Investigation: Teenager Beats Puppy To Death With A Shovel In Front Of Owner

April 27, 2011 at 3:41 am by kniption  

Trenton, NJ — The dog pictured is a Maltese/Yorkie mix puppy. As is well known, Maltese/Yorkies were originally bred by the warriors of Sparta for their utter depravity and blood lust. Particularly vicious when young, the puppies were used later as guard dogs in the concentration camps of Nazi Germany and Bosnia-Herzegovina. It is said that they can smell both blood and fear.

Knowing this animal to be the satan-incarnate that it is makes more understandable the allegations that Tiraya Green’s teenage neighbor beat her Maltese/Yorkie mix puppy to death.

According to Green, 9-month old “Thunda,” a Maltese/Yorkie mix like that shown, got away from her on his leash and ran toward a teenage neighbor boy while walking home a couple weekends ago.

“He ran away and up to the neighbor,” said Green. “I yelled before the dog got to the neighbor, but the puppy was just playing.”

It was at that point, according to Green, that the teenager summoned the courage of greek gods to beat the Maltese/Yorkie devil-spawn to death with a shovel.…

Man Locks Girlfriend In Dog Kennel “‘Cause That’s Where The Bitches Belong”

April 27, 2011 at 3:16 am by kniption  

St. Paul, MN — The jury that convicted Luke Brandon Scott, 29, on two counts of assault, making terroristic threats and false imprisonment decided Tuesday that there were aggravating factors involved in the crimes.

The charges for which Scott was found guilty resulted from his mistreatment of Caitlin Hodges the night of Sept. 26 and early Sept. 27. He was charged with two counts of kidnapping but was found not guilty of those charges.

Luke Brandon Scott, 29, offered no visible reaction as the convictions were read.

During closing arguments, prosecuting attorney Janice Barker said Hodges told Scott she no longer wanted to be intimate with him. Scott got angry and refused to let her leave his house, Barker said.

Hodges testified at trial that Scott smashed her teeth with a wine bottle, beat her, pointed a pellet gun at her head, threatened her with a knife and locked her in a dog kennel. Barker also described how Scott made her mop up spilled beer with her hair, dragged her by the hair, wrapped his arm around her throat, kicked her, hit her with a riding crop, and threw his own dog against a refrigerator.…

Middle Schooler Admits Stealing Stepfather’s Pot And Trading It For Candy

April 25, 2011 at 3:01 am by kniption  

New Castle, PA — Police have accused a 12-year-old boy of trading marijuana for candy outside his school. According to police, classmates became aware of the transactions last Tuesday and alerted a teacher at the George Washington Intermediate School. The teacher then alerted administrators.

Police reports say the young entrepreneur told his principal he took the marijuana from his stepfather’s freezer. The stepfather has been identified as Michael Quinn Jr.

The boy reportedly elaborated saying that he has, on several occassions, exchanged drugs with a 20-year-old man for candy and other items. “He said he would trade the drugs for candy, and he did this several times…” said New Castle Police Chief Tom Sansone. When those exchanges happened and the identity of the 20-year-old man has not yet been reported.

When the New Castle Narcotics Bureau and the Lawrence County Drug Task Force searched the stepfather’s apartment, they found six bags of marijuana in a freezer and a digital scale.

Quinn faces drug charges of possession with the intent to deliver and possession of a controlled substance.…

Men In Drag Wanted For Daring Truck Stop Theft

April 25, 2011 at 2:58 am by kniption  

Fort Mill, SC — Surveillance video of two men dressed in women’s clothing who stole from a truck stop last week has been released by South Carolina police.  Love’s Truck Stop in Fort Mill was the scene of this cunning crime.

An employee told police that one of the men distracted him by making a purchase using a credit card that wouldn’t process.  While distracted, a second man was reportedly spiriting away vehicle electronics.  Police said that before this daring ruse was over, the second man would walk out of the truck stop with a GPS unit and a combination television/DVD player.

Police are asking the public’s help in their apprehension.

While the employee blamed the distraction on credit card processing, it is understandable if he was unable to resist the mesmorizing beauty and fetching glances from these enchantresses.  The employee provided detailed descriptions of the two men to police.

