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Man, 93, Charged With Killing Wife, 95, In Murder-Attempted Suicide
January 24, 2013 at 6:15 pm by Jaded
Kansas City, MO — Prosecutors have charged a 93-year-old man with second-degree murder in the death of his 95-year-old wife in what investigators are calling a homicide and attempted suicide.
“Yes, I killed her and then killed myself,” Harry Irwin reportedly asked paramedics. “Why am I awake?”
According to police, the couple’s daughter arrived at the home Wednesday morning and found the bloodied Mrs. in the bedroom, and a bloody and unconscious Harry sitting in his recliner with self-inflicted stab wounds to the chest.
Harry later told police that his wife Grace had been arguing and screaming all night and he just couldn’t take it anymore, so he finally just “did her in.” He said he tried to stab himself in the heart afterwards, but must have aimed too low and hit a rib instead.
Harry went on to say that he didn’t remember exactly how he killed her, he just knew that he did.
The couple’s daughter said Harry called her at about 6:30 that morning and requested that she come to the house at 9 a.m.…
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Lyons, OR — Does this guy look like the kind of douche that would punch a tiny dog in the face and toss it in the oven? Apparently.
Police in Lyons arrested 20-year-old Kevin Parrish earlier this week after doing just that.
Parrish was watching the 9-pound Chihuahua-Pinscher mix for his grandmother, who was out of state.
Parrish told police he had just heated up the oven to 350 and was preparing to make enchiladas, when the dog, Kudo, nipped at him.
Enraged, Parrish started punching the pint-sized pooch in the head and may even have strangled him a little.
Parrish then tossed the dog in the heated oven, police say, and was prepared to roast the little beast when he heard his brother enter the home.
Parrish’s brother and father rescued Kudo and rushed him to the vet, where was treated for cuts and bruises. He also had some singed fur, but is expected to fully recover.
Parrish’s father was the one to phone police, and is now caring for Kudo.…
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Sherman Oaks, CA — Not a lot to this one, but it’s been a good minute since we’ve seen any necrophilia up in here…
Alejandro Razo, a male nurse at Sherman Oaks Hospital, was taken into custody over the weekend after allegedly committing a sex act on a female corpse.
Officers responded to the hospital Sunday evening, where security guards had 61-year-old Razo in custody.
No details on what led hospital staff or security personnel to believe Razo had violated said corpse.
“The call indicated that a deceased patient had somehow been violated by an employee of the hospital,” said LAPD Lt. Andy Neiman.
“It’s a very sensitive case,” Neiman continued. “Because you’re dealing with somebody who is deceased, who’s a loved one of somebody, who really couldn’t even fight back, so it’s our job to fight back for them.”
Razo was arrested on a state health code violation, but was released on $20,000 bail while the investigation continues.
Interesting to note that necrophilia wasn’t even considered a crime in California until 2004. If convicted, Razo is looking at about three years behind bars.…
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St. Petersburg, FL — Yeah, you know this one is all about the mugshot, baby…
The handsome gent to the left, 58-year-old Willie Brown, was jailed Wednesday after police say he stabbed his roomie several times during an argument over a radio station.
According to police, Brown and his roommate, 72-year-old Abraham Shedrack, got into a verbal altercation after disagreeing about which radio station to listen to.
Investigators say the spat at the Palace Mobile Home Park quickly turned violent that evening, with Brown leaving at least 10 new holes in Shedrack’s body before it was over.
Why, yes, alcohol was a factor. Well, alcohol and whatever it is in the water supply out there that makes people ugly and batshit crazy.
Shedrack was taken to Bayfront Medical Center with life-threatening injuries, officials said.
Brown was booked in the Pinellas County Jail and is being held without bail. He has been charged with attempted first-degree murder.
