make an arrest. David Freedman, Mercer’s attorney, said Mercer turned himself in, consented to a search of his home and submitted a DNA sample. ”He was very cooperative with authorities,” Freedman said. Mercer is now facing 13 counts of first-degree statutory rape, eight counts of felony sex offense with a student and eight counts of taking indecent liberties.…
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