10/14/08 UPDATE – CASEY ANTHONY INDICTED FOR MURDER
In the biggest breaking news since her daughter Caylee was reported missing on July 15, 22-year-old Casey Anthony was indicted this afternoon by a Florida grand jury on seven counts, including aggravated manslaughter and first-degree murder. ALL COMMENTS TO THIS GINORMOUS, RECORD-BREAKING THREAD ARE NOW CLOSED.Â Updates and new comments for the new phase of this case can be found here: Casey Anthony Indicted For Murder.
Rest In Peace, Caylee Marie.Â You will never be forgotten.
Caylee Marie Anthony – b. August 9, 2005 – d. June 2008
Orlando, FL, August 28, 2008 - The DNA is back.Â Ten weeks after Caylee Marie Anthony was last seen alive, it now appears certain that the missing toddler is dead.Â Â More than that, her decomposing body lay in the trunk of her mother Casey’s white Pontiac for an undetermined period of time before being removed.Â Many of us hoped that by some miracle, some slender thread of fate, Caylee would be found alive and unharmed.Â Now it is clear that Caylee never saw her third birthday.Â She will forever be two years old.…Continue Reading
West Bend, WI – Michael Below, 30, is the babykiller du jour here at the Dreamin’ Demon.Â Congratulations, Michael!Â You have caused the death of your eight week old daughter Madison by severe and repeated abuse spanning half your baby girl’s life. Now baby Madison is dead.Â And you, Michael Below, you vile piece of filth, are charged with first-degree reckless homicide.Â Â Good job, assclown. …Continue Reading
Cape Coral, FL – There are people who can teach their children at home, and people who should never try.Â Carol Refeena Kanhai, 41, landed firmly in the latter category on Saturday afternoon.Â Her five-year-old son, one of Kanhai’s four children, was working on his numbers at the kitchen table while Kanhai folded laundry nearby.Â Â As the little boy began to have trouble writing the number “3″, Kanhai flew into a rage and began to beat the child with a belt, screaming “It’s me and your shit today.Â I’m going to kill you with licks!”Â …Continue Reading
Jennifer Richards (Myspace) and Sean Michael Block (Myspace)
San Antonio, TX - Sean Michael Block and Jennifer Richards thought they had it all figured out.Â They’d pimp out Jennifer’s five year old daughterÂ to an adult male.Â In exchange, they’d get a used car, a furnished apartment for Jennifer and her kids, and free child care for Jennifer’s ten-month-old until that child was “old enough” to sell it for mama, too.Â Â Well, the best laid plans of perverts and greedy whores oft go awry.Â …Continue Reading
Pittsburgh, PA – Nicholas E. Salvo, 34, thinks he’s pretty hot. Using the screen name “1thickdaddy”, Salvo has been cruising teenage chat rooms for months, looking for “hot girls” who want a “sexy older man.” Then he’d send webcam shots of his penis to girls who would chat with him. Oh, and then he’d send video of himself masturbating. Now that’s just inappropriate, kids. Especially for a high school chemistry teacher. …Continue Reading
Portland, OR - Jonathan Jennings likes lots of things. He likes Harry Potter, Myspace, weed, lithium, relationship drama, child pornography, and drilling holes in stuff.Â Jennings, 28, was arrested on Monday after he allegedly drilled holes inÂ two public restrooms and used them to spy on unsuspecting young boys.Â Then he left his child pornography behind.Â …Continue Reading
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FORT WORTH â€” Last Thursday night, a police officer spotted Amy Joan Wilkins, 26, emerging from a Port-A-Potty in Lincoln Park. What caught his interest was that Wilkins was with a 56-year-old homeless man and they were sweaty with their clothes in need of adjustment.
