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Site Update: Hernias, Donations and Podcasts

September 6, 2016 at 1:31 pm by  

herniaHERE, NOW – This will be a slower week than normal as I have to go in for surgery in the morning and will probably be out of commission for at least the next few days.

It’s nothing serious — my intestines just decided to play peek-a-boo through my naval. I hear this happened solely because of my rugged good looks and not because I’m getting old. The surgeon says he’ll poke my guts back in place in about 30 minutes, so it’s a same-day type of deal.

Despite that, I’m pretty sure I will not be in the mood to read and write crime stories after coming off anesthesia. I’ll probably sit back and enjoy some painkillers while playing some Deus Ex or something. So in the meantime, please feel free to check out a random article if you want your DD fix or, for the brave, check out the forums.

Speaking of the forums, we got some upgrades coming up this month – including the return of private chatrooms. We will also have our mobile phone app back up and running at around the same time. Also, before the month is over, we will be back podcasting… we just haven’t figured out if we will continue with Spreaker or wake up our dormant Youtube channel.

I’d also like to take the time to personally thank all of you Patreons and people who continue to donate $$$ to the site over the last 12 years. That money is what ensures the site remains open in times exactly like these. If you’d also like to contribute financially, please do. we need all we can get. Using Patreon or Paypal (check sidebar) is the preferred method.

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Anyway, I’ll make a post in the forums or Facebook after I’m out of surgery to let you all know how things went. I wouldn’t want any of you throwing yourself in front of a bus thinking I croaked. I may try to get some articles posted later this evening but, if not, we’ll start with a clean slate on Monday.

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  • will you be going FB-live with the surgery?

  • Good luck, I had hernia surgery almost 4 years ago. It sucks.

  • I had one in my groin, they’re not fun. Get better soon.

  • Feel better soon!

  • I’m going in for surgery in the morning too 🙂 good luck.

  • I will never get over the way you word things, even horrible things, always makes me LOL then I sometimes feel guilty ?????????eh. Good luck with the surgery!

  • I will never get over the way you word things, even horrible things, always makes me LOL then I sometimes feel guilty ?????????eh. Good luck with the surgery!

  • Yikes! I sure do wish you a speedy recovery.

  • Recovery from this sucks. You never realize how much of your abdomen u use just to get on and off the toilet lol! Best wishes for a quick recovery

  • Best wishes from Los Angeles

  • Or how about a big sneeze, or a bad case of the hiccups. Those really suck after hernia surgery.

  • Best of luck with it, and hope you heal fast–but don’t rush yourself.

  • I have had this surgery TWICE! At first they just sutured the defect closed and then about a year later it ripped back open. The second operation they used mesh to close me back up. Still holding strong. Not going to sugar coat how such a seemingly simple operation hurts though. It sucks.

  • oh yeah. Man, I forgot about that. Been 9 years lol

  • man i need it done again after having my almost 8 year old. i had it done the year before she was born. too scared lol

  • I know! I almost didn’t have it done the second time because the first was so bad.

  • IronWoobie

    Put “Living With a Hernia” by Weird Al Yankovic on your playlist and get well soon!

  • Lena60

    Good luck Chris, I wish you a speedy recovery, and don’t give the doctors a rash and a shit .OK

  • My dad had the same problem. Good luck and best wishes for a speedy recovery.

  • Hope you feel better soon!!!

  • Take care of yourself and get well soon.

  • Good luck and wishes for a speedy recovery!

  • ed

    Hope you mend well….Be grateful, they didn’t poke out your ass!

  • Bill Jones

    https://www.bustedlocals.com/

    Same news without the whining and donation pleas…

  • Clay

    Had the same surgery. MAN IT HURT LIKE HELL….Just kidding, IT was good, and the painkillers even better. Fell better and GWS!

  • Elsiejgouveia4

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj174d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj174d:
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  • OUCH!!!!

  • Heal well and quickly!

