Woman Charged After Shooting Man In Head On Facebook LiveWoman Accused Of Setting Ex-boyfriend On Fire On Easter SundayWoman Admits Beating Her Toddler To Death For Wetting The BedWoman Decapitated Her 7-year-old Son With Kitchen KnifeBoy, 4, Mauled To Death By Family Dog While Playing In BackyardPersian Vegan Animal Rights Activist Kills Herself After Shooting Multiple People At Youtube HQ

LemmiwinksLONDON – We’ve all been there, right? Kind of bored with nothing to do when you decide to shove a vibrator up your ass? Lord knows I have. I usually do this with reckless abandon, using a “butter churning” technique I’ve perfected.

I may ease up a bit, though, especially after reading about what happened to 50-year-old Nigel Willis. Diabetic, jobless, and living with his elderly mother, Willis inserted a dildo up his ass last December. No harm, no foul – at first.

Willis’ problems began when he found he wasn’t able to remove the sex toy. Embarrassed, the man decided not to seek medical attention and remained on a couch with the toy up his butt for five days.

It’s not like we haven’t heard of this before. There was a recent story making the rounds regarding a woman who lost a sex toy in her vag for ten years. Unfortunately for Willis, the toy had perforated his bowel and he was suffering from septic shock.

After days of feeling dizzy, weak and unable to move from the couch, a neighbor convinced him to call for help. Willis was transported to the hospital via ambulance on New Years Eve, where doctors performed emergency surgery to remove the vibrator.

Willis hung in there for about a month, but his condition continued to worsen and the poor sap died on February 7 from multi-organ failure, sepsis and a perforated bowel. The coroner ruled Mr Willis’ death was an accident and water cooler fodder for at least a week.

Help The Dreamin Demon go ad free! Support us on Patreon!
Tags: , , , , , ,

Comments


The views expressed in the comments are those of the comment writers and don't represent the views or opinions of D'D or its staff. Feel free to flag comments that may violate conditions outlined in our Disclaimer.