The first man was wearing a delightful teal and white dress – the white top being almost diaphanous in texture and the dress portion flowing in a nod to the spring weather of the Carolinas.…

Firefighter Pleads Guilty to Sexual Assault, Indecent Exposure

April 23, 2011 at 3:36 am by kniption  

Longmont, CO — Jesse Paul Hodgson, 37, a Colorado firefighter, pleaded guilty this week to one count of felonious attempted sexual assault and misdemeanor counts of unlawful sexual contact and indecent exposure. These charges are related to his arrest for exposing himself to a teenage girl.

Prior to his dismissal, Hodgson was the spokesman for Mountain View Fire Protection District which is based in the Longmont, Colorado area.

The release states police began investigating Hodgson based on a report filed in September 2010 by an adult female relative. That relative alleged that Hodgson attacked her in his home on Memorial Day 2010 when she was “extremely intoxicated.” The woman alleged previous instances of Hodgson requesting she watch him “pee in his diaper,” groping of her breasts and genitals and his requesting she watch him masturbate. According to her statement to police, she requested that he stop his behavior but her requests were ignored. The report filed alleged that, after the Memorial Day party at his home, Hodgson drove the woman and her children home and subsequently sexually assaulted her in her kitchen.…

Man Writes Robbery Note On Department Of Corrections Paperwork Showing His Name

April 23, 2011 at 3:20 am by kniption  

Dover, DE — Brian Manlove, 36, was charged Wednesday with robbery, terroristic threatening, disorderly conduct and trespassing.

The charges resulted from Manlove entering a 7-Eleven and handing the clerk a note which said “This is a robbery.” The clerk handed the man packs of cigarettes. A brief argument started when the clerk refused to return the robbery note. Manlove reportedly gave up and fled.

It turns out that Manlove’s note was written on the back of paperwork issued by the state Delaware Department of Corrections with Bruce Manlove’s name written on it, police said.

Police said that when officers responding to the call stopped the suspect a few blocks away, he was carrying 17 packs of Newport cigarettes.

“There are times when defendants make our jobs very easy, and this was one of those times,” said Capt. Tim Stump, Dover Police spokesman.

Manlove had been released from DOC custody on April 11. He is currrently being held in the Vaughn Correctional Center after failing to post $6,500 bail.…

Cops: Man Shoots Teen After She Refuses To Give Him Her Last Cigarette

April 22, 2011 at 5:00 am by kniption  

Pittsburgh, PA — Pittsburgh police arrested Lamarr Stephen Marshall, 32, after he shot a 16-year-old girl, identified in a criminal complaint as Lakeisha Lane, because she would not give him her last cigarette.

Lt. Dan Herrmann said Marshall approached the girl at a residence and asked for a cigarette. Lakeisha told police that when she told Marshall no, he pulled out a gun and shot her once in the leg. He then fled.

The girl’s injuries are not considered life-threatening. Police said she is in stable condition at a local hospital.

Marshall was arrested after the shooting and charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault and illegal possession of a weapon because of his being a convicted felon. He is currently being held in the Allegheny County Jail.

Selfish bitch.

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Iowa Insurance Agent Arrested After Brutally Assaulting Boss

April 22, 2011 at 3:13 am by kniption  

Sioux City, IA — Joseph David Sauce, 41, was arrested Friday by the Woodbury County Sheriff’s Office. He was charged with willful injury, a class C felony; false imprisonment, a serious misdemeanor; and third-degree harassment, a simple misdemeanor. That is a fancy way of saying that he kicked the living shit out of his boss.

According to the criminal complaint, Sauce’s boss, Doug Inlay, had planned to fire Sauce from Agency One, an insurance agency at which they both worked. The dismissal was reportedly because Sauce came to work late, smelling of alcohol, and made unflattering comments about Inlay’s wife – all generally regarded as poor employee behavior.

According to the complaint, though, two days before the planned dismissal, Sauce came to the agency, told the secretary to leave, and commenced a beating of biblical proportions.

Sauce allegedly began it all by striking Inlay in the back of the head while Inlay sat at his desk. The complaint says that when Inlay fell to the floor, Sauce kicked him repeatedly in the face and told him, “You guys think you can get rid of me.”

