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Fight Over Juice Box Leads To A Stabbin’

January 26, 2017 at 3:41 am by  

St. Augustine, FL — One man is sporting a disfigured jaw, and another is looking at jail time after a fight broke out between roommates Tuesday. A fight over a juice box.

Tavage Tobler, 18, and his 44-year-old roomie reportedly got into it after the roomie helped himself to Tobler’s Minute Maid Fruit Punch juice box.

The real insult, according to Tobler, was when the victim started pointing his finger at Tobler’s face.

Tobler admitted to police that the two fought, but denied stabbing the victim. He claims he merely punched the guy. The police, however, disagreed.

According to the arrest report, the victim was stabbed in the jaw and is now permanently disfigured. Tobler has been charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Bond has been set at $5,000.

Believe it or not, this isn’t the first time we’ve covered a story involving a juice box and a stabbing. A five-year-old was accused of doing the same damn thing back in 2012… he had more victims, though.

Over a juice box. Now, had it been a Capri Sun……

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  • link07

    Duuuuuude when I was single I had an old roommate for 6 months. I never stabbed him but the thought was there. He would give bad relationship advice while consistently getting dumped by whichever woman he convinced to come through. He also broke the lease and left a huge ass mess to clean. If he had taken a juice box….. He might have caught a shank to the jaw.

  • Sejanus

    Sounds pretty reasonable to me.
    Don’t ever put your mouth on another mans Minute Maid

  • farmerjayne4013

    When I was in elementary school this girl was yelling at me for something and started shaking her finger in my face. I don’t remember what the argument was about (juice boxes hadn’t even been invented yet). All I remember was how pissed I was having that finger waving in front of my face. I was probably the second smallest kid in the class and she towered over me. I just saw red. So I bit her finger as hard as I could. There was blood. I was probably punished in some horrible way (it was a private Catholic school), but I don’t remember. All I remember is that finger and how good it felt to hear that crunch.

  • sugarpie

    Well there Savage Tobler – now your homeless when you get out of jail, your job prospects are cut down considerably, big fines and medical expenses. Was all of that worth it for a juice box? None of this nonsense will bring that poor little juice box back. However, you could have just made the roommate buy you a pack of 8 to replace the little fella.

  • jansav

    Over a juice box? Wow

  • itsknotme

    Sorry, when I read Juice box stabbing, I thought I was reading another article about OJ’s ex-wife.

  • Inferus

    Your dad doesn’t count as a roommate.

  • Inferus

    Turned that bitch into his juice box. Cherry flavor, mutha fucker!!!

  • Delaney3030

    Hilarious!

  • Delaney3030

    Gross. Sounds disgusting.

  • Delaney3030

    I’m going to have to try that flavor. Must be delicious.

  • Jeania

    lol why did that sound perverted? ^^

  • cedric

    Those juice boxes are wonderful … unless you have a cold Beer, or another better option. I would have to give the guy a pass on this one since it appears to be a totally legit stabbing,
    for a totally legit reason. Now where did I put my Beer .

  • cedric
  • ObamaNazi

    I got dat juice wit my ebt card homie, it got no mo money on it to get mo!

  • Brew Pub

    Seen the price of a capri sun these days. That stuff is like diamonds it cost so much.

  • Karma

    Was it 100% fruit juice? Because that could make a difference with the jury….

  • Archangel9312

    Thank God it wasn’t Kool-Aid!

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  • Mintteacup

    Don’t you get juice boxes in prison?

  • sugarpie

    hmmm, I don’t know. I’ve never been there. Of course juice box in prison might mean something totally different…

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