Aurora, CO- One thing for certain is that there are a lot of heartless assholes in this world and 30-year old Theodore Madrid is one of them. On January 5, Madrid was drunk and high on marijuana while watching his girlfriend’s 2-year old son, Caden Rodgers. Madrid told police that he was wrestling with Caden and when the boy didn’t want to wrestle with him any more, it made him angry.
Madrid first said that out of frustration he body slammed Caden onto a bed, but later changed his story and said he picked Caden up and threw him across a room, likely slamming his head on a bed frame.
Caden’s mother, 26-year old Ashley Rodgers, called 911 sometime after midnight on Jan. 5 and said that her son, who was being watched by Madrid while she worked, had hit his head and wouldn’t wake up. When the police entered the apartment, they found Caden lying on the floor and bleeding from the back of his head. He also had bruises on his forehead.
Madrid told the officers that the reason he didn’t call 911 for two hours or Caden’s mother at the time was because he was afraid of getting into trouble.…Continue Reading
Sarasota, FL- Last week, 55-year old William Amory was substituting for a second grade class at Booker Elementary School. For reasons unknown (other than the crotchety old coot probably couldn’t handle a classroom full of eight-year olds), Amory became angry when he could not get to the classroom’s ActivBoard (an interactive whiteboard) to work.
According to the report, Amory threw the remote control and then yelled and cursed at the students. Amory then allegedly punched two of the students and shoved a third child. As far as I can tell, not one of the students said a word about the incident until the following day when their regular teacher returned. As soon as they told their teacher what happened, their teacher alerted the principal who immediately contacted the police. William Amory was arrested on child abuse charges and his bail was set at $30,000.
It does seem strange that not one of these kids said anything to their parents, guardians, or siblings, though. I know it could have been because they were frightened over the alleged ordeal, but there is not one day that goes by that my eight-year old (aka The Informer) doesn’t give me a detailed account of how his day went.…Continue Reading
Bozeman, MT- It seems like there has been a lot of stabby, crabby people this month and it makes me glad I choose to hibernate during Winter. Deputies responded to the home of 52-year old Kimberly Parac-Kesler last Wednesday night after receiving a report of an assault. The officers found Kimberly in her home “visibly intoxicated, emotionally charged and alternated between being angry and crying sorrowfully.” Kimberly told the officers that she and her disabled husband, whom she provides care for, had been arguing after returning from a bar. Sometime during the argument, Kimberly picked up a hatchet and whacked her husband in the head with it. The blow left a rather large laceration in the poor guy’s noggin. Court documents state Kimberly’s husband was seated when she struck him and there was no physical contact prior to the assault. Kimberly Parac-Kesler, who is also disabled, was charged with assault with a weapon.… Her bail was set at $10,000.Continue Reading
Hawthorne, FL- Ronnie Ganley, 30, is another wacky representative from one of my favorite states I like to write about and more than likely will never, ever visit.
Late last Monday night, Ronnie got a tad ticked off with his mother and stepfather. The reason? They cut off the electricity to Ronnie’s camper that resided behind their home. Surely you can sympathize with the fury Ronnie must have felt when he was no longer able to
sponge off rely on his parent’s generosity and use their electricity to cook his five-star cuisine dented can of spaghetti-o’s. (Actually, that’s just a guess. I don’t know if he was cooking spaghetti-o’s. Just going by his looks alone, I would have to say cooking meth would probably be more like it.)