The officer suspected they were bumping nasties in the portable biffy. Perhaps she thought her denial would pass the smell test and make it less nasty. Wilkins excused their actions and appearance by saying they were only smoking crack. The officer searched Wilkins and found a crack pipe with what looked like a small amount of cocaine residue inside.Â Â …Continue Reading
Queen Creek, AZ – Corey E. Brown isn’t just a music therapist for disabled children and adults.Â He’s also a sick bastard.Â Brown, 30, was caught molesting a ten-year-old autistic client this month when the girl’s mother couldn’t find Brown and her daughter during a therapy session.Â Realizing that Brown had locked himself in a bedroom with the girl, the mother got a key and opened the door to find her daughter’s shorts and panties pushed down around her knees and Brown hastily trying to pull them up.Â Â Oh, busted, you rancid pedophile! …Continue Reading
Martinsburg, WV - Monica Wyonna Boggs turned 19 on August 20. Her son, Skylar Trigg Boggs, would have been eight months old on August 27, except now he won’t. On Tuesday, Monica Boggs killed her infant son. First she threw baby Skylar into his crib. Then she threw a baby bottle at him, hitting her baby with a wicked pitch to the face. At about 9:20 on Tuesday evening, 911 was called from Boggs’ home because Skylar wasn’t breathing. He was taken to the hospital, but resuscitation efforts were unsuccessful. Skylar Trigg Boggs was pronounced dead at 10:09 p.m. He was seven months and three weeks old.…Continue Reading
Orlando, FL and The Dreamin’ Demon Home Office – As we all know too well, Casey Anthony got out of jail yesterday. And after three articles and a total of over forty bajillion comments, (okay, 7500, but who’s counting?) the Legend Of Peeperann’s Pizza Delivery really deserves a post all its own.Â Â Yes, denizens, it was our very own Peeperann who sent Casey Anthony the welcome-home gift of pizza, “With love and decomp from the Dreamin’ Demon.”Â …Continue Reading
..of female child and adult sex slaves. Ewwww.
Erie, PA – Jeremy Noyes, a medical student at Lake Erie College of Osteopathic Medicine, is unlikely to practice medicine anytime soon.Â And that, friends, is a very good thing.Â See, Jeremy Noyes likes big words.Â Words like “pedophilia” and “sadomasochism” and “sadistic urophilia”.Â Â He also likes to recruit female sex slaves who will allow him to rape and impregnate their daughters.Â In fact, Noyes had a plan to set up his own cult of generational rape victims who would breed children specifically for his sexual use.Â Â Somehow, I don’t think that’s what “family practice” means. …Continue Reading
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Howard Timblin (L), and Edward Timblin, (R)
Jamestown, NY - Just after midnight Tuesday morning, a 68-year-old woman was left outside the Jamestown Police Station and had to make her way up the curb and steps on her own. A simple task made difficult because she is physically disabled — walking with the aid of a walker and using an oxygen tank.
Apparently, the woman’s husband, Howard Timblin, dropped her off after their son Edward Timblin threw her out of the home the three shared. …
Delta Township, MI - Tyree Monique Tate, 26, and her sister had a really bad day on Monday. They got caught shoplifting, assaulted a security guard and ran from the police before 10:00 in the morning. By noon, Tyree Tate was in critical condition after hiding from the cops in a trash compactor that was accidentally turned on. On Tuesday morning, Tyree Tate died. This is probably the worst shoplifting-gone-bad story ever. Read on, denizens, and see for yourselves. On Monday morning, Tate and her sister went on a back-to-school shoplifting trip for their kids. They’d picked up a few things from the T.J. Maxx at Lansing Mall and were heading out of the store when they were accosted by store security. The women chose to run with their loot, spraying the security officer in the face with a can of pepper spray to ease their escape. Tate and her sister got away with under $500 in merchandise, and took off across a highway while police were en route.…Continue Reading
