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kurt-jenkinsBOYNTON BEACH, FL – Police have arrested a man caught driving around naked with electrical wires attached to his genitals.

Police say 56-year-old Kurt Jenkins was driving slowly through a neighborhood with children, and was naked and with electrical wires protruding from his penis.

According to police reports, a witness said Jenkins drove up to him and gestured for him to look at Jenkins’ junk.

“(The witness) observed Jenkins was completely naked and saw an electronic device with wires, which was attached to Jenkins’ penis,” the police report said.

Jenkins opened the passenger door and asked him to get inside. The witness declined, but took a picture of Jenkins and called police.

Police said Jenkins would slow down his vehicle “almost to a complete stop” as children from a nearby school were dropped off in the neighborhood.

Arriving officers quickly located Jenkins, who refused police commands to get on the ground. The officers helped him out a bit and gave him a free makeover in the process.

Jenkins is now facing charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs, and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence.

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  • AtheistPilgrim

    “Jenkins is now facing charges of lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs, and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence.”

    If he resisted without violence why is he beat to shit? Fucking pigs, man.

  • Hunter1031

    Obviously he’s a very sick person. Unfortunately this doesn’t stop police from nearly killing someone when they don’t show complete submission.

  • this fuckin guy.

    White people, what are you doing…?

  • Lmao at that face

  • First comment wins. Everybody go home

  • What a disgusting perv

  • What’s race got to do with it

  • Bob Saccamanno

    A creep like this guy is going to anger people and should be removed but he’s probably a mental case off his meds. Police should be trained to take down a person without a weapon, not to beat him silly.

  • dammitall23

    I’m not convinced his driving through a “neighborhood with children” is an issue, nor his “slowing to almost a complete stop as children from a nearby school were dropped off”. Nearly every neighborhood has children, and you’re *supposed* to slow down, if not stop for a school bus, aren’t you? Still, I think the cops should have tazed him, test out those wires, by god.

  • Lol did the electrical wire electrocute him ????????????. Look like he needs a bolt to the head lol

  • Lol did the electrical wire electrocute him ????????????. Look like he needs a bolt to the head lol

  • Lol did the electrical wire electrocute him ????????????. Look like he needs a bolt to the head lol

  • Lol did the electrical wire electrocute him ????????????. Look like he needs a bolt to the head lol

  • I cant stop laughing

  • lets be honest and admit that race has a lil something to do with behaviorism.

    but im not falling for any troll bait.

    so, ill say this, everyone posted on this page is subject to me making some kind of joke out of it.

    if the admins see fit to boot me thats fine but im not gonna get into some retarded internet argument.

    #HateEqually
    #KillEqually

  • omg my man

  • Florida Man just can’t help himself, can he?

  • Florida Man has pissed off a lot of people, and they’re really tired of his shit.

  • WTFOMGLOL

    Somebody ought to just put this poor guy out of his misery.

  • Crank 3?

  • WTFOMGLOL

    He looks like he was playing Frankenstein for Halloweeen(ie) or something.

  • Thank God the cops kicked his ass before 1 of the kids got in his car ????

  • Squid Kicker

    You trying to say this idiot didn’t deserve to get his ass kicked?

  • JohnQknowitall

    It doesn’t sound like the witness he asked to get in his car was a child and when the police got him out of the car in the vicinity of children, I doubt he had time to get dressed.

  • Florida man… Dundundun

  • Dr Slaughter

    We plan on doing a LOT more. XD

  • Sejanus

    Pedo cosplay is strong with this one.
    Hook the wires up to the cruiser battery and rev the engine til his genitals explode like popcorn.

  • That’s right…hate all equally! I don’t discriminate ????????????

  • So I guess we can assume all black men are really gay? The term I think is on the down low. Bahahaha!

  • melb1970

    This is bizarre totally epic bizarro..
    I’m glad the cops beat his ass..
    I hope when they yanked those wires it hurt like hell too!

  • Right? I agree.

  • What if it had been your kid?

  • Meth. Bath salts? What the phuk?!?!????

  • itsknotme

    Maybe he’s in Goober driver looking for his faire. Oops! Me bad. I meant Uber.

  • Mazikeen666

    Wtf

  • Michelle Bounds Henry Alexander

  • AtheistPilgrim

    I would want the law to be appropriately applied instead of thug cops being allowed to beat people as they please. That’s why we have laws and punishments. Dumbass.