While researching this story, I came across another link referring to a second stabbing in the same mobile home park… same night, damn near the same time.…
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Upper Darby, PA – An Upper Darby man is behind bars for allegedly luring a 12-year-old boy into his home and tickling the child’s feet. Among other weird stuff…
According to police, the boy was walking home from school Monday, when the alleged tickler, 63-year-old P. “Pat” Simon Jamrozik, told the boy to go inside the home he shared with his sister.
Once inside the home, Jamrozik reportedly demanded the boy remove his socks and shoes and lay on the couch. He then sprayed the boy’s feet with some sort of anti-fungal crap and started in with the rubbin’ and the tickling. This, police say, was done as Jamrozik massaged his own package.
After he’d had his fill of that nasty business, Jamrozik directed the boy to lay down on the kitchen table and lift his shirt so he could perform an ear, nose and throat exam.
“He started feeling the boy’s back, chest and stomach with his hand and used a stethoscope to listen to his heart,” reported Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood. ”Jamrozik refused to give the boy back his shoes unless he promised to come back with his friends to examine their bodies and would pay $20 or $30 each time they came.”
After spending nearly an hour in Jamrozik’s home, the boy was allowed to leave.…
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Palm Bay, FL – Police in Florida say a man bit off his girlfriend’s left thumb and spit it on the floor of his car after an argument earlier this week.
According to Palm Bay police spokeswoman Yvonne Martinez, hospital staff called police after the woman showed up for treatment Wednesday.
“The nurse advised (the victim) was treated for a severed left thumb, and that the woman continued to say “I can’t believe he bit my finger off,’” she said.
I have to wonder how many cuss words Ms. Martinez left out of the above statement. I’m guessing about fifteen…
The victim was gone by the time police arrived at the hospital, but they quickly located her and learned a confession had already been made.
Police say the woman’s on-again, off-again boyfriend, 35-year-old Ricardo Marquis Davis, admitted to biting the woman’s thumb clean off after the two argued.
“He was driving her to work, she works at a Taco Bell in Palm Bay,” Martinez said. “During the course of the drive down to work they got into a verbal argument, and she basically became upset.…
Continue ReadingWoman Accused Of Arranging Husband’s Painful “Attitude Adjustment”
January 19, 2013 at 3:04 am by Jaded
Mankato, MN — Ashley Stillwell, 24, was jailed after police say she asked a couple of thugs to beat the snot out of her husband with a baseball bat.
According to police, on January 8, Stillwell left the house after an argument with her husband over bills, later returning with two men dressed in dark, hooded sweatshirts and armed with aluminum baseball bats.
When the victim, Gary Stillwell, asked the men to kindly get the fuck out, they refused and began beating him.
The victim told deputies that he was kicked in the face and struck with a bat several times. During the assault, Mr. Stillwell said, he overheard his wife, who was holding one of their children, yell, “Not in front of my babies!”
Thugs must not hear so well – one of the children was able to confirm the attack.
After the assault, the husband found a car key on the floor and handed it over to authorities. Investigators determined the key belonged to a Jeep that had been abandoned near the Stillwell’s residence.…
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Juneau, WI — Patrons at Silk Exotic Juneau Gentleman’s Club were treated to quite a show this week, after a couple of strippers got into a knock-down, drag-out fight over a single dollar bill.
Deputies responded to the club at about 9:30 Thursday night for a call about a fight. Upon their arrival, they learned that two of the dancers, ages 19 and 23, had gotten into a cat fight on stage over a dollar bill.
Seems a patron had attempted to give the bill to one of the dancers, but the other had a shit fit because she felt that she had earned that dollar.
Police say both women fell to the floor, punching and slapping each other. Giggity? It has also been reported that hair was pulled. Which, in reality, deserves a fork to the neck.
The fight was eventually broken up by customers and other dancers. I say ‘eventually’ because you know they let that shit roll for a minute.
Neither of the women required immediate medical attention, though one of them is preggers, and both were cited for disorderly conduct, which carries a $250 fine.…
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Shelby County, AL — Not a lot to this story, but I’m a sucker for a bizarre mugshot – this one definitely ranks in my top 20.
