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Briana BuchananEDGEWATER, FL – Briana Buchanan is behind bars on meth manufacturing after her 7-year-old son turned her in.

Buchanan and her son lived with her boyfriend’s brother, Peter, who the boy considers an uncle. Peter said that the boy mentioned his mother had been “cooking something bad” and said he had something he wanted to show him.

The boy brought his uncle to his mother’s car and opened up the trunk. Inside the trunk was some of the boy’s toys and materials needed to use and manufacture meth. Peter immediately closed the trunk and called 911.

“Her son, who’s 7, just told me she keeps bad stuff in her car, and he opened up the trunk, and she has a meth lab in her trunk,” Peter told the 911 dispatcher.

After police arrived and found the drug paraphernalia inside the trunk, they arrested Buchanan on charges of child neglect, possession of chemicals, meth and paraphernalia, and manufacturing and delivery of meth.

Her son was placed in the custody of his grandmother, who plans on enrolling him into school this week. “I can already tell you, just looking at his face, he is relieved to be out of the situation,” Peter said.

Police aren’t through with Buchanan. They are checking to see if she can be charged with trafficking meth, which has a harsher punishment.

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  • http://www.facebook.com/timothymatthewmurphy brain_bomb

    Someone is getting coal in their stocking this Christmas.

  • jansav

    The most disturbing part of this story is the boys toys were in the trunk with her toxic poison. Selfish fkn cnt! My thoughts are with this child and I hope he will be okay.

  • Kristina

    Grandma’s enrolling him in school…they should let him teach a class on how to turn in your fucked up parents.

  • wastintime

    The boyfriends brother would be a better parent than the boys actual parent. Well done uncle Peter!

  • wastintime

    I can make a comment here that I can’t make on mainstream media.
    This woman is a crazy cuntopotomus! Keeping that shit around her son, in the car, right next to his toys!

  • Damn Gina

    That’s great!

  • Buffettgirl

    Go Little Man! You’ve got more common sense at seven than your mother will ever possess!

  • King A sshole

    Cuntopotomus Vs. Sharktopus Vs. Sharknado! This fall on the Sci-Fi Channel!

  • King A sshole

    I was gonna make a Braking Bad joke, but I’m still upset Walter’s dead and the show is over. ????

  • jansav

    Cuntopotomus? I frkn love you! I will, with your permission,use that term on the very next cuntopotomus I meet. I can’t stop laughing…!

  • Vincents_Sin

    Surely living up to your name with that comment… >_> <_<

  • Jessie

    You’re a dick. I just started watching. DICK.

  • King A sshole

    You are probably the only people left, it’s in my top ten shows ever.

  • Jessie

    I think I AM the only person left. AMC is running a season every weekend and I’ve decided to give it a go. Somehow I avoided the ultimate fate of Walter until today….

  • itsknotme

    “.. on charges of child neglect, possession of chemicals, meth and paraphernalia, and manufacturing and delivery of meth.”

    Delivery of meth?!?! If it ain’t here in 30 minutes or less, do I get a free 2-liter bottle of Coke ?

  • http://truecrimereport.com iLLusionS

    What a fuckin’ winner this one huh? Someone’s been digging for bugs in her face.

  • Wildheart

    Believe me Walter’s death is the LEAST head-turning twist in that show. I think it was a good death though….in respect to everything he had been through.

  • alohafuckers

    Little asshole. A good Son of Florida watches the cooker while his mom is turning a trick in the bathroom.

  • JohnQknowitall

    This is a red letter day: a male in an article on DD is a good Samaritan. I am sincerely impressed. What a good thing for this guy to do and to have been so good to the child that the child felt able to confide in him. I hope he is able to maintain a relationship with the child.

  • Sejanus

    I am always amazed when a bad situation results in a good kid.
    By all acounts the child shoulda been a little shit, but nope…this kid I hope is gonna go places….like to jail to visit his methy momma.

    Her face is a wreck. I wonder if she successfully dug out the bugs she thought were eating her.

  • wastintime

    Use it all you want, I believe there is no shortage of cuntopotomus in the world.
    Or would that be cuntopotomi?

  • jansav

    Thank you. you just reminded me,and made me laugh all over again. And I do believe it would be cuntopotomi.

  • wastintime

    Herds of roaming cuntopotomi.

  • takurospirit

    I started watching it but for some reason sort of just stopped in the middle of the last season. It was pretty obvious where it’s going. Walt is one self-destructive motherfucker.

  • jansav

    OMG! I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. Thank you for starting my morning with a ha ha!

  • Texas Ranger

    Come Coppers! A meth lab in a trunk of a car?…how much closer to “trafficking” can you get?

  • Buffettgirl

    That was so wrong, but so funny! And SO Flori-duh!

  • Buffettgirl

    Bravo Tex, bravo! ;-)

  • thebossessecretary

    Reminds me of back in the day, when I had an elementary school teacher who asked us all if our parents rolled their own cigarettes. Show of hands, kids!!!

  • Peggy McAvoy-Storer

    I love your last sentence!!

  • cedric

    I’m glad he snitched on her ass … all he wanted was some pancakes,but could she cook him some pancakes ? Nooo ….

  • cedric

    I just looked at Briana’s face – Charge her meth face ass with being ugly in a no ugly zone too.