Pete Newman Prays And Plays With Your Sons

Branson, Missouri -   And preys on them, it appears.  Peter “Pete” Newman, 33, was a camp counselor and assistant director for ten years at Kanakuk Kamps in Branson, where they love Jesus, sports, the letter K, and your children.  Kounselor Pete really, really loves your children, especially if they’re boys between 11 and 15.  According to an email I received from Joe White, Kanakuk’s owner, Newman was terminated as soon as his proclivities were discovered, and the camp notified authorities and the “impacted families”, offering their assistance to the boys they were able to identify as victims of Newman’s little peter problem. Read more

Brooke Watts Is An Unholy Mess

St. Bernard, Ohio – Brooke Watts has been in a hell of a mess.   Unfortunately, Brooke’s kids were living in it with her.   Watts, 27, was arrested on Tuesday night after police officers found her and her three children, ages1, 4, and 7, living in filth.  Bonus, there were meth ingredients lying around.  Double plus bonus, the kids all had head lice and bugs were everywhere – even in the food in the refrigerator.  Well, that’ll put me right back on my diet.    Fortunately for the kids, a social worker did her job and alerted the cops after she showed up to visit the family and found that despite repeated warnings, the place was an unlivable nightmare of ewww.   I know, right?  A repeat visit, and the place still had masses of messes all up in it?  But of course, my darling denizens.  Because cleaning the house before Child Protective Services drops by just feels wrong, somehow, y’know? Read more

Everett Abney Coaches Kids

Edison, New JerseyNew Jersey Drive reviews – Everett Abney has been out of work for awhile, but he’s been keeping busy nonetheless.  Abney, 41, has apparently spent his extra time downloading thousands of images of child pornography.  Which would make him your basic garden-variety kiddie perv, except that he’s also been coaching at Edison’s Midtown National Little League for at least three years.  Batter up, indeed.  Now that Abney’s been arrested by federal agents, the league is having an emergency board meeting*  next Tuesday, probably to discuss why the board let a guy who’s been under federal investigation since February coach their kids. Read more

Evan Hassan Wormley Went Gamblin’

St. Charles, Missouri - Evan Hassan Wormley, aka EV THA TV, had a bad morning yesterday.   So did his two-year-old son, Ev Junior.  So did Random Casino Bystander Guy, who was just trying to scratch a gambling itch at a St. Louis-area casino.  At 4:30 a.m. Tuesday, aspiring hip-hop artist Wormley, 21, showed up at the Ameristar casino in St. Charles.  That’s not weird, right?  People gamble at all hours.  But Ev was (a) drunk, and (b) had his kid with him, and the baby was wearing nothing but a dirty diaper.  That probably should have been Sign #1 that things weren’t going to go well for either Evan.  Read more

Harvey Baker & Alexios Alexander Had A Plan

This article written and submitted by our member DamagedGoods.  Thanks, DG!

Sacramento, CA – Harvey Baker, 47, and Alexios Alexander, 40, are brilliant guys with a brilliant plan.

Phase 1: Collect police uniforms

Phase 2 – StormStorm reviews,then rob house

Phase 3 – ProfitProfit reviews!

Sounds pretty damned foolproof to me!  How on earth did they not succeed? Read more

Logan Suter Killed His Stepfather

…The question is, was it self-defense?  Or was it murder?

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Dunn, NC – Sunday night  Logan Suter, 17, was having another rough night with his stepdad, Edward Christopher Lancaster.   An argument broke out.  Nobody’s sure what happened next, but by the time it was over,  the 33-year-old Lancasterlancaster was dead of a gunshot wound to the stomach and Logan Suter was being charged with second-degree murder.  Cut and dried, right?  Well… maybe. Read more

