The woman reportedly told police she was looking out her window Wednesday, and just happened to see Estala pissing on the chain link fence. So she did what any normal person would do in such a situation…. she started filming. Weirdo.
When Estala noticed she was recording him with her phone, he worked that shit.
The woman told police Estala stuck his mouth on the fence and began tonguing it before he began “having sex with it.” Foreplay first. Good man!
The woman showed officers several videos and still pics of the alleged act. And I can only imagine how hard she was fretting to have witnessed such a vile and o-fence-ive act. I can just hear her screaming at her husband now…. “Abner! Abner! Come quick! The neighbor! He’s gyrating wildy against our fence. And he’s *gasp* unclothed!!” (Props to Gladys Kravitz from Bewitched).
Police claim Estala was intoxicated and uncooperative at the time of his arrest. He was jailed on $2,500 bail.
This story would have been way punnier had it been a wooden fence, just sayin’. Consider yourselves spared.Tags: Eliodoro Estala, Houston, Indecent Exposure, Texas