North Carolina Teen In Custody After Decapitating His MotherMan Allegedly Killed Hooker, Let Friend Violate The Corpse Before Setting It On FireNine High School Athletes Accused Of Sexually Assaulting Fellow StudentsWoman Accused Of Hiring Hit Man To Kill Ex Jumped To Her Death From CondoWoman Accused Of Killing Her Two Young Sons By Setting Their Beds On FireJoshua Carmona, 18, Killed His Mother On Her BirthdayWoman Accused Of Shooting Her Boyfriend In The Genitals. A Lot.Man Charged After Attempting To Kill His Mother's Dog In Trash CompactorGood Samaritan Beaten After Offering To Pay For Attackers' MealsTwo Children In Hospital After Drinking Caustic Substance At Restaurant

Houston, TX —  Eliodoro Estala was charged with indecent exposure last week after his neighbor told police she saw him having sex with the fence that separated their property.

The woman reportedly told police she was looking out her window Wednesday, and just happened to see Estala pissing on the chain link fence. So she did what any normal person would do in such a situation…. she started filming. Weirdo.

When Estala noticed she was recording him with her phone, he worked that shit.

The woman told police Estala stuck his mouth on the fence and began tonguing it before he began “having sex with it.” Foreplay first. Good man!

The woman showed officers several videos and still pics of the alleged act. And I can only imagine how hard she was fretting to have witnessed such a vile and o-fence-ive act. I can just hear her screaming at her husband now…. “Abner! Abner! Come quick! The neighbor! He’s gyrating wildy against our fence. And he’s *gasp* unclothed!!” (Props to Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched).

Police claim Estala was intoxicated and uncooperative at the time of his arrest. He was jailed on $2,500 bail.

This story would have been way punnier had it been a wooden fence, just sayin’. Consider yourselves spared.

Help The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon!
Tags: , , ,

Comments


The views expressed in the comments are those of the comment writers and don't represent the views or opinions of D'D or its staff. Feel free to flag comments that may violate conditions outlined in our Disclaimer.

  • sugarpie

    So giving that nosey bitch next door a reason to gawk had to be worth it though.

  • Sejanus

    Hook a car battery up to the fence.
    Problem solved

  • jansav

    wow. alcohol is not your friend dude.

  • itsknotme

    Someone needs to be installing a privacy fence for his privates.

  • Old Man Metal

    “Police claim Estala was intoxicated and uncooperative at the time of his arrest.”

    Well no shit, no one likes [i]fencus interruptus[/I].

  • Inferus

    Rule 34 dude. Bet he uses WD40 for lube.

  • JohnQknowitall

    I cannot believe the tone of this article. I can only guess how traumatic an event like this could be. I hope the fence, with necessary counseling, is able to return to a normal life. I can just see this woman showing the video to anyone who will watch and tell those who won’t about her experience. No doubt: it is all about her.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Every neighborhood has its own gawker. Unfortunately this guy lived next door his neighborhood’s nosy busy body.

  • JohnQknowitall

    Well it made the fence more attractive…

  • Diva of Destruction

    How do provide rape counseling for a fence?

  • Victoriamvinson

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj392d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj392d:
    ??
    ??;?? http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash392ShopSpotGetPay$97Hour ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????:::::!mj392d:….,……

  • Old Man Metal

    “Please respect my fence’s right to be a fence.” -Hank Hill

  • Elizabeth McCarthy

    50 pointes for Jaded. “O-fence-ive” ROFLMAO

  • patrickdh10

    The woman phone-filming seems just as weird as the fence – f__ker. A visit to a shrink may be in order for both of them. That is if the woman can stop phone-filming every aberration that comes her way and fence – f__ker can make it past all the comely fences he’s sure to encounter.

  • Vinnym1980

    Why arrested he’s in his own back yard casually fucking his own fence. She should be arrested for being a nosey cunt.

  • michael.jewell

    I was paid 104000 dollars past 12 months by doing a web-based job while I was able to do it by w­orking in my own time f­o­r quite a few hours everyday. I applied work opportunity I stumbled upon over the internet and so I am delighted that I was in a position to earn such decent cash. It is actually newbie-friendly and I am so pleased that I found out about it. Find out more about what I do… http://www.cat.org.uk/snip/93439