This here is 41-year-old Barry Scott Vick. Yes, 41… I didn’t stutter. This is what good, clean living gets ya.
Anyway, he’s currently being held on charges of domestic violence after allegedly slashing a younger relative with a razor blade.
According to police, there was some sort of altercation (duh) between Vick and Joshua Henderson, 30. No word on what the two were arguing about, but I’m guessing Henderson was trip-trapping the fuck out of Vick’s bridge. Or something.
At some point during that altercation, Vick apparently pulled a blade and got all slashy, cutting Henderson’s chest.
Both men were treated and the scene and transported to a local hospital for further treatment. Henderson was released from the hospital and is recovering at home.
Vick is being held without bond at the Shelby County Jail.
Oh, hey, guess what! We have a Bizarre Mugshot Photo thread in the forums!…
Continue ReadingMan Caught Ogling Boys At Swim Meet Tells Police Justin Bieber Brain-Wave Message Led Him There
January 14, 2013 at 2:13 am by Jaded
Riverside, IL — My, my… another repeat offender on the Dreamin’ Demon this morning.
Meet Lawrence Adamczyk – he made his first appearance here at the D’D in June of 2011, when he was accused of exposing himself and groping men at the X-Sport Fitness Club in St. Charles.
Larry (not even gonna try and type dude’s last name more than once… it’s like a tongue twister for my fingers) was apparently found guilty in that case, as a recent update mentions he was paroled in December of 2012 and was being monitored electronically. The same update also points out that Larry had previous arrests dating back to 2005, all similar and sexual in nature. But for whatever reason, he was not required to register as a sex offender.
Larry was confronted by security personnel at Riverside Brookfield High School Saturday morning while wandering about in a hallway that was closed and off-limits because of a boys’ swim meet, police said. The police were called and responding officers found Larry sitting on the bleachers, watching the competition.…
Continue ReadingJackie “I Don’t Shoot No Kids” Nanney Charged With Child Abuse. Again.
January 14, 2013 at 2:12 am by Jaded
Mount Holly, NC — Let’s take a stroll down memory lane, shall we?
Some of you may remember Jackie Nanney – he and his then girlfriend were featured here in 2009 after being accused of taking pot shots at the girlfriend’s kiddos with a BB gun. Not for any particular reason, really, but apparently just to be douches.
That story was pretty much buried until yesterday. Leave it to a retard to drag a years old story back out into the open. Seriously, people, sleeping dogs and all that shit…
Anyway, seems Mr. Nanney is back in the news. Guess why he’s being featured again. Go ahead, we’ll wait.
If you guessed c) child abuse, you’d be correct! Here’s your virtual gold star.
Nanney, 27, was taken into custody last week after police officers and Department of Social Services workers visited the home he shares with his wife to conduct a welfare check on the four children living there.
During the visit, police said, they found two children with injuries believed to be from abuse.…
Continue ReadingWoman Charged After Cutting Boyfriend, Injuring K-9 Officer With Cat
January 14, 2013 at 2:11 am by Jaded
Orlando, FL — I’m a little late with this one, but Night Train, ya know….
Lisa Frink, 45, is facing multiple charges after allegedly poking a couple new holes in her live-in boyfriend because he refused to hand over his food stamp card. That isn’t exactly why I chose to feature her, though – the decision was made when I learned she attempted to resist her impending arrest by throwing a cat at a K-9 officer.
No, animal cruelty isn’t funny. Yes, using a cat as a weapon is. Because they’re evil.
Frink, off of her meds, apparently flipped her shit at the boyfriend’s refusal, armed herself with a couple of kitchen knives and started slashing. The man was left with deep lacerations on the face and neck.
Frink fled after the alleged attack, but police were able to track her to a nearby shed. When she refused to come out with her hands up, a couple of K-9 officers were sent in to retrieve her.
