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RALEIGH, NC – Police say a man who broke into the apartment of his ex-girlfriend was arrested after a man inside fed him a piece of firewood.

According to police, 27-year-old Matthew Bergstedt kicked in the back door of his former girlfriend’s apartment for reasons not currently being reported.

Unfortunately for Bergstedt, his face met a piece of firewood swung by a 20-year-old man who was inside the apartment.

After being turned into a panda, Bergstedt fled the apartment and broke into an empty apartment in the same complex.

Police responding to a burglary call at the apartment complex apprehended Bergstedt and booked him into the Wake County Jail on charges of breaking and entering and attempted breaking and entering.

He has since been released after posting a $3,000 bond.

Bergstedt should count himself lucky. Sure he looks hilarious, but as we have reported numerous times before, he could have gotten his ass shot. Or, like what happened with another intruder earlier this year, had his hand chopped off with a machete.

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  • sugarpie

    Oh Matthew… You’ve been owned. (By a 20 year old kid with bigger wood than you)

  • EPIC BATTLES IN HISTORY: FIREWOOD VS PECKERWOOD

  • That’s what he gets !

  • Nedly Mandingo IV

    Time to let her go dude. Stop scaring people and stay out of her apartment.

  • Gotta be less satisfying when the teeth are already knocked out.

  • Lol good that’s what he gets

  • WTFOMGLOL

    I love stories with a happy ending.

  • This is the definition of irony.

  • What kind of woman willingly agreed to be with him in the first place?!

  • Boo. Hoo. Hoo.

  • Ha ha!

  • “After being turned into a panda…”

  • Talkin

    Right?! I love that.

  • should have shot him

  • Josh

    A real degenerate douchebag that does not possess the skills to wipe his own ass. I think he is lucky he didn’t get lead poisoning.

  • scotsims

    Thanks for making my day happier.

  • Benighted

    “Fed him a piece of firewood” hahahahaaaa you have such a way with words.

  • Sejanus

    If Gord Ramsey impregnated a raccoon….voila!

  • jansav

    That “wood” hurt. hahahahaha idiot.

  • GGMon

    Matthew needs to use better judgement, like not kicking into doors and breaking into apartments

  • Alkomb

    “charges of breaking and entering and attempted breaking and entering.”? He got charged for both? How?

  • Good for him

  • Matt Esquire

    Looks like he lost.

  • True

    Every time I see this guy’s pic, I giggle.

  • Jake88

    LOL, looks like Kung-Fu Panda got his ass kicked…

  • Mazikeen666

    See wat happens when you try to get to ur ex,,,home