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Julie "ImpQueen" Jett joined Dreamin' Demon in 2007 and has written over 500 articles for the site. She co-hosts The Pulpit of Doom on a semi-regular basis, and although mostly retired, she posts articles when she feels like it. As resident imp, Julie is the keeper of Hudge and spent several years languishing on the couch in our forums. Oh, and go buy this book.
UPDATE – Jack Corrodi says the twins were found last night in Pico Rivera and are unharmed. Yeah, they’re unharmed all right. Except for the giant ass-whoopin’ I’m gonna give them for letting me get an article written before letting me know.
Mary Corrodi (L) and Morgan Corrodi (R)
Mary’s Myspace ~ Morgan’s Myspace
Malibu, CA – They’re 16, they’re pretty, they’re missing. Identical twins Mary and Morgan Corrodi have not been seen since Sunday, August 10, when they were spotted getting into a car with two people described as either women or long-haired men. So, runaways, right? Why all the fuss? …
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UPDATE: Dennis Erik William Becker, 41, has been charged with first-degree statutory sexual offense and second-degree kidnapping.
Say cheese you pervy bastard
Concord, NC – This week’s Weekly Wal-Mart Weirdo is an as-yet unidentified man in his 40s who sexually assaulted an 8-year-old boy at a North Carolina supercenter on Sunday evening. The boy was in a stall in the men’s restroom at the I-85 and Dale Earnhardt Boulevard Wal-Mart in Cabarrus County. …
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Oak Harbor, WA - Nathan Martinez, 21, seemed like a good guy to the church members at Living Faith Christian Center in Oak Harbor. He seemed like such a nice, Christian young man that many church members allowed him to babysit for their children. See where this is going? Yep. Thirty counts, kids. …
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Brandi Jo Peterson and baby Mahrya in less drunken times
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Mankato, MN – I don’t know what Brandi Jo Peterson was drinking last Thursday, but the bartender should have cut her off sooner. When she fell down in the parking lot, two acquaintances took her home – and found that her nine month old baby was already there. Alone. …
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Columbus, OH - Daniel Scott Fowler, 39, is a business analyst with the Ohio Public Employee Retirement System. He’s a single father of two daughters. And he is way handy with videocam equipment and the kiddie porn distribution.  Not so handy with avoiding detection by police, though. …
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Update 9/30/2008 – Charges against Stephanie Kirkland have been dropped due to insufficient evidence. The decision to drop the charges was made by Aiken County Solicitor Barbara Morgan. More info at end of article.
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Aiken, SC – Stephanie Gail Kirkland, 20, enjoys the music of Ashley Tisdale and Usher, hanging out with friends, her kitten, Chipper, and having sex with a thirteen-year-old girl. Stephanie turned herself in to the Aiken County Sheriff’s Office on Tuesday after a warrant was issued for her arrest on charges that she sexually assaulted the girl multiple times last year. …
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Tooele, UT – I’m sure that last Tuesday, Alicia Ann Blood did not think her evening would end in jail. I’m all but certain she did not plan to attack her teenage son with a skateboard, or to run him down with her car. But Alicia Ann Blood, 38, apparently has anger issues. And last Tuesday, Blood lost her temper. …
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Amanda Watson and Joshua “Cornbread” Kilgore
Chattanooga, TN – Joshua “Cornbread” Kilgore, 27, has been watching way too much porn. Apparently, Cornbread thinks it’s okay to jump right in when his girlfriend, Amanda Watson, is making out with a fifteen-year-old. Not that Watson, 20, seemed to have a problem with it, since she held the girl in place while Kilgore raped her.  And it only got worse from there.…
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This story was written and submitted by Dakota_Valkyrie. Thanks, DV!
Chyna Long and McKenzi Holley
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Omaha, NE – Chyna Long is in need of another car seat to go with the one she already owns. She used to need two to go with the one she owns, until her 3 year-old, car-seatless son, McKenzi Holley, opened the door of Long’s moving SUV and fell out. Long was ticketed in early July for not having any of her kids ages 5, 3, and 1, properly restrained. With three kids under 6, she was a very busy lady. She probably never got time to shop for car seats. …
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Charleston, WV – Paul E. Parrish II, 43, was hungry last Monday. He also thought it would be a good idea to make some extra cash, maybe catch a movie. Unfortunately for Paul, the best laid plans of an epic failure often hinge on a Jell-O box.  Hint for future copycats: Jell-O boxes do not look like bombs. Nobody will take you seriously. Not even the clerk at the Movie Gallery. …
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JRia “Princess Marie” Ramkissoon and her son, Javon Thompson
Baltimore, MD and Philadelphia, PA – When Javon Thompson died, he was only about 18 months old. Sometime between December 2006 and February 2007, the toddler was killed and left in a green suitcase in a shed in Philadelphia. Little Javon was starved to death by the members of his mother’s cult because he wouldn’t – or couldn’t – say “Amen” at mealtime prayers. Now Javon’s mother, Ria “Princess Marie” Ramkissoon, and four other cult members are charged with his murder.   …
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Norma Barrientos and Nicholas Geisel
Tucson, AZ - I think you can tell a lot about people from their mugshots, don’t you? I mean, just look at Norma Barrientos there. She looks sad. She looks like she did something bad, and she knows it. Oh, and she did, too, but I’ll get to that. And check out the eyes on Barrientos’ boyfriend Nicholas Geisel there. Da-AMN. That guy has Charlie Manson eyes. His eyes are so crazy he makes Amy Moolic look sane. …
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This article written and submitted by our member Dakota_Valkyrie. Welcome to the front page, DV!