Spring Hill, FL – Melissa Ann Crossman, 19, has two kids, no child safety locks, and not enough sense.Â Last Thursday afternoon, Crossman’s three year old son was found wandering outside, wearing only a diaper.Â The toddler was playing with the live electrical wires that run to and from the air conditioning unit at his home.Â Â Where was Mommy?Â Â Well, she’d taken a painkiller and gone to sleep, that’s where.Â Â …Continue Reading
Lynn, Mass. – Giovanni Gonzalez is five years old.He’s been missing since Sunday, and now Giovanni’s father, Ernesto Gonzalez, won’t tell police where his son is.Sound familiar? On Friday evening, Giovanni’s mother, Daisy Colon, took her son to a scheduled weekend visitation with his father.But on Sunday, when Colon went to pick up Giovanni, Ernesto Gonzalez wouldn’t answer the door. When police arrived and entered the home, they found Ernesto, but no Giovanni. Police initially thought the elder Gonzalez was just being a jerk about a custody dispute, until they were unable to locate Giovanni.Of additional concern was a cut on Ernesto Gonzalez’ hand that looked like it might have come from an altercation of some kind. The Lynn Police Department and Massachusetts State Police have issued an endangered child advisory for Giovanni. An endangered child advisory is different from an Amber Alert because there is no known vehicle or other transportation method known in this case. Still, police think that Giovanni is in significant danger.…Continue Reading
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Pre-Taser newlyweds Andy Somora and Anna Pastuszwska
Lakeside, MI – Everyone knows how much planning goes into a typical wedding. One thing Andy Somora and Anna Pastuszwska probably didn’t include in their planning was a wedding night in separate holding cells after being shocked by tasers. They more than likely didn’t have the officers from 14 different police departments on the guest list either. …Continue Reading
Placerville, CAÂ – At first, it just looked like a terrible accident.Â On Thursday night, Melissa Nicole Nichols, 23, hit her boyfriend’s motorcycle in a bizarre collision.Â Â Anthony James Payne was driving towards Nichols’ car when she veered into his lane and struck him head-on.Â Payne, 23, was thrown about 200 feet and died at the scene.Â Â Nichols was kinda drunk, and it appeared that she’d just drifted into his lane.Â All the way into his lane. Â You see where this one’s going already, don’t you? …Continue Reading
Charlotte, NC – It was summer 1989, and Chrystal Taylor was sixteen. Not your normal sixteen, mind you. Chrystal was thirty-five in a sixteen year old’s body. She was living on the streets that summer – crashing with friends, dancing topless at a strip club in Charlotte, doing a little parking lot duty for extra cash. Her parents hadn’t seen her all summer when they called the police to report Chrystal missing on August 18, 1989. By then, Chrystal Taylor had been dead for almost two weeks. Apathy is the best word to describe it, I think, the total lack of concern that followed Chrystal Taylor’s disappearance. Her parents hadn’t seen her in ages. When she disappeared, her friends didn’t worry too much. Granted, they were teenagers, but they knew Chrystal. They figured she’d found some man to keep her for awhile, or was sleeping it off somewhere, or had left town. As teenagers do, they assumed that Chrystal was immortal, like they were, right? Wrong. On August 7, 1989, Chrystal left the strip club where she worked as a dancer.…Continue Reading
Kansas City, MO - Khaihilah “Killa Khi” Woodson almost lived up to her nickname on Friday.Â Woodson, 24, led Kansas City police on a wild chase, running cars off the road, speeding through red lights and nearly hitting a police officer.Â Her two sons, ages 6 and 8, cowered in the back seat, shaking in fear as their mother gave batshit a whole new definition.Â Did I mention she was totally naked the whole time?Â Yep. …Continue Reading
Kimberly Cook-Terrill (L) and Hope Cook (R)
Trotwood, OH – On July 20, 2008, three-year-old Hope Cook died of multiple skull fractures. She’d been in the custody of her half-sister, Kimberly Cook-Terrill, for less than a year. Now a Montgomery County Grand Jury has indicted Cook-Terrill, 22, for the murder of little Hope and the abuse of Hope’s brother Dexter, 6. …Continue Reading