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James WertzBoynton Beach, FL — This pudgy bitch was arrested for allegedly throwing his girlfriend across a room and violently attacking her pet rabbit after the woman ended their relationship.

It all started with an argument about women’s rights….

Police say that mid-argument, the victim retreated to her bedroom in an attempt to end the fighting. The alleged douchebag, 28-year-old James Wertz, continued to scream and whine, so the woman told him it was over.

A short time later, police say, the woman heard a high pitched screaming coming from the living room. She told police she walked out to find Wertz squeezing and punching her rabbit. He was hitting it so hard, she said, blood was pouring from its face. And that’s about the time I would’ve rearranged his stupid fucking Mr. Potato Head face…

She intervened, pushing Wertz away. When he tried to apologize, she said, she kicked him and reached for the phone to call 911. Wertz responded by throwing her across the room and storming out of the apartment.

Wertz was located a few hours later and arrested on charges of domestic battery and animal cruelty. He was ordered held on a $3,000 bond.

The victim reportedly had a red mark on her arm from where Wertz grabbed her, but is fine. The rabbit is expected to recover.

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  • Wolf_of_Mars

    No hassenpfeffer for you!

  • I_RIGHT_I

    The Meth Rabbit was talking to him.

  • Delaney3030

    He was just tenderizing its face. No big deal, right?

  • Sam

    Right up until the blood pouring from it’s face I thought it was a rabbit of the battery operated kind. I was having all sorts of fun imagining this guy strangling a vibrator.

  • CT

    I thought it was a new term for anal sex, Sam. I figured I was behind the times again.

  • Texas Ranger

    I wonder what the rabbit said that pissed him off so bad.

  • Gamedame

    When will these “big men” realize that when they abuse women, children and defenseless animals it lets the world see just what a huge pussy they really are. A REAL man knows how to control his anger.

  • JohnQknowitall

    My guess is it was a faux breakup, but sociopaths generally have two responses/attitudes “me want” and “me mad.” Good luck with that winning attitude and the new orange jump suit dick wad in your new home.

  • VenusDoom3

    Well, we can only hope he sees Frank from Donnie Darko in all of his future dreams.

  • Vincents_Sin

    *squeak squeak, squeak*

  • Vincents_Sin

    Dude’s lucky (unfortunate for us) it wasn’t this fuzzy bastard he was punching…

  • Buffettgirl

    What are you going to pick on next Big Man, a fucking lamb?

  • 1DireWolf

    Slimy needle dick motherfucker. Good thing she didn’t have a baby he could take his frustrations out on. A bunny is bad enough. Low-life worthless ugly bag of pus.

  • keepalow

    What a bastard.

  • Sara

    Poor little bun-bun :( I’m glad it’s going to be okay. And I’m glad the lady’s going to be okay, too, of course! She made a good decision breaking it off with him. Of course, in hindsight, it may have been better to break up with him outside, duck back in the door and lock it. And then barricade it while calling the police. But most people don’t expect others to be so vindictive when they don’t get their way. I expect it because, well, I’ve been reading this site for about 7 years. (In fact, when I was in the delivery room having my son–a labor that took over a week and no internet access–I had my husband print out DD articles and bring them to me.)

  • Sara

    Would have been nice, wouldn’t it? And, because he seems really stupid, he probably wouldn’t have known about the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, so his ass would have been grass :)

  • LuvsHorror

    Big man take on little bunny. Wish it was the one from ‘Monty Python’.

  • darsa

    Yay, the bunny will make it! :D

  • Heather_Habilatory

    He looks like a thumb!

  • Vincents_Sin

    He’d be the moron to count to 5, which we all know is just outright.

  • Sara

    He does, doesn’t he? I didn’t notice that, at first. Hey, maybe when he gets old, the wrinkles will look like whorl patterns. I normally feel bad when it comes to poking fun at a person’s appearance, but since he’s a bunny-hating bastard, I suppose he’s fair game.

  • Heather_Habilatory

    I try not to comment on regular folks appearances.

    But bunny-punchers get ALL MY WRATH.