  • AtheistPilgrim

    Yes. Not by police. I guess you’re one of those alt-right police state wackos who doesn’t mind militarized officers acting like jackbooted SS thugs. Asshole.

  • Gingerbwilson

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  • ????????

  • mean birch

    You are a strange person? Yes. U r.

  • GGMon

    Nice face 😀

  • Squid Kicker

    If your daughter was one of the kids he was waving his electrified dick at you might feel differently. But then again, you don’t seem all that bright so maybe not.

  • Texas Ranger

    He had a battery attached to his dick…what the fuck you expect? In these days and times they could have called the bomb squad on him to disarm his ‘bomb”…he should consider himself lucky he can still take a normal piss.

  • Agree

  • HAHAHAHA Dumbass? Really? Because I want a sick pervert with electrical cables wrapped around his dick riding around naked showing himself to kids in a school yard to have the tee total CRAP kicked out of him? I wished it would have been the parents instead because they would have half-killed him. They could have taken those electrical cables & plugged those suckers in the socket & shocked him & seen how much he truly liked getting off. Then they could have drug his slimy, nasty, filthy, good-for-nothing naked, turd drenched, piss stankin’ shocked balls to the cop station & the cops wouldn’t have had to do anything but booked him.

    If you had a kid, which I’m guessing u don’t, you wouldn’t care what they would have done to this fool. You would have stood there & yelled at them to hit him harder.

  • LynnKayee

    Understandable as it is, you are associating that stance with THIS (disgusting, disturbed piece of fucking shit) pervert. This story is about him, the crime is his and he honestly radiates an urge to murder him

  • Ann Stone

    Oh haha! Humans!

  • What happened to his face??

  • patrickdh10

    How in the hell could anybody have sympathy for this effing pervert? If you do you need to check yourself in. Not to mention in many a neighborhoods the citizens with or without children would have done a lot worse. Not saying it’s right but it’s a fact and hard to say it’s wrong.

  • You said it sister! Humans are an evil seed spreading darkness and cruelty. We believe we are the superior species mainly because Christianity says that god made everything for us so we take advantage of it. We are the only species that kill for reason other than to eat or defend it self. The most evil things in the world are caused by humans, we kill thousands of people in the name of god and to get money or oil, we are greedy and corrupt. Everything wrong in the world is the fault of humans.

  • AtheistPilgrim

    You’re just a pathetic keyboard warrior who would do none of the things you claim you’d do. Just keep sitting there daydreaming about how badass you wish you could be. You’re just as sick and sad as the pervert in the story if you think violence is the answer. Not only are you a dumbass but you’re fucking pathetic to boot. Congratulations.

  • AtheistPilgrim

    I expect the police to do their duty. Apparently you expect them to be vigilantes.

  • AtheistPilgrim

    If my daughter was one of the kids he was waving his dick at I would make sure she was okay and safe, then later talk to her about what had happened and get her any help she may or may not need. Not act like a macho idiot online.

  • Squid Kicker

    Well, aren’t you the diplomatic type. Calm, cool and collected in a crisis, that’s what you’d be, right?

    You’re either an ultra-liberal that thinks every scumbag deserves a second third and fourth chance or a criminal that’s still butt-hurt from being emasculated by a cop in front of his woman. Either way, a little jailhouse justice can be an excellent deterrent for recidivism. I’ll wait here while you Google all these big words.

    You’re the one calling people assholes, idiots, and dumb asses and I’m the puffed-up internet macho man? You have no class and even less brains and you should throw your computer towards the nearest recycling bin.

  • Squid Kicker

    Well, aren’t you the diplomatic type. Calm, cool and collected in a
    crisis, that’s what you’d be, right? But whatever, even you have to
    admit you’re not that bright.
    You’re either an ultra-liberal that
    thinks every scumbag deserves a second third and fourth chance or a
    criminal that’s still butt-hurt from being emasculated by a cop in front
    of his woman. Either way, a little jailhouse justice can be an
    excellent deterrent for recidivism. I’ll wait here while you Google all
    those big words.
    You’re the one calling people assholes, idiots,
    and dumb asses and I’m the puffed-up internet macho man? You have no
    class and even less brains and you should throw your computer towards
    the nearest recycling bin.
    And I checked out your comment history.
    Rarely do you make a comment without a disparaging remark or without
    calling someone a derogatory name, kinda like a “macho idiot online”
    would do. Your life must truly suck.