Brooklyn, NY – The 2008 Olympics are in full swing and even the Dreamin’ Demon has an Olympic athlete! Alvin Henry was a member of the Trinidad and Tobago track team in the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Now he’s pleaded guilty in Brooklyn to rape charges which didn’t earn him a medal but did get him 21 years in prison. …
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Article written and submitted by Wends – thanks!
Shawn Phillips
North Charleston, SC – Carnies, you can all feel a little safer tonight. Shawn Phillips, 27, has been convicted of murder, and is now facing a minimum of 30 years in prison for the execution-style crime of blasting Robert Vargo’s brains out in his hotel room. It was all part of a planned robbery, apparently consisting of Shawn and three of his friends breaking into Vargo’s room to swipe the money he kept in his shoes. …
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This article was written and submitted by our member Wends – thank you, and welcome to the front page!
(Wends and I had no luck finding a picture of the victim or the perpetrator in this case. )
San Bernardino, CA – After almost a week of waiting, the name of San Bernardino’s newest young homicide victim has been released. Now that the birth father’s been informed of his daughter’s death, the rest of the public got to learn that it’s little Tagenise Meith that will never see her 2nd birthday. At 21 months of age, she was brutally beaten to death last Monday night. …
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Surveillance Video Still Shot of Unidentified Pedophile
Spartanburg, SC - An elderly man shuffled around the Dorman Centre Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon, aimlessly looking at things and walking back and forth near the front of the store. When asked if he needed help, the man said he couldn’t find his car, and went outside to sit on a bench next to a female employee who was taking a break. He then struck up a conversation with the employee that got really weird, really fast.…
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Fort Wayne, IN - Ronald Miller, 56, has a thing for claw hammers. And garbage bags. And motor oil. And exhibitionism. All at the same time. On Monday night, a female Ft. Wayne police officer was driving down Miller’s street when she just happened to look over and see Mr. Motor Oil standing buck-ass naked in the large picture window of his living room. Miller’s Mr. Happy was standing erect, as if to say “Good evening, Officer!” in a jaunty salute.…
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UPDATE 8/28/08 – The newest article is here: Rest In Peace, Caylee Marie Anthony
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Orlando, FL (August 8, 2008) – The lies of Casey Anthony just keep on piling up like manure covering a gravesite, mixing with the corpse beneath to grow flowers that she hopes will obscure the ugly truth. The truth is that Casey Anthony has almost certainly murdered her little girl. Caylee Marie Anthony has been missing, by most accounts, since June 15. Or June 6th, or 7th, or 9th, or 24th. The problem begins there and just gets uglier, more convoluted.  But the release yesterday of a new search warrant in the Anthony case exposed many of the lies of Casey Anthony. As each shovelful of bullshit is pulled away, authorities are getting closer and closer to finding Caylee. …
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Salt Lake City, UT - Robert Stanley Craft, 44, has a hot temper and no ability to start his lawn maintenance equipment. Which is probably a good thing, given that he assaulted his stepson with a chainsaw (he threw it) and a weedeater (he threw that, too). Then he tried to run over his wife, and missed. This dude is a study in epic fail.…
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UPDATE 12/17/08 – Pamela Buning, 24, has taken a deal. She pleaded guilty to covering up the murder of her son, Cody Cross, at the hands of her boyfriend, Sheldon McDonald. Buning was sentenced this week to five years in prison for involuntary manslaughter and two years for obstruction of justice for covering up the crime with her friend Heather Batchelor, 29. For her part in Cody’s death and the resulting coverup, Batchelor scored five to ten years in prison. Sheldon James McDonald will stand trial in January.
Kalkaska, MI (August 6, 2008) – Cody Lawrence Cross died on Sunday, August 3, two days after he was beaten by Sheldon James McDonald. McDonald, 25, is a registered sex offender with a history of “attempted criminal sexual conduct“. He’s also the live-in penis and babykiller for Cody’s mother, Pamela Sue Buning. Cody was just three years old. …
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