  • sativagrl

    Jealous of a bunny rabbit? Guy must have tons of redeeming qualities.

  • sweekymom

    That rabbit is dynamite!

  • Sara

    I agree 100%! Bunnies are so sweet (except for the bunny on Monty Python and the Holy Grail; that bunny was badass!) — a person who punches one can’t have many redeeming traits. Actually, I feel that way about anyone who harms something helpless and innocent, even if it’s not cute and cuddly.

  • Sejanus

    Give me just five minutes with that fucking asshole…..just five.
    Best part of him went out with the afterbirth.
    A bunny doesn’t do bugger all to warrant a beating or attack.
    A guy that would do this is a serial killer, rapist, asshole…fucktard whatever ..in the making.
    He needs to be put to sleep.

  • Lena60

    I hate animal and child abusers, I bet if this woman and a child, he would have punch it too, instead of an innocent bunny.

  • Twisted1

    Since my son was 5 I have told him a man respects and protects women. I went to a 4th of July party at his girlfriends parents house the other day and watched my son prove to me that he was listening. When he was seated at the table there were no chairs left. He got up to allow his girlfriend to sit. When the girlfriends father offered his chair my son said no thank you sir (he was also taught manners and to respect elders) My son stood up and ate his food until someone found a stool for him to sit on. I was so proud of him as I watched him open doors, help out, and just be a perfect gentlemen the whole night. He would sooner bite off his arm then to lay a hand on a female.

  • Glenda Lynn Gambill

    Its nice to know people still teach manners…Congratulations for raising a boy that payed attention & for being a good parent they are rare these days

  • Buffettgirl

    Thank YOU! I love that there are still parents out there like you – it gives me hope!

  • Peggy Storer

    Any grown man that punches a bunny repeatedly and doesn’t kill it is a goddamn weakling!! Dont get me wrong, im thankful for that, but come on!!?! How stinking embarrassing is that?

  • Twisted1

    Thank you! The funny thing is when people compliment me on my childs manners I get frustrated. I find it unfortunate that they need to be commented on at all. It should be the rule not the exception. I can only hope that one day the world will change.

  • Twisted1

    :) thank you

  • Peggy Storer

    I hear you twisted1.. I feel the same way about my 17 year old son. I drove him to the store the other day and it was pouring rain so I dropped him off at the door, then parked the car to sit and wait for him. When I parked, I looked over at the door and he was standing there holding it open, getting absolutely soaked!! I thought to myself “what the hell is he doing?”
    After a few seconds, an elderly woman with a walker heading toward the door, came into my view. She had an umbrella, so she was staying dry but she was moving veeerrrryyyy slooooowllyyy… My son very easily could have entered the store and let the door shut behind him, but he chose not to. He chose to stand in the pouring rain because as he put it – “she never couldve gotten that door open with her walker and umbrella in her hands”. :-)
    So, I know the feeling twisted1 and its a very good one.

  • Tenbux

    Dick season.

  • colliefreak

    Omg I f’n hate him!

  • Aussie Sabbath

    I wish I could give an extra upvote for using bun-bun!

  • Aussie Sabbath

    Someone should punch him right between the eyes so there would be at least some rational reason for being cross-eyed.
    Fuck that bastard. If that were my sister’s rabbit he’d punched, I would have gutted him and used his skin to make a Drizabone.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    I found a family photo!

  • ShelbySP

    I believe the original article said that was the bunny’s name.

  • Sara

    If that is the bunny’s name, then that’s awesome :) But bun-bun is typically what I call any rabbit. I tend towards speaking in “baby babble” half the time, especially when I find something cute. Few things in this world cuter than a cuddly-wuddly wittle bun-bun :)

  • Jessie

    We need to build a really really really big wall to keep these people in Florida.

  • http://batman-news.com Stanley_Ipkiss

    That would need to be built out of unbreakable glass or something. Would still want to observe and also think of the tourism

  • Texas Ranger

    Well Yeah!, can’t you tell? Just from his picture alone you can tell he would be an awesome garden gnome….or scarecrow….or rock.