Anywho, after the power was cut, Ronnie decided to get even by stabbing his mother and stepfather. He then immediately ran into the woods and hid. The police arrived with a K-9 team to help search for Ronnie and located him within 45 minutes. When Ronnie refused to obey the deputies’ commands and tried to run away, a police dog was released.…Continue Reading
Bloomington, MN- Stephanie Moreland, 46, is a whole lotta woman and she’s got the big-girl panties to prove it. On New Year’s Eve day, an employee at the Alaskan Fur Company noticed Morreland was acting suspiciously while her accomplice tried to distract the store’s employees. When the employee spotted Moreland kneeling on the floor and a $6500 short mink coat was missing from the rack, she confronted Moreland. Moreland denied having the coat. She then pulled up her dress, showed the employee her bare ass, and took off out of the store. After what I am sure was a temporary loss of vision, the employee was somehow able to write down the license plate on the getaway car that Moreland, her accomplice, and a third person drove off in. Police pulled over the car later that day and searched the vehicle. Inside the car they found a hanger from the store, but no coat. Moreland admitted to stealing the coat, but denied that she still had it in her possession. Moreland was arrested and taken to jail where she was given a pat-down search and submitted to a metal detector test.…Continue Reading
Orlando,FL- According to his website, GraphiXolutions, 53-year old John Earl Huntt is a professional photographer whose work has been featured in magazines and calendars. Many of his photos are of child and teen models and we now know the disgusting reason why they were his “specialty”. Huntt was arrested Friday on child pornography charges after an investigator traced pornographic videos being distributed via the Gnutella peer-to-peer network to Huntt’s address. The investigation began back on Nov.10, 2010 and on Dec. 21 a search warrant was issued by Judge Steve Jewett. The investigator and the sheriff’s office executed the warrant Dec. 22, and discovered several files on Huntt’s computer that contained videos showing children involved in graphic sexual acts. When interviewed by authorities, Huntt admitted he downloaded the files and then moved them to external hard drives. Huntt was charged with 11 counts of material depicting sexual performance of a child. His bail is set at $6,500 and he faces home confinement if he makes bail.…Continue Reading
Toronto, Canada- Michelle Marie Gopaul, a 24-year old aspiring actress, is facing charges of abduction of a minor after she allegedly staged a casting call for babies in an effort to abduct one. Police say that shortly after moving to Canada, Gopaul placed an advertisement on Craigslist offering $15,000 for a newborn to act in a Bollywood-style film. On December 30, Gopaul posed as a casting director and waited in a Toronto building for parents to arrive. When the parents of a 1-month old baby girl allowed Gopaul to take their child into another room, Gopaul left the building and fled with the child in a taxi. Hours later, with the assistance of the public, Gopaul was caught and the child found unharmed. Gopaul’s lawyer, Gary Batasar, says his client is supposed to be presumed innocent because the issue has not been decided in a courtroom. “There is no evidence at this point that she did anything wrong,” Batasar said.…Continue Reading
Redding, CA- Geoffrey Kelly, 53, is another prime example of why I hate people. Police say Kelly went into a rage last Thursday morning and beat the crap out of his 8-year old son with an aluminum baseball bat. The horrific attack awoke the boy’s mother who told police she found Kelly standing near the boy’s bed. The boy, bloodied and beaten, was taken to a hospital where he is listed in critical condition with life threatening injuries. Kelly was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder…. Kelly’s criminal history includes an incident back in February when he was arrested after threatening officers with a hammer and stabbing himself with a knife. His bail was set at $500,000. I don’t know what was the cause for Kelly to pick up a bat and treat his innocent son to a gruesome version of Whac-A-Mole. Whether it be drugs, anger issues, or mental problems… I have no clue. What I do know is that no kid deserves this shit and I have the feeling Kelly is not going to be such a big hit in prison.Continue Reading
Bangor, Maine- It’s easy to predict that a story is probably not going to turn out good when you have a woman who is pissed-off, drinking alcohol, and has access to sharp, pointy objects. Cynthia Dorion, 57, was arrested this last Thursday after she allegedly stabbed her husband in the back with a knife in the kitchen of their home. When asked the reason for attacking her better half, Dorion told police that she stabbed her husband because “I can’t stand him and he drives me nuts.” Police say the attack appeared to be unprovoked and Dorion was allegedly intoxicated when she decided to get all stabby. She was released Friday morning after posting $1,500 cash bail. Dorion faces up to 10 years in prison and a fine of up to $20,000 on the aggravated assault charge, up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $5,000 on the assault with a dangerous weapon charge and up to a year in prison and a fine of up to $2,000 on the domestic violence assault charge.…Continue Reading