The assault moved from office to office with Sauce allegedly dragging Inlay by the tie for some of it.…

Police: Intoxicated, Underwear-Clad Man Arrested At Boys & Girls Club

April 22, 2011 at 2:49 am by kniption  

Casper, WY — Michael Devin Condelario, 25, is facing misdemeanor drug charges after police say he walked into a Boys & Girls Club wearing only his underwear Monday morning and began verbally berating employees.

An employee at the facility told police after Condelario walked inside wearing only underwear and asked if he was supposed to be there, he began yelling and swearing at employees. He then left and tried to board a school bus in the parking lot.

When responding officers approached, he reportedly asked if they “were there to end him.” In his apparent continuing bid to increase his street cred, Condelario also asked if they were “going to shoot or stab him,” the arrest affidavit said.

Officers asked him what drugs he had consumed. Condelario reportedly responded, “Weed, shrooms, Ecstasy, acid and alcohol.”

Condelario appeared in court Tuesday, where prosecutors charged him with use of a controlled substance, public intoxication and disturbing the peace. He pleaded not guilty to the charges. Bond was set at $500. If convicted on the charges, Condelario faces a maximum of six months behind bars.…

Police: Chandler Man Arrested While Masturbating In Front Of Liberty Tax Waver

April 22, 2011 at 2:20 am by kniption  

Tempe, AZ — Kevin Robert Theriault, 42, faces three charges of public sexual indecency and three charges of indecent exposure after he was apprehended masturbating in front of a woman wearing a Statue of Liberty costume.

The victim, an employee of Liberty Tax Service, is one of the costumed legion of Lady Liberties often seen on street corners waving enthusiastically to passers-by. Tempe police said that last Thursday, the woman reported that Theriault “waved back,” in a manner of speaking.

According to police, the victim was working on a regularly assigned street corner when Theriault struck. When filing the police report, she said that the same man had masturbated in front of her a total of three different times in past weeks. She had not reported these occurrances.

Police reportedly analyzed past cases and actually determined in advance that Theriault might be their perpetrator. Now, there’s a legacy for you.

Police also expected that the man might return on April 18 – Tax Day. Police set up surveillance at the same street corner where the woman would be working.…

Police: Drunk Man Drives Through Crime Scene Tape, Pants Unzipped And Porn Mags Open

April 21, 2011 at 4:27 am by kniption  

Portland, OR – Tragedy struck when a teen was shot outside the Lloyd Center Mall in Northeast Portland Monday. Shiloh Hampton, 14, was shot in the head and stomach and died Wednesday as a result.

“Someone fired numerous rounds at the entire group. Shiloh was struck by the gunfire while the rest of the group fled from the area,” said Lt. Kelli Sheffer with the Portland Police. “None of the persons with Shiloh remained to talk with police.”

Police said that they think the shooters may have escaped in a white Mercedes. The perpetrators are still at large and police are hoping to receive help from the public to identify the shooter.

Wait… then who is the happy looking dude in the picture? Isn’t he the shooter? No, kids. Sadly, he is not.

The person pictured is Kevin Signalness, also of Portland. You see… according to Portland police, while they were securing the Lloyd Center Mall crime scene, Signalness drove through their crime scene tape in a stolen car. When police approached the vehicle, they reportedly found Signalness to be intoxicated.…

Portland Postman Poops On Postal Patron’s Property

April 20, 2011 at 11:22 am by kniption  

PORTLAND, OR — Last Wednesday morning, Don Derfler was waiting for the mailman. According to Derfler, when he saw him out his front window,  “He started pulling his pants down and started defecating,” Derfler said. “At that point I grabbed my camera and started to take pictures.” The series of photos that resulted show the dirty deed.

Officials with the postal service were quick to offer an apology. “We’re taking this very seriously, and I really want to apologize to our customers and to the public at large,” said U.S. Postal Service employee Ron Anderson. “For the years I’ve worked for the postal service, I’ve never heard of an incident like this, and I hope I never do again.”

Derfler said his wife did not believe him when he told her. He showed her the pictures to prove his point. Oh, joy.

Derfler was quoted as saying “We trust people like the postal service and the meter readers to come on our property but to defecate on it is just wrong.”