The arrival of the critters did nothing on the cooperation front, so one of the dogs, Bolt, was ordered to bite.…
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Chandler, AZ — A sexually frustrated woman was taken into custody Sunday after allegedly threatening to kill her husband because he wouldn’t give her any nookie.
Gloria Pratt, 53, reportedly called police to complain that she and her husband of two years were no longer having sex and she was upset, dammit.
When police arrived at the home that evening, they met with an allegedly intoxicated Pratt, who repeated the complaint. I’m guessing she didn’t explain the reasoning behind the man’s refusal to give her dick.
It was quite apparent that a crime had not been committed by either party, so the officers wished the couple good luck and left the home.
About a minute later, the responding officers glanced at the couple’s living room window and witnessed Pratt screaming “do something!” at her husband as he reclined on the couch.
According to police, Pratt then yelled, “I’m going to kill you!” before walking off to the kitchen. You know, where the pointy and poisony shit is stored….
The officers then had reason to arrest Pratt – they knocked on the couple’s door and detained her.…
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Portland, OR — There is certainly no shortage of domestic assault stories here at the Dreamin’ Demon, and while domestic violence is no laughing matter, the “weapons” some of the alleged abusers use make me giggle. A little.
Caleb “Damn, he’d be really fucking hot if he lost some of that excess hair” Grotberg, 32, was recently booked on a laundry list of charges after allegedly strangling his girlfriend with his dreadlocks.
Police were called to the couple’s home early Monday morning, where they learned from the girlfriend that Grotberg had assaulted her and attempted to strangle her with his hair after the two argued.
Grotberg was not at the scene when officers arrived, but was quickly picked up after the victim described his ‘do.
He’s now behind bars, facing domestic violence-related charges that include kidnapping, attempted assault, assault, menacing and strangulation.
The woman was taken to a Portland hospital for treatment to numerous injuries, none of which were considered life-threatening.
Speaking of weird-ass things people use to abuse their significant other – just to name a few – we have a change jar, a pet python, prosthetic leg, key lime pie, and my favorite….…
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Miami, FL – According to police, an unidentified homeowner heard his dog making a racket at about 5:00 Wednesday morning. He walked outside to find a naked man choking the shit out of his Rottweiler on his front porch.
That nekkid man was later identified as 20-year-old Jeffery Delice.
The homeowner confronted Delice and attempted to free his dog. At that point, police say, Delice attacked, biting and choking the homeowner.
Fearing for his life, the homeowner fired his gun twice, hitting the nekkid intruder once. In the foot.
When that failed to keep the crazed man down, the homeowner shot again. Unfortunately, the gun jammed. He did, however, manage to pin the crazy nekkid dude down while family members called for help.
When police arrived, the hungry little fucker tried to bite them, too.
Delice was transported to the hospital for the gunshot wound and is expected to make a full recovery. No word on whether drugs or alcohol were involved. *coughbathsaltscough*
He’s been charged with, among other things, assault, resisting arrest with violence, lewd and lascivious behavior and animal cruelty.…
Continue ReadingMan Celebrates The End Of 2012 By Punching Random Woman, Getting Nekkid
January 3, 2013 at 6:19 am by Jaded
Stock Island, FL — Yes, Demonites, another story out of Florida. Three in one morning. Must be a record or something….
Meet Deni Noa. He reportedly celebrated the New Year by punching some random female driver in the eye (one of Morbid’s sick fantasies), getting nekkid, and fighting with police.
Yep, according to police, Noa approached a vehicle stopped at a red light, reached inside the window, and popped the female behind the wheel before disappearing into the night. Presumably while cackling maniacally and drooling. Maybe even skipping….
As an officer was taking the woman’s statement, he heard a report over the radio about a man lying on a roadway nearby.
The officer responding to that call reported seeing a man laying on the street all nekkid and stuff. He also reported seeing two other men at the scene… they were apparently struggling with the nekkid guy and trying to stuff him in the trunk of their car.