  • LynnKayee

    Ignore that urge to seal the comment with this case alone. Understandable as that is, the point isn’t about how we would act or what this sick fuck deserves its about police. Law enforcement has a duty to remain as neutral as possible. Even if you don’t agree with that on a technical level understand on a human level that the asskicking, if unwarranted, taints investigations and that the lack of integrity has gotten people who have done far worse than him breaks of some kind. People who should rotting for life aren’t because it’s impossible to trust all the evidence. THAT is fucked up.

  • LynnKayee

    If the vigilante thing worked, we wouldn’t need law enforcement. It doesn’t. And they made a choice to get into a business that involves being around sick fucks they can’t interfere with. They KNEW what they would have to do when they got the job. This isn’t their kid, this isn’t a thing they will never see again or stumbled upon. They literally signed up! And my daughter had worse happen and while I dreamt up ways to kill that man, and I’d want the police to hurt him, I KNOW they shouldn’t.

  • Bob Saccamanno

    Really ,it isn’t sympathy. This guy has mental problems and does illogical things because of it. A policemans job is to arrest ,with no violence, if possible. There are plenty of problems because of police taking on the judge and jury part of the legal system.

  • Bob Saccamanno

    Have you done this before? You sound like you have experience.

  • Squid Kicker

    But if he takes a header on his way to the backseat, oh well.

  • AtheistPilgrim

    Because I only make responses to shitbag idiots like yourself. lol Yes, you are the macho idiot online, pretending to be smart by using words you think are big and complicated. I believe the cops should do their job, not act like vigilantes and extensions of your tiny-dicked outrage. If you have a problem with that, maybe you should check yourself and why you think violence solves anything. It doesn’t. In fact, the police assaulting this guy could lead to him getting off on a technicality or an early release. And then he’ll be back on the streets that much sooner. But you don’t think about that shit because you’re dumbass is too worried about getting off on the instant gratification you get from violence.

  • AtheistPilgrim

    Its also funny that you delve into my comment past but keep your own secret. I wonder what kind of hateful racist troll bullshit we’d find.

  • I just seen an awesome movie about Jon Doe in Australia who was killing Child Pedophiles. He was AWESOME. The country stood behind him. Awesome movie. I say go for it.

  • ROFL You’re hilarious. I’d love to meet you.

  • I do want to say I’m so sorry for what happened to your daughter. I pray that she has rose above the situation & you as well. I can’t even imagine the pain as a mother that you’ve went through. Again, I’m so sorry.

  • AtheistPilgrim

    Why? So you can try and get violent with me too? lol

  • I can promise you, you would love me. Everyone does. That is if you don’t mess with my kids. I’m a down-home, awesome, bless your heart, kind, compassionate, loving southern woman. I just believe in back country treatment at times when it comes to the abuse of kids I suppose. That doesn’t make me violent. It just makes me a mama who loves her kids with every piece of fiber that is in her body. I can guarantee you that any other mama on here would agree with me or they at least had those thoughts if you read what LynnKayee said.

  • Ann Stone

    Preach it, Sloth!

  • LynnKayee

    I appreciate that, thanks. Living in the Bible Belt I’m sure most people would say she did rise above it. Personally I see it more like he took her chance to, along with mine.
    Back to point…I think we all would like a few minutes with someone like that coward on the story. God knows he could have killed one of those kids!!
    I completely agree people should be outraged. I understand parents killing or harming them, but for LE I feel they have a duty to keep from a release on technicality. Next might be a fatality.

  • Marianrwilliams

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj143d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj143d:
    ??
    ??;?? http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash143TopExplorerGetPay$97Hour ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????::::::!mj143d:….,…..

  • AtheistPilgrim

    No, it makes you violent and into vigilante justice.

  • SayAnything

    Wait, troll bait? I thought that was what your comment was…

  • Mazikeen666

    Z zzzzzzz??zz

  • Mz. Aquafina

    Lmao!

  • You gotta admit, Us white folk does some whack stuff – serial killers, cannibalism, etc. We come up with some sick stuff.

  • Joatmoaf

    Because he needed a serious ass kicking.
    Phuc him.

  • Dylan Lawyer

    If you loved your kids, you would not support violence in any way because you would teach them that violence is never the answer. Or maybe you are raising war heroes…

  • Actually, I have one of those. He served in Iraq. He said you’re welcome.