According to authorities, the unidentified couple hit up a food truck just before 2:00 Monday morning. The taco the woman ordered was apparently a little on the cool side.
The woman got kinda pissy when the man in the window refused to warm said taco.
The boyfriend told the woman to calm down, and that’s when the gun came out and he got shot.
He apparently didn’t read the “Boyfriend Handbook.” Article 5 — Section 74-5-2(b) clearly states: “Do not tell the woman to “Calm down.” Especially if the word calm is used with a capital C. Even more especially if food is involved.” (Rule subject to change at any moment). I kid. There is no handboook… we make that shit up as we go along.
It is unclear at this point exactly where the man was shot. He is, however, expected to survive.
It is also unclear exactly who the woman was aiming(?) for, and whether the shooting was purely accidental.
Police say there is no surveillance video to view, so they’re just gonna have to piece stuff together. No charges have been filed as of yet.Tags: cold taco, Houston, Shooting, Texas