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Jared KreftWAUSAU, WI – Jared Kreft is probably having a rough time this holiday season after he was accused of smoking marijuana before giving a horse a blowjob.

Kreft was arrested last Wednesday after deputies were sent to a barn, where they found the 30-year-old near a horse.

According to court documents, Kreft was wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with “holes cut in the groin and buttocks areas.” Deputies also found a marijuana pipe and a jar of petroleum jelly nearby.

Kreft admitted to the deputies that after viewing some “horse pornography” at home, he went to the barn and sucked the horse’s dick and pleasured the horse with his hand.

Police arrested Kreft and charged him with sexual gratification with an animal sex organ, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana as a repeat offender and bail jumping.

I found that first charge odd, as I guess that means in Wisconsin, you cannot pleasure yourself with an animal sex organ even if it isn’t attached to an animal? I dunno. Weird.

Groups against the legalization of marijuana should really get in touch with this guy. They could make an entirely new set of “this is your brain on drugs” commercials that could go something like this:

Show Miss Universe Olivia Culpo in a field asking if there is anyone who doesn’t understand the dangers of smoking marijuana. She says, “This is your brain” while pointing to Kreft riding a horse through a series of obstacles.

“This is your brain on marijuana,” she says while pointing back to Kreft, who is now on his knees gagging on horse cock. Kreft stops what he’s doing, letting the horse dick flop out of his mouth, looks up at the camera and asks, “Any questions?”

Horse whinnies as the scene fades to black.

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