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Baltimore – A Baltimore woman was able to smuggle a kitchen knife into a Department of Social Services and then used it to stab her 8 month old child in the face, chest and neck.
Kenisha Thomas, 29, was at the Baltimore Social Services office having a supervised visit with her infant daughter that she no longer has custody of.
Visitors are supposed to pass through a metal detector and are subjected to bag screenings, but as the end of their visit ticked away she pulled out a long, wood handled kitchen knife and started stabbing her baby in the neck and face.
Hearing screams of help, co-workers rushed into the conference room to see the mother holding the infant on the table and pressing the blade of the knife to her throat. Kenisha was met with a chair to the face and pinned to the ground until help could arrive.
Kenisha being the lady she is, exclaimed, “I hope my baby is dead!” and then proceeded to bite the man who was holding her down. Other witnesses say they heard Thomas say she wanted to “Kill the baby.…
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Modesto, CA – A California teacher who made national headlines for leaving his wife and three children for a teen student, has been accused of sexually abusing a different teenage girl that he taught in 1998.
Jordan Powers, 18, quit school to move in with her teacher James Hooker, 41, has now dumped him following his arrest for alleged sexual misconduct with another student. Jordan, who last February defended their odd pairing on national news, now fears there may be more students
“My heart dropped. I felt betrayed. I just have a gut feeling there are other girls,” Powers said, according to the ABC News interview. She went on to say, “He called me from jail and, yes, I told him that we’re done. I lost everything for this guy. I lost my senior year. I gave up all my friends at high school because they didn’t agree with me.”
Jordan’s mother, Tammie Powers, is pushing for a bill in California that would make it a felony for a public school teacher to date a student in the same school, regardless of age, even if the student is 18.…
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BELLEVILLE, IL — A 12-year-old boy is breathing a sigh of relief after his adoptive parents are arrested and charged with torturing him by making him eat screws and do over 1,000 push-ups as punishment.
The oddly similar looking couple’s entertainment was brought to light after the boy confided in his elementary school nurse that he was being abused at home. After closer examination, the boy was found to have bruises on his back, legs and arms which sparked an abuse investigation.
Investigators state that the boy’s most recent torture session started before school when the boy haphazardly ate a cookie in a less-than-tidy manner. James Jennings, the boy’s stepdaddy, found crumbs in the kitchen and feared his dog would get sick by eating the cookie crumbs and, in turn, handled the situation as any clear-headed adult would.
He allegedly pulled the boy out of his room, beat the boy with a wooden paddle, made him eat the cookie crumbs off the kitchen floor along with some loose screws, then forced him to do 1,000+ push-ups on his knuckles.…
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CANDLER, N.C. – This past April, 4-year-old Trenton Michael Scott was found dead in the trailer he shared with his mother and his mother’s live-in friend. The little boy had been beaten to death. Now reports are that at the time of his death, he was legally drunk.
Heather Bensen, 29, called 911 shortly after 6 a.m. to report that when she checked on her son before leaving for work, she found him dead.
“Oh my God!” the sobbing woman told a dispatcher. “He looks like he’s been beaten to death.”
An autopsy revealed Trent had a blood alcohol level of 0.12 percent (well above the 0.08 legal driving limit), and died from a lacerated liver.
He also suffered blunt force trauma to his abdomen and chest, ligature strangulation on his neck, eight broken ribs, a fractured skull, broken teeth, bit marks on his back and chest and numerous cuts and bruises all over his body.
Police would arrest 24-year-old William Godfrey Hedden and charge him with first-degree murder.…
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Deerfield Township, Ohio - As 17-year-old Amanda Borsos stood outside of Four Paws Pet Care where she worked, her ex-boyfriend, 18-year-old Troy Penn, leveled a shotgun at her chest and pulled the trigger.
Her co-workers ran out to find Amanda laying wounded in the grass and called 911. She was rushed to the hospital but sadly, did not make it. It was her 17th birthday.
Shortly after the shooting, Penn was seen by a neighbor running through yards with a shotgun. He also called his mother and father, informing them both of what he had done before barricading himself in the family’s home.
When police arrived at Penn’s home, they tried to communicate with Troy through his two siblings who were also inside with him. But before contact could be made, Penn used a hanger to pull the shotgun’s trigger, shooting himself in the chest, killing him.
The 911 transcript notes that Penn also had the shotgun, “rigged to the curtains so if the curtain moved, the gun will fire.”