Lake Forest, CA- The pouty-faced creature staring back at you today is 36-year old Rachel Hicks. She acquired some new shiny bracelets on Friday when she was arrested for allegedly having sex with a 13-year old boy. Police say Hicks befriended the boy back in September while playing Xbox Live online. Not long after that, the two began trading phone calls, texts and e-mails which included sexually explicit images and movies. While visiting family in Florida for the Thanksgiving holiday, Hicks drove to the boy’s home in Maryland and “engaged in sexual activity” with him. Family members of the boy confronted him when they found romantic messages from Hicks on his cell phone. The boy admitted to the relationship. Hicks, who had used a fake name while communicating with the boy and claimed to be 23, was tracked down by investigators with the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement’s Homeland Security Investigations Child Exploitation Unit. Hicks, who has three children, was arrested at her home on Friday… and is being held without bail on suspicion of rape, child molestation and sexual solicitation of a minor.Continue Reading
Tenino, WA- A lot of info. on this, so please bear with me. Erik Kohnhorst said that 26-year old Bernard “Keith” Howell III appeared on his doorstep Sunday afternoon looking agitated, covered in sweat and desperate. Kohnhorst said Howell wanted his help moving something and when Kohnhorst asked if it was heavy, Howell replied , “Yeah.” I am guessing Howell didn’t get the help he needed from Kohnhorst because hours later another man spotted Howell alone on Highway 507 near a bike trail. The man said Howell was trying to load something into the passenger side of his truck and said to him, “Help me with this body.” The man became frightened and he refused to help Howell. The man then drove into town and flagged down a deputy. The man told the deputy of his creepy encounter and while decribing Howell’s vehicle to the officer, Howell’s truck drove by. The deputy immediately pulled Howell over and inside the cab the deputy found the body of a middle aged woman wrapped inside plastic and a sleeping bag.…Continue Reading
Homer Glen, IL- The spineless turd you see grinning back at you in his mugshot is 30-year old Sean Mulcahy. Police say Mulcahy and his 32-year old brother had been arguing for several days last week over some bullshit about contact with Mulcahy’s ex-girlfriend. On the morning of August 5, the two brothers again were arguing inside a garage when Sean got pissed and stormed off. About ten minutes later, his brother received a text message from Sean saying, “That is what you are doing to me.” The message included a horrific picture of Sean’s brother’s cat, Lucifer, covered in blood and being held by Sean. Taking the text message as a threat, Sean’s brother called police. When investigators arrived at the home, they found a pool of blood in the driveway and a spot where the cat had been buried by Sean’s brother. Sean Mulcahy had originally fled, but later returned to the home and admitted to killing the cat. Mulcahy told investigators he used a kitchen knife to cut the cat’s throat.…Continue Reading
St. Augustine, FL- I loathe inebriated dumb-asses who are too stupid to realize when enough is enough. On the night of July 31, 57-year old George McMurrain believed he had a real emergency. He was out of liquor. Gasp! The horror! So McMurrain used the one brain cell he had left and called 911. Not once. Not twice. No, McMurrain called 911 a total of three times that night asking for a ride to the liquor store. After his third call, an officer made his way to the Budget Inn where McMurrain was staying and gave him the ride he needed…which was to jail. McMurrain was arrested and charged with misusing 911. The officer said he found a small amount of marijuana while arresting McMurrain, so the intoxicated idiot was also charged with possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana. Dumb-ass! You can view the transcript and video of one of the 911 calls after the jump. …Continue Reading
Hillsboro, MO- In a restraining order against her husband, 30-year old Mary Colletta stated that on July 2, “My alcoholic husband threatened to harm me and said I could never get away from him. He grabbed my arm and in the process scratched my face. He also blocked my car from leaving.” Colletta stated another incident occurred on June 7 where she said her husband pushed her and headbutted her because she made him angry. On June 9, Colletta said “He grabbed me by the arms and shoved me. We went to the neighbors that night.” She described the worst incident that happened on August 2 when, “He physically assaulted me and chased me. Officers were called. He was arrested, leaving me with many bruises. I fear for my safety and my life. I now have the courage to divorce him, but I’m so afraid he’s going to get me.” And, sadly, he did. …Continue Reading