  • Leasha

    No, but sadly he’ll be out soon and have the chance to make and abuse a baby… multiple times over. One word: Florida.

  • Leasha

    I think he looks like Dustin Green’s (the dude with a thick neck and looks like a penis from a story last week) long lost hungry brother.

  • Leasha

    As long as that sleep is drawn out and excruciatingly painful, I agree.

  • Sejanus

    Yesssssssssssssss total agreement.

  • Harper

    “Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!”

  • ShelbySP

    I have a toy rabbit named bun bun who has been my bestie since I was 9 months old. As a grown woman I still sometimes refer to rabbits as “real bun buns” (/_)

  • Aussie Sabbath

    I had a rabbit called Bunny once. She was too stupid to have a real name. The current one we have is called Barry.

  • jansav

    Serious as all get out: doesn’t he look like some one who would punch a bunny rabbit?

  • jansav

    That made me LOL thanks

  • Sara

    So, I guess she was a *snicker* dumb bunny? Couldn’t resist; that, along with “butthead,” was my favorite insult as a kid.

    When I was younger, my family had a pet bunny named “Bunny Foo-Foo,” after my favorite kindergarten song. She was a cute little black bun-bun :)

  • Sara

    Oh, cool! Right after I was born, my dad went down to the hospital gift shop and bought me a stuffed bunny. When I was 5, I named it Foofie. Still have it, too.

  • ShelbySP

    I’m so jealous! I really want a pet one. And my s/o is sane, so I wouldn’t even have to worry for its safety.

  • Buffettgirl

    Ummm, what is Drizabone?

  • Buffettgirl

    I want to visit, but if the wall is there how in the hell would I get back out? My bestie happens to live in a sane little pocket of the Space Coast, it’s awesome for about a week. Then the rest of Florida starts to seep in via news/radio/internet and it’s time for me to leave.

  • Sara

    That was over 20 years ago and I haven’t had a bun-bun since, unfortunately. I have cats now, and some of them are rather creative hunters (I have one cat that can open doors the same way a person does; it’s kind of creepy to watch) so a bunny wouldn’t stand much of a chance. I wouldn’t put it past that particular cat to figure out how to open a rabbit hutch.
    But they (rabbits) are cool pets. I knew this family who got a pet rabbit and they’d let it wander around their house. I make a joke about all the rabbit doodie they must clean up and they said it wasn’t an issue–that the rabbit was litter trained! I didn’t think that could be done, so they invited me over and showed me. Sure enough, the bunny used a litter box.

  • DeadlockVictim

    He punched food.

  • Aussie Sabbath

    A heavy raincoat made from oiled leather. They weigh an absolute ton and cost a fortune.

  • ShelbySP

    They seem super smart and sweet, although the round doodies are a bit freaky. I’m allergic to cats and dogs and have kept both as pets, but my friends rabbits have never bothered my allergies. maybe next time I’m in the market for a pet I’ll get a nice bunny and not spend 6 months sneezing and coughing my head off while my immune system steels itself. But atm I have 3 dogs. Not a bun bun friendly environment.

  • Eyam Ova-Urazis

    Ours is Carrots. Yes, the kids named her. lol

  • Eyam Ova-Urazis

    Bigwig would have destroyed this heartless bastard.

  • captaingrumpy

    Hit each other all you want but leave the animals alone. They are only there to bring happiness to humans.

  • Buffettgirl

    Thanks! Sounded a little like it could be a Vegemite sort of thing. ;-)

  • Sara

    True, true. The dogs might view the poor bun-bun as a tasty treat and not a cherished pet. (Yikes!)

  • Aussie Sabbath

    I think this idiot would make terrible vegemite :(

  • Brittany South Paw

    That poor rabbit awww this makes me so sad. That man is a monster.

  • Jason Wolf

    Thats a tough rabbit!! Most rabbits die just from a mean look or a loud sound. But getting squeezed and punched hard by an angry man is way too much.

  • Patrick O’Brien

    Im glad the bunny is okay. This man will get his.