Lisa Maas: Murdered by a Smelly, Stabby Neighbor

PittsburghPittsburgh reviews, PA — Terrence Andrews, age 38, told police that his neighbor Lisa Maas “looked down on [him]” and treated him “like dirt.” So naturally the resident of the Shadyside neighborhood in Pittsburgh, PA did what any smelly, psychopathic asshole would do to a rude 19-year-old neighbor — he stabbed her to death.

In a criminal complaint released by Pittsburgh law enforcement, Andrews told of having a conversation with Maas early in the day on Thursday, May 29. According to the accused, Maas told him to his face that he stank. “That burned me up all day,” said Andrews, “and I decided that I was going to kill her.”

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Bijan Anjomi’s NOT Gonna Rape Ya

UPDATE – Bijan Anjomi has been cleared of all charges. I had forgotten about this story and missed the April update. I wonder where Indrid is these days. – Morbid

Toronto, Canada — Cops in Toronto say Las Vegas-based former Mr. Universe and current Mr. Creepy Crazy Smiley Bald Dude Bijan Anjomi came to their fair city and got a little rapey. Toronto investigators arrested Anjomi, age 64, on May 7. He’s been charged with 3 counts of sexual assault. At least two women claim that they visited Anjomi in a hotel room — separately — for ‘personal coaching sessions.’ (There’s a new euphemism for ya.) Upon realizing this guy who looks like a Star TrekStar Trek reviews alien missing the funny forehead had assaulted them, the women ratted him out to the fuzz.

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Morgan Leppert Has ‘The Baddest’ Taste In Men

Update: On January 30, Toby Lowry pled guilty and was sentenced to life in prison w/out the possibility of parole. Lowry changed his plea from not guilty to guilty the previous week, ensuring he would not face the death penalty.

Putnam County, FL - Poor little Morgan Leppert. The blond, blue-eyed 15-year-old cutie has her name and image attached to an Amber Alert. Once upon a time she was just another Florida kid with her own MySpace, where she called herself “blue eyed devil” and posted an oh-so-original profile pic — Morgan with her lips pooched out, peering out from under big black shades, looking as cool as any 15-year-old girl on MySpaceMySpace ever does, doing pretty much the exact same pose. Read more