Postal inspectors arrived later in the day to clean up.…

Iowa Woman Charged With Pimping, Again

April 19, 2011 at 10:07 am by kniption  

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - Mary J. Doolin,61, was arrested after police went to her home seeking her daughter, Debra Voshell, on a warrant for prostitution.  According to police Sgt. Cristy Hamblin they found Cheryl A. Everts at the home “participating in prostitution.”

“Through their investigation, (officers) found that Doolin was the person in charge and Everts was the prostitute,” according to Hamblin. Everts, 45, was arrested and charged with prostitution. Voshell, 28, was arrested on the outstanding warrant.  Doolin was charged with pimping.

This is nothing new.  Doolin was charged with pimping and Voshell with pandering after a February 2008 incident in Coralville in which Doolin arranged for Voshell to meet an undercover officer.  Doolin pleaded guilty to that charge and to another pimping charge stemming from an April 2008 incident in which she allowed her home to be used for prostitution.

Voshell also pleaded guilty to prostitution after a September 2009 incident in Johnson County.  This resulted in the warrant that brought police to the home last week. Everts was released from jail after an initial court appearance.…

High School Baseball Players Charged After Sacrificing Baby Chicks To End Losing Streak

April 18, 2011 at 9:58 am by kniption  

BENBROOK, Texas –Two baseball players at Western Hills High School are being charged with cruelty to livestock animals after being accused of killing baby chickens as part of a superstitious sacrifice.

According to reports, a baby chick was found decapitated in March behind the school’s baseball fields. Another chicken was also found decapitated the following day. Police said superstition about a slump in baseball performance could have played a part.

Western Hills High School baseball coach Bobby McIntire said that “baseball is very superstitious” and that the players possibly got the idea from sports movies. In the movies “Bull Durham” and “Major League,” chicken sacrifices are used to help break players out of slumps.

Benbrook police Sgt. John Van Ness says that the charges are a felony punishable by 180 days to two years in jail and can include a fine up to $10,000. Police say the two students are cooperating in the investigation.

The two players, ages 15 and 16, were kicked off the team for the rest of the season.…

Husband And Wife Charged With Child Sex Abuse, Husband Found Dead

April 18, 2011 at 9:17 am by kniption  

Hershey, NE – The wife of a Sutherland Youth Minister was arrested and charged with cruelty towards a child for her alleged participation in her husbands alleged crimes. Police say Deanna Fischer, Daniel Fisher’s 38-year-old wife, not only had knowledge of her husband’s sexual assaults of children, but reportedly witnessed and photographed them.

Daniel Fischer, 43, was charged with nine counts of first-degree sexual assault of a child on April 1. Fischer bonded out April 4 after posting 10 percent of $500,000.

Investigator Chuck Nichols’ arrest affidavit indicated that there are currently five known victims between the ages of seven and 15. According to Nichols, Fischer would hire the alleged victims to help him irrigate corn in the summers. He would then shower the kids with money, dinners, and gifts. He would somehow find time to be alone with them, either at his residence or in a corn field, and sexually assault them with penile or digital penetration.

Also according to Nichols’ affidavit, Deanna Fischer’s complicity in the assaults was illustrated by interviews with two victims of an alleged May 22, 2010 rape at the Fischer residence.…

Detailed Journal Of Abuse Advocated On ‘Law & Order: SVU’ Leads To Arrest

April 16, 2011 at 5:09 am by kniption  

EVANSVILLE, IN — Police say a girl’s detailed journal entries describing seven months of abuse have led to the arrest of  Charles Popp, 32, on allegations of sexual assault.

According to the probabale cause affadavit, the girl decided to keep the journal after she watched an episode of “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” in which a victim on the show was told to do  the same thing.

“She stated that she did it hoping to one day be able to tell,” said Detective Nathan Schroer.

The teen apparently babysat for Popp’s fiancee. She later told police that she tried to tell both her mother and  Popp’s fiancee about the alleged assaults, but she ‘didn’t think they believed her.’ The fiancee continued to  have her over to baby sit.