Christine McCallum Likes Underage Tail

Rockland, MA – Fifth grade teacher Christine McCallum, 29, is one hell of a tutor.  Starting in 2007, when she was tutoring a fifth grader, she began a sexual relationship with her student’s older brother.  Which might not be such a problem, except that the boy was thirteen years old.  And she had sex with him over 300 times in 19 months.  Oh yeah, you heard me.  That’s like, one bang every other day, with occasional twofers.  Guess who’s not smarter than a fifth grader?  Read more

Rickeeta Johnson Helped Rape Her Daughter

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Atlanta, GA – Some women will do anything to keep a man.  And some women are just sick bitches who enjoy watching others suffer.  Rickeeta Johnson might be both.   Johnson, 33, moved out of her marriage bed so that her husband, Donquan Rushin, could fill the spot – with the couple’s young daughter.  Read more

LeBaron Vaughn & Rena Ireland Murdered Seth

… with a little help from Seth’s mother.

Fresno, CA – Everyone failed ten-year-old Seth Ireland.  Seth’s birth father abused him until he lost his  rights.  Seth’s mother, Rena Ireland, then got a new man, LeBaron Vaughn, 32.  Vaughn also beat Seth.  Rena Ireland didn’t do anything.  Seth’s father didn’t turn over a new leaf and protect his kid.  Even Family Services said they saw no reason to remove Seth from Rena’s home.

And now, Seth Ireland is dead.  On December 29, he was beaten, punched, kicked and stomped into a coma by LeBaron Vaughn.  YesterdayYesterday reviews, Seth died. Read more

Daniel Lamborn Broke Camille’s Heart

Houston, MO – Daniel Dale Lamborn, 25, seems to have really bad luck with parenting.  Less than two years ago, he and his wife Toni lost an infant to SIDS.  Late last year, they lost another child.  Toni’s daughter Camille Fayte Denis, 4, died on NovemberNovember reviews 22, 2008.

Problem is, CamilleCamille reviews didn’t die of natural causes.  Her heart muscle was literally torn by blunt force trauma.  And Daniel Lamborn has now been arrested and charged with Camille’s death. Read more

Charlie Myers Murdered Jennifer Nelson

… then left her four-year-old son at an Ohio rest stop.

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Dayton, OH – Jennifer Nelson, 29, was a young married mother, putting her four-year-old son to bed on FridayFriday reviews night.  Jenny’s husband EddieEddie reviews was working at one of his three jobs – jobs he worked so that Jenny could stay home with little William.  As Jenny put Will to bed, evil broke into the Nelson home.  Charlie W. Myers, 22, shot and killed Jennifer Nelson in front of her little boy.  He then stole two computers – and Will. Read more

Jamie Lockhart Got All Stabby

Waterloo, IA - Jamie Lockhart, 31, decided to ring in the New Year with a little murder and mayhem- specifically, infanticide.  Fortunately for eight-day-old baby James Lockhart, his daddy sucks with a knife.  Otherwise baby James would probably be dead. Read more

Begone! Dreamin’ Demon Exorcises 2008

… the power of Morbid compels you!

Dreamin’ Demon Home Office, Akron, OH  – It’s the end of our biggest year ever.  We’ve gone from a little blip on the true crime horizon to the juggernaut we are today.  Or, at least, as Morbid says, we’ve raised our level of suck.   At the beginning of 2008, Morbid was the only guy writing here on the front page.  Now he’s got a bevy of stunningly beautiful writers and one Imp Queen.  You’re welcome, internet.    Come and hang with us as we exorcise the Top Ten Stories of 2008.  Begone, foul spirits!  Read more

Pastor Ken Huneycutt Molests Little Boys

Ada, OK – Kenneth Wayne Huneycutt, 60, is the pastor of New Hope Baptist Church.  He’s also a pedophile who likes to feel up little boys and force them to reciprocate.  Rev. Huneycutt has admitted to molesting two little boys, ages six and ten, multiple times over the last eight months.  Most recently, the pastor molested the boys in December, after which he told them that what he’d done (and made them do) was their “little secret”.

Um, Reverend?  That thing in your hand is not a  church-approved teaching tool. Read more

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