Friends say all of this came as a surprise as the teens had only been dating a few months, and just broke up a week ago.…
Continue ReadingPolice Arrest Cross-Dresser, AKA Ms. Puppy, Suspected In Double Murder
August 4, 2011 at 12:42 pm by Caustic
Denver, CO — A cross-dressing wo-man named Daryl Rasmussen, 55, was arrested in California Monday night in connection to the February double murder of his roommates, Ronald Ford, 63 and his partner Rome Sanchez, 55.
Ford’s body was found at his home during a welfare check while Sanchez wasn’t found until a week later when police returned to re-investigate the crime scene. His body found in the basement of the home, hidden beneath storage items and bags. Autopsies determined both died from blunt force trauma to the head.
Rasmussen, also known as Ms. Puppy, had not been seen since the bodies were found and police named him as a person of interest. On Monday night, a customer of the Score Bar in Palm Springs recognized Rasmussen from news reports he’d seen while in Denver.
He wasn’t hard to miss as he was walking around the establishment while wearing neon pink see-through mini dress with white bra and panties and sandals.
Police tracked down Rasmussen who attempted to fool them with a fake ID, but was taken into custody without incident.…
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BONNEAU, S.C. – There have been many times in my life as a female, where I have been competent enough to dig deep into my pockets, clutch my virtual round heuvos with my hand and pull those bad boys out proudly. That’s right, I have balls. I’m badass and hardcore. Apparently, some out there feel the same way about their vehicles.
A woman in South Carolina adorned the trailer hitch of her truck with a set of red, rubber Bull Balls. In case of any of you are not familiar with these things, they look like a pair of big-ass bull testicles down to the veins.
I don’t know about you but a picture of bull nuts on the back of a truck doesn’t scream sex to me. It screams, “I have big tacky balls on my truck because I think my truck is super strong and stuff!”
Obscene? Eh. Classy? YES!
But Bonneau Police Chief Franco Fuda wasn’t amused by Virginia Tice’s testes proudly swaying in front of him and cited her stating her plumbs violated the state’s Obscene Bumper sticker laws that says “a sticker, decal or emblem is indecent when it describes, in a patently offensive way… sexual acts, excretory functions or parts of the human body.”
Fuda said Tice could have avoided a ticket if she had agreed to remove the dangly orbs.…
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Oxford, GA. – A 26 year old, Amanda Little claimed to be abducted by 4 men at a Wal-Mart parking lot, taking to a location 15 minutes away and raped. Why would she does this? To cover for a message on her cell phone, to her boyfriend’s friend, about her having sex. Makes perfect sense.
Silly Amanda didn’t account for surveillance camera’s covering most major department stores chains. When police were unable to locate any footage of her alleged abduction it raised questions about her story. Questions Amanda was unable to answer. With a gang rape report with no physical evidence, no surveillance of a forced abduction; Amanda admitted she fabricated the entire story to hide her lover from her boyfriend. Little has since been taken into custody on charges of filing a false police report.
Ladies, people, idiots and the like, learn when to stop a lie and face up to your shit. I just want to bop her in the center of her forehead and ask her…. “Wtf, are you doing?”…
Continue ReadingChristian Rizk Sees Demons, Strangles Cat And Beats Up Girlfriend
July 20, 2010 at 3:46 am by Caustic
Orlando, Fl. – Christian Rizk is one crazy mofo according to reports from his girlfriend. God I love you, crazy people.
Christian Rizk returned home from a long day of work a little different than usual. Different as in he was in the middle of a full blown psychotic episode.
According to police, Rizk has a mental condition that he hasn’t been taking his medicine for and has a history of cutting himself. Police received a 911 call from the girlfriend stating the Christian came home in, “an altered state of mind” claiming the she and her son were , “Satan and demons and that they were dead meat”. Rizk disconnected the phones, turned off the lights and proceeded to strangle the life out of the family cat. While still holding the cat, Rizk called his girlfriend a slew of names, kicked her in the stomach and threw her into the wall. She ran from the apartment to the neighbors and dailed 911. Rizk then threw the cat on to the hallway floor and refused to let the victim’s son leave the apartment.…
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Canton, Mi. - I’m always afraid that there will be one jackass like this lurking in any child friendly comradely activity I plan for my kids. According to police, William A Hoefling, is a parents worst nightmare. William, a former Boy Scout leader, used his position as a mentor to coerce teens into sexual misconduct. That’s plural, teens. He was in a troop with some 60 boys ranging in age from 6th grade to 12th. Two of those boys have come forward after one confided in a counselor about the abuse. These allegations stem back from Aug. of ’09. Happily, this slopsucker has been removed from his prime source of prey; young teen boys. Hoefling was arraigned on 10 separate charges including Child Sexual Abuse Activity, 2 counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct with multiple variables, including a victim between the ages of 13 and 15 and involving coercion of the victim by exerting a position of authority. Three counts of using computers and the Internet to communicate with another to commit a crime.…
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Las Cruces, NM – Anthony Stromberg, 44, taught his 6yr old son how to make explosives. Bombs. You get that? It’s alleged that Anthony, who has extensive knowledge in weapon making, felt a need to pass his skills on to his kidlet. Defectives report that Anthony showed him how to assemble bombs and took him to the desert on more than one occasion to blow shit up. Police were tipped off after the son confided in an adult, that Anthony was planning on kidnapping and shooting the kindergartner’s mother because of an argument two weeks prior. Anthony and the child’s mother have shared custody with the mother being the primary caretaker. The Las Cruces Police Department’s SWAT team – assisted by officers from New Mexico State Police, the Dona Ana County Sheriff’s Office and agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives – arrested Mr Stromberg on one count of child abuse. He is currently being held with bond set at $150,000. …
Continue ReadingOttis Ryan Says “Don’t feed those crying babies. Let them die. It is time.”