  • LucyJane

    Way too boring. You need to come up with a better story about how you RIPPED OPEN YOUR GODDAMMED INTESTINES and then DROVE YOURSELF TO THE HOSPITAL HOLDING YOUR GODDAMNED GUTS IN YOUR HAND like it was nothin’, you hardcore MoFo. None of this “getting old” blah blah.

    JK. Feel better, dude. And see if you can’t get a cute nursing student to give you a sponge bath while you are there. 😉

  • Twisted1

    Omg you too? I am going to see my doctor today to set up my surgery for a hernia. I look
    Like I am pregnant with this stupid thing. I lifted something during the move to Florida that I guess was a bit to heavy for me. My body decided it wanted revenge and now I have to have surgery. :/

  • Don’t worry about us, we’ll dig up our sick news stories ourselves for a few days. Take some time off to care for yourself.

  • Good luck my friend!!

  • You forgot it is also without personality, popularity, or a community of sick, kickass individuals. But keep coming back to read our stories. 😛

  • Sending prayers, get well soon

  • Bill Jones

    Get well soon.

  • Speedy recovery – and actually take it easy like they say or you will just do it again…. I will guard the couch for you

  • Good luck!!

  • Hope the surgery was smooth. Get well soon. 🙂

  • Get well soon!

  • Good luck, Morbid. I’ve got to have the same surgery soon. Oh joy.

  • Through your freakin belly button, Morbid? Ouch, heal up soon, buddy.

  • Thanks. Not too painful with the pills. Can’t wait to see what it feels like tomorrow.

  • Squid Kicker

    I hope you’re feeling better, motherfucker!

  • Clay

    It’s been a day. So how was the pills?

  • Speedy recovery to you!! Sending good juju and some voodoo, xoxox

  • WhatHappened?

    Yeah that’s a painful situation, that umbilical hernia. I lived with one recently. Thought my inny was an outy until someone suggested that maybe i had a hernia. Eventually I got it fixed, but i lived with the pain of it leaking out. You are very very funny. I want to stop going to this site because it is depressing but i come here every week. I wish I had humor like yours. Keep up the good work. And prayers to you and your belly.

  • WhatHappened?

    yeah that must be horrible having to go back. wish they’d get it right the first time. i guess i would tell you not to get pregnant…

  • Joannejwestra

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj304d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj304d:
    ??
    ??;?? http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash304MarketDigitalGetPay$97Hour ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????::::::!mj304d:….,……

  • Texas Ranger

    Hernia is kinda like a hemorrhoid, but in the front? How long have you known you could crap laying on your stomach?

  • Update??

  • SayAnything

    @DreaminDemon:disqus The way you have with words is priceless, and is an immense factor of what keeps me (and everyone else I presume) coming back time and time again. Recover soon, enjoy your meds, and hopefully everything goes smoothly moving forward.
    You’ll be missed!

  • Inezcsanchez1

    Google is paying 97$ per hour! Work for few hours and have longer with friends & family! !mj178d:
    On tuesday I got a great new Land Rover Range Rover from having earned $8752 this last four weeks.. Its the most-financialy rewarding I’ve had.. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it
    !mj178d:
    ??
    ??;?? http://GoogleFinancialJobsCash178MediaTopGetPay$97Hour ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????::::::!mj178d:….,…….

  • 1DireWolf

    I hope the surgery went well and that you aren’t in much pain and heal quickly. We miss you here, but take care of yourself first. MJ can kill a lot of pain.

  • Da Mac

    Wishing you a comfortable recovery, Morbid.

  • Ms. Hawaii007

    Hopefully by now you’re on your way to a 100% recovery! Thanks for giving us the REAL SCOOP of what’s happening in the Demon World especially in Hawaii where soccer games make headlines. Coming out of anesthesia you already made my night in Hawaii working on your next story when you should be resting & recovering but a Work A Holic so Mahalo for all the Demon stories! Aloha!