Police say the teen approached a detective at the Evansville Police Department Monday and said she had been repeatedly sexually assaulted by a man she used to babysit for. During an interview, the teen stated that the abuse started in December 2009, when she was 14. At that time, she said Popp allegedly tried to fondle her underneath her clothing after she fell asleep on his couch.…

Police: Dad, Husband Of Prosecutor, Chokes Ref At Eighth Grade Basketball Game

April 16, 2011 at 4:30 am by kniption  

MADISON, Ind. — Robert Hensley, 41, is accused of choking a referee at his daughter’s eighth grade AAU basketball game. Hensley, who now faces a battery charge, is the father of a player. His wife, the girl’s mother, is the Switzerland County prosecutor.

Madison County’s eighth-grade girl’s club team squared off in a game against Switzerland County’s team at E.O. Muncie Elementary School Tuesday night.

Police said the incident occurred after a referee made foul calls on two girls playing on the opposing Madison and Switzerland County’s team. Hensley and another parent reportedly left the stands and stepped onto the court to argue the call. When the referee tried to remove the pair from the court, police say Hensley put the referee in a chokehold and said, “Don’t yell at my daughter. Don’t call a foul on my daughter.”

“I went down to one knee and people had me and they were trying to chop his arm, but every time they hit his arm, his grip was getting tighter and tighter,” Coach Michael Cosby said.…

Pennsylvania Man Pleads Guilty To Murder Of Teen, Sex With Corpse

April 15, 2011 at 3:55 am by kniption  

Sheraden, PA — Tushon Brown, the registered sex offender accused of fatally stabbing 14-year-old Lauren Deis last year, will spend the rest of his life in prison under a plea deal reached Thursday. Brown, 35, pleaded guilty to second-degree murder and abuse of a corpse in exchange for a sentence of life in prison with no chance of parole.

Deis’ mother, Lisa Deis, cried as she read a statement to Brown during the hearing.  “My daughter was just 14 when you stole her life away,” Lisa Deis said. “You had the nerve to tell detectives lies about my daughter. My daughter’s mistake was to trust you.”

Lisa Deis recounted a letter left by Brown’s daughter at Lauren Deis’ memorial.

“I love you Lauren. We’re so ashamed and embarrassed of our father. But don’t worry, you’re an angel now and he’ll never be able to get out,” Lisa Deis quoted from the letter.

Brown stared straight ahead for most of the hearing.  ”I apologize to the family of Lauren and her friends.…

Transgendered Woman Pleads Guilty To Indecent Exposure, Arson, Possessing Bombs

April 15, 2011 at 3:09 am by kniption  

PAYETTE, Idaho — The transgender woman accused of planting fake bombs around her Payette home and running naked down the street has been found guilty of indecent exposure, arson and unlawful possession of a destructive device.

Catherine Carlson was arrested after a string of crimes in Payette last summer.

Police say she left a propane tank and several pipe bombs around her trailer home before lighting the trailer on fire. Officials say Carlson also drove to a storage unit and set fire to her car before running naked down Highway 95. AAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!  Sorry.

Investigators say that her actions were because of a disagreement with police over her gender. Carlson was reportedly upset police included her former male name on a traffic citation back in 2007.

He will be sentenced in June. Did you catch that Catherine?  I said “he.”…

Police: Oklahoma Woman Mutilated Family Cat To Make Outfit For Lady Gaga Concert

April 14, 2011 at 9:16 am by kniption  

OKLAHOMA CITY – Charges of animal cruelty have been filed against 20-year-old Angelina Barnes in the Oklahoma County district court after authorities say she mutilated the 15-year-old family cat.

Barnes’ relative arrived at their Oklahoma City home in March to total darkness.  ”There were things done to the house like covering light switches with duct tape so she wouldn’t be able to turn on the light,” OKC MSgt. Gary Knight said.

Barnes was found in an outfit she planned to wear to the Lady Gaga concert; a long rain coat and streaks of what turned out to be cat blood on her face, according to the court affidavit.

Barnes’ relative “became very afraid that the suspect was going to try to do harm to her,” MSgt. Knight said. The police officer reported Barnes asked her step-aunt for help and was taken to a hospital. There, she “pulled a jagged piece of glass from her purse and said she was going to hurt the male intake nurse,” the officer reported.

Back at the scene, investigators found purple hair dye and blood all over the bathroom along with the dead cat.…