Turns out the two other men on the scene were Noa’s brothers. Know why they were trying to stuff Noa in the trunk?…
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Marion County, FL — Florida police are on the lookout for a man accused of injuring and brutally raping a miniature horse.
Abby Conder, the owner of said horse, said her world class minis have been under attack since May.
“She had been severely brutalized,” Conder said of one of her horses. “She had been raped both by a man and by several objects. She was so hematomed on the back and so bloody, that she looked like they put her whole bottom through a garbage disposal.”
The horse fucker apparently left his DNA behind… but without a suspect, that means squat.
Conder first purchased a dog to protect the horses, only to have the poor thing beaten to death. She and her husband then invested in a surveillance camera and live internet feed. They got their first look at him on Saturday.
“He inspected the horses that were on the left first to see what horses were in stalls,” Conder said. ”They are tied to the corner to the fence, where they have been abused and been tortured.…
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Vero Beach, FL – Robert Briley, 44, was arrested on an assault charge back in December, after allegedly swinging a bat at his friend because dude refused to partake in a threesome with Briley and his wife.
Well, kinda….
According to the unidentified prude friend, Briley had been drinking quite heavily the day before the alleged incident, and repeatedly requested the friend get naughty with him and his wife. Briley apparently wanted the friend to be the recipient of a blowjob, courtesy of the wife, before the act of three-way copulation commenced.
The 37-year-old friend told police he kept saying no, but Briley kept at it. Eventually, the friend caved and agreed to take Mrs. Briley into his room. Alone. (Someone apparently doesn’t get the whole ménage à trois thing, eh)?
Anyway, that’s about the time Briley started swingin’ his big ol’ bat around. Heh…giggity.
Fortunately for the friend, neither Briley nor his bat managed make contact - no injuries were reported.
The friend managed to escape the home unscathed, but later told police he was still a little skeer’d of Briley because in addition to the bat, Briley had guns in the residence.…
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Manatee County, FL — A 50-year-old Florida woman is facing battery charges after police allege she roughed up her 32-year-old boyfriend because the bastard blew his load and failed to finish her off during a mutual oral sex session.
Ahhh, Florida… you never fail to disappoint.
According to the police report, Jennie Scott and her long-term on again-off again boyfriend, Jilberto Deleon, were sixty-nining late Thursday evening, when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” This, of course, led to a stabbing an argument.
At some point during the argument, witnesses say, Scott turned violent, punching and scratching Deleon.
Witnesses claim Scott armed herself with a stick and began beating Deleon. Fortunately for him, he was able to disarm her and hand the stick off to one of the witnesses before he lost an eye or something.
Undeterred, Scott reportedly picked up a nearby wrench and threatened to brain Deleon, but was grabbed from behind and disarmed once again.
Scott later told police that not only was she angry about Deleon’s apparent lack of oral skills, she was also pissed because she had heard him having sex with another woman on the phone earlier that day.…
Continue ReadingMan Accused Of Intentionally Suffocating Girlfriend After Car Wreck
December 28, 2012 at 12:49 am by Jaded
Manheim, PA – A Pennsylvania man is accused of intentionally suffocating his girlfriend by sitting on her head after injuring her in a high-speed car crash earlier this month.
For several weeks before her death, police say 17-year-old Samantha Heller told friends and family she was pregnant, hinting that the child did not belong to her longtime on again-off again boyfriend, 19-year-old Benjamin Klinger.
Klinger, reportedly a jealous, controlling bastard, apparently got wind of the rumor and set his bizarro plan in motion.
Police believe Klinger intentionally hit a highway guardrail at a speed of more than 100 mph in an attempt to off the girl. When that failed to kill her, he sat on her head.
According to a truck driver who happened upon the crash in the early morning hours of December 4, he heard Heller screaming, and was told by 911 operators not to move the crash victims. When police arrived, Klinger was reportedly sitting on top of Heller’s head and torso.
“Klinger was observed by the officers to be what appeared as ‘slipping in and out of consciousness,’” police wrote.…
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