Springfield, MA- Michael Wiecorek, 43, is one of those pieces-of shit that has a difficult time dealing with rejection. Police say Wiecorek went to the home of his 38-year old ex-girlfriend this last Wednesday in an attempt to get back together with her. I assume the ex-girlfriend’s response was not the response Wiecorek wanted to hear and it wasn’t long before things turned ugly. Wiecorek allegedly became violent and began trashing his ex’s apartment. Police say Wiecorek then started punching the woman and poured lighter fluid over her body and in her mouth, while threatening to set her on fire. When the woman’s 10-year old son bravely came to his mother’s defense, Wiecorek punched the boy in the stomach and then kicked him in the groin. Wiecorek was scheduled to be arraigned Thursday on charges including attempted murder and assault and battery. Personally, I think Wee-cork is in desperate need of a nice, long nap. Preferably under the jail with a very thick dirt blanket.…Continue Reading
Bartow, FL- There is not a lot of information on this story, but the few details provided are truly horrific. Mauricio Lopez was not happy about the relationship between his niece, Mirella Mendez, and Macario Cruz. Around 9:30 p.m. on August 1, Lopez smashed through a window of his niece’s home, locked the doors and began stabbing Cruz repeatedly in the heart and liver while her four children watched. Lopez then took a cup of Cruz’s blood and said, “The devil tells me his life is now mine and I’m going to drink it.” The terrified children watched in horror as Lopez then drank the blood. Lopez left the house on foot and, after a three day search, was later arrested as he was walking down the street. Mendez says her four sons now have trouble sleeping and they scream, cry, and yell “don’t kill him” in the night. Police say that this is one of the most gruesome acts they have ever investigated in the city of Bartow.…Continue Reading
Charleston, W.Va.- When the parents of an 11-year old girl recently took their daughter to a doctor because she was not feeling well, they learned that one of their worst nightmares had come true. Their daughter was 9 weeks pregnant. And the story does not get any better from there. When questioned, the 11-year old confided to her parents that while she was sleeping over at her friend’s home some time back in May, she had sexual intercourse with her friend’s father, 36-year old Michael Lacy. But Lacy is claiming that he didn’t intentionally sexually assault the girl and that it was all just a case of mistaken identity. Lacy said he woke up with someone kissing his neck while he was lying on the couch. He said he thought it was his wife because his wife often did that to him. Lacy admitted to kissing her neck and doing some kind of act, but he could not confirm or deny actually having sex with her because he couldn’t remember.…Continue Reading
Sacramento, CA- When a 13-year old boy got into some trouble at home last week, his pathetic excuse for parents decided to show some tough love and shackle him up with some lengths of heavy chain and a few Master Locks. The boy’s father, 40-year old John Vang, and his 34-year old stepmother, Thong Vue, allegedly wrapped their son in chains on the kitchen table and then physically assaulted him. It’s believed the boy was kept prisoner for three days, from last Wednesday until Friday night, and the chains were only removed when the boy needed to go to the bathroom or to sleep in his bed. On Friday night, the boy learned his parents were going to leave him chained up again so they could go out gambling. Somehow the boy managed to hide a key on his person and when his parents left, he made his escape. Bound in handcuffs with chains around his neck and both of his ankles, which were secured with padlocks, the boy hobbled through the streets of his neighborhood asking people for help.…Continue Reading
Hot Springs, Arkansas- Just by looking at the mugs of these two fugly trolls, I knew the story was not going to be pretty. Last Monday, police executed a search warrant at the apartment of 31-year old Bonnie Moore and 60-year old Phillip Medley after a father went to police claiming his 13-year old daughter was victimized by the couple. The father said his 13-year old daughter told him she that while she was at their apartment, Medley and Moore allegedly showed her a pornographic video of a young child on a camcorder screen and then made her undress. The girl said that after she watched the video, she and Moore laid on the bed together and touched each other. A video camcorder and several nude photos were located in the apartment by police. Officers were able to identify some of the minor children in the pictures and determined that the sexual acts shown in the pictures were committed while the couple lived in Searcy County prior to moving to Hot Springs.…Continue Reading
Jonesborough, TN- The stupid bitch making her D’D debut today is 37-year old Tammy Tilson Elliott. Elliott is accused of failing to seek medical attention for her 5-year old niece’s injured nose and allowed the child’s nose to become so infected it will now require multiple surgeries to repair. The investigation stemmed from a Department of Children’s Services probe into injuries the child sustained. The child’s nose had degraded to the point that a plastic surgeon said the membrane of the septum is gone and will require multiple surgeries to repair. Elliott, who had custody of her niece for reasons unknown, told investigators that she did not take the child to the doctor for treatment because her car was broken down for about a year. The girl had also received several cuts on her ear, chin, legs and ankle which Elliott told investigators were caused by a razor. On June 7, a month after a judge removed the child from Elliott’s custody and placed her with another aunt, Elliott fled the area.…Continue Reading