July 3, 2010 at 4:58 am by Caustic
Wesley Chapel, Fl – On Wednesday afternoon the employees of Little Pioneers Daycare Center were treated by a surprise visit from Ottis Ryan. Ottis was denied entry but somehow managed to weasel his way inside the daycare. A very brave Susan Singeltary retreated inside into the infants room after calling 911. Ottis followed her, so Susan used her body to block the entrance and attempted to stall him with questions until the police arrived. After asking what he had in his bag, Ottis produced set of brass knuckles with blade. According to police, he than yelled, “Don’t listen to God. He is not real. Listen to Allah” followed by “Don’t feed those crying babies. Let them die. It is time.” He then went to his knees and began to pray. Deputies arrived to find him saying “I am a supreme being and I wanted to cleanse the babies, I am here through God.” Uh huh… Ottis was arrested and charged with carrying a concealed weapon and armed trespass. He is being held at Land O’Lakes jail on $5,150 bail.…
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Fort Wayne, In – Karin Martell 49, is a cunt, allegedly, and world class superstar of a mother. Karin, it seems, isn’t too keen on her children eating or drinking freely. According to police, between the months of Sept ’09 and March of this year she only allowed her children to eat twice a day despite pleas for food. If the children stole food and hid it in their rooms she would make them sit in front of empty wrappers and watch their siblings eat. They were also made to lie face down in their underwear or sleep on the bare bathroom floor or tub without any pillows or blankets. One child told police his mother had kicked him so hard in the genitals they bled and he had also been strangled as well. Police arrested Karin and charged her with six counts of neglect of a dependent and one count of battery after one of her children alerted a church pastor of the living conditions at home. Her children have been medically evaluated and found to be malnourished, suffering from attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder, depression and anxiety-related disorders.…
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Bolingbrook, Illinois – Cmdr, Officer Denny Hess tells the sad tale of the Adams family feud. Four people were arrested after an altercation between two families that have been at odds for the last 15 years. Officer Hess was called to the scene only to find a dozen people breaking out the fisticuffs instead of drum circles and peace pipes. Last week Valecia Adams, 31, struck another woman in the face. On Wednesday, Adams was seen at the store by a 17yr old associated with the bitch-slappin’ incident and that’s when things started to get frisky. Fists were thrown and the 17 year old ran home. Adams, unhappy with the tussle, wrangled together kin and her peoples, some bats and pipes and headed to the teen’s apartment to whoop his butt. The residents of the apartment gathered some weapons to arm themselves while Adams’ herd taunted him to come out. The posse kicked in the door and the fur went flyin’. The cops arrived to find an 11yr old who had been struck in the head and 12 people scraping away.…
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Cheyenne, Wyoming – Motorists began calling police regarding Armando Cano, 26, as he drove recklessly on I-80 and veered off the road, got out of his car and began fighting with good samaritans who went to check on him.
While initial reports of a butt-nekkid man driving recklessly on I-80 came in, Can started ramming couple’s car before getting inside another motorist’s vehicle and started shooting through the windows with the handy 9mm he found inside. Cano then got back into his car and took off in pursuit of the couple he rammed who were trying to drive away. Eventually, stopped his car, got out and proceeded to take a naked siesta in the middle of I-80. After a much needed rest, Cano threw an object at a passing vehicle shattering the driver’s window. One driver stopped to help Cano and was repaid with a stab to the leg with an unknown object. As a crowd of stopped, motorists grew. Like a crazy man, Cano then used a pipe to start cracking windshields.…
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