Wayne Atkinson Played “Bad Cop” with a 9 Year Old

Wayne Atkinson, pedophile

SC – Many of us have worked a job sometime in our lives that required a uniform. Most people are happy to get rid of that useless uniform once they have left that job. I know I could not wait to get rid of the giant green smock I wore when I worked briefly at a 7-11 during my college years. I mean, what could I do with it? A 20 year old girl wasn’t going to score some hot beefcake action with that smock on. But then, had I had a uniform like Wayne Atkinson, 51, a former Lee County Sheriff’s Deputy, things may have been a little different. It seems Wayne did a little thinking ahead himself. He kept his uniform. He is accused of using it to intimidate a 9 year old girl in to performing oral sex on him. Oh, and to complete the illusion, he held a gun to her head while she did it. Read more

Tammy Hawkins Was One Hungry Bitch

Tammy Hawkins and son, Keith Hawkins

Lake Station, IN – Apparently, when Tammy Hawkins (myspaceMySpace) gets a pizza craving, she’ll do anything to get what she wants. This includes seriously injuring a young delivery driver. Tammy, her son Keith Hawkins, 18 (myspace) and her current boy toy Joseph Veld, 30 (no myspace – probably can’t use a computer due to lack of opposable thumbs) were sitting around one SaturdaySaturday reviews night when Mommy dearest devised a brilliant plan. Read more

Shane Nickerson, Good Boyfriend, Bad Babysitter

Spokane, WA – Meet Shane Nickerson. He’s a good looking guy with aspirations to be a song writer and rap artist. According to his myspaceMySpace, he wants to change everyone’s life with his music. Well, at 20 he has achieved that goal for at least one person in the world – but not with his music, and not in a good way. You see, our boy ShaneShane reviews here is an alleged baby raper. Read more

Helen Prince, Worthless Incubator of the Day

QUEENSBURY, N.Y – Though Helen Prince may have given birth to a little blond haired blue eyed beauty, calling her a mother would be an insult to women everywhere who actually care for their children.

This past weekend her 3 year old daughter was observed leaving an empty motel room dressed only in a diaper and wandering across a busy road. When summoned by a concerned passerby, police expected nothing more than to have to deal with a neglectful parent. What they found out when they got there shocked them. Read more

Logan Dyjak Welcomed His Grandma Home

Judith Bauer, Logan Dyjak

BELLEVILLE, IL – After neighbors had tried several times to contact 66 year old Judith Bauer and were unsuccessful, they decided to go over and check on her in person. You see, people had plenty of reason to be concerned about Ms. Bauer. She had just returned earlier that evening from a week long stay in the hospital after having suffered a stroke.

What they found when they got there was the bloody body of Ms. Bauer on the second level of her house. She had been stabbed in the neck and strangled. Read more

Christopher Taylor Gave His Girlfriend the Shocker

Grand Junction, CO – Christopher Morgan Taylor is a charmer. He’s got the skills to get his lady in the mood for some good old fashioned lovin’. You see, after an evening of heavy petting on the couch, he has the secret to taking it to the next level.

A stun gun.

You read right. A stun gun. What woman could resist? I mean, not exactly the kind of battery operated device I had in mind when I think of a sex toy, but I doubt I could resist…for very long anyway. Read more

Gina Loftis is a Gracious Hostess

Anderson, SC – It seems to me that today’s prisons are becoming more and more like extended summer camps funded by the taxpayers. I know, you lose your freedom, but you get a roof over your head, 3 squares a day, some recreation time, and TV among other things. And hey, if you are lucky enough to be jailed in Anderson County, SC you may even get a little nookie from a halfway decent looking redhead! No, our Imp has NOT accepted a job in the Anderson County Detention Center, so you may want to hold off on those plans of robbing liquor stores. Read more

Erin Howard Did Not Learn Her Lesson

Corry, PA - This past June 14th was Erin Howard’s birthday. She chose to celebrate her special day the Wal-mart grade celebutante way…with some Seagrams and root beer and a bowl full of pot. Ah, good times! At least until Howard decided to top the night off with some good old drunk driving – with her 6 year old son in the car – who wasn’t wearing a seatbelt. I’m betting you can guess what happened next. Read more

Ezekial Holley Doesn’t Like His Sister Being Abused

GREENHILLS, OH – Since the beginning of time, people have had a love hate relationship with their siblings. Ezekial Holley is no different. Well, maybe a just a little. When Holley found out that his sister had been beaten up by her boyfriend, he showed his concern…by killing a dog. Her abuser’s dog? Nope. HER dog. What. The. Fuck?

There isn’t much information out on this story at this time. What is being alleged is Holley was upset that his sister had been battered and responded by stabbing and decapitating her dog. Read more

Yanira Arias-Ortiz Wanted Answers

EASTON, Pa. – There are some parents that have good intentions but just aren’t good at it, and then there are some parents that aren’t fit to raise earthworms. Juan Ortiz, 32, and his wife Yanira Arias-Ortiz, 30 are two of those people.

Sometime in April, their 11 year old son got into some trouble for stealing a coin from another boy. Ortiz decided to teach his boy that stealing is bad with a flat, wooden piece of a railing. When the staff at Cheston Elementary School noticed his injuries, they reported it. Ortiz was charged on May 5^th and released on $1,000 bail. One of the conditions of his release was that he was not allowed to live in the home with the child.

End of story right? Nope. Read more

Sofia Nino Potty Trained Her Son to Death

???????? ????? ????????Illinois – This blank stare, ladies and gentlemen, belongs to Sofia Nino, 24, our latest in a long line of breeders who can birth children, but can’t seem to keep them alive.

Monday night, Nino’s 3 year old son, Aziriah wet himself. Nino, being the caring mother that she is, told him she loved him anyway, bathed him and dressed him in a nice clean set of pajamas. OK, no she didn’t. Would we be talking about her if she did? Nino actually hit him on the back of the head and took him to the bathroom and closed the door. WitnessesWitnesses reviews described hearing screaming and what sounded like the boy being hit. They also claim to have witnessed him emerging from the bathroom naked, crying, and shaking uncontrollably. Now, I don’t know about you guys, but I don’t think she got that potty training method from any of the parenting books. I’m a few years past the potty training stage, but it could not have changed that much.